Why do they pretend like they're school teachers keeping people in check? Fuck off man, you're a janitor on the internet. You clean up digital diarrhea FOR FREE because it's the only grain of power you can get in your pathetic life.
Right? God forbid we come here to see what people have to say. I get personal attacks and illegal stuff and all that blatant disrespect. And I get topical stuff that maintains the sub's integrity. But if I want to get into it with someone who's willing, why does anyone else care? Anyone, including myself is free to exit the conversation when it's not fun anymore. And this sub proves people love to watch other people argue.
I will choose not to subscribe to a sub that could be really interesting if there are excessive rules about content. "No loaded questions" is the worst. Why not? Those are super fun.
It seems like he has a history of hitting on her, despite her being aloof. I don't think she's at fault here, but who knows, maybe she's a cunt for no reason.
God you're just not a good person. I want to talk with you, but you're too busy talking about Bill Clinton. I will out logic you at every step. I really want to talk to you because I think you're a terrible person and I want you to change my mind.
If they're gonna act like my goddamn kindergarten teacher, they could at least provide me with apple juice, animal cracker, and at least 2 hours a week playing with the giant fucking parachute thing.
There are always weekly/monthy pitbull threads that get locked by mods on r/aww. Pitbulls get posted so much there that I swear someones buying upvotes for pitbull propoganda. The last one was a pitbull next to a newborn. It's fucking weird.
It’s not toxic masculinity to mock men and making them feel bad for failing to meet superficial standards. It’s only toxic masculinity if those men do things we don’t want them to do, like have the wrong opinions.
This is an actually good take, please delete it, the correct take is that these 'men' were mysogynists in a past life and were reborn as lower life forms for karmic retrobution.
I actually edited the link away from lmgtfy. I haven't used it in a long time, and now it seems the domain has been monetized (for me) and doesn't even through link to the search--it just demonstrates how. All in all, disappointed/10, 4.8 stars.
From personal experience though, it's basically when a straight girl becomes a lesbian and falls madly in love with the first dyke they date. The U-haul referring to them moving in together almost instantly.
I know a girl from high school that did this. Got married at 18 right after coming out as lesbian. Has something to do with them being insecure and wanting to get into a committed relationship so they feel loved as a lesbian.
Its predicated on the cliche that men want sex and women want long term relationships. This leads to the stereotype that gay men are more promiscuous than everyone else and, conversely, lesbians rush into long term relationships faster than everyone else. Hetero relationships supposedly balance the two impulses, in theory.
There's a couple things people don't realize about incel comments. One is that the observations incels make are usually 90-100% correct. The other, counterpoint to that is incels are still worthless and deserve all the hate they get and then some. Ironically, women and incels deserve each other. Cruel world, innit?
That the jawline to nasolabial fold angle needs to be less than 75° in order to score a Stacy.
And also that to women their repulsive looks aren't infinitely outweighed by the constant air of hopelessness and negativity which they project around themselves
That the jawline to nasolabial fold angle needs to be less than 75° in order to score a Stacy.
Whatever you have to tell yourself to cope with that crypto hare lip is not my concern.
And also that to women their repulsive looks aren't infinitely outweighed by the constant air of hopelessness and negativity which they constantly project around themselves
That falls under the 10% they get wrong and incels deserving all the hate they get and more part.
I think most people won't cheat on their partner just for not having sex (looking at you r/deadbedroom), but it will definitely take a toll. That toll, the deception and lie by omission, plus the fact that she had no reason to suspect that penetrative sex with the guy she loves wouldn't ever be in her future might push her to cheat. I dont mean to assume anything negative about the Op's character (aside from her being dumb), but this type of situation could eventually push someone to do things out of character.
Being unable to ever have penetrative sex because your dick is too small is a disability. Before modern tech it probably made it very difficult if not impossible to have kids.
have u ever seen a cummy? da cummy shoot out many inch. put da thing in da hoo hoo an shoot da cummy, theyre preg. ur logic aint work due to cummy distance
Is there surgery? Penis enlargement? A penis donor??? Anything??? If transgender men can have a penis, surely there is hope for those with a micropenis, no?
Yeah probably could overdose on test to maybe get an inch. And I think if you were to remove the head and reattach it to a normal sized dick you'd lose all sensitivy. I'm sorry to report that it is over for microcels.
I seem to recall some "artist" who injected silicone or something into his dick and made it ridiculously fucking huge. As in, too huge for sex. Like, it was girthier than his own thighs.
Maybe something similar but done in moderation could fix a micropenis. But the patient would likely become a shower and not a grower. Also don't take it too far because the guy with the thigh-sized dick got depressed and killed himself because nobody understood his "art".
Those silicone injections are super bad for you and no doc will do them. If the silicone gets into your bloodstream you're fucked. Some dude who injected his balls until they were huge died from it.
I agree but we’re not talking about just under six inches. We are talking about three centimeters. There is a big difference. Micro is considered under three inches.
This isn't about below average dick sizes. Micropenis is about an inch and a half. Thats not normal and there's no way you can pleasure someone that way. I'd definitely kill myself if I had that. Too embarrassing
A year but still that's pretty retarded. Who goes a year without seeing their partner naked and then marries them anyway except for the super religious?
Last time I bought a car I looked under the hood, even though I don't know shit about cars. This chick had it even easier and still didn't do her due diligence. I was kind of surprised that some posters in that thread pointed out what an idiot she is though.
I kinda want her to get fired, so that people can tweet that emoji at her.
For real tho, she's a worthless journalist making articles about cultural significance of an emoji. She'd be scrubbing toilets if there was no demand for shitty clickbait articles by readers.
Had no idea what a micropenis was, did some googling. Holy shit, I how do people not kill themselves in that situation? You're basically doomed to be an incel.
Enlightened virgins are very few. Most people, shortly after they start having sex, realize it's not as big a deal as they made it out to be. But the longer someone goes without, the bigger deal it becomes in their heads. On the good side, you get people like Tesla who truly understand what they can be and do regardless of having sex or not, who are almost empowered by having one less thing to worry about. On the other side you get the Elliot Rodgers types and of course the average reddit mod.
No, murder isn't the answer. Suicide isn't the answer.
Being upfront and vulnerable can be scary, but it's important to be honest with someone you're in a relationship with. Secrets will only fuck things up.
