You and your little "drama" buddies are too busy staring at men's bussies to know an attractive woman if she swam up to you in anthropomorphic-shark form and let you fuck her on a cold, windy cape cod beach.
Drama posting as a whole rots your brain, the sub is easily one of the most transphobic subreddits filled with Enlightened centrists and alt-light trolls, the mod team is a bunch of weirdo nominally left succdems who post on Stupidpol about how they're the bastion of left thought.
One of them made a post about how they used to be a SJW but alienated all their friends and family and now decries idpol, when in reality they're probably just insufferable to be around
I don’t know why she thought she could do this. Even if she actually was genetically Amerindian wouldn’t people still be angry that she wasn’t culturally Amerindian whatsoever or socially recognized as Amerindian and was clearly exploiting the system?
It's not that they wouldn't care but Warren herself and the media have pushed the angle many times that she is a "woman of color" and therefore your criticism is elevated to a hate crime if you attempt to rebut anything she says.
Where did the first native American professor at Harvard come from? It wasn't negative until it became clear that she might actually have little to no native heritage. Lo and behold, 1/1024th... Which is within the margin of error to 0%
No she used it to get into Harvard and sell her books. She was the first woman of color to graduate from Harvard. Thats why shes famous but it was all a lie.
She already went to Harvard, silly person. She put it on her application for a job at Harvard.
She was the first woman of color to graduate from Harvard.
The first black woman to graduate form Harvard did so in the 30s. She was called “the first woman of color to be hired by Harvard Law” in some obscure writeup from 1997, but nowhere else.
Thats why shes famous but it was all a lie.
...you know people can see pictures of her, right?
She’s famous for populist political theater, i.e. telling Wells Fargo to fuck off.
And the two income trap was actually a really good book. Basically telling women to get back in the kitchen and raise a family and they'll be better off.
She went to Rutgers law school, brohammer. She only got to Harvard as a professor. Wonder how a Rutgers law grad got to teach at Harvard? mm, I wonder what she put on her application/cv.
i misread his comment. he is wrong. my point is its even more damning because its not like she had the pedigree to work at harvard and obviously used something else to get the job.
She's been claiming being Native American for years and people have been calling her out for years. Trump didn't come up with the Pocahontas nickname, he's repeating it like everyone else.
But she was claiming that it wasn't affecting her career and it really didn't matter. Now it turns out she was lying about that. She never expected DNA testing to be able to be cheaply done and be called to verify her claims.
The DHC, CBP and ORR have been running "relocation centers" for children and unaccompanied minors since 2002. One of my nephews was adopted out of one of them.
Long story short : The HHS, DHS, CBP and ORR are different groups who are responsible for this, but everyone only wants to blame ICE. It's easier to pretend that this is a brand new issue than to accept that this is something that's been going on for a long time.
But if you want to be techincal about it, you* blaming only ICE for it is a new issue*. ° ͜ʖ ͡ -
This was when Obama was president. The same exact shit was happening and nobody gave any fucks. There was no WONT ANYONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
They deported the parents and shipped the kids to New York or Florida.
Nah his version is shorter and snappier. Plus just calling her Pocahontas increases the discrepancy between her appearance and heritage vs what she claims.
The worst part about trump's "Pocahontas" attack is that the original joke has gone over his head. The joke was fauxcahontas as she's a fake Indian. Not a real one.
Republicans will literally care about everything if you run for president as a D, like literally that one time you jaywalked back in 1978 was disqualifying. Meanwhile Trump actually paid for someone to have an abortion, but you know..
Tell me more about the importance of high school yearbook signatures in a SCOTUS Senate hearing and having media going around calling you a pedo based on the proof of underage drinking.
Are you retarded? It was literally a USA Today opinion column that implied he was a pedophile. They issued a retraction after the fact and deleted some of the shit they did.
well this thing makes sense, because it was the 80s, and what white people did wasn’t under scrutiny back then
still doesn’t excuse releasing those ancestry results, though. i don’t care how much context she tried to offer it, the results were obviously gonna be the lede and thinking it could pan out in any favorable way was absolutely fucktarded.
Even if she actually was genetically Amerindian wouldn’t people still be angry that she wasn’t culturally Amerindian whatsoever or socially recognized as Amerindian and was clearly exploiting the system?
No. Affirmative action means that being recognized as native (or n*igger, pakicel, brown socalist w/e) gives you legal recourse for exploiting the system.
Probably raped as her village was getting burned down to make room for white settlers. Her mixed child probably decided that hanging around white people was the better way than to live amongst a people who’s entire civilization and religion were destroyed right before their eyes and only walk among us as a husk of a dead nation and culture.
The real drama is in the comments of that thread lol. One person says, "I care more about her policies than anything else." That's a DDF argument almost verbatim lmao. Who cares if they lie, cheat, and finagle their way forward?
It's telling that the right has decided rather than attempting to take on Warren for her actual policy ideas and actual news she makes, they just think beating the dead horse of the "Native American scandal."
Ya know, the scandal where she received no benefit in any form by thinking she was Native American and in fact, ya know, being a little Native American herself as her family had always told her.
Because being Native American is obviously about more than just blood content, I can understand this being a legitimate, mild criticism of her if the criticisms ever made with more nuance than a racial slur against her. But for this to be the end-all-be-all of attempting to discredit Elizabeth Warren?
You Trump supporters don't realize the average American doesn't think like you. And they think your behavior is weird, gross, transparent, and obviously desperate. Years from now y'all will look back on this period in your life and how support of Trump made you behave, and you will feel immense shame that you will cringe at upon remembering.
