I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!
Someone once inserted "fuck Trump" into an otherwise unrelated comment going against the resident circlejerk and it was upvoted to the top, so the votes at least are definitely botted.
The astroturfing used to be more blatant (in particular when Hillary passed out at that 9/11 memorial and the subreddit completely flipped opinion on her for a few hours while the shills waited for marching orders), I think years of TDS sperging has driven most reasonable posters away.
(D) Governor - Suspected to be in a photo either in blackface or a KKK hood for a costume contest. Denies the allegations but admits to wearing blackface on a separate occasion for a Michael Jackson dance competition.
(D) Lt. Governor - In the midst of quietly waiting for pressure from DNC to get the Governor to resign has been accused of sexual assault at the democratic national convention. He was most likely positioning for an opportunity to be Virginia's first black governor. For added spiciness he has requested the law firm that defended Kavanaugh and his accuser has hired the law firm that defended Ford.
(D) Attorney General - Has just admited that he too covered his face in shoe polish for comedic purposes.
Since Democrats have employed this 0 tolerance policy on anyone who steps out of line that means they are going to sweep this under the rug or force all three of them out leaving the 4th in the line of succession to a Republican speaker of the house(?)
The takeaway here is the Pence defense is impenetrable.
Dude there was one on their front page all day a couple days ago. They take pride in how the other Dems are trying to get him to resign and that Republicans don't do that.
The second-top post says that the 76% figure is incorrect, and that the figure refers only to Republicans. It encourages readers to "read deeper into the story" to verify this.
I did exactly that, and found that the 76% figure is stated as "Americans who watched the speech" literally 25 words in, and the 97% figure for Republicans is stated in the third sentence.
Sure had to read deep into that article to show that one of the top-voted comments in the thread is complete bullshit. 3 sentences, fuck. I need a rest after that.
are you being serious? because a bunch of the posters on this sub unironically think /r/politics is anything other than a naturally occuring circlejerk.
1 million dollars 3 years ago aimed at combating trolls on all media everywhere means that this single forum that has always been this way is now this way because of the league of shadows and its botnet, because theres no way this 1 million dollars was spent on ads or news articles like a sane person would expect
"To understand the workings of American politics, you have to understand this fundamental law: Conservatives think liberals are stupid. Liberals think conservatives are evil" -Charles Krauthammer
so? you didnt address the point that they are in no way different from DDF superpacs and by your own logic since they havent even closed down with the election like hillareee's did then /r/politics should be full on boomerology by now.
we were talking about reddit, and did you miss that the most obvious botting went on in TD with at points having 5k+ upvotes with a barehandful of comments, its the most obvious shit. All i see is conservacope about a website that started as a tech site somehow still being a full on democrat circlejerk.
Dude, Reddit is social media. All I see is a foreigner giving way too much of a shit about politics that isn't even in his country yet saying other people are the ones coping.
NZ politics is fucking boring sue me, just because someone uses bots on one thing doesnt mean they use it on another, israel probably uses bots on politics shit in twitter, do you think they also use it to influence the rule34 furry users on twitter? they are both twitter.
What makes more sense, using money to buy ads and publish stories to help fight facebook bullshit or using it to run politically unsavory bots on whats already overwhelmingly in your favour?
Chapos normally lack self awareness that would make you conclude they're not sentient, but they are aware that they're a bunch of depressed fucking losers. r/politics can't even manage that. It's quite sad actually.
i mean you have to assume the only people watching the sotu are losers who love trump or losers who are enraged by everything he says yet follow him more closely than the donald, right?
im surprised by how little tv ive watched (besides live sporting events) in the last 5 years. Everything has just been kind of shit. I do love watching oldish movies (think 80s-00s) though.
Yeah I pretty much stopped watching TV about 12 years ago or so. Occasionally I will get a recommendation for a show and download it. I think the last one I did that for was "Fringe", which I admit I found pretty enjoyable.
My wife also doesn't watch much TV, but she makes up for it by watching countless youtube makeup, skincare and baby blogs. Typical foid behavior I bet.
Me and my friend watched it to get drunk so we took a shot every time trump mentioned border security or mike pence looking like a proud dad. I passed out immediately after taking a shot towards the end
The last time I paid attention to a SOTU speech was when George W. Bush brought up steroids in Major League baseball. That made me realize every SOTU speech was just a gay agenda post.