A commenter is comparing checking if penetration hurts a girl to checking the size of a dick and it has a shit ton of upvotes lol did they not read the part where it said they were waiting for marriage to do anything, how are you supposed to check if your girl can’t take a dick 😂😂😂
It's too juicy not to take the opportunity to air baggage, also everything on reddit is fake/bait you're not clever for noticing it instance by instance.
I'd be pissed. I'm bi and I got pissed when I made it with someone who looked like a hot chick and then noticed an erection. Like, I might like penises in my pussy, but surprise penis is the worst penis. I ran like hell.
There was actually a story a while ago with this guy who got married to this chick who after getting married he found out looked super different (ugly af) without makeup to the point he was actually Sueing her 😂😂
Lol that’s hilarious! But no it was a black couple. She was mad different without makeup it was like from a 20 to a 2~ He legit felt like he’d been catfishes irl xD
True story. 😂 As shallow as it seems. Having a decent pp is actually 80% build of relationships. You could be a terrible person but if you have a nice downstairs and know how to use it it can be almost hypnotising x
Who the fuck is still out here getting married before they fuck??? There’s like a 50% chance you find out that you don’t have any sexual chemistry. Shits wild
Nah that’s not what I mean. I’ve never had like a truly bad lay, but I’ve certainly had some where i found the other person boring or didn’t get any kind of connection and that’s not who I would wanna fuck for the rest of my life. Now that’s enough seriousposting for a few days
It's pretty fucking depressing seeing how absolutely ruthless a lot of these people are. If you have a micropenis or perform poorly in bed, it doesn't really seem like any of these women have the patience or sympathy for a moment of it.
As a guy with really low sexual interest it really hits home, if sex isn't important or a chore you can fulfill there are very few people willing to put up with that. The best thing he could do is just swear off the dating game honestly
Not surprising the fine denizens of this subreddit are horrified at a woman not being happy with a micropenis. I guess it hits a little too close to home for you lot.
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1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-02-07
Congrats to ed for tying the knot
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-07
Is that where he's been?
1 wont-take-it 2019-02-07
I have doubts- 1.25” seems rather excessive for Ed - 12.5 mm maybe.
1 FratboyGenius 2019-02-07
Ed's new wife during sex like: 😴😴😴
1 AsianVinylEnthusiast 2019-02-07
His other wife likes it though, inshallah
1 queerjihad 2019-02-07
Fake news
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-02-07
thank god
1 xthek 2019-02-07
owo
1 Irrel_M 2019-02-07
It's quite a upgrade after years of getting the knot.
1 RidingMyKeyboard 2019-02-07
Well played, dicklet. Well played. 👏
1 tHeSiD 2019-02-07
He is an inspiration for all of us.
1 Lukthar123 2019-02-07
Charisma 20
1 chooxy 2019-02-07
Penis 1.25
1 RobKaBobby 2019-02-07
Some people get all the schlong... Lucky bastard
1 Ranilen 2019-02-07
H U N G
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1 _narrows 2019-02-07
Like a jelly bean, apparently
1 TehAlpacalypse 2019-02-07
This is the peak male body
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-02-07
thats like a thumbnail
1 letter_of_resignatio 2019-02-07
That quite short.
1 psychic_mudkip 2019-02-07
Congrats for Gallowboob’s marriage! Mazeltov!
1 FranchiseCA 2019-02-07
Now there's a burn any Reddit user can appreciate.
1 aPocketofResistance 2019-02-07
Keeping 1/4” relevant.
1 rileykard 2019-02-07
That's what? 3cm? Jesus Christ, how do you even have sex with a dick that small? You'd have to fuck a dwarf or something.
1 totally_not_ac3 2019-02-07
I dont even think that's physically possible to have a dick that small
1 killdie 2019-02-07
Midgets have normal sized torsos.. so probably also normal sized bag.
1 infinitude 2019-02-07
how does one in his situation not end it all? serious question folks
1 Electroyote 2019-02-07
Is she sure it's erect?
1 Ultrashitposter 2019-02-07
Why do they pretend like they're school teachers keeping people in check? Fuck off man, you're a janitor on the internet. You clean up digital diarrhea FOR FREE because it's the only grain of power you can get in your pathetic life.
1 EasySchmitty 2019-02-07
Y’all can’t play nice so the thread is locked💅💅💅
1 queerjihad 2019-02-07
This is why we can't have nice things 🙄😏
1 ArchetypicalDegen 2019-02-07
I don't understand what's so bad about a thread exploding into drama. Isn't that exactly the kinda shit reddit is for?
1 Zyxos2 2019-02-07
People looove being in charge and shutting other people down just because they can.
1 Turtle_shell_wok 2019-02-07
Shut up or I'll complain.
1 defea5ter 2019-02-07
World of cops
1 bartisyou23 2019-02-07
Wrong
1 addocd 2019-02-07
Right? God forbid we come here to see what people have to say. I get personal attacks and illegal stuff and all that blatant disrespect. And I get topical stuff that maintains the sub's integrity. But if I want to get into it with someone who's willing, why does anyone else care? Anyone, including myself is free to exit the conversation when it's not fun anymore. And this sub proves people love to watch other people argue.
I will choose not to subscribe to a sub that could be really interesting if there are excessive rules about content. "No loaded questions" is the worst. Why not? Those are super fun.
1 mfj1988 2019-02-07
Why do mods delete comments that are too offensive?
1 ArchetypicalDegen 2019-02-07
They wanna feel like heroes.
1 Quatroking 2019-02-07
Y ' A L L F O L K S
1 npc_barney 2019-02-07
uh oh, looks like you guys can't play nicely. since you can't play nicely i'm locking the thread until you grow up
edit: user reports
1 ScaledDown 2019-02-07
Fuck you
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-02-07
NEWFAGS OUT
1 DocSword 2019-02-07
Jesus fuck
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-02-07
NEWFAGS OUT
1 DocSword 2019-02-07
Trust me I’ve seen goatse before, just wasn’t expecting it.
1 rileykard 2019-02-07
Sigh... unzip
1 queerjihad 2019-02-07
Fuck you I was literally eating chips when I clicked that
1 CommaCommy 2019-02-07
Always check the address 😏
1 juustgowithit 2019-02-07
Ew fuck you
1 bartisyou23 2019-02-07
Ugh fucking hell!
