You are seemingly intelligent enough to think of a witty Reddit name and even put a little clever flair next to it, yet this escapes you? Sweaty, go to an evening class or something....
Don't think a guy that retarded was just looking for advice lol. He was probably just looking for people to agree with him or he was just baiting, either way, he fully deserves their contempt.
Oh you can tell by his edits he's a brick wall. It's such a tight story too. The daughter is literally as perfect as you could hope a person to be and he is simply firm and old-fashioned in his ways.
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little privileged scum? I'll have you know I'm on full financial aid here and have been involved in numerous brutal attacks by the KKK for being a pansexual, and I have over 300 confirmed fathers and mothers. I am trained in noticing sarcastic privilege response and I'm the top peer responder in all of Ask! Alice. You are nothing to me but just another snide reddit neckbeard with a fedora. I will make you check your privilege with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with sprouting snide meta-sarcasm to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of trans-queer-asexual allies across the columbia campus and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, cis scum. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little bubble you call your 'enlightened life'. You're fucking ruined, brave atheist. I can check your privilege anywhere, anytime, in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my raw knowledge. Not only am I extensively trained in checking privilege , I have access to the entire arsenal of the Barnard Library and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable cis scum ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your snide little meta-ironical comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, heteronormative white male.
The OP of this post spends all day posting in subreddits dedicated to Teen Mom. A terrifying glimpse into the life of the kind of person who spends time "totally epic roasting the incels" on reddit.
Hadn't cum since Saturday but this morning I finally gave in and jerked off. It was a bit of a quickie so I was thick and copious, it reminded me a bit of coconut jelly. I did taste a bit, not bad but I hate that taste that gets stuck in the back of your throat, I don't do that too often.
Thing is, haven't had any dreams, sexual or otherwise. Or at least I haven't remembered any dreams for a while. Have woken up hard a few times but so far I've ignored it.
It has been years since I've had a wet dream, tbh. I do masturbate a lot. Well, I used to.
My pc went down a few months ago so it's been just my fone and me. I really find it hard to jock ( my term for masturbation) to my fone. I used to just pelt a jock in work, lock d door an so on. But I haven't done it at work cause this week the Wi-Fi was down at work.
Which meant, in addition to not being able to dl my shows, I also had no access to porn.
Still, no wet dreams. I miss those.
When i was backpacking in Kathmandu in Nepal, i checked in this hostel called Shantipur Kathmandu Hotel. I stayed there for 3 nights i think, and i remembered it all started the last night before i departed for Kuala Lumpar. That night after i finished wandering around and having dinner, i went back to hostel and headed for my room, which is like a 8 or 16 bed dorm. I was given a bed of upper bunk, and when i opened the door and headed back to my bed, i noticed there is a pink panty hung in front of the lower bunk, which belongs to a girl checking in maybe one day later then me. I admitted, it aroused me just at a simple glance, for the reason i haven't been masterbating for nearly 3 weeks since i traveled. When i was gettng changed and about to get to my bed, i peeked at the girl, who is not extremely pretty but is also not bad and more than enough for me just now, for the whole time. After i hopped onto my bed, i couldn't stop thinking about it, so i keep observing the girl and her panty. After about half an hour maybe, i heard that some other guy was suggesting to go to a local movie and was inviting others. "God helps me !!!" I thought. So then some of my roomates decided to go to movies and some of them decided to go to bar first (there is a bar on the rooftop of the hostel which is kinda cool !!!). Ten minutes after,most of my roomates left, including the panty girl. There are only about 1 or 2 roomates left and they didnt seem to notice me (they are kinda far from me, my bed is on the corner of the room). Now i know its my only chance, so i carefully grab the panty while making sure others werent looking at me. IT WAS WET, my hand felt it. Then i expectedly put it close to my nose to sniff it... to my disappointment, it was the sweet smell of soap or body wash. Of course, she wouldn't hang it there unless it's washed. But even though, it couldn't stop the excitement of first time trying something dirty like this and the erection of my hard penis. After sniffing it, i tasted it a little bit, then i wearing it on. I could clearly see my big glan touching against the silky surface of this sexy pink panty along with some precum coming out of it, and it makes my dick even harder. I then starting the most important part-masterbating. I wrapped the part of panty which has direct contact with pussy around my glan, and wrapped the other part around rest of my dick and balls. I STARTED GRINDING MY DICK HARDLY ON THE PANTY. I could feel the silky touch of the sexy panty back and forth on my glan; my dick could have secondhand contact with the whore's pussy through the complete wrapping of my cock; I cound imagine the face of japanese pornstar on the screen of my smartphone as the whore's face. FINALLY, I CAME TO ORGASM. It came so fast and strong that i could barely contain my cum. I not only cummed all over the whore's panty but some of it shot through the silky material and split over the bedsheet. I watched my cum sprayed like a small fountain for about 15 to 20 seconds until it came to an end then i stop stroking my dick. At this moment, all i could feel is gratitude and satisfaction...