You Trump supporters don't realize the average American doesn't think like you.
Unlike, say, /r/politics posters, who are obviously the very model of the average American. Everyone thinks the way I do except the bad guys, right?
Years from now y'all will look back on this period in your life and how support of Trump made you behave, and you will feel immense shame that you will cringe at upon remembering.
And I thought my detailed sexual fantasies were sad.
Europe has actual, full-blown ultranationalist parties with decent numbers (+20%) of voters. Italy's current most popular politician called illegal migrants 'human garbage' while even le progressive Macron told an illegal to her face 'go back to your own country'.
Free healthcare doesn't make the country progressive.
You are unironically proving my point that this site is mostly dominated by europoors who are envious of America.
Free healthcare doesn't make the country progressive (or whatever an Americlap thinks progressivism looks like).
No, it isnt progressive. It's extremely regressive in forcing people who take care of themselves to pay for people who don't give any shit about themselves and wind up with health problems.
No, it isnt progressive. It's extremely regressive in forcing people who take care of themselves to pay for people who don't give any shit about themselves and wind up with health problems.
your delusions are strong. health problems happen to EVERYONE. some of the healthiest, most athletic people i know have ended up with millions of dollars worth of medical bills because shitty things happen that you cant predict.
some of the healthiest, most athletic people i know have ended up with millions of dollars worth of medical bills because shitty things
Oh yes, sweaty. I'm sure you do know several people that have had millions of dollars of medical bills. Now show me where you saw the tooth fairy last night.
Catastrophic events are by definition rare and the cost to insure them would be extremely cheap. $2 million dollars of life insurance costs approximately $80/month. Insuring catastrophic events would basically cost the same.
The leading cause of death in America is heart disease and the 6th leading cause is diabetes. Both of which are mostly caused by obesity, poor diet, and lack of exercise. So no, I don't care to pay for trailer trash Tom's dialysis because he drinks 2 liters of coke a day.
when i say millions of dollars of medical bills, i dont mean theyre paying millions out of pocket, im saying theyve had millions of dollars worth of medical work. a specific case being one of the most fit guys i know needing a heart transplant because his was defective. and that doesnt count the ton of other surgeries he had to have.
I'm a communist and I think this needs to sink her campaign right the fuck now. Sit down and shut up ma'am. But no, because I can see this as the insulting nonsense it is I'm going to be labeled a MAGAt by every r/politics liberal.
Fucking Democrats are going to get Trump elected again.
being Native American is obviously about more than just blood content
Whoa whoa fucking WHOA Are these shitlords actually advocating CULTURAL FUCKING APPROPRIATION RIGHT NOW?! I'm literally shaking right now at the thought of someone endorsing such ruthless racism.
They’ve retreated from “she does have Native American ancestry” to “the test proves she had some Native American ancestry” to “well, actually she doesn’t have significant ancestry, but she was told she did and she received no benefit” to “okay, so maybe she isn’t native and she received a little benefit and she lied, but I don’t care because she’s not Trump”.
just one of the prelates in the church of idpol violating its core tenets to advance her career lol. they have all the hypocrisy of a real religion lol.
Thank God us Christians are slowly being replaced by these bitter idiots as the group of uptight and insufferable bigots that try to dictate what is acceptable and not. Although it’s not nice we fading away into obscurity and irelevance but what can you do 🤷♀️
I dont know... Lots of black folk claim to be native too. I always assumed it was a way for black looking halfies to deny theyre part white and white looking halfies to deny theyre part black. Three generations later and no one has any clue.
Ouch. However, I can’t argue against your point. White people always marvel at how I was able to actually graduate from school without committing a crime or knocking up some random chick.
Becuase |{[white people ]}| themselves decided that being white is a bad thing and definitely not something that can be celebrated or appreciated so now mayos are left fetishizing and obsessing over any way they might possible not be white.
As a Taco-American, I can’t help but to enjoy seeing the colonizers be colonized themselves.
I'm all for laughing at yt but they have a tendency to go full Sicko Mode and genocide browns whenever shit goes a little too out of their comfort zone 😰
This is also in the back of my mind, hopefully the miscegenation is bad enough that they won’t have the numbers to do anything too serious, however I’m bewildered at how many brown men and 56%ers I’ve been seeing with Trump hats.
I mean who else is going to take the crappy jobs once that that day comes to pass. If anything the future will look like an Indian caste system with mayos at the top, mentally and emotionally stunted Hapas in the middle, and the beige sludge at the bottom.
Jesus, this fucking woman just can't admit that she's not a native can she? The farthest she'll go is admitting that she's not an official member of a tribe, as if the issue here is a cultural one. No, you batty white bitch, you're not native in any respect.
And who else remembers redditors celebrating the DNA results with absolute glee and demanding that trump pays up because he got absolutely REKT? I think it was that day that I started really entertaining the idea that 80% of reddit is an AI created by the DNC.
But this is the age of apologies, with aquariums apologizing for calling otters 'thicc' and shit. I guess a lifetime of pretending to be native for career advancement can't be apologized away though.
Yeah I think I misinterpreted his comment, it's true that you should almost never apologize to dumb woke twitter mobs. But this is a pretty clear case where you're better off apologizing for being a fucking idiot. Just say you were a naive white girl who was proud of what you thought was your ancestry and now you realize you're a fucktard, instead of doing this coy "tribal citizenship" nonsense that just makes you look like a sociopath weirdo.
This but Unironically. In our age, apologies are a sign of weakness and a surefire way of admitting defeat. In a purely political sense I can’t fault Warren for doubling down, but getting a DNA test was just mind boggling stupid since it raised more questions than it answered.