1 Diddu_Sumfin 2019-02-07
Now THERE'S a blast from the past. Dare I say it, an ass-blast from the past.
1 songthatendstheworld 2019-02-07
Nice. A classic
1 GadolBoobies 2019-02-07
"Where was anyone breaking the rules in the thread? There was nothing but civil discussion."
[you have been banned]
"What, why was I banned?"
[you have been muted]
1 rnjbond 2019-02-07
They're powerless in real life. This is the only escape they get.
1 bartisyou23 2019-02-07
Wrong
1 bearshark713 2019-02-07
wROnG
1 bartisyou23 2019-02-07
I would talk with you
1 SuperElf 2019-02-07
modicide when
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-02-07
THEY👏DO👏IT👏FOR👏FREE👏
1 queerjihad 2019-02-07
Except for gallowbussy
1 AnnArchist 2019-02-07
Got any more of them sponsors bruh??
1 tHeSiD 2019-02-07
But how else can they compensate without showing their e-peen
1 goldenponytail 2019-02-07
I imagine them all to be like this dude:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z-h4xVwmeQ
1 RidingMyKeyboard 2019-02-07
Y I K E S
1 Gearski 2019-02-07
wow, that was terrible..
1 pm_me_vegs 2019-02-07
He was probably thinking that if he enforces his authority she will suck his dick.
1 goldenponytail 2019-02-07
Nah, I think he's aroused by humiliation or something. You can't be as socially clueless as this guy.
1 I_Fap_To_Zamasu 2019-02-07
Remeber, he is a mod.
1 Voltairium 2019-02-07
Lmao
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-02-07
🥵
1 business2690 2019-02-07
omg... why did she do that to that guy.
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4 fuc's sake
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r/WatchPeopleDieInside
1 goldenponytail 2019-02-07
It seems like he has a history of hitting on her, despite her being aloof. I don't think she's at fault here, but who knows, maybe she's a cunt for no reason.
1 RobosaurusRex2000 2019-02-07
Dude look at his fucking face. That's all the reason you need.
1 infinitude 2019-02-07
being hot in cosplay != being fair game for any dweeb ass neckbeard.
guys who don't take the hint deserve the shame.
1 Krupp_stronk 2019-02-07
He's a mod, that's all the reason needed
1 Fred_Dickler 2019-02-07
I already knew what video this would be before clicking it. One of the most painful videos I've ever watched. 10/10 Will watch every time.
Every big-sub mod is like this, 100%.
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-02-07
i know what happens in this video and i still havent watched past 5 seconds in
1 ManSeekingWatch 2019-02-07
Ouchie. I'm dead now.
1 TheSubredditPolice 2019-02-07
Because the highest authority they know is teachers cause they never grew up.
1 redmugofcoffee 2019-02-07
It’s over for modcels
1 donaldslittleduck 2019-02-07
Soon....after the Chinese mega corporation takes control, there will be Chinese children taking over mod positions.
1 mh_12rm_66 2019-02-07
New snappy quote
1 bartisyou23 2019-02-07
God you're just not a good person. I want to talk with you, but you're too busy talking about Bill Clinton. I will out logic you at every step. I really want to talk to you because I think you're a terrible person and I want you to change my mind.
1 warnerrr 2019-02-07
If they're gonna act like my goddamn kindergarten teacher, they could at least provide me with apple juice, animal cracker, and at least 2 hours a week playing with the giant fucking parachute thing.
1 koko_koala94 2019-02-07
The mods at r/ufos are horrible and I always think this
1 Ultrashitposter 2019-02-07
do elaborate
1 UsedTree 2019-02-07
There are always weekly/monthy pitbull threads that get locked by mods on r/aww. Pitbulls get posted so much there that I swear someones buying upvotes for pitbull propoganda. The last one was a pitbull next to a newborn. It's fucking weird.
1 bartisyou23 2019-02-07
I see you're a muslim and you want something posted to topminds. But you don't have enough time to talj with me?
1 Ultrashitposter 2019-02-07
i do, i just dont want to
1 bartisyou23 2019-02-07
Everyone and their mother knows you don't want to talk with me. But I want to talk with you and I have a pretty good reason
1 AnnArchist 2019-02-07
THREAD LOCKED
1 Ultrashitposter 2019-02-07
im here for you bby
1 ManSeekingWatch 2019-02-07
This post is art.
1 sharasdal 2019-02-07
so much toxic masculinity smh
1 wont-take-it 2019-02-07
It’s not toxic masculinity to mock men and making them feel bad for failing to meet superficial standards. It’s only toxic masculinity if those men do things we don’t want them to do, like have the wrong opinions.
1 AutocratOfScrolls 2019-02-07
Found the tiny dick
1 wont-take-it 2019-02-07
You spend your time looking for tiny dicks? This is like a hobby for you?
1 AutocratOfScrolls 2019-02-07
Don't hobby shame me
1 CaesarCzechReborn 2019-02-07
This isnt hobby shaming but kinkshaming. You have fetish for small penises ?
1 wont-take-it 2019-02-07
Carry on, but always remember “small things amuse small minds”.
1 Aimless_Drifter 2019-02-07
small minds like niels bohr?
1 Bronafide 2019-02-07
If he practices long enough one day he might did his own
1 matt123hihat 2019-02-07
Anybody mad about this post has a tiny dick
1 FratboyGenius 2019-02-07
I'm actually extremely happy about this post.
1 chrmanyaki 2019-02-07
Lol superficial? The dude can’t fuck ffs that’s a bit more than “superficial”
1 wont-take-it 2019-02-07
He can fuck superficially- beauty is only skin deep after all.
1 chrmanyaki 2019-02-07
Haha I’m sorry that you have a small dick sweetie
1 aqouta 2019-02-07
This is an actually good take, please delete it, the correct take is that these 'men' were mysogynists in a past life and were reborn as lower life forms for karmic retrobution.
1 EasySchmitty 2019-02-07
U-haul lesbians are more patient than this.
1 FlingSpend 2019-02-07
Wow, did not know this was a thing. I actually know a couple now that I think about it.
1 mygoodpostingalt 2019-02-07
help I'm retarded what does it mean
1 usedtobread 2019-02-07
shh bby is ok
1 TrailerParkBride 2019-02-07
This is infinitely lamer than the already-super-lame lmgtfy. It's like when they "Bing it" in Hawaii 5-0. Disgusting.
