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Fucking delete your life

It actually stands for muslim

Go commit despacito

despacito

By far my favorite cold soup.

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>"Why is this a thing?"

Someone added that caption to the image without a hint of irony.

Anyone have the OG of this? My friend just started watching Naruto and is too into it so I want to send it to him

https://pics.me.me/seems-you-forgotten-what-that-s-stands-for-on-your-12467131.png

Preciate it

Thx bb, I'll try my best!

Inshallah

اَللّٰهُ أَكْبَر

Inshallah fellow dramanauts.

/r/dramanaugts is polypanafrican

لا

Vomits uncontrollably.

This is why Superman couldn't stop 9/11

Check out The Boys for an X-rated version of "what would have happened if we had superheroes as first responders on 9/11".

Long story short: Keep the buildings, lose a bridge.

This is why Superman couldn't stop 9/11

*wouldnt

This is why Superman couldn't stop 9/11

*did commit

This is why Superman couldn't stop do 9/11

Muhammad Kal-El didn't recharge his faith enough to fly high enough to reach the towers.

What the fuck is this shit? u do know superman is fuckin fictitious, an extra-terrestrial, landed in the american bible belt. how d fuck could superman be muslim? why d fuck would superman be muslim?

Superman is literally a Jew.

Based and Goypilled

Do you not realize that it is made for kids? Do you also lose your shit when children pretend play with their dinosaurs?

Kids who play with dinosaurs know god is just a myth.

enlightened-cels aren't welcome here.

Kids who play with dinosaurs know ~god~ the existence of dionsaurs is just a myth.

You're so woke that you live in a trailer

Good point, good point.

Are you so retarded that youre unaware of how Planet Krpyton jihaded itself.

Superman has always been Muslim. Why are you trying to culturally appropriate a famous Muslim icon like Superman?

Are you trying to say Allah only revealed himself to the peoples of Earth? Room temperature IQ, tbqh.

STOP DOWNVOTING LOLCOWS YOU IMMIGRANT ANIMALS

Allah (pbuh) would upvote a lolcow

Hadn't cum since Saturday but this morning I finally gave in and >jerked off. It was a bit of a quickie so I was thick and copious, it >reminded me a bit of coconut jelly. I did taste a bit, not bad but I >hate that taste that gets stuck in the back of your throat, I don't do >that too often. Thing is, haven't had any dreams, sexual or otherwise. Or at least I >haven't remembered any dreams for a while. Have woken up hard a >few times but so far I've ignored it. It has been years since I've had a wet dream, tbh. I do masturbate >a lot. Well, I used to. My pc went down a few months ago so it's been just my fone and >me. I really find it hard to jock ( my term for masturbation) to my >fone. I used to just pelt a jock in work, lock d door an so on. But I >haven't done it at work cause this week the Wi-Fi was down at work. Which meant, in addition to not being able to dl my shows, I also >had no access to porn. Still, no wet dreams. I miss those.

Another man's jizz is one thing, but your own?

Hadn't cum since Saturday but this morning I finally gave in and jerked off. It was a bit of a quickie so I was thick and copious, it reminded me a bit of coconut jelly. I did taste a bit, not bad but I hate that taste that gets stuck in the back of your throat, I don't do that too often. Thing is, haven't had any dreams, sexual or otherwise. Or at least I haven't remembered any dreams for a while. Have woken up hard a few times but so far I've ignored it. It has been years since I've had a wet dream, tbh. I do masturbate a lot. Well, I used to. My pc went down a few months ago so it's been just my fone and me. I really find it hard to jock ( my term for masturbation) to my fone. I used to just pelt a jock in work, lock d door an so on. But I haven't done it at work cause this week the Wi-Fi was down at work. Which meant, in addition to not being able to dl my shows, I also had no access to porn. Still, no wet dreams. I miss those.

Oh look, we're back in the 90s!

Muhammad (PUBG) is merciful.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE the pubg part isn't even the offensive part. It's your lack of islamic knowledge smdh.

The prophet isn't "merciful", God is. Since it's God that's going to judge you at the end of the day.

I expect my fellow dramanauts to know more about islam, it's the sub's religion after all.

I follow a different sect, we worship only via gaming and having sex with men called Mohammad.

Still probably less heretical than shiism tbh

Truth

All I know is that Allah must've loved bussy a lot, cause he spawned Muhammad in the arsehole of the world.

Mohammed was Australian? wtf i hate islam now

No, Australia is the melanoma of the world.

/r/dramanaughts awaits your discertaion

Touché, I see we have a fellow gamer here! The cake is a lie! 😂👌

Intresting The Kents are and raised him as Methodist and the original origins of the phantom stranger prove that The Presence isnt Allah but the Christian God

"That's for blasphemy."

And although Abrahamic in nature Judaism’s one true god is the mighty Shekel.

Pbuh

Superman will patrol thots in the of Allah inshallah.

Superman would be extremely islamaphobic tbh.

Because he's 'murica and I'm sure non-PC Superman would have more than a few monolagues about the destructive nature of the everyday man's extremism being more dangerous than any single supervillain.

He also loves to save damsels in distress, which practically every woman in Islam is.

*pig blood upon him

I see you all don't have a "turn the other cheek" fable either 👌🤔😂

Based and halalpilled. An alien with such power probably believes in god.

Only faggy & insecure autists can't imagine the existence of a superior being

There's an entire genre of fellowkids-type anime shit to appeal to the Muslim youth.

Worked on me

First it was nationalism, then Islamic fundamentalism. Is weebism the next dangerous ideology to spread among Arabs?

🤥⁉️️

Alexa play God, Syria and Bashar

It's truly the biggest threat facing our people today. May Allah guide us all 😭😭

nayzak_irl

nayzak_irl

Re-Kent

إن شاء الله

these are unironically spread all over WhatsApp by brown people

You racist. The correct term is sand people.

hey hey, there’s sandniggers and there’s pajeets, don’t be a racist

Maybe the politically correct term would be People of Sand (POS) then?

THIS! So much this! Oh my gosh! This is what I want to see!

Now I want to read a story like Red Son, except instead of Ukraine he falls in Saudi Arabia.

He reads and study the Quran in his youth, when he reaches adulthood he forces the entire Middle East to actually follow Mohammed's (pbuh) teachings. It all turns out really well, all those countries become Heaven on Earth.

As a muslim I endorse this message.

10/10

Muslim bad

Yes please we need strong Muslim role models such as this

Allah Akbar

Alhamdulillah

White jesus just shit a chicken.

Aloha Snackbar!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little infidel? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Islamic State, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the US military, and I have over 300 confirmed beheadings. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top terrorist in the entire Middle East. You are nothing to me but just another kafir. I will cut your head the fuck off with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mujahedin across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the bombs, maggot. The bomb that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of ISIS an Al Qaeda and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, infidel.

Ma'am we've been over this before. You need to stop.

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What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.

OUT!

OUT!!!

OUT!!!

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