I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.

You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.

Snapshots:

1. This Post - archive.org, megalodon.jp, removeddit.com, archive.is

^{I am a bot. (Info / Contact)}

Cuck wars man babies or permavirgin capeshitters.

If you spend ~$2k on a toy, you deserve to have it stolen by a child who will likely gain more enjoyment from it than you will while you desperately waddle around, fawning over it and simultaneously seeking-a-buyer-and-never-selling-it.

It’ll be sold in a yard sale by your mom for $5 anyway when you die at 32.

15 year old stole it to sell.

Why did he take it out of the packaging? At 15 years old, you've gotta be smarter than that.

He's a 15 year old burger.

Poor thing.

He probably ate the box. He thought it was a happy meal.

Tide pod.

he's probably white, dont pity him

At 15 years old, you've gotta be smarter than that

Bitch, have you been around this site much? Have you visited r/politicalhumor ? Do you not see how fucking retarded people are who are in their 30's and should know better?

Imagine believing anything posted in r/legaladvice is real.

Sounds like a smart kid to me. Why does the parent apologize? The guy(and I'm using this term loosely here) should've used this opportunity to accept the reality check that getting worked up over toys isnt worth it.

implying the thief will be any smarter. He'd be dead from fentanyl in a week

He’s not smart

He stole something after everyone knowing he was near the item

He took a collectible toy out of the package to sell

He left traceable evidence showing it was planned

He’s an idiot

He took a collectible toy out of the package to sell

o no! collectorfags rise up!

Lol I’m just saying if you’re planning on selling it for money taking it out of the package is stupid

I know, I'm just venting a bit. Its friday night, and I'm alone with my sonic the hedgehog fanfiction and a pissbottle thats dangerously close to overflowing

whatcha reading?

i've been into dbz fic recently, this one really did it for me

The absolute madman.

Should have had it locked up not just laying around where some idiot kid could just walk off with it imo

It might not have occurred to him that his own family would rip him off.

That lesson I learned in like kindergarten. Grams hustled me at pool for like my only10 bucks and was super proud of it lol

He has a brother, I can't imagine he didn't learn that growing up.

^ living proof for pro choice

Bonus drama in the bestoflegaladvice thread where everyone acts like being a grown-ass man who collects Star Wars dolls is a legitimate life choice

as you sweat over your keyboard lmao

Imagine using desktop Reddit 😂😂😂

Imagine being too poor to own a computer

Cope from geriatriccel

Who is your carrier, Boost Mobile incellular?

It's okay that you can't see the tiny letters and your fine motor skills aren't very fine anymore. You'll croak soon

I've learned a lot during my time on this earth, chiefly this:

Life is short.

Too short to go through it on Reddit Mobile

life's too short

Literally has to sit down at home in one place to use Reddit

Desktop users are lower IQ than mobile users using desktop version

Using ease of access for Reddit as a legit point for quality of life

kys

literally having nothing else in your life so you have time to sit down at a computer to oldpost after your mid-afternoon nap

I'd say the same to you but you probably only have a few more years

Nah I'm going to live forever off your taxes

How does it feel knowing I'm using your money to get boner pills

As long as I'm helping the less fortunate, or in your case the unfortunate, I'm good

it's over for cellcels

Some of use desktop reddit on our phones tyvm

Holy shit. I didn't even consider the negative IQ users

Rookie mistake

When IQ goes negative does it just wrap around to actually being genius?

Horseshoe theory strikes again!

Tbh it was the best way to admire the gay porn sidebar we had during Christmas

um try again sweaty

oh man this just gets better, keep replying dude

I read really deep into this thread, and I found a post by a chick who says she cries about her sister because said sister is a shy nerd who wants to date but has no idea how.

Went on her profile, and she's an /r/IncelTears poster.

Absolute state of foids.

I don’t see that post...

https://www.reddit.com/r/bestoflegaladvice/comments/aoid7e/update_to_the_boba_fett_figure_son_stole_it_to/eg155sw/

Maybe her sister posts on /r/trufemcels.Two ledditors in their own worlds, like ships passing in the night.

I on the other hand have dated a lot throughout the years, found the man I love, and am looking forward to our future with beautiful children and beachfront vacations, etc.

Translation: I was a slut and am settling for a provider and we will get massively into debt so I can have a shallow, Instagrammable life.

If they have the money to buy those figures, they are probably better off than most people in /r/drama

What are you on about? Technically we're the richest subreddit.

I see you've never met someone who collects this kind of shit. Picture less pristine mancave with toys professionally lit on expensive shelves in a nice house, and more funkopop boxes stacked on a wobbly IKEA shelf covered in dust and sadness in a run down apartment that reeks of dried cum and cat piss.

My wife's brother and his friends are "serious" collectors who invest all they have into this garbage and not one of them clears $60k.

I'm a bit of a collector and I usually pride myself on my clean and minimalist living quarters. Then again, I am also a girl, so I tend to be more clean by nature.

