I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her

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I broke her phone when she tried to grab it from me. Her parents threatened to call the police on me. I left with my son.

I left with my son.

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Shame on your toxic ways reddit. No, Netflix didn’t pay me and no I never got paid to post on reddit or rather accepted to post sponsored posts. But it’s heart breaking to see the amount of toxicity and threats you’re willing to spew at someone for using this platform as a 4 year old hobby now. Say what you will, we’re all on here together being bored and killing time.

Some of us enjoy lurking. Some enjoy shitposting. Others moderating. And sadly some enjoy toxic harassment without reason or proof.

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y'all aren't hurting my feeling

Said through a veil of salty baby fragile-black-woman tears, lmbo

Face it, if you weren't terminally asshurt you wouldn't need to go looking for "r/drama but nobody there will say anything mean about ME"

I suck it up and deal with a dozen mayocide jokes a day, you can suck it up and deal with someone occasionally pointing out that if black lives mattered your people wouldn't be murdering each other like a hundred times more often than any other race.

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Who's alt is this, xhotwheels is this you? Low effort you cuckalophagus

Fake. Look at those edits.

META EDIT: I have a 5-6 inch cock :(. Guess she wasn't satisfied.

Deserves it, tbh.

His crime is not the 5 inches of penis he has, but the fact that one of those inches penetrated her vagina. In addition to being gross, weird and perverted (gussy 🤢🤮), it resulted in him having children (maybe).

Hope he has a scooper or else them babies just ain't his.

5 inches

He deserved everything he got. Probably a male feminist, that's why he breaks women's property.