I saw a video on this where someone did some research on the results, apparently she has less native dna than the average burger, but nope, she's still a native american
According to the test, Warren’s DNA is between 1/64 and 1/1032 Columbian, Mexican and/or Peruvian (used as proxies for measuring Cherokee heritage for reasons described in the report); between 0.1 percent and 1.5 percent of her DNA may be Native American in origin; she may have had a Native American ancestor between six to 10 generations back.
Warren depicted this as “slam dunk” proof that she really is of Native American ancestry. This is a base-rate fallacy. In fact, the average white person in America has 0.18 percent Native American DNA — meaning they could be described as about 1/ 556 Native American or as having a Native American ancestor nine to10 generations back. Warren does not seem to have a unique claim to Native American heritage over and above the typical white American.
Warren was described as Harvard Law’s “first woman of color” in a 1997 Fordham Law Review article. She even published multiple recipes to a cookbook, Pow Wow Chow: A Collection of Recipes from Families of the Five Civilized Tribes — all signed, “Elizabeth Warren, Cherokee.”
That honestly just makes her smart. Abusing an idiotic affirmative action system is not a bad thing at all. Imagine if they would preferably hire white people. Then it wouldn't be morally bad to lie about being white. What does it change? The same is the case here. If course she can't claim she is a man or black as that would be an obvious lie. But she could claim she is Spanish, Latino, native American, German, Irish. No one has a right to know your real race. Not the state. Not any institution. They can ask you where you or your parents were born.
If you for example earn 10% more or get into a college by stating you are native American it would be silly not to do it. There is no way to prove or disprove it anyhow.
The White Woman is immunized against all dangers: one may call her bitchy, frigid, emotional, gold digger , it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But call her privileged and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
Lmao they couldn't give 1/1024th of a shit about her lying about being a Native American to cheat her way ahead just as long as she triggers the orange man
I am/was a huge supporter of hers, but this doesn't look good. She'd be a terrible 2020 candidate, unfortunately. especially after she published all those important documents where she had NOT claimed she was native, claiming to be white/cucasian. Doesn't look good to have alternated ethnicities like that, to say the least. untrustworthy imo
If she listed herself as Native American on law school applications that's a potentially huge deal, as Native American is the biggest URM bump you can get during the admissions process. It's basically fraud, and if she listed it on her bar application she probably put the same thing on her law school apps (the bar cross-references your bar application with your law school application to make sure everything correlates, particularly with respect to your academic record and character/fitness inquiries).
Mayo Americans in particular are so cute, being mutts and effectively cultureless, desperately clinging to their fractions and their amateur genealogy to assign them some actual heritage beyond 'white'.
noted that the form was not a part of the application to the bar, but rather a registration card to the Texas Bar after the senator was already admitted
There was literally no benefit to her for writing this in.
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-02-06
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1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-02-06
I don’t know why she thought she could do this. Even if she actually was genetically Amerindian wouldn’t people still be angry that she wasn’t culturally Amerindian whatsoever or socially recognized as Amerindian and was clearly exploiting the system?
1 cheers_grills 2019-02-06
People still wouldn't care about it, if she didn't decide to run for president.
1 cuteman 2019-02-06
It's not that they wouldn't care but Warren herself and the media have pushed the angle many times that she is a "woman of color" and therefore your criticism is elevated to a hate crime if you attempt to rebut anything she says.
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-06
you sure you’re not thinking of Puerto Rico lady? i’m pretty sure Warren just did this to make her registration more speshul
even she isn’t retarded enough to try and use it as political ammo
1 coconut-daddy 2019-02-06
I definitely saw some shit article about how a “””native””” is running for president when she announced 2020
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-06
Was it a HardTimes piece
1 cuteman 2019-02-06
She hasn't had to use it directly herself. The media shouted it from the rooftops until recently.
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-06
You know that was negative coverage, right?
1 cuteman 2019-02-06
Where did the first native American professor at Harvard come from? It wasn't negative until it became clear that she might actually have little to no native heritage. Lo and behold, 1/1024th... Which is within the margin of error to 0%
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-06
Harvard, I’d assume
So... 2005?
You know people weren’t calling her “Pocahontas” because they thought she was an actual indian, right? Have you seen a picture of her?
1 preserved_fish 2019-02-06
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?
1 StopEditingTitles 2019-02-06
No she used it to get into Harvard and sell her books. She was the first woman of color to graduate from Harvard. Thats why shes famous but it was all a lie.
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-06
She already went to Harvard, silly person. She put it on her application for a job at Harvard.
The first black woman to graduate form Harvard did so in the 30s. She was called “the first woman of color to be hired by Harvard Law” in some obscure writeup from 1997, but nowhere else.
...you know people can see pictures of her, right?
She’s famous for populist political theater, i.e. telling Wells Fargo to fuck off.
1 Dr_Cocker 2019-02-06
And the two income trap was actually a really good book. Basically telling women to get back in the kitchen and raise a family and they'll be better off.
1 ______M_______ 2019-02-06
She went to Rutgers law school, brohammer. She only got to Harvard as a professor. Wonder how a Rutgers law grad got to teach at Harvard? mm, I wonder what she put on her application/cv.
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-06
Then she already went to Rutgers. Does that make what he said any less wrong?
1 ______M_______ 2019-02-06
i misread his comment. he is wrong. my point is its even more damning because its not like she had the pedigree to work at harvard and obviously used something else to get the job.
