Hey /r/Drama, here's a new Tay to welcome your new mod, the president of the DSA, Nick "the N word" Mullen!

1  2019-02-06 by DistortedLines

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Fuck yeah

hey wait wtf, why does r/dickgirls have such a powerful mod team?

Like holy fuck, that is a massive modlist with a lot of powerusers for a niche and rarely used porn sub.

Is that where the mods get together to do their satanic rituals and discuss their plans for world domination?

Thinking DG is for porn is plenty tier. There is top notch Jew shit that happens in DG.

powerusers

the fuck does that even mean?

someone who spends way too much time and energy posting shit and has literally millions of karma points.

Think Gallowboob, but to a perhaps less extreme extent. He's the most prolific, but there are many others, and for some reason the r/dickgirls mod team is a laundry list of quite a number of them.

He's the most prolific

you put my in a category i need to share with goddamn shill cunt gallowboob ?!

send me a pic of your mom's broken asshole and i might invite you to r/dickgirls some day.

wait, am I supposed to know you? 🤔

> 30,000 karma in 5 years

> thinking you are even comparable to gallowboob.

no shit. that's what -i- said too! apparently we're all "powermods" though.

some of those are definitely admin alts. specifically pappy for one. not sure about any others, but i wouldn't be surprised.

and i'm pretty sure at least one of them is a gallowboob alt.

all i see them doing though is inviting lolcows and 'having fun' with them, talking about shit in a way they normally wouldn't do publically.

the way i see it is [some] direct influence to [some, possibly many] of the major powerbrokers of reddit without having to slog through the rest of reddit.

... if you can handle the heat that is ...

#god

nick mullen is a short faggot

He's 5'6 which is completely average

for a woman

Average for a woman is 5'4".

He's still a manlet tho

Mfw im shorter

he wishes. my buddy ran into him after a show who is 5'8 and said nick was at his shoulders. really pathetic.

What nick lacks in height he makes up for in being a giant faggot

i guess his hair is really thinning too. that is what my friend said. idk why he is wastin his time postin online. that hairline has prob got a year or 2 at most.

What else did your friend say :)

that wa sit. that you are shorter than 5’6” and close to baldin. we were on the subject of people past their prime.

Tell me of my contemporaries then please

Dan Nynan

Dan is probably 6’1” and from what i can tell is not balding. From what I read he’s also 22 years old which is hardly past his prime

From what I read he’s also 22 years old which is hardly past his prime

That's pretty much boomer territory

Lmao you're actually friends with a sub 5'11 male?

i am kind of a manlet at 6'2" so i try not to judge too hard

utilizing the cheerleader effect, I like it

As long as you don't treat him like an adult

Not for a whitoid

cope

Based Pastor Randy!

you are growing on me ed

Thank you, Pastor Randy! 💞 (◡‿◡✿) 💞

nick becoming extremely online again

i like it

Somebody fill me in. What has happened to regular mods? Who is nick?

Nothing, we're all still here

Who is nick?

He's the owner of the Democratic Socialists of America organizations, or DSA for short.

Good good on existing mods.

Lost me at socialist bullshit 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

Naughty nick needs to go!

How could you raise a Tay to this distorted?

If you listen closely you can hear Moderator Nick mumbling the n word.

owner

socialist organization

Lol

Someone has to manage the slaves proles.

I was thinking the 49ers back up qb

He's the one without the s, which stands for sexy. Something no manlet can achieve.

I should add an s to my name

Ikr? I was disappointed too

the bluest balls

He’s a beloved visionary comedian sort of like Hannah Gadsby.

/u/n_mullen come here and introduce yourself

hello everyone!

What does Stav smell like?

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Can you do me a favor and text Jake flores and let him know that a random redditor says his tweets are gay as fuck

From blogger, to podcaster, to reddit mod, Nick Mullen brings you: the downfall of an extremely online fella

Death and rebirth. This is a natural process.

It’s a waste to shorten it tho, you don’t want to witness the downfall of an empire?

Hey you're from that hate group cumtown what's up man?

If you start browsing/reading this sub on the podcast for topics I will have no reason to listen to cumtown. Mods are just using you for attention until you inevitably quit. And I don't want your shitty subreddit to invade this tremendous sub with a strong, primarily african-american userbase. Lame

I’m sorry man. I don’t want to ruin anyone’s good time online

It's too late to apologize. Just fix it.

don’t want to ruin anyone’s good time online

B-B-But that's a mod's only job

How does it feel knowing that liberals will take full credit for any and all achievements your movement manages to make, as they have done since the beginning of American socialism?

Why should anyone care about this?

Did he actually accept? I'm surprised the Cummy Bois would let him escape.

I'd rather have Stav. He's the Greek Rich Evans because of his laughs.

DSA are alt-right confirmed.

She looks actually hot here but her outfit is pretty ugly.

Didn't even notice the outfit.

Wife material

Nick is pretty hot i agree

slut 😡💖👌😜💕😘

kek

Skinny tay is a nay from me

Gay Sanin

Who's that?

It should have been Roger Stone who accepted the invite instead. 😞

Too bad we can't ping him. It'd be a gin fueled spergout again.

Mods can be pinged

They invited him but apparently no response 😭😭

Do you think that the admins would get mad if we pinged Stone? He's in jail so it's not like he'd see the cyberbullying or w/e

Also... He's addicted to attention and drama more than my ex gfs. He'd like it

I've already tried! I wish steampunk villain senpai would notice us 😔

It's just one of the hosts of Cum Town. I hope goes drunk with power.

Roger Stone would have also been great but he seems pretty busy rn

Hopefully they let Stone have internet in whatever comfy white-collar prison he's getting sent to. Moderating would be a great way for him to pass the time

/u/Roger-Stone pls! We'll even find a nice bull for your wife while you're away

He can't be too busy, he was just on Coast to Coast AM the other day. I'd like to think being a mod of r/drama is a slight step up from talking to George Noory at 2 AM.

Snoory 😴

damn nick this is an all time great manic phase

No way he can compete with Rodney

/u/n_mullen how do you feel about creating the zoomer version of the Green Party?

(speaking before finishing raising hand) can there be a nintendo switch in the office

Do you get free blowies from commie mommy at the quarterly party meet n succ?

She looks stunning! 😍🔥💞

Hey Nick,

  1. Any chance we'll hear back from those Dundalk guys Roorah, Boge and Slitchy? That shit had me dying for like a week, I actually had to stop myself from laughing in public a couple times.

  2. What if instead of Man in the High Castle, it was Man in a Guy's Asshole?

Ping him

Btw just FYI, I don't think editing your comment with a ping works

I think it does actually.

Thanks for the heads up! I'll just throw another ping here just in case lol. /u/n_mullen

u/n_mullen: have you posted bussy yet? Or hog, I guess, since you're from that side of reddit?

Follow up... do you want some bussy or hog?

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I'm not a fan of Tay usually but this is a very good one, I love her outfit /u/distortedlines well done you

I should get more nail polish, black works for me. what do u use disrtoedlines

Yea I love her outfit too! Some people are saying its bad but they're wrong.

I should get more nail polish, black works for me. what do u use disrtoedlines

I'm not into nail polish tbh