Reddit's favorite thread locker!

1  2019-02-07 by WarSanchez

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That was worse than I thought it would be. They even singled out a certain user.

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Bruh, quit creeping me out...

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Nice

S E N T I E N T

Username absolutely checks out.

between you and me snappy

dallowroob shaved off his beard

don't tell anyone

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Should just start calling him Loctite 271.

I tell you hwhat.

are you saying he posts and deletes up to 60 posts a day just to ensure his reposted content gets to the front page? hahahahahahahahahaha

I think he legit gets paid enough for this

The shame of shitting out content for reddit being your contribution to society overwhelms the monetary gain.

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Don't do that.

He's in newspaper articles about how proliffic he is. They gloss over the darker side, he complains of the constant harrassment, never asking at which point does a person truly deserve to be actually checked for corruption and exploitation? In a system which he helps run, has complete control over? WHO WOULD EVER!? Jesus christ mate. since I know you're reading this:

You literally ruined the world with your election coverage, go spend your extra money on your extra taxes and start a new beard app for overcompensating guys. You'll meat someone on there I guaranteeeeee it.

has anyone tried estimating how much he pulls in? Just wondering

Yeah I think he does.

I remember when there was a post of a black family in a shitty superhero costume. I mentioned that it's probably a social experiment or some nonesense (on an old ass account, don't bother looking) then got a pm from the man himself of a fucking winky face.

Its definitely a mental illness at this point. I almost feel bad for hating him.

Almost.

There was a poster - mindvirus/mind_virus (one of them got banned) - who had the most karma at one time but was completely off the rails and so fun to fuck with. After being called out repeatedly for reposting he wrote some god-tier copypasta wherein he fashioned himself an "entertainer with an audience of millions" or some bullshit like that and compared his karma with the number of people who had been to concerts for famous bands. Can someone please help me find that comment?

Where can I find this god tier copypasta?

Right? You can't just say that shit and walk away lol

Reddit is content driven, and without people like me reddit wouldn't exist. That's where reddit made the mistake of turning on it's members by introducing draconian policies meant to dissuade people like me (the drivers) from doing what they do best, and that is to bring material for mass consumption to the greater audience. By controlling the content reddit is engaging in a type of censorship that it never did. Now moderators are free to remove articles, videos, and images it deems inappropriate for that particular subreddit even if the article, video or image clearly belong in that subreddit. This practice is happening more, and more each day. In essence reddit is sanitizing itself to the point where it's behaving like a corporate entity like Fox News for instance. Ah the light goes on, and people are finally getting it. Reddit went from an extraordinary thing based on freedom to a monster that is barely recognizable. Reddit is imploding before are very eyes, and I believe there are people who see the small but evident shift that is occurring. To defeat the powers to be you use their own system against them. Create subreddits where people are free to post what they want instead of what the moderators want. Reddit has given moderators the power to control content. So you become the other side of that by giving the people (the greater audience) the power to control the content. A moderator in my sbreddit would only serve as a guide, not a tool that removes content it disagrees with. The internet is last great free frontier that powerful people would like nothing more than to control, and reddit is used to do this. Whether people realize or not reddit has become Fox News, MSNBC, CNN, CBS, ABC, all wrapped into one whose soul purpose is to control what people consume. THE BIGGER PICTURE I understand a great deal more than you think. I see the subtle but yet crafty changes in the way reddit delivers it's final product. I used to be a professional fundraiser. I've worked for companies like MDS communications based out Bakersfield, California, and I've worked with Thermal Gard replacement windows as a marketing manager for one of it's call centers in Burlington, Vermont. I was also A CSSR for Adelphia Communications in South Burlington, Vermont. I have an extensive marketing background. I learned from one the best in the Business. A professor in Marketing who once taught at UVM by the name of Bill Baker. This guy used to work for a professional marketing firm in Nashville, Tennessee making $350,000 a year before he became a professor. I used to live with him, and his wife. He took me under his wing as an apprentice of sorts. I learned a great deal from this man. I have a natural gift in finding what people like. I didn't get 546,640 karma points by being a lousy poster I got them from knowing my audience. Many people on reddit have accused me of being a karma whore for doing so. People upvote my postings because they like it, not because they feel sorry for me. If I'm a karma whore then the people that upvote my material are partly to blame. I have built a relationship with thousands of redditors who upvote my postings on a daily basis, and this is where reddit makes it's mistake by controlling people like me. I know how this works. I've been at it for 14 years. Reddit should be paying me for my services. I not only deliver content but I get the attention of outside news sources, and big blogs who check my profile daily to see what I'm posting. There's only a few thousand of us who drive this site. The rest are along for the ride. The top 20 posters on reddit deserve a little credit for making this place what it is...THE BIGGER PICTURE

Probably found that copypasta there.

unfortunately for people like you, reddit's audience is priority number 1 - not the submitters.