They use terms like ‘poppers’ and ‘brapholes’ and ‘twinks’. They loiter outside arcades and shopping malls, eager to introduce your sons to filth like Andrew Lloyd Weber
It's hilarious that the top-voted comment in the thread is a factually incorrect claim that the 76% figure refers to republicans only. Republicans actually had a 97% approval rate - this is outright stated in the third sentence. Didn't stop him ending up at the top of the thread though. Reddit is such a fucking shitshow.
A yearly speech where the president lays out his agenda for the year in front of Congress. The audience claps every 5 seconds and it's generally super boring since a lot of the content is just political fluff.
Imagine reaching such levels of cope in response to Trump. At least when rightoids were screaming their heads off about Obama they were getting angry at a competent politician who was achieving political goals they opposed. The only thing Trump can do is make lefties shit their pants.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-07
I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!
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1 iansmith223 2019-02-07
r/politics posters truly are the lowest form of human.
1 buckfishes 2019-02-07
I choose to believe at least half of them are shillbots
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-02-07
Someone once inserted "fuck Trump" into an otherwise unrelated comment going against the resident circlejerk and it was upvoted to the top, so the votes at least are definitely botted.
The astroturfing used to be more blatant (in particular when Hillary passed out at that 9/11 memorial and the subreddit completely flipped opinion on her for a few hours while the shills waited for marching orders), I think years of TDS sperging has driven most reasonable posters away.
1 FlexualHealing 2019-02-07
I can’t even find one article about Virginia fucking up it’s all Trump all the time.
1 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-02-07
Try posting one and you’ll see why.
1 itherunner 2019-02-07
I tried posting a VA article earlier today to see how it would fare. Went as I expected
1 Ultrashitposter 2019-02-07
what happened in virginia?
1 FlexualHealing 2019-02-07
(D) Governor - Suspected to be in a photo either in blackface or a KKK hood for a costume contest. Denies the allegations but admits to wearing blackface on a separate occasion for a Michael Jackson dance competition.
(D) Lt. Governor - In the midst of quietly waiting for pressure from DNC to get the Governor to resign has been accused of sexual assault at the democratic national convention. He was most likely positioning for an opportunity to be Virginia's first black governor. For added spiciness he has requested the law firm that defended Kavanaugh and his accuser has hired the law firm that defended Ford.
(D) Attorney General - Has just admited that he too covered his face in shoe polish for comedic purposes.
Since Democrats have employed this 0 tolerance policy on anyone who steps out of line that means they are going to sweep this under the rug or force all three of them out leaving the 4th in the line of succession to a Republican speaker of the house(?)
The takeaway here is the Pence defense is impenetrable.
1 Ultrashitposter 2019-02-07
Pence has the approval of God Himself, it seems.
1 Plexipus 2019-02-07
Soo blackface black face blackface...?
1 FlexualHealing 2019-02-07
Close but according to the allegations:
Blackface, Black dick getting closer and closer to the face, and blackface.
1 Plexipus 2019-02-07
Not quite as pithy though
1 siempreloco31 2019-02-07
Most Democrats are calling on them to resign. Fucking retarded rightoid serious posters
1 FlexualHealing 2019-02-07
1 siempreloco31 2019-02-07
Didn't deny seriousposting 😂
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-02-07
Aren't you also seriousposting? You seem to be verging on tears of rage at the fact that right-wingers are discussing this stuff.
1 siempreloco31 2019-02-07
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-02-07
Nice job styling off your autistic meltdown there buddy
1 siempreloco31 2019-02-07
Make sure to let the guy know how much you're whiteknighting him
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-02-07
Absolutely seething lmfao
1 FlexualHealing 2019-02-07
I didn’t want to steal anyone’s thunder by providing hot takes such as
1 911roofer 2019-02-07
Live by the sword; die by the sword.
1 sadderreborn 2019-02-07
The fuck lollllll
1 lemondiddles 2019-02-07
Dude there was one on their front page all day a couple days ago. They take pride in how the other Dems are trying to get him to resign and that Republicans don't do that.
1 FlexualHealing 2019-02-07
Yeah that was before this saga spilled over into Blackface 2: Electorate Boogaloo.
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-02-07
The second-top post says that the 76% figure is incorrect, and that the figure refers only to Republicans. It encourages readers to "read deeper into the story" to verify this.