1 jamsterDAMN 2019-02-06
Ah yes, that one fordham review article from 1997
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-06
no it’s THE MEDIA
1 Sef-Efrica 2019-02-06
How do you make your text spaz like that?
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-06
people cared about it since it came out years ago. she just started running for president.
it’s just now more people are gonna care about it, especially with the way she tried to handle it at the start
1 diggity_md 2019-02-06
People wouldn't have cared if she just ignored Trump's low effort shit posting on the matter.
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-02-06
She's been claiming being Native American for years and people have been calling her out for years. Trump didn't come up with the Pocahontas nickname, he's repeating it like everyone else.
But she was claiming that it wasn't affecting her career and it really didn't matter. Now it turns out she was lying about that. She never expected DNA testing to be able to be cheaply done and be called to verify her claims.
1 diggity_md 2019-02-06
But why did she get DNA testing in the first place 🤔🤔🤔
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-02-06
She couldn't ignore Trump like she did every other peasant.
1 Megazor 2019-02-06
Trump derangement syndrome
1 tron_funkin_blow 2019-02-06
She's delusional.
1 ubermanwolf 2019-02-06
Believe wahmen made her believe her C O P E herself
1 Krombopulos-Snake 2019-02-06
Nobody cares about anything until Trump does it.
Insulting Warren? Nobody cared till trump did it.
Separating children from their families at the border? Nobody cared until they cried crocdile tears at trump about it.
Like. . Christ. Let the guy ruin the country on his own. I'm tired of people giving him credit for shit he didn't do.
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-06
I mean, it’s kind of hard to care about something before it starts happening, isn’t it?
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-06
Why would they care about something that didn’t exist yet?
1 Krombopulos-Snake 2019-02-06
The DHC, CBP and ORR have been running "relocation centers" for children and unaccompanied minors since 2002. One of my nephews was adopted out of one of them.
Long story short : The HHS, DHS, CBP and ORR are different groups who are responsible for this, but everyone only wants to blame ICE. It's easier to pretend that this is a brand new issue than to accept that this is something that's been going on for a long time.
But if you want to be techincal about it, you* blaming only ICE for it is a new issue*. ° ͜ʖ ͡ -
For example: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/07/15/us/questions-about-the-border-kids.html
This was when Obama was president. The same exact shit was happening and nobody gave any fucks. There was no WONT ANYONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN. They deported the parents and shipped the kids to New York or Florida.
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-06
I think you missed something
1 SwiftOnSobriety 2019-02-06
He kind of did though. Everyone else was using Fauxahontas, which was kind of funny. Plain old Pocahontas is just dumb.
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-02-06
Pochahontas seems more respectful though.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-02-06
Nah his version is shorter and snappier. Plus just calling her Pocahontas increases the discrepancy between her appearance and heritage vs what she claims.
1 Dr_Cocker 2019-02-06
Half of america sees faux and thinks it's pronounced fox.
1 HaydenMcM 2019-02-06
The worst part about trump's "Pocahontas" attack is that the original joke has gone over his head. The joke was fauxcahontas as she's a fake Indian. Not a real one.
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-06
wasn’t the last time that she claimed to be a Native American like, 1986?
what’s this “for years” shit
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-02-06
There was the cook book.
There was her talking about her native american family stories on various news programs.
There was her talking about DNA testing not taking away part of her family identity and history.
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-06
Elizabeth Warren wrote a cookbook?
You read Elizabeth Warren’s cookbook?
You mean in response to the question “why did you claim to be a Native American 30 years ago?”
and how’s that make her an injun exactly?
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-02-06
https://elizabethwarrenwiki.org/pow-wow-chow-cookbook/
Her going on the programs was before the testing. It's been stupid for a while, but it wasn't frequent.
It doesn't. But she recoiled at getting tested because science was not going to override her feels or family stories.
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-06
wait when tho
1 djlewt 2019-02-06
Republicans will literally care about everything if you run for president as a D, like literally that one time you jaywalked back in 1978 was disqualifying. Meanwhile Trump actually paid for someone to have an abortion, but you know..
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-02-06
Yeah I guess you need to ignore spinning high school yearbook signatures into gang rapes for this comment to actually make sense.
1 djlewt 2019-02-06
Yeah, I boofed her firewater, which I guess means I farted it according to Brett "I totally didn't just knowingly lie to Congress" Kavanaugh..
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-02-06
Wait a second, I thought you don't care about lies, now you do care about lies? Which is it?
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-06
maybe he just cares about lies that are also illegal, idk
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-06
maybe he just cares about lies that are also illegal, idk
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-02-06
Tell me more about the importance of high school yearbook signatures in a SCOTUS Senate hearing and having media going around calling you a pedo based on the proof of underage drinking.
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-06
They’re so unimportant, perjury doesn’t even count!
Also, pedo? You’re getting your conservative degenerates mixed up. Moore was the yearbook pedo, Kavanaugh was merely a yearbook rapist.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-02-06
Nope, media was calling him a pedo. Maybe you should tell the media to get their libel correct instead of correcting me.
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-06
I looked it up and found about five right-wing articles about that angle, all focusing exclusively on a joke from USA Today
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-02-06
Lol a joke to have a huge publication say he shouldn't be going near children? It was not a joke story.
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-06
Joke or not, it’s not a significant media narrative if it can’t even make it into the news or editorial sections of the one paper it appeared in.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-02-06
Are you retarded? It was literally a USA Today opinion column that implied he was a pedophile. They issued a retraction after the fact and deleted some of the shit they did.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-02-06
Imagine serious post shilling your political beliefs on r/drama. Time to head back to the trap house champ.