I disagree. Reddit is content driven, and without people like me reddit wouldn't exist. That's where reddit made the mistake of turning on it's members by introducing draconian policies meant to dissuade people like me (the drivers) from doing what they do best, and that is to bring material for mass consumption to the greater audience.

By controlling the content reddit is engaging in a type of censorship that it never did. Now moderators are free to remove articles, videos, and images it deems inappropriate for that particular subreddit even if the article, video or image clearly belong in that subreddit. This practice is happening more, and more each day. In essence reddit is sanitizing itself to the point where it's behaving like a corporate entity like Fox News for instance.

Ah the light goes on, and people are finally getting it. Reddit went from an extraordinary thing based on freedom to a monster that is barely recognizable. Reddit is imploding before are very eyes, and I believe there are people who see the small but evident shift that is occurring.

To defeat the powers to be you use their own system against them. Create subreddits where people are free to post what they want instead of what the moderators want. Reddit has given moderators the power to control content. So you become the other side of that by giving the people (the greater audience) the power to control the content. A moderator in my sbreddit would only serve as a guide, not a tool that removes content it disagrees with. The internet is last great free frontier that powerful people would like nothing more than to control, and reddit is used to do this. Whether people realize or not reddit has become Fox News, MSNBC, CNN, CBS, ABC, all wrapped into one whose soul purpose is to control what people consume.

THE BIGGER PICTURE

I understand a great deal more than you think. I see the subtle but yet crafty changes in the way reddit delivers it's final product.

I used to be a professional fundraiser. I've worked for companies like MDS communications based out Bakersfield, California, and I've worked with Thermal Gard replacement windows as a marketing manager for one of it's call centers in Burlington, Vermont. I was also A CSSR for Adelphia Communications in South Burlington, Vermont. I have an extensive marketing background. I learned from one the best in the Business. A professor in Marketing who once taught at UVM by the name of Bill Baker. This guy used to work for a professional marketing firm in Nashville, Tennessee making $350,000 a year before he became a professor. I used to live with him, and his wife. He took me under his wing as an apprentice of sorts. I learned a great deal from this man. I have a natural gift in finding what people like.

I didn't get 546,640 karma points by being a lousy poster I got them from knowing my audience. Many people on reddit have accused me of being a karma whore for doing so. People upvote my postings because they like it, not because they feel sorry for me. If I'm a karma whore then the people that upvote my material are partly to blame. I have built a relationship with thousands of redditors who upvote my postings on a daily basis, and this is where reddit makes it's mistake by controlling people like me. I know how this works. I've been at it for 14 years. Reddit should be paying me for my services. I not only deliver content but I get the attention of outside news sources, and big blogs who check my profile daily to see what I'm posting. There's only a few thousand of us who drive this site. The rest are along for the ride. The top 20 posters on reddit deserve a little credit for making this place what it is...THE BIGGER PICTURE

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I don't think it's a mental illness, I think it's his job.

If you take the money out of the equation of any job, most people probably look mentally ill. People probably dont realize how much money there is to shilling if you have a proven track record of social manipulation.

A 10% success rate is not a good look on an "influencer."

Only tards here actually care about success rates. His track record shows that he can reliably get something to the front page after a few tries. He's not a typical influencer. His job is to "organically" implant some idea or product into peoples feed. He just got fucked with the whole netflix debacle.

I’m just glad I can turn Reddit into a feed of drama, chapo, and trans porn posts and not have to worry about any of that

The only thing this place has in terms of media value are information journalists can curb for free stories.

Most people use home/all for random shit and that guy can't even hit r/all , much less mod any actual subreddit people go to.

