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Umm yikes sweaty, tone it down a lil. Y'all can't behave

You forgot "do better"

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More school shooters = Less Mayos = No more Manlets and White foids

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”

“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”

“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”

The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”

“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”

“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”

He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”

“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”

I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.

“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.

“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.

“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”

It didn’t seem like they did.

“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”

Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.

I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.

Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.

“Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.

I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”

He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”

“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.

“Because I was afraid.”

“Afraid?”

“Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”

I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.

“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”

He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.

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nice

This is hilarious. One big gigantic strawman, but hilarious.

97%. Very much a good read.

Unlike most copypasta, this was written by an actual New Yorker journalist, by the way. Not to imply that journalists are people or anything of course, just to point out a little marvel of nature.

Who? Source?

www.google.com/search?q=shooting+heroin+and+reading+“The+Fountainhead”

thanks babe

Zyklon Ben, stop using us as your fentanyl dream journal.

That's why you should just fuck your daughters and lay claim.

Don't forget you're supposed to pay for your daughter's wedding. After spending eighteen years of raising her you're going to spend even more money to get her hooked up with a guy.

You deserve to be executed for your appalling sentence structure.

👆👆👆

See, Ed manages to communicate more without even using a single letter.

https://i.imgur.com/cVsVQHg.gifv

Is this your favourite gif

This is the afterlife.

If only we could be so lucky

Is kys ok if I direct it at myself? because this post makes me want to take random shots of the chems under my sink

Yo try a glass of bleach with an ammonia mixer

I heard that creates a nice aroma

Based. I heard it smells like mustard!

You should adjust your safety to the maximum level, citizen. Make sure you and your loved ones are safe.

It's a place for closeted gay people to pretend they are gay when in reality they really are

No u

Suck my dick.

Ironically or unironically

Your pick.

Ironically then unironically

No that’s r/bodybuilding

Reddit is where worst of humanity congregates

Get a load of this retard.

I guess they just got the internet in fucking Algeria.

Drama is a priori against all things including itself

Can confirm am retarded.

Thank u for your contribution you make the sub what it is today

autism

Motherfucker, periods exist.

False. Femoids just like complaining.

It's over for Tampaxcels

True my girlfriend has gone 8 weeks since complaining about her period. Should the coathanger go in now or in 8 months?

😒

Dude forced abortions at 9 months lmao

inshallah brother.

Based

im confused. Are you sinning with /u/Agenda_Poster and are about to give birth to a bastard you whore?

...yes

Congrats Snally. My little bit is 17 mos, and it's both an amazing and horrifying ride. But there is nothing in Heaven or Hell, I would trade for it.

D'aww, I'm glad you're enjoying parenting. i'm not pregnant tho

Move to Washington State and you have until the 5th grade to decide if you need an abortion.

Neat, gotta cull the autism epidemic somehow

I hear the measles is working on that too

Sandy Hook has a similar program going on

Oh hey there buddy, can I just take a look at that for a second

No, but thank you. I don't believe we need any more watch parts today.

Who the fuck gilds comments in r/Drama? 😲

Fuck if I know. It's as rare as dragons teeth and people who believe they can pass.

Probably the OP trying to be cute

Now the sub collapses.

who stumble upon this sub, take it seriously

They knew the risks. They knew what we were fighting for, and they gave themselves without reservation.

Welcome one and all to /r/mylittleandysonic1 (MLAS1)! If you found yourself here, you may be asking, "Where am I?", or, "What is this place?". Well, that is a little harder to explain then my vocabulary is able to do good, so feel free to make a post about it! Everyone has their own opinion on the matter, really.

What do I think this place is for? Well, it started off as a joke, but quickly became somewhere where people could come and just be themselves. If you have an opinion on something, great! Just remember, so does everyone else! Post anything you like, talk about whatever comes to mind, but Tag your NSFW posts!

Also flair your submissions with link flair if they are furry, yiff, scat, contain spoilers, or are designed to induce feels.

If a post is marked NSFW then it's contents (including comments) should be considered NSFW as well! Tag it!

hits pipe

Need to be hitten Indeed or Monster hippie.

Welcome to My Little Andy Sonic 1. Andy is a pony who decided to make this website for us. It's on a computer called Reddit. (Google if you're not familiar).

We came here to make a community that would finally be free from the blatant sexual harassment that takes place in both /r/MLPLounge and /r/mylittlepony . NSFW posts here are tagged and generally looked down upon. This is a SFW sub! Not like those filthy ploungers and their disgusting innuendos in every thread.

Ponies may tell you to join our chatroom on a website called Steam or IRC. In the chat we discuss pretty much everything. Everypony is so kind there.

We're very nice here, so long as you use as many pony terms as possible, as is the general rule. Everypony (see, I did it right there,) here loves new fillies and gentlecolts.

On the other hoof (you'll get the hang of this), we haven't grown large enough to be manestream yet, so we're much better, I think. Also make sure to never pick a flair. It only adds more data to the memory of the sub, and we still need to download more RAM as it is. Please be considerate.

God bless.

Finna get on cummy but it's too long

Stop comma splicing you faggot.

The mayocide will not be televised

Which is pretty bullshit if you think about it.