1 AthleteCTEIsFunny 2019-02-06
If she really wants to prove she's American Indian, she should just take a breathalyzer and settle the matter once and for all.
1 duckraul2 2019-02-06
Oof that's gonna be a big yiiyáh from me
1 LuxuriousBottleCap 2019-02-06
Just own it. "Yeah I lied, so Sioux me" - Warren 2020
1 1337Pwnzr 2019-02-06
nice!
1 Chapocel 2019-02-06
That or have a drum-off with Habsburg MAGA kid.
😏vs 🥁 only one can leave the circle intact.
1 grep_var_log 2019-02-06
Is the 'circle' your bussy?
1 Chapocel 2019-02-06
🍩
1 MyAliasWasTaken 2019-02-06
His smugness was so powerful that it retroactively caused the Trail of Tears. She doesn’t stand a chance.
1 Spuddon 2019-02-06
nah, it caused a fraction of the population to want to hit his annoying smug face
1 MyAliasWasTaken 2019-02-06
And he did it all with just a smirk. We are truly blessed ☺️
1 Ultrashitposter 2019-02-06
Just give her some smallpox blankets and see if she survives.
1 tron_funkin_blow 2019-02-06
oh snap
1 palerthanrice 2019-02-06
This is the quality I come here for.
1 ChipotleMayocide 2019-02-06
Have my babies
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2019-02-06
I cannot enter an election year as this woman as a candidate unless Snappy spews this every other post.
1 rsrfy 2019-02-06
You didn't see her drinking that firewater on livestream?
1 Redactor0 2019-02-06
SHE LIKES BEER!
1 MooseHeckler 2019-02-06
Hiypoo!
1 Up-The-Butt_Jesus 2019-02-06
this comment made snot come out of my nose. thanks.
1 tcpip4lyfe 2019-02-06
oof. Quality.
1 Dr_Cocker 2019-02-06
She wasn't falling over after the one beer in her kitchen so clearly she's not a chiefcel.
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-06
well this thing makes sense, because it was the 80s, and what white people did wasn’t under scrutiny back then
still doesn’t excuse releasing those ancestry results, though. i don’t care how much context she tried to offer it, the results were obviously gonna be the lede and thinking it could pan out in any favorable way was absolutely fucktarded.
1 autistitron 2019-02-06
She almost did, even after the DNA test, everyone was defending her to spite the orange man, calling him racist for mocking her, etc.
If the woke side aligns with you then it's very hard not to get away with something, the power of derangement is on your side.
1 heavenlytoaster 2019-02-06
She's old and rich now, she did get away with it.
1 ProgressiveLifestyle 2019-02-06
Who gives a flying fuck this is a controversy but in the age of Trump this is literally laughable.
1 Dr_Cocker 2019-02-06
No. Affirmative action means that being recognized as native (or n*igger, pakicel, brown socalist w/e) gives you legal recourse for exploiting the system.
1 kermit_was_right 2019-02-06
You gain nothing from putting it down on your bar registration card, so it's not really exploiting the system. It's still stupid as fuck though.
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2019-02-06
because she never imagined one day she’d be running for senior public office and be scrutinized to this degree
just waiting for the sex tape to come out
1 cragfar 2019-02-06
Well yeah, that's how it was brought up in the first place.
1 the_popcorn_pisser 2019-02-06
Yeah how is this news lol
1 infinitude 2019-02-06
You'll get upvotes in r/politics if you post this there
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-06
not quite, this is a separate registration from the same period
1 cragfar 2019-02-06
I mean in the sense she put put it and claimed it whenever she had a chance.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-06
Lol I have more Savajo blood than Chief Mommy
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-02-06
My .4% Native American ancestry dwarfs hers. I do wonder about that person 6-8 generations back that got laid and eventually led to me.
1 Glatavaton 2019-02-06
Probably raped as her village was getting burned down to make room for white settlers. Her mixed child probably decided that hanging around white people was the better way than to live amongst a people who’s entire civilization and religion were destroyed right before their eyes and only walk among us as a husk of a dead nation and culture.
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-02-06
That time period would have placed my earliest ancestors as Scottish in Canada. I'm not sure the cucks had it in them to do that.
1 Thegoldenpersian 2019-02-06
This is unironically peak white women nonsense.
1 GandalfTheGay_69 2019-02-06
This is why we can't have white people
1 MyAliasWasTaken 2019-02-06
stupid mayos 😤😤
1 KBSuks 2019-02-06
Peak would be her claiming to also be Jewish as well.
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-06
At first I was like “the retard did it again?” but it’s just another instance from the first period of retardation
1 diffdedbed 2019-02-06
When CNN turns on you, you know the democrat machine doesn't want you to run in 2020. Its over for fakeinjuns.
1 Ultrashitposter 2019-02-06
This is at 0 points and 122 comments in /r/politics
1 SSBB08 2019-02-06
The real drama is in the comments of that thread lol. One person says, "I care more about her policies than anything else." That's a DDF argument almost verbatim lmao. Who cares if they lie, cheat, and finagle their way forward?
1 iTomes 2019-02-06
> I'm going to entrust this liar with a significant amount of power because I like what they promised to do with said power
> The liar lied and things suck even more now
> I am surprised by this
Every fucking time.
1 Barton_Foley 2019-02-06
Like the way everyone was surprised when they elected a guy named "Slick Willy" to POTUS and the truth suddenly became rather elastic.
1 KirklandSignatureDad 2019-02-06
or the way no one was surprised when Trump got elected and lies about literally everything?