Dude I shitpost on here and on sports subs and don't give a shit about karma and got over 130,000 karma. If I was trying to post low tier feel good content like him all day everyday it would be in the millions, literally everyone would if they were as degenerate as him.

He just got fucked with the whole netflix debacle.

What happened here?

I've had the guy tagged as a reposter for about five years now and I never see him on the subs I visit. How is he not instantly ignored by everyone at this point?

What if I told you that there are actually people who actually stay subscribed to default subreddits? Imagine a literal front page with /r/pics , /r/politics, /r/funny and /r/relationshipadvice. Shudder

I know Kung Boob.

/r/dataisMEAN ... /r/dataisbeautiful ...

wait.

Is anyone actually pro-gallowbobbbb? If he's gay I'll stop referring to him as a shitposter because it could fuck up gay people's lives. I actually didn't realize how much he shitposted.

Honestly, I'm enamored. At least he gets fucking paid for it.

🔦🔥🥢

Torch the bougie cunt.

Holy shit, that's just pathetic. Not just the amount of deleted posts but the overall amount of posts itself. Fucker has no life other than post garbage on an internet forum. Sad!

It's literally his job. Probably no big deal to make 70 posts a day if it's your 9-5

I would honestly just kill myself at that point

This but unironically.

I am unpaid autist and it’s honestly not that bad.

But you aren’t of the Turbo variety, which is just fine in my book.

posts in /r/drama

yeah about that

Some, I assume, are good people.

Either that's GB or somebody that really wants his Britbong peepee.

Sidenote, where does the 100k he apparently makes per year come from? Is it just from Netflix posts orr?

Still not sure

So it turns out he was a landscape architect and quit his actual real job to do online nonsense.

“I am not really religious at all (my family is Christian) and I believe that the better state of things is raw, meaning nature is optimal when unhindered,” Allam told me. “Meaning, to come pitch the ‘best possible landscape design idea’ when I believe that the actual best design is leaving the land untouched to its primal state of natural regeneration. That doesn't fly at all when you're trying to sell multi-million [pounds sterling] worth of planning designs.”

So basically he quit his job because he's a dumb hippie. Chances are he got into that because his dad did it.

And now he's a UNILAD exec, which is still a thing apparently.

no wonder he has no problem stealing content. you, like, can't OWN ideas, maaaaan

UNILAD is bankrupt. Has been since October

Oh hmm, maybe he moved onto something else?

I don’t know what the 2 recent things mean at all

hahaha you mean a company that provides nothing of value actually went bankrupt? that's a first

Be is NOT Britbong. He is a swarthy gross Mesopotamiancel.

Paid to post but not a shill.

What's the money for? 🤔🤔🤔

I’ve heard that before, but who would pay him and why? What would they get out of it? It’s just mostly random reposts.

He’s probably not paid for every post but some for sure. If I had a product I want advertised, I might pay someone to get it to the front page for tons of views. That is/was his specialty.

He gets paid for other unrelated things (see my other comment)

You can literally look up his LinkedIn, if you’d like

I have never deleted a single post, i think its pussy shit to not own your retardation.

I've downvoted my own posts before when I was proven wrong. Fuck it. Who cares?

I don't think reddit actually lets you do that, though. I mean, visually it changes your vote but your points total and the comment/post score doesn't change.

Dude just needs to #learnToCode

I wonder how much he actually makes to do this.

I can't imagine being a reddittor as a literal career. How GBoob doesn't just off himself after he looks in the mirror and realizes his entire existence revolves around reposting twitter screenshots and Facebook videos is beyond me.

If he does off himself this sub gets all the credit lol

That’s neat!

$$$

Imagine being the least productive member of society, a telemarketer for example. Then realize that gallowboob is even less productive.

telemarketer

I think they're all robots now.

Eh, I wouldn't mind

Just imagine all the quality content we're missing out on. I wonder what Starbucks', Sony's, and Applebee's new corporate logos look like?

"deleted" in blue and "kept" in orange with crosses? That is fucked.

Yes, I didn't make it, just stole it like a good redditor.

Submit it to /r/DataIsBeautiful any way.

Omg please, think of the absolute shitstorm it would cause

I tried posting to r/dataisbeautiful but I need the original source 😥.