1 usedtobread 2019-02-07
I actually edited the link away from lmgtfy. I haven't used it in a long time, and now it seems the domain has been monetized (for me) and doesn't even through link to the search--it just demonstrates how. All in all, disappointed/10, 4.8 stars.
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2019-02-07
Lesbians who think every relationship is the one so they move in together immediately.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-02-07
Gotta take advantage of wanting to bang before the dead bedroom sets in
1 Bluest_waters 2019-02-07
Meet on Saturday, move in with a U haul on Tuesday
lesbians move fast like that. Their sneaky, you need to keep your eyes out, one could slip into your own house without you even realizing it.
1 mygoodpostingalt 2019-02-07
😱I need to double check my locks
1 it_ends_with_a_D 2019-02-07
Better check your basement/attic/garage/etc, they might already be I the house! No need to check the closets though.
1 pcliv 2019-02-07
Just follow the sound of remodeling - or the trail of Home Depot receipts.
1 _narrows 2019-02-07
They’re all about that Bed Bath & Beyond
1 2DDefenseForce 2019-02-07
I kind of want to have a few lesbians move in, I've got all sorts of home improvement ideas that I haven't gotten around to yet.
1 Chapocel 2019-02-07
You might be lucky enough to have Mormons knocking on your door. They are honour bound to help you until your project is done.b
1 SquidSemen 2019-02-07
Last time I checked my attic I found a bunch of Jews
1 Tobans 2019-02-07
Did you call terminex?
1 Krupp_stronk 2019-02-07
Yeah, at least they can finish the job, unlike some exterminators 🙄🙄🙄
1 bartisyou23 2019-02-07
Haha! Fuck you!
1 SquidSemen 2019-02-07
Get off the internet REEE
1 bartisyou23 2019-02-07
I'm male but I like the flair
1 LuxuriousBottleCap 2019-02-07
No, that's where R. Kelly hangs out.
1 mrv3 2019-02-07
Don't bother with lock just make sure your doors aren't extra wide and you'll be fine.
1 Tobans 2019-02-07
How would op get in his house? 🤔🤔🤔
1 Ranilen 2019-02-07
This is why I replaced all my weather stripping before winter.
1 Voltairium 2019-02-07
Lesbians cheat on each other a lot too. They end things very quickly as well
1 Matthew94 2019-02-07
And beat each other a lot.
1 h4rdlyf3 2019-02-07
Truly role playing as men
1 SpineEater 2019-02-07
Stop I can only get so erect
1 UrMumsMyPassword 2019-02-07
Even foids can't trust foids.
1 FratboyGenius 2019-02-07
I'm a man... am I safe?
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-02-07
Nope. Lesbians go after twinks. Stay safe.
1 Matthew94 2019-02-07
They're
1 justjexxi 2019-02-07
I read this to my lesbian friend and she agrees with your entire statement.
I'd give you gold if I had 500 coins
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-02-07
The kind of people who bring a uhaul to a second date because you're already moving in together.
Stereotypically more common among lesbians.
1 FlingSpend 2019-02-07
Bing is your friend.
From personal experience though, it's basically when a straight girl becomes a lesbian and falls madly in love with the first dyke they date. The U-haul referring to them moving in together almost instantly.
I know a girl from high school that did this. Got married at 18 right after coming out as lesbian. Has something to do with them being insecure and wanting to get into a committed relationship so they feel loved as a lesbian.
1 mygoodpostingalt 2019-02-07
did they stay together tho
1 Zac1245 2019-02-07
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/U-Haul_lesbian
1 arxndo 2019-02-07
Its predicated on the cliche that men want sex and women want long term relationships. This leads to the stereotype that gay men are more promiscuous than everyone else and, conversely, lesbians rush into long term relationships faster than everyone else. Hetero relationships supposedly balance the two impulses, in theory.
1 skyrimporn64 2019-02-07
lmao "stereotype"
1 bunkerman11 2019-02-07
Me too. It sounds like a porn genre.
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-02-07
I feel bad pinning that on lesbiens because I definitely know some staight men and women who do the same thing.
1 aqouta 2019-02-07
What's a u-haul lesbian?
1 PPP_Your_Boat 2019-02-07
What's a Google?
1 aqouta 2019-02-07
Nigga I wasn't even willing to read up 2 comments to relieve my ignorance, you think I'm going to search Google?
1 queerjihad 2019-02-07
ye
1 justjexxi 2019-02-07
Honesty, I like that.
1 nolan1971 2019-02-07
Apparently, it's lesbians who move in together really fast (like 2nd date fast).
1 6chan 2019-02-07
Holy shit, I had no idea this was a thing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U-Haul_lesbian
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-02-07
That's the big tell. A lot of kids from Middle Eastern fob families do this just so they can get laid. Their marriages often don't last.
This isn't just sui-fuel for dicklets. It was sui-fuel they accidentally consumed because they thought it was life fuel. Tragic.
1 Nom_Chompy 2019-02-07
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-07
Cope
1 Nom_Chompy 2019-02-07
There's a couple things people don't realize about incel comments. One is that the observations incels make are usually 90-100% correct. The other, counterpoint to that is incels are still worthless and deserve all the hate they get and then some. Ironically, women and incels deserve each other. Cruel world, innit?
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-07
Incels and femcels should be forced to breed tbh.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-02-07
This is how you get a mega incel. Imagine how ugly and mentally fucked the child of an incel and a femcel would be.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-07
They'd be slaves. No one needs to look at them.
1 Supersamtheredditman 2019-02-07
Epsilons a just incels, I get it now
1 Alpha100f 2019-02-07
Then breed them with hapas. The result could be placed in the anatomical museum as the most miserable being in the world.
1 Kang2143 2019-02-07
Wtf is up with hapas anyways. They hate white people but they're white
1 _-ctrl-_ 2019-02-07
Maybe not though. Think about it. Ultra feminine male + ultra masculine female = 50/50 at a degenerate or chad/Stacy child. Those are good odds
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-02-07
1 Nom_Chompy 2019-02-07
You have to take away his gun though. No quick deaths or easy way out for either of them. Just many decades of misery together.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-02-07
If you are going to disarm Rogers you need to disarm women and take away Twitter from them too.