1 Barton_Foley 2019-02-06
Exactly. Not like nobody knew what he was about.
1 DoktorSteven 2019-02-06
Mother fucker has his name in gold on the side of skyscrapers. He’s acted much more restrained to this point than I thought he would.
1 KirklandSignatureDad 2019-02-06
yet you guys support Trump? okay lol
1 wow___justwow 2019-02-06
horseshoe strikes again!
1 heretobefriends 2019-02-06
"Ok, but this is politics. They had to lie to everyone to get the power to save us from the mean old spooks."
1 EasySchmitty 2019-02-06
S E E T H I N G
1 MtheDowner 2019-02-06
Unlike, say, /r/politics posters, who are obviously the very model of the average American. Everyone thinks the way I do except the bad guys, right?
And I thought my detailed sexual fantasies were sad.
1 cragfar 2019-02-06
It's a stupid post because this is obviously a hit job by a Democrat.
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-02-06
ftfy
1 kidfrommars 2019-02-06
even us leafs aren't that stupid
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-02-06
More like Euro poors.
1 Van-Diemen 2019-02-06
Europe has actual, full-blown ultranationalist parties with decent numbers (+20%) of voters. Italy's current most popular politician called illegal migrants 'human garbage' while even le progressive Macron told an illegal to her face 'go back to your own country'.
Free healthcare doesn't make the country progressive.
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-02-06
You are unironically proving my point that this site is mostly dominated by europoors who are envious of America.
No, it isnt progressive. It's extremely regressive in forcing people who take care of themselves to pay for people who don't give any shit about themselves and wind up with health problems.
1 KirklandSignatureDad 2019-02-06
your delusions are strong. health problems happen to EVERYONE. some of the healthiest, most athletic people i know have ended up with millions of dollars worth of medical bills because shitty things happen that you cant predict.
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-02-06
Oh yes, sweaty. I'm sure you do know several people that have had millions of dollars of medical bills. Now show me where you saw the tooth fairy last night.
Catastrophic events are by definition rare and the cost to insure them would be extremely cheap. $2 million dollars of life insurance costs approximately $80/month. Insuring catastrophic events would basically cost the same.
The leading cause of death in America is heart disease and the 6th leading cause is diabetes. Both of which are mostly caused by obesity, poor diet, and lack of exercise. So no, I don't care to pay for trailer trash Tom's dialysis because he drinks 2 liters of coke a day.
1 KirklandSignatureDad 2019-02-06
when i say millions of dollars of medical bills, i dont mean theyre paying millions out of pocket, im saying theyve had millions of dollars worth of medical work. a specific case being one of the most fit guys i know needing a heart transplant because his was defective. and that doesnt count the ton of other surgeries he had to have.
1 nomad1c 2019-02-06
it’s crazy that they’re political junkies and can’t see that she’s fucked before she even announces. she’s never gonna get away from this
1 preserved_fish 2019-02-06
She was never going to win a democratic primary anyway. Her base is Hillary Clinton + lefties - minorities.
1 becauseiliketoupvote 2019-02-06
I'll be the judge of that thank you very much. Now start at the beginning. Set the scene, who are the players, where are you and what are you doing?
1 Van-Diemen 2019-02-06
What actual policy? From what I understand she nearly lost Massachusetts to the Republicans. Sounds like she's just not a good politician in general.
1 becauseiliketoupvote 2019-02-06
I'm a communist and I think this needs to sink her campaign right the fuck now. Sit down and shut up ma'am. But no, because I can see this as the insulting nonsense it is I'm going to be labeled a MAGAt by every r/politics liberal.
Fucking Democrats are going to get Trump elected again.
1 whatis0x6472616d61 2019-02-06
Whoa whoa fucking WHOA Are these shitlords actually advocating CULTURAL FUCKING APPROPRIATION RIGHT NOW?! I'm literally shaking right now at the thought of someone endorsing such ruthless racism.
1 Chukril 2019-02-06
So is /r/politics preaching the one drop rule?
1 3610572843728 2019-02-06
1pt now baby.
1 what_he_has_had 2019-02-06
They’ve retreated from “she does have Native American ancestry” to “the test proves she had some Native American ancestry” to “well, actually she doesn’t have significant ancestry, but she was told she did and she received no benefit” to “okay, so maybe she isn’t native and she received a little benefit and she lied, but I don’t care because she’s not Trump”.
1 tHeSiD 2019-02-06
What do you expect for a sub like this
1 asdfman2000 2019-02-06
Pizzashill?!
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-02-06
just one of the prelates in the church of idpol violating its core tenets to advance her career lol. they have all the hypocrisy of a real religion lol.
1 Glatavaton 2019-02-06
Thank God us Christians are slowly being replaced by these bitter idiots as the group of uptight and insufferable bigots that try to dictate what is acceptable and not. Although it’s not nice we fading away into obscurity and irelevance but what can you do 🤷♀️
1 20171245 2019-02-06
This meme was made by Kamala Harris Gang
1 YHofSuburbia 2019-02-06
why do wypipo want to be natives so bad? wasnt enough to eradicate them?
1 OnePercentOfMonster 2019-02-06
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxtXzAgGew
1 TimeEntertainer 2019-02-06
minority points
1 KingWayneX 2019-02-06
I dont know... Lots of black folk claim to be native too. I always assumed it was a way for black looking halfies to deny theyre part white and white looking halfies to deny theyre part black. Three generations later and no one has any clue.