But then i realized i need to clean it up before others came back. I took the panty off my dick, and used my hand to smear the cum evenly from the pussy part of panty to any other part of panty to make sure there was no white-fluid-like look on it. I then carefully hung it back to her bed and cleaned my bed and dick up.
The next time i saw the panty girl was the next morning when she was sleeping, i guess they hanged out very late last night. It seemed like the panty was hung there the way just like last night. I then packed up my bag for leaving while everybody else was still sleeping. Before i left, i grab the sexy pink panty up for one last look and then sniffed it closely once again, only this time...POOF, its smell was so wonderful. A perfect blend between the sweet smell of body wash and the stinky fishy rustic smell of nourishment of my offsprings. How excited to think about the scene when she received the most sincere souvenir-moisturization and fertilization of spermatozoa coming from a hostel roomate!!!
(althought it can't possibly happen,becaz until then the cum is dry and the sperm is dead :( )
whenever someone is clearly doing a troll post you will get one of the mods or just some jackass saying "LMAO THIS IS BAIT!! HA HA HA" like they are in on the joke.
imagine you are watching a movie and some asshole yells out spoilers. it ruins the total performance. just shut the fuck up, like a good retard, and enjoy the show. dont be such an idiot and scream like you and the writers are on the same level because you are not. it is art.
i have literally seen countless posts where bait is ruined because some faggot points out it is bait so they can feel internet savvy. i am actually very angry.
This is ten percent bait
Twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure
Fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to be 16 again
How could you not read that as bait? The author randomly makes sure to mention he's a ~Good Christian~ that makes sure his heretic athiest daughter still comes to church and also that she is not allowed to leave his side in the store and people still take the bait hook, line and sinker lmao.
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1 VidiotGamer 2019-02-07
haha, he baited the soy so hard it spontaneously frothed into a latte.
1 shaneoffline 2019-02-07
I love the crass, indignant immaturity of the top response. If this guy actually was looking for it's the quickest clue to look elsewhere.
1 ASHLEE001 2019-02-07
Don't think a guy that retarded was just looking for advice lol. He was probably just looking for people to agree with him or he was just baiting, either way, he fully deserves their contempt.
1 shaneoffline 2019-02-07
Oh you can tell by his edits he's a brick wall. It's such a tight story too. The daughter is literally as perfect as you could hope a person to be and he is simply firm and old-fashioned in his ways.
Gotta put my chips on bait.
1 ASHLEE001 2019-02-07
Also the fact that he mentions that his boys could date at 16 while his daughter cannot. It's just perfectly crafted for that sub imo
1 BCUOSPSEY 2019-02-07
14 why are all the Ashlee’s that spell their name like that illiterate cum dumpsters?
1 ASHLEE001 2019-02-07
Imagine reading linked posts completely and not forming your opinions from the comments. Jfl @ u 😂🤣
Also stop being such a seething cryposting faggot 🙄
1 BCUOSPSEY 2019-02-07
That’s a lot of cope wow
1 ASHLEE001 2019-02-07
>no u
Thank you bcuospsey, very cool!
1 BCUOSPSEY 2019-02-07
You did that to yourself when you called me a seething cryposting faggot while in the middle of a seething crypost
1 ASHLEE001 2019-02-07
>no u2
😂🤣👌👏🤭
1 coconut-daddy 2019-02-07
Zoinks somebodies hurt
1 ASHLEE001 2019-02-07
😏
1 BCUOSPSEY 2019-02-07
Very stable behavior
1 butwhydoesreddit 2019-02-07
> shoplifter
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> literally as perfect as you could hope a person to be
1 shaneoffline 2019-02-07
Right, she has human flaws. She's not too perfect to the point of cluing you off that its bait.