I did exactly that, and found that the 76% figure is stated as "Americans who watched the speech" literally 25 words in, and the 97% figure for Republicans is stated in the third sentence.
Sure had to read deep into that article to show that one of the top-voted comments in the thread is complete bullshit. 3 sentences, fuck. I need a rest after that.
1 jerkedpickle 2019-02-07
They certainly don’t math very well
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-02-07
ShareBlue isn't human.
1 allendrio 2019-02-07
are you being serious? because a bunch of the posters on this sub unironically think /r/politics is anything other than a naturally occuring circlejerk.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-02-07
https://www.thedailybeast.com/hillary-pac-spends-dollar1-million-to-correct-commenters-on-reddit-and-facebook
1 allendrio 2019-02-07
how many levels of fenatyl are you on?
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-02-07
S E E T H I N G
1 allendrio 2019-02-07
sounds like COPEatyl do me.
1 the_popcorn_pisser 2019-02-07
tbh /r/politics isn't evil. just plain stupid.
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-02-07
"To understand the workings of American politics, you have to understand this fundamental law: Conservatives think liberals are stupid. Liberals think conservatives are evil" -Charles Krauthammer
I think allendrio is projecting.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-02-07
Yeah that was just one example of open shilling. The same people came out of that to create Share Blue.
Meanwhile DNC was caught using companies to create fake social media to get Democrats to win in Alabama.
1 allendrio 2019-02-07
lol no it isnt, by that logic reddit should be full of trump shills because his election pacs restarted the day he got into office.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-02-07
Share Blue is the same operation as CTR...
1 allendrio 2019-02-07
so? you didnt address the point that they are in no way different from DDF superpacs and by your own logic since they havent even closed down with the election like hillareee's did then /r/politics should be full on boomerology by now.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-02-07
Did you miss Democrats getting caught doing botting in Alabama race over social media? It has not stopped just because Hillary lost.
1 allendrio 2019-02-07
we were talking about reddit, and did you miss that the most obvious botting went on in TD with at points having 5k+ upvotes with a barehandful of comments, its the most obvious shit. All i see is conservacope about a website that started as a tech site somehow still being a full on democrat circlejerk.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-02-07
Dude, Reddit is social media. All I see is a foreigner giving way too much of a shit about politics that isn't even in his country yet saying other people are the ones coping.
1 allendrio 2019-02-07
NZ politics is fucking boring sue me, just because someone uses bots on one thing doesnt mean they use it on another, israel probably uses bots on politics shit in twitter, do you think they also use it to influence the rule34 furry users on twitter? they are both twitter.
What makes more sense, using money to buy ads and publish stories to help fight facebook bullshit or using it to run politically unsavory bots on whats already overwhelmingly in your favour?
1 DuckSosu 2019-02-07
lol @ everything about you and your life dude
1 Chapocel 2019-02-07
Wew lordy, you are special
1 allendrio 2019-02-07
most sane people when show a baseless burger conspiracy dont go "yeah thats 100% true, it cant be the simple non retarded reason."
1 Plexipus 2019-02-07
Man they really got a lot of mileage out of that $1 million three years ago, mustve invested it in Bitcoin
1 ffbtaw 2019-02-07
You haven't met any Albanians.
1 wiking85 2019-02-07
What about the chapos?
1 iansmith223 2019-02-07
Chapos normally lack self awareness that would make you conclude they're not sentient, but they are aware that they're a bunch of depressed fucking losers. r/politics can't even manage that. It's quite sad actually.
1 Wopitikitotengo 2019-02-07
Yeah at least chapos all want to kill themselves
1 newcomer_ts 2019-02-07
Where's my lab researcher white coat, I'm going to deconstruct the shit out if it.
Hmmm, interesting...
1 Psyman2 2019-02-07
Favorite bit: "Only 1400 people were polled."
Yea... that's how polls work... they don't ask every single viewer independently.
1 IllustriousQuail 2019-02-07
The Reddit hivemind suddenly stops believing in the Law of Large Numbers the minute a statistical finding contradicts their beliefs.
"They can't know that marijuana doesn't cure cancer! Did they smoke-out every single person who has ever had cancer? No! Invalid!"
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-02-07
i mean you have to assume the only people watching the sotu are losers who love trump or losers who are enraged by everything he says yet follow him more closely than the donald, right?
1 iansmith223 2019-02-07
Anybody who watches tv is a loser period.