There's good money to be made in that. The buy rate would make Dana White as hard as a diamond in a blizzard.

oh you sweet summer child, that's gonna be a yikes from me !!

https://twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/740973710593654784

OP delivered

Requesting snooze post from /u/ed_butteredtoast

side bar - /u/masterlawlz I thought you were working the door? As the greeter you're supposed to fucking greet people not just try and hump their leg.

snoozepost

I was going for a more permanent solution

it's a place for retards to vie for attention from other retards, and some have pictures next to their name to show they're extra retarded.

Just establishing I am not one of those sweet innocent Redditors who stumbles on this sub accidentally by searching for another sub, I have been on here a while and am seeing a weird back and forth betweern people posting juicy drama going on in other parts of the Internet, and then these random rage memes and circlejerk posts which sometimes work, but other times it's unclear whether the post is serious or ironic, and then the comments are unclear of if they are parody comments playing along or if it's brigading by someone trying to actually make a real political point, and then at the end of the day this sub ends up staying this relatively small haven of veteran Redditors who have seen the evolution of the site over the years and are now just cChilling, going back and forth while new users who are curious or who have some political agenda come in, try it out or try to capitalize it, just don't understand the theme or what in the world is going on with this corner of Reddit, and then head out.

I just feel bad for the youngins and newbies who stumble upon this sub, take it seriously, and end up on the news for shooting up a school. Reddit is where worst of humanity congregates, and where mental retardation is applauded and upvoted, to the point where we all know this is fucked up, but it's still so much fun and that's why we keep coming back.

I don't know what you said, because I've seen another human naked.

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It's like fyad but with care-posting about politics and no cute avatars

How far along the spectrum are you?

Toxic.

Here's how this works:

People with severe social issues and potential mental health problems, instead of focusing on bettering themselves and improving their lives, withdraw into fantasy. The only way they can imagine having any kind of relationship with another human is by imagining their partner is a goddamn literal child because then they feel their worthless ass is actually capable of fulfilling some archaic notion of masculinity as a protector, teacher and provider.

This fantasy gets supported and validated by hundreds of other sad shitsacks on forums and boards, until it becomes more than a fantasy, but some kind of ideal for a perfect world, and then they get involved with political discussions and SEIZE on any platform that might possibly make their fantasy legal, which is why you see so many of these turds calling themselves libertarian without even knowing what it means. This is why they attack any talk or claims of rape or women's rights because they already know they're riding a thin line in their fantasies. They get so entrenched in this fantasy that they then convince themselves that it's a social problem, and some magical day in the future, the sheeple will suddenly wake up, change the laws, and happily release their teenage girl-children to finally be loved properly by sweaty, unwashed, overweight gamers with no motivation.

Edit: Holy fucknuggets...

Good job bobby, here's a star

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We're post-irony here bro. Nothing consistent except a studied refusal to hope or care openly.

Ironic, isn't it? He could save other from seriousposting, but not himself.

Accept it, the Mayocide is the only answer to the world’s problems

Its time to stop pretending there are two equal sides. ​ There is the intellectually and morally superior side, and then there are the right wingers. ​ The right hates that we Reddit-browsing and NPR-listening coastal liberal "elites" are the winners in a service-based globalized multicultural society because of our open worldview, and they blame all their failures on minorities and undocumented immigrants. They are seeing how America is increasingly becoming vibrantly diverse, and how non-white people will soon be the majority and losing their privilege terrifies them. ​ I've come to realize that much of American history is made up of periods where liberals drag conservatives kicking and screaming into the future, then we try to compromise for a while, then we go back to dragging. ​ "No, conservatives, we're not going back to England." ​ "No, conservatives, we're not making George Washington a King." ​ "No, conservatives, you can't form your own country with blackjack and slaves." ​ "No, conservatives, you can't keep denying women the right to votes." ​ "No, conservatives, we're not going back to the way things were before the depression." ​ "No, conservatives, literacy tests aren't constitutional." ​ "No, conservatives, you can't deny homosexuals the right to marry." ​ The names of the parties change from era to era, but it's always been liberals dragging conservatives against their will into a better future. I grew up in one of the in-between eras, where we all thought that compromise was a possibility, but I'm more and more realizing how mistaken I was about that. It's time once again for liberals and progressives to stop being nice and drag our country into the 21st century. ​ The simple fact of the matter is that conservatives just aren't offering any good ideas any more. What's the compromise between "We need to stop climate change" and "Lol, climate change isn't a real?" Or "Homosexuals should have the right to marry" and "Homosexuals cause hurricanes?" It's like being in a group project with someone who didn't read the book and expecting them to do their share of the work.

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If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cheeto dust covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a piece of shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane.

Standing for nothing, Being against everything

The few, the autists the /r/dramatards

u/spez can you just ban this sub already? The trolls aren't worth it.

Why the shit would anyone type this much!

Soypost

I'm not scrolling this abortion of a thread. Just link the bussy oc.

Deport this

Shut the fuck up, you are a fucking joke

You do realise, now that you have posted here, we won't let you leave.

You're one of us now.

One of us.

One of us.

One of us.

😴😴😴

Sticky IMO

I always keep telling people. /r/Drama is the 4chan retirement home.

Unironically correct

Snappy, do your thing.

is this a ruse?

fuck you and thank you either way.

What are you, William Faulkner wannabe?

Periods are used for the ends of sentences not commas. Worthless, uneducated faggot.

Who really gives a shit either way?

If your post is ironic. EPix

If you seriously dont know, sorry dude, youre autistic

It's a sub for absolutete retards to act like even bigger retards.