1 Nom_Chompy 2019-02-07
Without social media women would be 70% less wretched. They both must suffer.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-07
You have to take away Tinder too though.
1 Nom_Chompy 2019-02-07
This is too much. I take it all back.
1 Plexipus 2019-02-07
Either you haven't read enough stuff incels say or you've read far far too much
1 Nom_Chompy 2019-02-07
Name one thing incels are not mostly right about.
1 Plexipus 2019-02-07
That the jawline to nasolabial fold angle needs to be less than 75° in order to score a Stacy.
And also that to women their repulsive looks aren't infinitely outweighed by the constant air of hopelessness and negativity which they project around themselves
1 Nom_Chompy 2019-02-07
Whatever you have to tell yourself to cope with that crypto hare lip is not my concern.
That falls under the 10% they get wrong and incels deserving all the hate they get and more part.
1 Plexipus 2019-02-07
Well I'm a convert give me my loli prayer mat and I'll face toward Elliot Rodger's grave three times a day
1 Nom_Chompy 2019-02-07
Inshallah!
1 nayytay 2019-02-07
Yes
Did you ask? Sure, he got you good with that one and probably isn’t the greatest dude but it’s not like he lied to you. Just make him wear a strap on
1 goldenponytail 2019-02-07
Or she could wear one. Maybe that way some of them will actually enjoy the sex.
1 aqouta 2019-02-07
Yeah, I'm pretty sure micropenis is god telling your to go trans at the very least.
1 goldenponytail 2019-02-07
Or find a girl with vaginismus. It would be a match made in heaven.
1 leparsdon 2019-02-07
I've seen people on reddit who have micropenises say they have done just that and it works out perfectly.
1 piouspope 2019-02-07
Doesn't sound like drama, but I still want more.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-02-07
I have heard that trans people need a decent sized penis in order to mutilate it into something useful for their fake vagina.
1 Alpha100f 2019-02-07
I M A G I N E
1 VicisSubsisto 2019-02-07
all the people
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-02-07
dude go read the latest i am jazz threads on /tv/ its
lovecraftianLynchian horror1 _Mellex_ 2019-02-07
You can fix a little peen; you can't fix stupid lol
1 TimothyGonzalez 2019-02-07
Ugh why warp our minds to avoid the only logical solution to this conundrum? BBC CUCKOLDING
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2019-02-07
Women claiming men are disabled for having a below average penis, lmao.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-02-07
Pizzashill tried to warn us all
1 nayytay 2019-02-07
We didn’t listen
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-02-07
Pizza also tried to bait us with his cute little twink face. So
1 goldenponytail 2019-02-07
Seriousposting:
How can you even have sex with a dick 3 centimeters long?
Of course it's a disability and she should divorce.
1 cheers_grills 2019-02-07
Lesbians manage it, so could this guy.
1 goldenponytail 2019-02-07
Yeah, but if she wanted a lesbian, she'd marry a lesbian, not a dude?
She is stupid for falling for the "waiting before marriage", but yeah, she should still divorce. 3 cm can barely make a penetration.
1 tschwib 2019-02-07
It's tough for him but he has to mention it at some point. Yeah not after the first sip of coffee but definitely before marriage
1 RidingMyKeyboard 2019-02-07
it does sound like a slightly meatier clit tbqh.
1 moissie 2019-02-07
I bet she married a trans person unknowingly.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-02-07
I have seen bigger clits. On second thoughts, hmmmmmm.
1 ArchetypicalDegen 2019-02-07
I think grinding is a possibility. Penetrative sex is probably impossible though
1 BlankImagination 2019-02-07
I think this is a recipe for disaster.
I think most people won't cheat on their partner just for not having sex (looking at you r/deadbedroom), but it will definitely take a toll. That toll, the deception and lie by omission, plus the fact that she had no reason to suspect that penetrative sex with the guy she loves wouldn't ever be in her future might push her to cheat. I dont mean to assume anything negative about the Op's character (aside from her being dumb), but this type of situation could eventually push someone to do things out of character.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-02-07
Buy a dildo and get it attached to your hand.
1 goldenponytail 2019-02-07
I guess I can, but what if he doesn't like me fucking him with a dildo
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-02-07
Try a vibrator next
1 blastiff 2019-02-07
So fuck his wife. She'll be nice and tight since she isn't all stretched out from regular-sized dicks.
1 lol_te_gusto 2019-02-07
https://www.amazon.com/CalExotics-Original-Accommodator-Latex-Dong/dp/B002JINP1C/ref=sr_1_1_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1549574483&sr=1-1&keywords=Accomodator&th=1
1 tritter211 2019-02-07
I know this is r/drama and all, but in what world do you live in where below average penis of that size isn't bad?
1 cheers_grills 2019-02-07
Asian country propably.
1 Awayfone 2019-02-07
Well there it is not beliw average
1 freet0 2019-02-07
Man that shit would make kim jong un's look like a tree trunk lmao
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2019-02-07
Being bad as sex isn't a disability
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-02-07
Being unable to ever have penetrative sex because your dick is too small is a disability. Before modern tech it probably made it very difficult if not impossible to have kids.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-02-07
Sounds like a blessing when you put it that way.
1 fangbodang 2019-02-07
have u ever seen a cummy? da cummy shoot out many inch. put da thing in da hoo hoo an shoot da cummy, theyre preg. ur logic aint work due to cummy distance
1 Alpha100f 2019-02-07
Try to shoot something at the 500 meters with the rifle that is sawn off to the point where it's ammo is sticking out.
1 I_fail_at_memes 2019-02-07
Well, if it’s generic it just be plausible? Amirite?
1 wsbking 2019-02-07
Are turkey basters modern tech?
1 SomberlySober 2019-02-07
I learned the hard way cum doesn't have to make it inside to get a woman pregnant. All it needs is the clit or the lips.
1 FrozenGhost420 2019-02-07
90 upvotes good lord people here are retarded
1 mfj1988 2019-02-07
Sex is widely regarded as a human need. You're basically unable to fulfill that need.
1 SpotNL 2019-02-07
Mom's basement. Size doesn't matter when you're jerking off.
1 Manannin 2019-02-07
Mad tweezer skills, bro!
1 SpotNL 2019-02-07
If i had a 1 inch penis I would definitely feel disabled. Is penetration even possible with those numbers?