1 BarelyHiddenRant 2019-02-06
Easier to get a job
1 BasicallyADoctor 2019-02-06
It's a lot easier to look good when people have lower expectations for you because of your race
1 Glatavaton 2019-02-06
Ouch. However, I can’t argue against your point. White people always marvel at how I was able to actually graduate from school without committing a crime or knocking up some random chick.
1 Glatavaton 2019-02-06
Becuase |{[white people ]}| themselves decided that being white is a bad thing and definitely not something that can be celebrated or appreciated so now mayos are left fetishizing and obsessing over any way they might possible not be white.
As a Taco-American, I can’t help but to enjoy seeing the colonizers be colonized themselves.
1 YHofSuburbia 2019-02-06
I'm all for laughing at yt but they have a tendency to go full Sicko Mode and genocide browns whenever shit goes a little too out of their comfort zone 😰
1 Glatavaton 2019-02-06
This is also in the back of my mind, hopefully the miscegenation is bad enough that they won’t have the numbers to do anything too serious, however I’m bewildered at how many brown men and 56%ers I’ve been seeing with Trump hats.
1 YHofSuburbia 2019-02-06
They think they'll be spared once the whitoids start revving up the chambers lol. Fucken morons
1 Glatavaton 2019-02-06
I mean who else is going to take the crappy jobs once that that day comes to pass. If anything the future will look like an Indian caste system with mayos at the top, mentally and emotionally stunted Hapas in the middle, and the beige sludge at the bottom.
1 YHofSuburbia 2019-02-06
Excuse u, the ✊ future ✊ is ✊ female
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2019-02-06
1 becauseiliketoupvote 2019-02-06
When do you switch to u/The_Reason_Trump_Will_Win?
1 OnePercentOfMonster 2019-02-06
Jesus, this fucking woman just can't admit that she's not a native can she? The farthest she'll go is admitting that she's not an official member of a tribe, as if the issue here is a cultural one. No, you batty white bitch, you're not native in any respect.
And who else remembers redditors celebrating the DNA results with absolute glee and demanding that trump pays up because he got absolutely REKT? I think it was that day that I started really entertaining the idea that 80% of reddit is an AI created by the DNC.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-02-06
It's 2019 fam. You can never apologize. You must double down 😎.
1 OnePercentOfMonster 2019-02-06
But this is the age of apologies, with aquariums apologizing for calling otters 'thicc' and shit. I guess a lifetime of pretending to be native for career advancement can't be apologized away though.
1 uniqueguy263 2019-02-06
In the age of apologies, only those who don't apologize succeed
1 OnePercentOfMonster 2019-02-06
Yeah I think I misinterpreted his comment, it's true that you should almost never apologize to dumb woke twitter mobs. But this is a pretty clear case where you're better off apologizing for being a fucking idiot. Just say you were a naive white girl who was proud of what you thought was your ancestry and now you realize you're a fucktard, instead of doing this coy "tribal citizenship" nonsense that just makes you look like a sociopath weirdo.
1 Glatavaton 2019-02-06
This but Unironically. In our age, apologies are a sign of weakness and a surefire way of admitting defeat. In a purely political sense I can’t fault Warren for doubling down, but getting a DNA test was just mind boggling stupid since it raised more questions than it answered.
1 heretobefriends 2019-02-06
"That makes me smart."
1 GandalfTheGay_69 2019-02-06
I saw a video on this where someone did some research on the results, apparently she has less native dna than the average burger, but nope, she's still a native american
1 ason 2019-02-06
https://thehill.com/opinion/white-house/412321-dna-is-irrelevant-elizabeth-warren-is-simply-not-cherokee
1 GandalfTheGay_69 2019-02-06
Are we currently living in a sitcom?
1 whatis0x6472616d61 2019-02-06
Also that book name seems racist as fuck to me. Are there any Chinese cookbooks called "Ching Chong Packalong: Making Chinamen Food for Lunch"?
1 Pepperglue 2019-02-06
Well it certainly worked in getting attention. I might even flip through a few pages.
1 nanonan 2019-02-06
The actual recipies were the whitest shit ever as well.
1 infinitude 2019-02-06
What's amazing is that blood is probably the product of rape. Either a white raping a native or vice versa. She wants props for that heritage 😂
1 LockSport74235 2019-02-06
That is what the Spanish conquistadors did and some Mexicans boast about the little Spanish blood they do actually have.
1 Barton_Foley 2019-02-06
Warren never volunteers information, she only reacts when others have uncovered her use. She only tells you what she thinks you already know.
1 wowbagger 2019-02-06
This is amazing. AFAIK she has less Native American DNA than the average white dude in the US.
1 ______M_______ 2019-02-06
1 Dramaste 2019-02-06
There is 1000% cops on this topic in /r/politics right now.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-02-06
The amount of cope happening there is hilarious. Hopefully Warren wins the primaries because of the amount drama it'll create.
1 Metatron58 2019-02-06
That thread is fucking hilarious. I needed that level of comedy today.
1 nicholasalotalos 2019-02-06
Implying there is only one.
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/anlyh6/washington_post_warren_listed_race_as_american/
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/ankw94/elizabeth_warren_apologizes_for_calling_herself/
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/anla1o/elizabeth_warren_apologizes_for_identifying_as/
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/ankz55/elizabeth_warren_claimed_american_indian_race_on/
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/anpvru/sen_elizabeth_warren_said_her_race_was_american/
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/ans9qq/warren_called_herself_american_indian_on_1986_bar/
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/ansl56/report_elizabeth_warren_identified_as_american/
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/ans8xb/elizabeth_warrens_native_american_problem_just/
All sitting at 0 with less than 30% upvoted and between 50-200 comments each. It seems like the r/politics consensus is 'who cares?'
