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I bet the first time Pelosi saw Commie Mommie her panties got moist at youthful vitality. Now she's just working out her plot to steal her life force.

They actually have vials of young Honduran blood sustaining Pelosi. It's why (((they))) keep sending caravans.

Especially the blood of the descendants of the Aztecs, it’s extra potent and a little spicy.

Ooh, new Bloodborne DLC.

Big Dick Gram-Gram dunks on both sides 😎

🤤🤤🤤

Her newfound power is clearly going to her head (Pelosi).

Actual footage of this redditor: 👶

Did you know Pelosi had no power until the SOCIALIST BLUE WAVE of 2018 gave her power? I certainly did because I am a baby and wasnt alive for the last 20 years of Pelosi leading the Democrats in the House.

SOCIALIST

BLUE WAVE

Some people think this makes sense

Once you go left far enough you start to turn purple until you turn as red as your lusty 2D sister after she got caught peaking at you in the shower.

hot, brb jerking off

https://i.imgur.com/uZSwQvE.gif

me_irl

Nine girls and not one ass between them

perfect for the Swiftlodytes

Second from the right has a bit of hips

But still, gussy

Just like Hashem intended

That one chick who went after them has balls though.

she irl

https://gfycat.com/anotherpassionatediplodocus

degenerate

Days without kinkshaming on /r/drama: 0

Everybody likes chocolate ice cream

Huh.

What is going on here?

Stealing gussy

An audience member thought it would be a good idea to just drag one of the performers away. At least that's what my quick googling finds.

Delet.

Yeah thats me. Whats your point? Shes doing all this yass queen slay bullshit instead of legislating which is the reason the boring libs argue she is good. Idk if she should be leaning into the snide bitch persona she has anyway 🤷‍♂️

Commie Mommy's not gonna fuck you, sorry

I’ve lived with my ex for over a year i’m already resigned to being the hermit crab equivalent of a man. I have nothing to lose cept this bitch i already hate which makes me incredibly dangerous 🦇

Well shit, there's nothing I can say at this point that life or you haven't done worse to yourself already. Have you tried not being a sad sack of shit?

Careful Annoys, he is a incredibly dangerous hermit crab.

🦀🔪dot gif

Moving out this Summer, til then I’m on drugs.

🇺🇲AIN'T THAT AMERICA🇺🇲

God bless

Ah the quintessential /r/drama user

Are my poor choices and drugs to blame for my bad life? No, it must be capitalism

Fentacels smh

Is that a fucking moth emoji?

It's a fucking bat

I’ve lived with my ex for over a year

Does she bring guys home and fuck them? Do you listen? You might want to reconsider your living(life) situation.

lmao just become a meth head or something you fucking pussy

this is exactly how i always imagined /r/politics posters

Yeah I am pretty pathetic lmao

Youre welcome to join us as long as you remember to be violently and tyrannically centrist in this shared safe space ty god bless

He's an r/politics poster. Just pair him up with aquouta or whatever

We need some balance recently tbh, additional leftist spergers would help.

Wanna hit this bowl bro

So what you get to hear her fucking other dudes now?

Can you explain the hermit crab metaphor a little bit?

Aw, shit. That sounds sad, bro; even though I would expect as much from someone posting in politics and LateStageCapitalism. You're welcome to unwind in here from time to time. there's enough right wing bashing to keep you entertained.

This guy is definitely either going to game end or he becomes an antifa member to beat up black people who are "race traitors" because they aren't communists.

Seems like you should just get it over with.

Game end yourself.

Your level of loser is off the charts.

Imagine thinking r/drama gives a shit about your sad life story. I’d be sad for you if your own delusion didn’t cause your misery.

How old were you when she passed Obamacare?

You seriously believe her power is "newfound" lmao, are you 12?

Pelosi is a driven woman who smashes her opposition in politics (wish the GOP would have someone like her tbh), AOC is being silly if she thinks she can waltz into DC and make changes.

Having a thought that is not identical to someone else's or agreeing on every single detail ever is not throwing shade.

Translation: it’s only throwing shade if it’s a candidate we dislike

It’s almost as if corpdems know a thing or two about how the economy works.

'it's only because they are in the pocket of millionares and billionares'

some old jewish guy, probably

oy

Buzzzzos is writting for them

some old Jewish guy, probably

Ah, the classic controlled opposition, oldest trick in the book.

Hahahahahahaha imagine the fact that /r/politics at one point tried liking Pelosi.

I kinda like her. Dunking on retards and popular upstarts is a total Chad move. OAC is just lefty Trump without dementia and heart disease.

I mean I unironically like Pelosi as she's a normal functional politician doing normal boring legislative things. That sub is trying to sell her as some meme queen for yassss gurl slay millennials. That's the real joke. I just want a normal boring cog in the wheel and that's what she's doing.