1 Wopitikitotengo 2019-02-07
It would be enough to sort of feel like what sex is like but not enough to actually feel satisfied. A living hell, id rope myself.
1 SpotNL 2019-02-07
Is there surgery? Penis enlargement? A penis donor??? Anything??? If transgender men can have a penis, surely there is hope for those with a micropenis, no?
1 Wopitikitotengo 2019-02-07
Yeah probably could overdose on test to maybe get an inch. And I think if you were to remove the head and reattach it to a normal sized dick you'd lose all sensitivy. I'm sorry to report that it is over for microcels.
1 ferrariprius 2019-02-07
Nope, I read the wiki article on micropeens so take this with a grain of salt:
penile growth is pretty much finished after puberty, no matter what.
Also it affects .6% of males!! So you KNOW somebody with a micropenis!
1 alot_the_murdered 2019-02-07
> implying I know like 200 people
1 FranchiseCA 2019-02-07
*400. Half of them are women.
1 Let_you_down 2019-02-07
Well 200 of them will have micropenises then.
1 totalrandomperson 2019-02-07
imagine interacting with women irl
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-02-07
I've heard of surgery where they loosen a ligament so more of the penis is outside of the body. I don't know how much that adds.
And trans men have either a big clit or a neophallus which doesn't work like a penis so I don't know if they guy and his wife would want that.
1 npc_barney 2019-02-07
if you mean a useless flap of skin, then sure
1 SpotNL 2019-02-07
Still more girth than OP's husband.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-02-07
And just as useless
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-02-07
Yeah but it's arm skin so I doubt has any sensitivity
1 AlieNNeytioN 2019-02-07
Jelqing is always an option
1 Agent_Pinkerton 2019-02-07
I seem to recall some "artist" who injected silicone or something into his dick and made it ridiculously fucking huge. As in, too huge for sex. Like, it was girthier than his own thighs.
Maybe something similar but done in moderation could fix a micropenis. But the patient would likely become a shower and not a grower. Also don't take it too far because the guy with the thigh-sized dick got depressed and killed himself because nobody understood his "art".
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-02-07
Those silicone injections are super bad for you and no doc will do them. If the silicone gets into your bloodstream you're fucked. Some dude who injected his balls until they were huge died from it.
1 leparsdon 2019-02-07
He kind of screwed himself by not telling her, but damn they could always use strap ons
1 prizzle92 2019-02-07
it's a fucking inch and a half, that's retarded small
1 TimothyGonzalez 2019-02-07
1 Ls777 2019-02-07
Micropenis is literally a medical diagnosis, it's not just a fun name for adorably small willies
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3890219/
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2019-02-07
Do you think dudes with micro penises should be able to use disabled parking places? What do you plan on doing to mitigate their disability?
1 Cheezewiz239 2019-02-07
Not all disabilities give you the ability for disabled parking places. Since when did people with mental disabilities get reserved parking?
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2019-02-07
That was more of an underhanded comment. I'm not just sure why having a sub 6" Penis makes some of disabled is all I'm saying.
1 NumbMyLove 2019-02-07
I agree but we’re not talking about just under six inches. We are talking about three centimeters. There is a big difference. Micro is considered under three inches.
1 I_fail_at_memes 2019-02-07
Dammit man, do some converting for me.
1 NumbMyLove 2019-02-07
One and a quarter inches.
1 Cheezewiz239 2019-02-07
This isn't about below average dick sizes. Micropenis is about an inch and a half. Thats not normal and there's no way you can pleasure someone that way. I'd definitely kill myself if I had that. Too embarrassing
1 ASexual-Buff-Baboon 2019-02-07
When we have obese people handicapped parking permits
1 RandolphCox 2019-02-07
they should get one of the scooters while shoppin at walmart
1 ItsSugar 2019-02-07
If manlets and brainlets are borderline disabled, then dicklets should be as well. To claim otherwise is just dicklet coping.
1 Marcus_McTavish 2019-02-07
“It’s about an inch and a quarter”
Let’s say avg was 5, stdev of around 1 or 1.5. He should be in the ~0.01 or so percentile
1 itriedresistingredit 2019-02-07
Dumb bitch married him after only 6 months? She deserves all 1.25 inches of him.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-02-07
A year but still that's pretty retarded. Who goes a year without seeing their partner naked and then marries them anyway except for the super religious?
1 miranda865 2019-02-07
Even the super religious do over the pants rubbing.....right?
1 theStingraY 2019-02-07
She rubbed his clitty
1 putdrugsinyourbutt69 2019-02-07
we call that clitty clitty bang bang aroindnthese here parts
1 cakeisgreat 2019-02-07
Someone who wants money from an older man?
1 leparsdon 2019-02-07
My brother-in-law who is a minister and was certainly not a virgin, nor was his 39-year-old bride to be.
1 dontbeatrollplease 2019-02-07
business men aren't stupid
1 momlayer 2019-02-07
Learn to read dork, she said they got married after 12 months.
1 chrmanyaki 2019-02-07
Who the fuck does that and at 27?!???
1 BenaGD 2019-02-07
Win for dicklets
1 CuriousKrow 2019-02-07
I wonder how that sub would feel about a trans woman tricking a man into sex.
1 TheGreatAugust 2019-02-07
Reminds me of the old joke:
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My girlfriend says that a small penis shouldn't be a problem in a relationship...
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I still wish she didn't have one.
1 AsianVinylEnthusiast 2019-02-07
Reminds me of the joke: Trans rights
1 leparsdon 2019-02-07
bUt ThEy cAn Be KiLlEd
1 blastiff 2019-02-07
Really, if I loved a woman enough to get married then sucking her dick every now and then is a small price to pay. That's true love.
1 BlargianGentleman 2019-02-07
/r/AmITheAsshole the first line of defense for every trans man, woman and poledancing child on earth:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/search?q=transgender&include_over_18=on&restrict_sr=on&sort=top
How much of a victim complex do you have to have to believe that they would support the trans?
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-02-07
About a year total of knowing him? Yikes
1 CaesarCzechReborn 2019-02-07
how dare the Man have advantage. Heh feminoids, They dont understand if the game is rigged people are going to cheat.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-02-07
Roasties btfo when they find out that they cant orgasm from the promise of financial security alone.