1 Metatron58 2019-02-06
aka it's fine as long someone we support does this. If not then you're lower than the shit on my shoes. r/politics in a nutshell.
1 DoktorSteven 2019-02-06
As someone that grew up in the 90s, it blows my mind that the left has gone so batshit crazy. They were supposed to be the reasonable ones.
1 preserved_fish 2019-02-06
Everybody went crazy after 9/11.
1 IllustriousQuail 2019-02-06
If you downvote bad news, it's like it didn't happen!
1 drtoszi 2019-02-06
You should see the new blackface guy ones
1 HerrTriggerGenji21 2019-02-06
Cope? Care to enlighten me?
1 Dramaste 2019-02-06
No nigga! Learn to fuckin read the news!
1 HerrTriggerGenji21 2019-02-06
okkk
1 emma_swatson 2019-02-06
Bad week for her - getting sued by MAGA kid and now this comes out. I'll never get tired of her getting dunked on
1 Wtfct 2019-02-06
What is he suing for
1 bigTstyle 2019-02-06
https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.bostonherald.com/2019/02/05/kentucky-maga-teen-targets-warren-for-potential-libel-suit/amp/
Looks like we could get some spicy lawsuits out of this.
Make the MAGA kid a mod he probably posts on the_donald I’m sure we could find him
1 BlacJeesus 2019-02-06
Liberal boomerism is a gift that keeps on giving.
1 JurijFedorov 2019-02-06
That honestly just makes her smart. Abusing an idiotic affirmative action system is not a bad thing at all. Imagine if they would preferably hire white people. Then it wouldn't be morally bad to lie about being white. What does it change? The same is the case here. If course she can't claim she is a man or black as that would be an obvious lie. But she could claim she is Spanish, Latino, native American, German, Irish. No one has a right to know your real race. Not the state. Not any institution. They can ask you where you or your parents were born.
1 Megazor 2019-02-06
Soon enough everyone will identify as a sassy disabled trans black woman and true equality can finally be achieved
🌍 ✊🏿☝🏿🧕🏿
1 JurijFedorov 2019-02-06
If you for example earn 10% more or get into a college by stating you are native American it would be silly not to do it. There is no way to prove or disprove it anyhow.
1 cheers_grills 2019-02-06
Well, except doing a DNA test and posting it on Twitter.
1 JurijFedorov 2019-02-06
A DNA test wouldn't conclusively prove it unless you had DNA on all people.
1 Megazor 2019-02-06
The White Woman is immunized against all dangers: one may call her bitchy, frigid, emotional, gold digger , it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But call her privileged and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
1 starlight_chaser 2019-02-06
This is a hilarious but surprising potential copypasta from that sub.
1 otherwiseyep 2019-02-06
😍OUR FIRST NATIVE AMERICAN PRESIDENT😍😙😚😎💪❤👄👌👍👉
1 xrayjones2000 2019-02-06
Shes done
1 Krombopulos-Snake 2019-02-06
Man. I'm more Indian than her and I had my forms rejected. The absolute privilege of this seasoned mayo.
1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-02-06
Lmao they couldn't give 1/1024th of a shit about her lying about being a Native American to cheat her way ahead just as long as she triggers the orange man
1 becauseiliketoupvote 2019-02-06
1/2020th of a shit.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-02-06
Listen up retards, she is Native American because DNA is like homeopathy. Less is more.
1 Rise-up-india 2019-02-06
JuSt LiKe ShE dId In 1986
1 Chicup 2019-02-06
The only reason CNN would cover this is for 2020, they are still shilling for Hildog.
1 imajustgo 2019-02-06
What the fuck are they talking about New Years Eve? Do they mean the lunar new year? That fake holiday that Americans use to put furniture on sale?
1 mdmayy_bb 2019-02-06
I am/was a huge supporter of hers, but this doesn't look good. She'd be a terrible 2020 candidate, unfortunately. especially after she published all those important documents where she had NOT claimed she was native, claiming to be white/cucasian. Doesn't look good to have alternated ethnicities like that, to say the least. untrustworthy imo
Boo ELIZABETH WHY YOU DO THIS
1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-02-06
Imagine being so politically unskilled that you get outmaneuvered by Daddy
1 HepMeJeebus 2019-02-06
I’d really like to find out if she checked the minority box on her college applications.
1 TobyTheRobot 2019-02-06
If she listed herself as Native American on law school applications that's a potentially huge deal, as Native American is the biggest URM bump you can get during the admissions process. It's basically fraud, and if she listed it on her bar application she probably put the same thing on her law school apps (the bar cross-references your bar application with your law school application to make sure everything correlates, particularly with respect to your academic record and character/fitness inquiries).
1 ason 2019-02-06
A top Warren aide also stated, "It's such a wonderful experience here with the Indian."
1 Special_Ed_Principal 2019-02-06
/u/snallygaster How hard are you COPEing right now?
1 becauseiliketoupvote 2019-02-06
Y'all ready for 2 years of the whitest people in America arguing over who was more offensive to native tribes?
1 rnjbond 2019-02-06
High cheekbones
1 parduscat 2019-02-06
1 PaperBlake 2019-02-06
You know the Clinton campaign is officially starting up when CNN begins attacking other liberal candidates.
1 meatpuppet79 2019-02-06
Mayo Americans in particular are so cute, being mutts and effectively cultureless, desperately clinging to their fractions and their amateur genealogy to assign them some actual heritage beyond 'white'.
1 DonnysDiscountGas 2019-02-06
There was literally no benefit to her for writing this in.