If she’s not good for dramacoin, she’s not getting my vote.

You need a straight man/foil for the high drama politicians to play off of

If any Democrat's going to stand a chance in 2020, he's going to need a homeless running mate.

A candidate with informed drug reform policy (make bath salts cheaper and better) is the only one getting my vote next year.

Vermin Supreme for Veep

2020 he

Lmao get a load of this guy

I don't think AOC has a serious political future. To continue the Trump comparison, she does a great job of broadcasting her shortcomings and stirring shit up. However, she's aligned with the party of infighting and has been doing a good job making enemies on her side of the aisle. If she doesn't change her behavior I suspect that the DNC will prevent her from flying very high.

It'll come down to how good she is at raising $$$ or votes outside of her district. Business of politics tbh.

I suspect that the DNC will prevent her from flying very high.

I think her natural incompetence will probably do that.

Mediocrity has a way of rising to the top. You don't have to be very good at your job to be a career incumbent, you just need to have powerful friends. Commie Mommy is doing a poor job of making the right friends.

One need not look any further than the recently fired ex-Canadian ambassador to Canada. He was an established incumbent idiot who was handed (at the time) an easy job and he managed to cause plenty of damage in the span of a single week.

They'll still make a movie out of her in like 40 years.

She'll still be in the House of Representatives in 40 years.

I'm still goin off the assumption that some sad sack congressman from a flyover state will make a Harvey Milk out of her.

OwO notices ur milky commie mommy comment

She actually probably will wind up a career incumbent, but very much in the Bernie Sanders mold - a career politician from Brooklyn who espouses socialism and never passes any legislation.

You're sort of retarded if you think she doesn't have a serious political future. Behold, a young politician with really high district approval ratings. Like, she gonna get reelected and move up with time and experience.

He opponent in the primary also had a really high approval rating. Anyone can lose a race.

How old are you and how many predictable elections have you missed you absolute zoomer?

She already has an approval rating?

Rasmussen: HMC

Though just one-in-three voters have a favorable opinion of freshman Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, if she were old enough to run for president in 2020, she’d give President Trump a run for his money.

A new Rasmussen Reports national telephone and online survey finds that, if the 2020 presidential race was between Trump and Ocasio-Cortez, 43% of Likely U.S. Voters would vote for Trump, while 40% would vote for Ocasio-Cortez. A sizable 17% are undecided. (To see survey question wording, click here.)

Wait, how would she give him a run for his money? That poll shows him winning the popular vote

I think they mean it would be competitive. Also, Rasmussen Reports is Rasmussen Retarded

It would be competitive, but even still it would be the largest margin of victory in the popular vote for a Republican in 32 years

It's also constitutionally impossible!

You're sort of retarded if you think she doesn't have a serious political future. Behold, a young politician with really high district approval ratings.

What does that even mean? Her district is like 90% Democrat. You could find an inbred hillbilly from Arkansas with high district approval ratings simply because everyone there votes Republican.

If she doesn't change her behavior I suspect that the DNC will prevent her from flying very high.

She prevent herself from doing so. As the more she yelps like a little dog that no one likes hearing the more people grow tired of her.

I predict they will give her a nominally important position and hype her up ("See? We're the party of the young working class?! You won't see hot latinas in the Republican party!"), but she won't be given any real power because she's nuts.

won't be given any real power because she's nuts.

Giving her a seat on the House Financial Services Committee even made my asshole twitch tbh

Broke: Give AOC House FEC seat

Woke: Give AOC Federal Reserve chair

Wokest

Ted cruz is a hot latina

Um, You mean latinx, you bigot. Yikes

This is literally what she's for though, moving the party. This is how change happens and, since this is drama and i don't want to seriouspost, you're retarded.

This is literally what she's for though, moving the party. This is how change happens

MyNeoLibDemFW

You got it backwards, the party uses propaganda to move the overton window, they don't just let some retard hijack it from them.

oh i didn't mean the party planned it.

do any of us really have a future tho?? 🤔

I don't think so buddy. Have you read the green deal? She's absolutely delusional and any person can see that.

I don't think AOC has a serious political future.

She and her DSA buddies literally "declared war" on the centrist Democrats yesterday, so she's making friends already.

lefty Trump without dementia and heart disease.

We so sure about that?

AOC is just lefty Trump

On both sides.On both sides.

They tried liking her when she made it a rule she has to sign off on all proposals the day after this Green Deal thingvwas announced. She didn’t even read it and knew it was stupid.

YASS SLAY KWEEN

Rich old white ladies like Nacy are the future of the Democratic party now.