Seriously, how retarded do you have to be to marry someone after 6 months of dating? She absolutely deserves to be mrs. Acorn head.
1 jctoastpig 2019-02-07
Last time I bought a car I looked under the hood, even though I don't know shit about cars. This chick had it even easier and still didn't do her due diligence. I was kind of surprised that some posters in that thread pointed out what an idiot she is though.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-02-07
If youre not going to have sex before marriage, you dont deserve good sex. If they want kids, she can get a turkey baster involved.
1 -twocheeksonebutt- 2019-02-07
Anyone saying he’s the asshole is just hoping that she’ll hop on their two incher instead.
1 JurijFedorov 2019-02-07
This Vice article from 2 days ago is weirdly relevant.
1 aqouta 2019-02-07
t. A for profit media company
How do people reach this level of woke? The air is so thin on that mountain, they have to survive on methane.
1 Woolgun 2019-02-07
I kinda want her to get fired, so that people can tweet that emoji at her.
For real tho, she's a worthless journalist making articles about cultural significance of an emoji. She'd be scrubbing toilets if there was no demand for shitty clickbait articles by readers.
1 jctoastpig 2019-02-07
Regardless she'll probably be learning to code soon
1 Awayfone 2019-02-07
So much for size doesnt matter
1 FlingSpend 2019-02-07
Had no idea what a micropenis was, did some googling. Holy shit, I how do people not kill themselves in that situation? You're basically doomed to be an incel.
1 RidingMyKeyboard 2019-02-07
Like.. how does it function?
It's not just a small dong, it's barely a dong at all. I'm no penis aficionado, but.. what would you even do with it?
1 FlingSpend 2019-02-07
It's basically a giant clit, do they rub it DJ style like girls do?
I have so many questions. /u/Ed_Butteredtoast, please chime in.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-07
Actually you should blow your load whenever you have the chance to. That is what I have done and that is what true power really comes to.
There is magnificent power in the wealth of cum and of the act of cumming.
I have found that it is better to let it consume you, retaining it only hinders yourself and serves evil.
When I say evil I mean the moral busybodies who try to shame you for pleasure.
I engage in astral orgies practically every night where the possibilities are endless.
I've held orgies with many extraterrestrial and extradimensional entities alike.
השבח לאל
1 gobbledegooke 2019-02-07
The Astral Orgies would be a pretty decent name for a psychedelic rock band imho
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-02-07
ET Orgasms sound fun.
1 LightUmbra 2019-02-07
Post the the really log copypasta about sex that has Jewish shit in it.
1 looksmaxxingcurry 2019-02-07
Mandatory euthanasia for micropenislets
1 2561-2685-0682-521 2019-02-07
Well you can still have a fun life without sex. It's just that you're gonna have to put up with the whole world shaming you for being a virgin.
1 G_Regular 2019-02-07
Enlightened virgins are very few. Most people, shortly after they start having sex, realize it's not as big a deal as they made it out to be. But the longer someone goes without, the bigger deal it becomes in their heads. On the good side, you get people like Tesla who truly understand what they can be and do regardless of having sex or not, who are almost empowered by having one less thing to worry about. On the other side you get the Elliot Rodgers types and of course the average reddit mod.
1 snooger 2019-02-07
It's mostly only western culture that shames virgins
1 WreckingYourHome 2019-02-07
Before killing yourself, at least give surgery a try. Although it's still a dice roll at this point.
1 rnjbond 2019-02-07
There's a really funny New Girl episode about this
1 hetoldmeontv 2019-02-07
1 rnjbond 2019-02-07
Schmidt and Winston are funny on that show, fight me
1 crudehumourisdivine 2019-02-07
all those lil dick jokes, i can't imagine why this guy felt he had to hide it
murder suicide is his only option left tbh
1 blondie-- 2019-02-07
No, murder isn't the answer. Suicide isn't the answer.
Being upfront and vulnerable can be scary, but it's important to be honest with someone you're in a relationship with. Secrets will only fuck things up.
1 coconut-daddy 2019-02-07
At least this dicklet isn’t one of the “its all fingers and tongue” fags and recognizes he’s inferior
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-02-07
Eh, fingering is way underrated.
1 fangbodang 2019-02-07
so is having a 1 inch dick
1 Let_you_down 2019-02-07
I feel like having a 1 inch dick is appropriately rated.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-02-07
Right she said she went to town on it and didn’t say anything. What did she mean by this?
1 sea_lecture 2019-02-07
HAHAHAHAHA
sorry, let me just say it again
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
1 OstrakaSocratis 2019-02-07
Ha ha that would be hilarious if it wasn’t absolutely fake, most of those crazy stories on confession subreddits are just too good to be true
1 LFC_99 2019-02-07
A commenter is comparing checking if penetration hurts a girl to checking the size of a dick and it has a shit ton of upvotes lol did they not read the part where it said they were waiting for marriage to do anything, how are you supposed to check if your girl can’t take a dick 😂😂😂
1 Ranilen 2019-02-07
While she's asleep, duh.
1 madvillainer 2019-02-07
i'm surprised there hasn't been someone claiming rape by desception yet
1 darkinard 2019-02-07
dicklets aren't people not because of the size of their dick but because they are obsessed with it and it drives them insane
seriously what did he expect lol
1 YHofSuburbia 2019-02-07
Is everyone taking the bait unironically or ironically
1 aqouta 2019-02-07
It's too juicy not to take the opportunity to air baggage, also everything on reddit is fake/bait you're not clever for noticing it instance by instance.
1 YHofSuburbia 2019-02-07
not trying to be clever, but this bait is too obvious even for the einsteins here at r/drama
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-02-07
I can't enjoy it when its too fucking obvious.
Does this sub just pretend to believe it these days?
Mod should ban anyone that believes this shit.
1 songthatendstheworld 2019-02-07
Actually reading the linked threads will only lead to disappointment.
Just reply to someone who took the hit & actually read a paragraph, or post something funny
1 ardasyenden 2019-02-07
>dated for six months
>no sex
>married
regardless if anyone here is a victim of assholery or not, methinks this is just a result of retardation
1 TheRobidog 2019-02-07
Every law should have an exception where if the person that was harmed was clearly being retarded, punishment should just be ignored.
