I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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You discovered literal cancer.

Ok, you have to send me proof of your donation or delete your reddit account.

wow thats a really tough decision to make. I'd totally back out of this deal while I still can

Wow it's still going. So this is what 2 retards look like going at it for days.

After further investigation this one is some r/Drama inception stuff. u/GodThisArgument is one of ours. u/llewllew is the alt account of the original lolcow OP u/themagpie36. It's not often that the lolcow decides to walk right into the Dramabarn and post their own milking but that makes OP pretty cool in my book even if he has no clue what this place is or even that he is getting trolled. I thank him and a round of applause is due to all retards involved.

Yeah I posted it myself here but was told to resubmit.

Upon reading the whole conversation I look as big a retard as he is to be honest. Is he a professional troll?

Oh boy someone is getting super desperate...

It's you. I see you backing out of this with every comment.

Backing out of what? What are you talking about man?

Look, you wanted to post a crappy take from a crappy comedian the post failed, and you got annoyed. I called out that it was a crappy take from a crappy comedian and you tried to use "writing a PhD" as a qualification for why he wasn't a crappy comedian.

You then spent four days desperately scrabbling through old school files, passwords, accounts, and webpages trying to find a way to fake proof you were "writing a PhD". What you finally were able to come up with was signing up for pass/fail or late enrollment eligible class with a university with online enrollment, screenshotting that, and claiming that proved you were "writing a PhD".

This is all very simple stuff.

I called out that it was a crappy take from a crappy comedian and you tried to use "writing a PhD" as a qualification for why he wasn't a crappy comedian.

I agree that we disagreed on what constitutes a failed comedian. You didn't say crappy. I like him but fair enough, that's your opinion.

I did't use "writing a PhD" as an excuse for an opinion qualifier. I said

I'm writing my PhD, have nothing better to do with my day while I procrastinate.

In reply to

Personally, I think the dude looking to an effette, failed, British comedian for masculinity advice while he comments on reddit 100 times a day shouldn't throw around a term like "incel".

SO I wasn't trying to sound smart. I was giving you a reason why I am sitting around on reddit all day procrastinating.

You then spent four days

3 days, and I gave you the reason. Forgot about it the first day and spent the second day at my girlfriends house. Said I'd post it as soon as I got back to min in the morning and I did.

What you finally were able to come up with was signing up for pass/fail or late enrollment eligible class with a university with online enrollment, screenshotting that, and claiming that proved you were "writing a PhD".

No, that's literally something you made up just now because you are backing down from paying $5000.

OUT!

OUT!!!

OUT!!!

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Holy shit permalink and submit this someone.

I don't think anyone is getting paid so "professional" is certainly not the way to describe anyone here. "Retarded assholes who like to talk shit and argue with people for no good reason" will suffice.

This is the War and Peace of tard battles

It's a war of attrition now. Whoever gives up first is declared the loser and has to delete their account.

A dramanaut in the wild doing us proud.

Anyone who begrudges Robert Webb (or David Mitchel) is first against the wall!

that fucking title

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Can we mod these two absolute retards?