1 shaneoffline 2019-02-07
Right, she has flaws and has made mistakes. She's not too perfect to the point of cluing you off that it's bait.
1 Ultrashitposter 2019-02-07
nah, he deserves praise for that
1 ASHLEE001 2019-02-07
based and dramapilled 👌💯
1 Van-Diemen 2019-02-07
I didn't think there was a worse place for advice on the internet than /r/relationships
1 sendmethrow 2019-02-07
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
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1 DORIFTU_KINGU 2019-02-07
*hits pipe*
1 FlingSpend 2019-02-07
based samewise poster
1 aalamb 2019-02-07
😂😂😂
1 _-ctrl-_ 2019-02-07
It’s gotten to point where I feel like I could post the navy seal copypasta and get posted to /r/iamverybadass or whatever
1 CPT_Clarnence 2019-02-07
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little privileged scum? I'll have you know I'm on full financial aid here and have been involved in numerous brutal attacks by the KKK for being a pansexual, and I have over 300 confirmed fathers and mothers. I am trained in noticing sarcastic privilege response and I'm the top peer responder in all of Ask! Alice. You are nothing to me but just another snide reddit neckbeard with a fedora. I will make you check your privilege with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with sprouting snide meta-sarcasm to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of trans-queer-asexual allies across the columbia campus and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, cis scum. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little bubble you call your 'enlightened life'. You're fucking ruined, brave atheist. I can check your privilege anywhere, anytime, in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my raw knowledge. Not only am I extensively trained in checking privilege , I have access to the entire arsenal of the Barnard Library and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable cis scum ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your snide little meta-ironical comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, heteronormative white male.
1 LongPostBot 2019-02-07
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1 CPT_Clarnence 2019-02-07
Fuck off, cuckbot
1 InboxMeYourButthole 2019-02-07
Wil Wheaton, self-styled god of nerds, reported someone on twitter to the police for threats of violence after they sent him the Navy Seals copypasta.
So yeah, it could happen.
1 ReddneckwithaD 2019-02-07
First Inceltears, now this. At some point it stops being dry criticism, and turns into over compensating
1 MostRadicalCentrist 2019-02-07
This is pasta you dumb fucks
1 InboxMeYourButthole 2019-02-07
The OP of this post spends all day posting in subreddits dedicated to Teen Mom. A terrifying glimpse into the life of the kind of person who spends time "totally epic roasting the incels" on reddit.
1 kinkyguccis 2019-02-07
What the fuck is wrong with you. You literally dont understand humans don't you, you selfish cunt.
1 Justinat0r 2019-02-07
Reeeeeeeeeeeee
1 ExilesReturn 2019-02-07
Welcome to r/Drama new friend. Enjoy your stay.
1 cheers_grills 2019-02-07
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
1 CPT_Clarnence 2019-02-07
When i was backpacking in Kathmandu in Nepal, i checked in this hostel called Shantipur Kathmandu Hotel. I stayed there for 3 nights i think, and i remembered it all started the last night before i departed for Kuala Lumpar. That night after i finished wandering around and having dinner, i went back to hostel and headed for my room, which is like a 8 or 16 bed dorm. I was given a bed of upper bunk, and when i opened the door and headed back to my bed, i noticed there is a pink panty hung in front of the lower bunk, which belongs to a girl checking in maybe one day later then me. I admitted, it aroused me just at a simple glance, for the reason i haven't been masterbating for nearly 3 weeks since i traveled. When i was gettng changed and about to get to my bed, i peeked at the girl, who is not extremely pretty but is also not bad and more than enough for me just now, for the whole time. After i hopped onto my bed, i couldn't stop thinking about it, so i keep observing the girl and her panty. After about half an hour maybe, i heard that some other guy was suggesting to go to a local movie and was inviting others. "God helps me !!!" I thought. So then some of my roomates decided to go to movies and some of them decided to go to bar first (there is a bar on the rooftop of the hostel which is kinda cool !!!). Ten minutes after,most of my roomates left, including the panty girl. There are only about 1 or 2 roomates left and they didnt seem to notice me (they are kinda far from me, my bed is on the corner of the room). Now i know its my only chance, so i carefully grab the panty while making sure others werent looking at me. IT WAS WET, my hand felt it. Then i expectedly put it close to my nose to sniff it... to my disappointment, it was the sweet smell of soap or body