They can meanping there >:(

Fuckin' goob lite over here.

Eh, doesn't this guy claim to have two other "proper jobs" too?

If he's managing 70 posts a day, then that's a post every 6 minutes if he's doing it via a 7 hour work day.

Even if he's not doing it during working hours, and is doing it 16 hours a day (8 for sleep) - that's an average of a post every 14 minutes.

He's got to be automating this pretty heavily.. I mean, no one is that pathetic surely?

He also contacts the media when things go south to get his narrative out there. Check out the Netflix fiasco thing on his profile. LOL

He also power mods too.

I can barely bathe eat sleep and work in a day, this dude is RedditInc IRL.

1 post every 6 minutes? Either he’s automating or more than 1 people have access to his account.

I would guess most of those 70 posts are the same image reposted to a dozen different subs, or even the same sub a few hours apart, and then he deletes the ones that didn't take off. 70 is definitely reasonable for a full-time job.

70? More like 90 or 100

MEIN POSTS

Biggest fucking loser on reddit. Should be banned.

Spez would never ban his prize pig.

*free cow

/u/spez, more like u.Spasticfuckingautist

Plot Twist: spez IS Fallow_Goob

He’s gotten the previous Chad_von_Cisberg banned. LITTLE DID HE KNOW I WOULD COME BACK STRONGER THAN EVER

As a count? 😂😂😂

I did it genuinely because I expected this account to be banned too. My next incarnations will be as a duke, king, emperor, then as the god emperor chad von cisberg. I’ve had Like 4 accounts banned already so I just prepare for the future

That guy has no life

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I fucking love you guys

Lol

gb is a legend if he gets paid to just shitpost

Thank you for doing this. I have cross-posted this to DataIsBeautiful subreddit. Cheers!

This is good information about how reddit power-users, paid shills and agenda posters work. I think it's worth sharing to a wider audience as it will help educate Reddit's userbase.

It would be interesting to see the time of when he posts content. I'm sure there is a correlation between time of day and which posts go to the front page.

I've been looking, there are very informative posts that I've come across stating the time of day and location in the world, but can't find it for shit. There are snoop websites that pull the info of a user and their activity times, averages, yadda yadda.

Here are his most active hours.

One time I saw he posted something thay didn't gain traction, and then I checked his profile but then he deleted it....it was gone from his page. So I posted the same pic in the same subreddit.

He sent me a private message saying "oi. Stop it" and then I got banned from that subreddit a few days later

If only we could fuck with him, as users, in that way.

Your downvotes will never overcome his upvote bot army.

What, he doesn't like his stolen content stolen?

Definitely a Russian disinfo bot.

Holy shit this dude has serious issues.

Gallowboob is Karmanaut all over again

How the fuck do you even make money as a redditor

He gets paid to spread a political narrative and funneling people to leftist twitter accounts.

All I know is that he has the flat ass of a Chinese schoolgirl with bulimia.

This looks like a classic gb steal and post trap. The sweet sweet internet points might be hard to pass up but on the other hand it'll out him to the 4 redditors that don't know he's retarded. Maybe a few reposts and a few deletes to test the waters? We got em boys

umm ya'll cant behave so im locking this

Who is this? gallowtit?

I wonder what he would think if he saw this?

uj/ u/Gallowboob is the embodiment of everything wrong about this website. It’s insane that admins refuse to shitcan him...

The OP of that fancy chart never indicated just who the subject was. It's meant to reflect an example of a 'power user', and there are many to choose from. You can work out who it is by referring to the dates/# of posts, and comparing them to the general 'kept' of who you might have in mind.

tl;dr - Probably /Gallowtits

Thank you Sherlock Holmes for solving this inscrutable mystery

Tip-top.. cheerio!

On second thought let's just delete this conversation and repost it at 8 AM EST and reap in the karma

Thanks for reminding me to block him.

I really wonder how much this guy makes doing this. I mean this chinese guy will get your post to the front page for $50. https://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/reddit-upvote-downvotes-front-page-service.1074949/

Upvotes ain't free. Reddit shalt be covered with the spilled blood-sauce of janitors and their slayered hotpockets. Gallowboob is not my friend, he is a basement dweller and maybe a ftm tranny aswell.