It's over for young minoritycels

why do journalists want politicians to be cool so badly

they arent cool

hoow do you feel about journalists being hip with puttin in the title "threw some serious shade"? are you ready to "clap back"?

"Politician X trolls Politician Y on Twitter!"

Anyone who unironically says "clap back" deserves an all expenses paid trip to the gallows.

👏Clap👏back👏

deserves an all expenses paid trip

I only read this far, what'd I win? Is it to Tahiti?

tahiti deez nuts 😎

Just step into this helicopter, sir . . . .

Milton Friedman is a hack

And yet you'll take the UBI

I prefer NIT tbh

Ahhh, a man of superior taste

Why do you hate the global poors ?

Why would you not?

Because global poors are not mayos.

They're the mayos of brown people.

Still not mayo tho. We need to prioritize if we want mayocide to succeed.

Because they're poor, duh

Fair enough.

And I thought clapping meant killing until these journos started using it like that.

Or at least The Clap

Its the people who want politics to be aesthetics and entertainment. Journalists just sell them what they want.

Journalists these days either have an underlying agenda with everything they report or they want to be part of the club, and turning politicians into pinups is the easy way to do it. Look at how AOC is covered, or Beto O'Rourke, or Bernie, or Obama in '08, or even Bill Clinton in 1992. I'm sure there are others on the R side too who get the rockstar coverage but I can't think of any offhand. Also, journalists tend to lean toward the D side.

because a lot of their readers think politicians are supposed to be cool.

If Bill Clinton never played the sax we'd be exploring the galaxy by now

I'd like to nominate Pelosi for the official r/drama endorsement pls

I don't like it when my my mommies argue 😢

Don't worry, daddy will fix it

Y-y-you pwomise?

Oh I love when they fight with each-other

each other is two separate words brother

Ecchi otter OwO

fuckkkkkkk

Can I say this.

I'm annoyed by the fact that I live in the time line when a new organization is trying to do kid talk with "throw shade." It comes off as so unprofessional and slovenly and junky. Just trash journalism.

You can do a more professional and fucking serious headline:

"Pelosi flippant on Cortez proposal"

"AOC House Resolution seemingly dismissed by Pelosi in recent comments"

I mean jesus fucking christ can we be fucking professional.

“Redditor low-key deadass salty about modern journalism”

Hey! Kid! I'm not finna be mad 'bout being roasted uh yo!

Emz iz sayin dat how you gonna be 4 reel when you ak like a dum fuk do?

bt fo show do yolo ho

peace out 4 lyfe dawg finna play dat shit

Hello fellow kids

I can't wait until major US news organizations are releasing headlines consisting entirely of emojis.

I can't wait for "Critique of Pure Reason" in emoji format either.

I can’t wait for the “Phenomenology of the Spirit” audiobook narrated by Tekashi69 while he’s doing time in prison.

Smoothed brained chud

Someone read up a few Wikipedia articles

College actually, but yeah I had use Wikipedia to even get a grasp on what I was actually reading. Guess I need to watch more Richard & Mortimer

Oxford very short intros and Prof Greg Sadler are where its at my man

Thank you, I’ll be sure to check it out.

“North Korea Just Unveiled Their New Nuclear Weapon, And It Is Lit AF” The New York Times.

And that’s a good thing!

agl, I'd wreck Nancy's dusty babycave til she came like a geyser

I always regret scrolling to the bottom of the r/drama comments

That is seriously CNN's article title? When did all the adults die?

Follow the money. If professionalism costs you money you dump it.

WTF I love Pelosi now.

/r/Politics

lmao 😂😆😂😂🤣😆😂

give me your cummies Based Mommy Pelosi 😍😍😍😍

This is an actual CNN headline. ew.

Can someone tell me what AOC did for r/politics to Stan her? Was it the "they will work so you won't have to" part of her green deal?

Of course it's at 0 because they don't want to have to critically think.

I love seeing commie mommie get exposed for the brainlet she is

Come on dude she was universally known as a Trump-level idiot (without the plausible excuse of age-related senility) before she was even elected.

Imo Trump is a liar but he's not an idiot. AOC, meanwhile, actually believes the insane things she says.

Smarter than a useless incel basement dweller than you.

Mommies catfighting 😍😩💦

Nancy pelosi is literally Lucille Bluth.

That actually surprises me cause I thought they would have been all up in Nancy's bussy

So they went from loving her for a sarcastic clap at Trump to hating her because she doesn't sign off on an insane proposal by a freshman congressional rep

I started reading that article and had to stop when I got to the point where the author didn't understand how committee spots are assigned in congress.

Is this where we are today? People covering political beats don't even understand how the institutions they are following work? No wonder everyone is so fucking stupid.