wash. Of course, she wouldn't hang it there unless it's washed. But even though, it couldn't stop the excitement of first time trying something dirty like this and the erection of my hard penis. After sniffing it, i tasted it a little bit, then i wearing it on. I could clearly see my big glan touching against the silky surface of this sexy pink panty along with some precum coming out of it, and it makes my dick even harder. I then starting the most important part-masterbating. I wrapped the part of panty which has direct contact with pussy around my glan, and wrapped the other part around rest of my dick and balls. I STARTED GRINDING MY DICK HARDLY ON THE PANTY. I could feel the silky touch of the sexy panty back and forth on my glan; my dick could have secondhand contact with the whore's pussy through the complete wrapping of my cock; I cound imagine the face of japanese pornstar on the screen of my smartphone as the whore's face. FINALLY, I CAME TO ORGASM. It came so fast and strong that i could barely contain my cum. I not only cummed all over the whore's panty but some of it shot through the silky material and split over the bedsheet. I watched my cum sprayed like a small fountain for about 15 to 20 seconds until it came to an end then i stop stroking my dick. At this moment, all i could feel is gratitude and satisfaction...
But then i realized i need to clean it up before others came back. I took the panty off my dick, and used my hand to smear the cum evenly from the pussy part of panty to any other part of panty to make sure there was no white-fluid-like look on it. I then carefully hung it back to her bed and cleaned my bed and dick up.
The next time i saw the panty girl was the next morning when she was sleeping, i guess they hanged out very late last night. It seemed like the panty was hung there the way just like last night. I then packed up my bag for leaving while everybody else was still sleeping. Before i left, i grab the sexy pink panty up for one last look and then sniffed it closely once again, only this time...POOF, its smell was so wonderful. A perfect blend between the sweet smell of body wash and the stinky fishy rustic smell of nourishment of my offsprings. How excited to think about the scene when she received the most sincere souvenir-moisturization and fertilization of spermatozoa coming from a hostel roomate!!!
(althought it can't possibly happen,becaz until then the cum is dry and the sperm is dead :( )
1 LongPostBot 2019-02-07
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1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-02-07
There it is. I was hoping someone would post this.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-02-07
Obvious Bait: The Subreddit
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-02-07
whenever someone is clearly doing a troll post you will get one of the mods or just some jackass saying "LMAO THIS IS BAIT!! HA HA HA" like they are in on the joke.
imagine you are watching a movie and some asshole yells out spoilers. it ruins the total performance. just shut the fuck up, like a good retard, and enjoy the show. dont be such an idiot and scream like you and the writers are on the same level because you are not. it is art.
i have literally seen countless posts where bait is ruined because some faggot points out it is bait so they can feel internet savvy. i am actually very angry.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-02-07
Pointing out the movie is a farce isn't spoilers. It's pointing out how much the people in the audience clapping are retards, something I enjoy.
1 _-ctrl-_ 2019-02-07
>the absolute lack of self-awareness
1 cochnbahls 2019-02-07
99% bait. 1% it is the daughter posting to feel validated in her anger.
1 REDDIT_IN_MOTION 2019-02-07
This is ten percent bait Twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure Fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to be 16 again
1 cochnbahls 2019-02-07
Math checks out
1 SSBB08 2019-02-07
How could you not read that as bait? The author randomly makes sure to mention he's a ~Good Christian~ that makes sure his heretic athiest daughter still comes to church and also that she is not allowed to leave his side in the store and people still take the bait hook, line and sinker lmao.
1 orangetato 2019-02-07
That place is so prime for even the worst baits
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-02-07
All women are children so NTA
1 Think_Once 2019-02-07
That's why all men that have sex with women end up in jail for child rape.
1 BCUOSPSEY 2019-02-07
You have rules for your children?!?!?
1 UBIisLazy 2019-02-07
What's the point of raising a daughter if somebody ain't gonna get to fuck her in her prime?
1 tHeSiD 2019-02-07
You he was gonna get called an Asshole immediately after the first paragraph about God and shit, rest of the post was immaterial.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-07
AITA for adhering scrticly to the old Southern adage "no one's fucking my daughter but me"?