DivinePrince2

girl

The short answer is "a massive amount of rationalisation and egotism". The guy's broke enough to not have $2000, and he's spent that money on his offspring who has turned out to be essentially a criminal.

jesus christ everyone on this fucking website is always overly dramatic.

It could be a jar of fucking farts, if someone was willing to pay me $2000 for it and your cumgrowth knocked it over I'd be out for blood, too

my wife found a conversation he had with a friend he has over the internet. It turns out my son stole the figure to sell. He had googled it while we were at my brothers house and found out how much it was worth and bragged to a friend that he was going to sell it at a pawn shop.

this is where you present the kid your collection of belts you have collected in the course of your 20ish adult years, and ask him to pick one to be re-educated with.

what’s with mayo parents and not ever bitchslapping their children

Lowering Jaxxon's Fortnite time from four to three hours is abusive enough

you say that as a joke but I’ve actually seen some parents that pull that shit

That can work, but there is an even better way. A switch. Fresh from a tree. Green switches flex and don't snap... make the child pick his own switch -- if the switch isn't big enough, then I'm gonna pick one out.

The emotional torture is far worse than the actual switching.

This is one of the major problems with the millennial crowd and younger today. Not nearly enough PROPER punishment (I don't mean abuse) growing up for things they do/did that they should be punished for, and too much coddling and entitlement.

Take those internet away, limit its usage, and use active and preplanned, pre-warned non-emotional punishment for misdeeds.

Then maybe the children can grow up to be functional reasonable adults instead of the garbage twitter/internet obsessed entitle morons that have been being raised for the last few generations.

I'm not advocating abuse, but proper punishment and limitations.

i think once your kid commits a felony, you need something less subtle

True, but chances are, this child had demonstrated warning signs of being a little shithead and could have and should have been better addressed at an even earlier time.

"My dad's a Redditor; what's he gonna do, downboat me?"

Either the whole thing's fake, or Dad's an effeminate little twink who uses alts for his cuckold subs.

Clearly your parents failed if you're posting in this sub

My dad used to make me pick the switch I'd get my ass beat with. And if my kid did this, he would ha e been picking one out too.

why do people call sticks "switches" in this context?

one

So the nerd gets his money, the little thieving fucker goes to jail, and poor pappa gets to maintain his sense of moral superiority. This is the best possible outcome.

Inshallah, the child will be raped in jail as well. If not, I hope the dad does it himself.

Hopefully he already has been

Tbh I think this is all a lie for the return on apologizing and acting like they gave a shit about the opinions of people who by most comparisons have made terrible life choices and you shouldn’t get advice from them.

I’ve met hookers more put together than the average reddit user.

He's gone from never punishing his shithead kid to throwing the book at him instantly. Kid is gonna get such mood whiplash he'll probably hang himself with the shame.

The dad is still going to end up paying the $2200 once his brother’s insurance sues him for the amount they had to pay out.

That kid... What a chad, redistributing the wealth from his incel uncle so that his own genes can be better off when he chooses to breed.

AOC would be proud.

This is an uncommonly awful post.

Amazing. The part that is even funnier is the legaladvice mod in the comments talking about how "There is no such figurine" - the mods over there larping as lawyers could really use paralegal training.

Maybe I’m wrong, but isn’t the insurance company going to come after him for the $2200 if he goes to the police?

No, it would be the opposite. His renter's insurance covers stolen valuables, but they will only cover it if the policy holder files a police report, to reduce the risk of fraud. If he lies on the police report, not only will the insurance kindly ask for their money back, but he will get in legal trouble.

The dad said that they’ve decided the brother would file a police report and have his insurance cover it. The dumbass dad doesn’t realize he’s going to be sued by the insurance company to recoup the payout to his brother.

Good point

That’s what I thought. He’s planning insurance fraud

The virgin spends $2000 on space capeshit vs the Chad "lol its just a toy, nerd"

Switch capeshit figurines for dragon dildos and read the post again, maybe you'll sympathise with "nerd" now.

What's with this poorfag nonsense, you can't get even half decent automatic ovipositing action with just $2000

You kids these days are pathetic! Have you ever heard of something called an IMAGINATION?

Back when I was a kid we had to find a specific kind of curved cucumber if we wanted something that would hit the spot in a specific way, but now we have a generation of fucking millenials who don't think their 50k realdoll in the shame of a prepubescent anime girl is good enough for them. Absolutely fucking sick of you all. I just hope when the great purge comes you elitist fuckers are FIRST against the wall.

https://preview.redd.it/4egv20obapv11.jpg?auto=webp&s=6fafb865ece80bf01c14adeb6043b4dd82f17991

na /uWhooooooop23 you need to man up and make your son pay up.

Passing the cost to insurance is bullshit. The means society pays for your sons actions through increased insurance costs.

Report your son, then make him cough up like any decent person would

lol wow what do you know. This kid will be a great bottom for Tyrone in jail one day.

This is all nice and good but it's probably written by some basement dweller who doesn't actually have a son or a wife so it's all's well that ends well I guess.