1 wulfrickson 2019-02-07
tbh if you're dumb enough to be heterosexual in 2019 you deserve whatever's coming to you
1 AbGscientist9000 2019-02-07
Fuck you can't even masturbat with that cuck nugget. She definitely got fucked in her sleep
1 loli_esports 2019-02-07
How are micropenises real lol
1 FrostyBlowmanSnowman 2019-02-07
God wills this sub to have content 🙏🙏
1 SpotNL 2019-02-07
Just get him into cuckoldry. Problem solved.
1 Quizlop 2019-02-07
Curious how they would react if someone hid the fact that they were trans until married.
1 blondie-- 2019-02-07
I'd be pissed. I'm bi and I got pissed when I made it with someone who looked like a hot chick and then noticed an erection. Like, I might like penises in my pussy, but surprise penis is the worst penis. I ran like hell.
1 lolxox1965 2019-02-07
If he was a tranny everyone would tell the bitch she was an asshole
1 recursive 2019-02-07
Gillette, the patron saint of drama has some words on the subject.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcrexKS8kxA
1 chrome_fork 2019-02-07
someone should make a guy version of this complaining about his wife looking ugly without the makeup
1 Unicornflehm 2019-02-07
There was actually a story a while ago with this guy who got married to this chick who after getting married he found out looked super different (ugly af) without makeup to the point he was actually Sueing her 😂😂
1 cuckedcanuck25 2019-02-07
I thibk that was a korean chick with mad eye surgery and the guy was suoer chessed when all the kids came out with slits for eyes lmao
1 Unicornflehm 2019-02-07
Lol that’s hilarious! But no it was a black couple. She was mad different without makeup it was like from a 20 to a 2~ He legit felt like he’d been catfishes irl xD
1 Ranilen 2019-02-07
If it was this, Snopes sez it's fake (and gay)
1 Unicornflehm 2019-02-07
Lol it’s similar but it’s not this cos the story I’m talking about had pictures of the woman.
1 KingWayneX 2019-02-07
Its fake, but when I read the story, it was about a chinese guy that was suing his wife because his kids came out ugly.
1 PracticalOnions 2019-02-07
20$ they’re middle eastern
1 Shadow_Of_ 2019-02-07
Couldn't the guy tell her about the small pp earlier?
1 SaltyQueefs 2019-02-07
God her disappointment must be so fucking strong right now aha
1 uwugirl 2019-02-07
serves the breeders right lmao
1 Osterion 2019-02-07
Get owned by gamergate, bitch
1 Unicornflehm 2019-02-07
Oh god. I feel bad for her. He obviously kept it till marriage cos he didn’t want her to leave and once they’re married she’s stuck with him
1 jctoastpig 2019-02-07
This is how you get divorced, even marriage can't save you from a micropenis
1 Unicornflehm 2019-02-07
True story. 😂 As shallow as it seems. Having a decent pp is actually 80% build of relationships. You could be a terrible person but if you have a nice downstairs and know how to use it it can be almost hypnotising x
1 Raminelwolf 2019-02-07
I love how they feel "lied to" because a man refused sex. No means no, right?
1 Cheezewiz239 2019-02-07
When I think my dick is small ,I remember that there's people with Micropenis and I'm glad I don't have that defect.
1 MuffDiversLocal69 2019-02-07
It was really easy to hide it from her
1 thx_II38 2019-02-07
I feel better about my life now.
1 jank_king20 2019-02-07
Who the fuck is still out here getting married before they fuck??? There’s like a 50% chance you find out that you don’t have any sexual chemistry. Shits wild
1 cuckedcanuck25 2019-02-07
Lmao 50 percent, you're a bad lay 50% of the time lol! But seriously most girls i fuck its always a good time maybe one or 2 occward/starfish lays.
1 jank_king20 2019-02-07
Nah that’s not what I mean. I’ve never had like a truly bad lay, but I’ve certainly had some where i found the other person boring or didn’t get any kind of connection and that’s not who I would wanna fuck for the rest of my life. Now that’s enough seriousposting for a few days
1 cuckedcanuck25 2019-02-07
Haha i figured just sounded funny when i read it like half the people you fuck pack up mid way lmao
1 jank_king20 2019-02-07
Lmao alright that scenario is way funnier yes that’s exactly right
1 Sentient_Atom 2019-02-07
What a dick, not he micro; but the man.
1 JCDchameleon 2019-02-07
I screenshotted this post and sent it to my group chat and a girl said this was ripped straight from some female comedian's Netflix special.
1 elftor421 2019-02-07
well no wonder no one noticed it was stolen
1 multiplesifl 2019-02-07
Homie better have a five inch tongue then.
1 matchatea1332 2019-02-07
She knew him for 6 months....
Gurl, micropenis is the least of your worries
1 PilotSnippy 2019-02-07
Who in the hell thinks "Oh yeah, let's post this on Reddit"
1 Kat_B0T 2019-02-07
u/batarang
Heed her warning I see this in ur future tbh
1 IntellectualEuphoria 2019-02-07
Another obvious fake story.
1 jubbergun 2019-02-07
This seems like it would be a really small problem.
1 CanadianAsshole1 2019-02-07
I sleep
REAL SHIT!?!?
1 Gasser47 2019-02-07
It's pretty fucking depressing seeing how absolutely ruthless a lot of these people are. If you have a micropenis or perform poorly in bed, it doesn't really seem like any of these women have the patience or sympathy for a moment of it.
As a guy with really low sexual interest it really hits home, if sex isn't important or a chore you can fulfill there are very few people willing to put up with that. The best thing he could do is just swear off the dating game honestly
1 dronepore 2019-02-07
Not surprising the fine denizens of this subreddit are horrified at a woman not being happy with a micropenis. I guess it hits a little too close to home for you lot.
1 RochelleH 2019-02-07
What the fuck was "too far" if she never even touched his dick through his pants?
The post is bullshit. Hilarious bullshit, but bullshit nonetheless.
1 LadyVetinari 2019-02-07
Imagine taking a man for his word and not having even the most basic surveillance ops on him, and then (LOL) fucking marrying him.
That bitch is the asshole just not in the way she thinks 🤣
1 El_Sai_c0ngr00 2019-02-07
Wow such a dick move
1 letter_of_resignatio 2019-02-07
Dude should just go trans. At least you get parts that are right size.
1 diddlemeowstarve 2019-02-07
if you married him because of his character, all while not being driven by sex, your love is true, stay with him