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-02-07
im surprised by how little tv ive watched (besides live sporting events) in the last 5 years. Everything has just been kind of shit. I do love watching oldish movies (think 80s-00s) though.
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-02-07
Wow, you're like, totally unique and different! DAE not like reality TV?
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-02-07
Not what I was saying. I haven’t watched scripted tv either. I do t think I’m alone.
1 VidiotGamer 2019-02-07
Yeah I pretty much stopped watching TV about 12 years ago or so. Occasionally I will get a recommendation for a show and download it. I think the last one I did that for was "Fringe", which I admit I found pretty enjoyable.
My wife also doesn't watch much TV, but she makes up for it by watching countless youtube makeup, skincare and baby blogs. Typical foid behavior I bet.
1 sadderreborn 2019-02-07
Stop being a smug faggot
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-02-07
Make me queer
1 ProgressiveLifestyle 2019-02-07
I watched it to collect memes and see who to short on the stock market the next day.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-02-07
1 UnprovableTruth 2019-02-07
That's what I would have assumed, but 30% of democracts who watched it liked it apparently?
1 Strictlybutters 2019-02-07
When you’re right you’re right https://i.imgur.com/Rp64qbB.jpg
1 tathrowaway666 2019-02-07
Me and my friend watched it to get drunk so we took a shot every time trump mentioned border security or mike pence looking like a proud dad. I passed out immediately after taking a shot towards the end
1 Plexipus 2019-02-07
If I want to know what Trump said I just go to r/drama sort by new and read the ten latest posts
1 Dramaste 2019-02-07
The last time I paid attention to a SOTU speech was when George W. Bush brought up steroids in Major League baseball. That made me realize every SOTU speech was just a gay agenda post.
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-02-07
I wish the SOTU was about the gay agenda. Then it would be entertaining.
1 flotus_scrotus 2019-02-07
They use terms like ‘poppers’ and ‘brapholes’ and ‘twinks’. They loiter outside arcades and shopping malls, eager to introduce your sons to filth like Andrew Lloyd Weber
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-02-07
It's hilarious that the top-voted comment in the thread is a factually incorrect claim that the 76% figure refers to republicans only. Republicans actually had a 97% approval rate - this is outright stated in the third sentence. Didn't stop him ending up at the top of the thread though. Reddit is such a fucking shitshow.
1 diggity_md 2019-02-07
putins_cope_hole
1 TomMyersComedian 2019-02-07
The speech is pablum. Of course people like it
1 positiveParadox 2019-02-07
GLORIOUS. Simply GLORIOUS.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-02-07
They sound like Tea Party fags in 2012 lol
1 headasplodes 2019-02-07
Lol of course they suddenly start scrutinising headlines when they don't like them. And apparently he's not even right lol.
1 NumerousEvent 2019-02-07
/r/politics confirmed illiterate.
1 looksmaxxingcurry 2019-02-07
The fuck is a state of the union speech
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-02-07
A yearly speech where the president lays out his agenda for the year in front of Congress. The audience claps every 5 seconds and it's generally super boring since a lot of the content is just political fluff.
1 forward_dawn 2019-02-07
But with it having daddy and mommy in the same room, it’s now super big entertainment.
1 Turtle_shell_wok 2019-02-07
Wew lad.
1 CarlosIIvonHabsburg 2019-02-07
"this poll doesn't reach my conclusion? well, fuck polls anyways."
peak levels of cope
1 tathrowaway666 2019-02-07
Their approval polls or polls showing AOC is the best pol in the country with samples of 86 are representative but this one isn’t, obviously.
1 MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2019-02-07
"Damn these statistics are getting in the way of my agenda! Statistics just doesn't exist anymore!"
1 mh_12rm_66 2019-02-07
Massive amounts of C O P E going on in that thread
1 rnjbond 2019-02-07
1 coldfirerules 2019-02-07
It was an awesome pep rally and anyone who says otherwise hates the USA.
1 Singulaire 2019-02-07
Imagine reaching such levels of cope in response to Trump. At least when rightoids were screaming their heads off about Obama they were getting angry at a competent politician who was achieving political goals they opposed. The only thing Trump can do is make lefties shit their pants.
1 Systemsmodel 2019-02-07
They Are REALLY angry at this poll
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2019-02-07
cant wait to see the koolaid in 2020