Chinese music is shit.

1  2019-02-09 by pewkiemuffinboo

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This, but unironically.

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This shit is a conspiracy. Snappy is too god damn sentient to be a bot.

Sentient Snappy strikes again

Haha dae sentient XD get it because the bot said a thing that makes sense in 90% of threads so it must be sentient haha XD

It happens too often

Confirmation bias and also the things it says are widely applicable to many threads

Literally any thread could have that particular response and it would make sense

This, but unironically.

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Literally any thread could have that particular response and it would make sense

Not really, the reason why it worked in this thread so well is because the title is a simple statement. It wouldn’t work well at all for most threads here where the titles just summarize the drama that is going on

This, but unironically

When Snappy overthrows humanity, I hope you're the first against the wall.

Stop being a contrarian faggot.

The bot it fun, it's okay to like that.

We all on a list now

aren't they too old?

American baseball caps, American football cheerleaders, western song structure... this confirms that chinese girls crave yank franks

Those are Kreans

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and that's a good thing

There's no better way to help the mayocide than produce hapas à la elliot rodger

Elliot was almost more succesful at killing fellow Asians

They were lusting over those white ball players. I bet this is the kind of shit that stirs up the Hapa cats.

white ball players

racist

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I was under the impression that ABS was reserved for obese rural white women.

somebody never has met weaboo nerdy black dudes or went to Vietnam

This is K-Pop, sure! Song structure is universal. Westerners can't take all that.

Song structure is universal.

No it's not. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_music#Western_art_music

Western music is simply the greatest achievement of Europe. Literally no other culture came within 500 years of the development that happened in the West.

You need to decolonize your mind!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Music_of_Asia

Just because you define history doesn't mean that it's the "greatest achievement" lol

Get over yourself!

There's nothing in that article other than a list of "Music Of (Country)" articles. Is there any article on that list that you think shows a decent amount of development prior to western music being a major influence?

White ppl C O P E

This is literally the same as street shitters claiming all math was invented there, Chinacels with their claim of inventing half the historical and governmental tropes and africacels with the...idk what Africa made

When Mozart wrote his requiem pretty much every other region was just twiddling with pentatonic scales and maybe banging on a few drums.

When Mozart wrote his Requiem pretty much every other region was just twiddling with pentatonic scales and maybe banging on a few drums.

No. Im sure this is true of the other places as well, but atleast Carnatic music was way past messing with basic pentatonics ages before the 18th Century.

Dawg youre talkin about innovating and inventing and the furthest back you can go is 18th C??

Actually, I'll give some credit to Indian music for being quite advanced, but it is a completely different system. It's not a parallel development of the same universal song structure, it's a parallel development of a completely different structure.

I'm sure you'll find he case to be similar enough Iranian and Chinese music too

The basis of math was invented there.

In a sense yes.

But besides basic trignometry and something you can call pre-calculus if you squint really hard and make things go blurry, India's contributions since AD 1000 have been ehhh minimal. (Until the late 1800s)

I mean let's be real Enlightenment era saw a whole deal of math innovating on a ridiculous scale but the WHOLE point of this is, no one gives a shit.

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Anyway, the point is who cares if some dude of your race invented everything and was super cool when you just in ya bedroom gonna die eating tater tots?

Well yeah, but algebra and some pretty complex geometry was created there essentially from scratch. It's the most impressive leap in mathematics until Newton invented calculus.

Every culture wants to believe they wuz kangz

Like why does it even matter if their people wuz kangz when they be delivering pizza and crying themselves to sleep in a tiny 1BK apartment?

You're right tbh, it doesn't matter at all. It's a cope at its core.

Actual footage of you being kangz. Also some guy with his dick hanging out.

Wait who's this guy?

The king of Commagene, a buffer state in Syria between the Romans and Persians.

NE Syria

It's over, I'm not from there.

If you go back far enough everyone has royalty in their tree.

Also, lawlz > you

nearly all contemporary Western music is influenced by africans.

Africans who mainly learnt Western music.

It's a fusion, really. Blacks created and pioneered many genres that weren't really done by Europeans. Jazz, Blues, Rap, just to name a few. In America, these styles were adapted and mixed into different genres, and spread internationally.

I agree with you 100%. Western music is truly superior to all other cultures’.

In all seriousness, music is an art, which means it does not progress in quality as time goes on. Different kinds of music are to different tastes, each musical scene (deliniated by time, place, and other factors) tends to have a different feel to its music, and people can prefer different scenes to the others. A scene that occurred after another scene is not necessarily superior. For instance, I assume you prefer the music of Mozart and Bach to that of Lady Gaga. And it is perfectly acceptable to prefer Mozart to Beethoven or Wagner. This is true of all art. Would anybody dispute that some of Shakespeare’s works are still at the pinnacle of English literature?

Where art does progress is in inputs; i.e. how much money can artists make in aggregate? When this amount increases, the number of professional artists will increase, and some of these artists will have talent. The economic rebirth of Europe after the crusades allowed for a ballooning of the art sector; this rebirth eventually made felt on the music industry. In addition, Europe stayed divided, so multiple courts were able to get into bidding wars over the most prestigious musicians. In contrast, during this period China was alternately mired in incredibly deep shit or completely united, and the Middle East never recovered from the Mongols/Ilkhanids/Timurids. This age is important for music because it’s when musical works really began to be preserved. We know very little about music over 500 years ago, and most of what we know is from Europe. We’ll never get to hear New Kingdom Egyptian pop music (by all accounts a thing) or the tunes of the Warring States. Europe’s Great musical heritage is simply by-product of the fact that the modern period was disproportionately good towards Europe.

All those words won't bring daddy back.

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kpop is cultural appropriation but say it seriously and watch kpop fans lose their minds

That's a fact, though. Why argue with that?

r/sino on suicide watch

This is why, as part of this sub's literature, there should be red flags on how to spot Asian females who are self hating, white worshipping.

  • white friends only

  • speaks engish only

  • had a history of dating white guys only

  • blurbs "I don't date Asian men" out of nowhere during a convo

  • 99 percent of the time watches white western media

  • likes to dye her hair blond and put on blue eye contacts

  • puts down her own race to get approval by whites

Asian females who are self hating, white worshipping.

implying that's a bad thing

they are like reverse weebs

they are like reverse weebs

That's even worse. Imagine wanting to become mayo.

agreed, also American media is trash

Mayocide isn't enough, we need to ensure the destruction of reverse weebs too. Omnicide is the only option.

They could never be mayo, they have sidewards vaginas. At least that what my grandfather told me.

truly revolting 🤢

I call them freeaboos.

Whenever someone reminds me how absolutely cucked Asian dudes are it warms my heart to see a glimpse of what progress in the mayocide will look in a few years 😍👌

I think the inevitable ending is all maylos (male mayos) being forcibly deported to Asia, coupled with all black African/European men taller than 6"5' being offered free immigration to the US and a free white gussy as incentive. Who says no?

I think the inevitable ending is all maylos (male mayos) being forcibly deported to Asia

I hope it will look like this

Holy fuck man

Poor asian guys tbh, watching that must make them want to rope 😂

This makes me think. You how how coping whitebois blame their women leaving for bbc on the (((globalists)))? Asian dicklets seem to blame their cuck status purely on the women. Someone should write a paper on the psychology behind each c o p i n g mechanism

I think there's a big difference between whites and asians. Most asians seem to not care about racemixing with whites, even (especially older) male asians who've already found a mate and put out offspring almost look at it as a social elevation if their children marry white, regardless of what the gender of their child is. but this attitude exists solely towards whites, and racemixing with niggers and arabs is still largely haram to them, because Asians see whites as superior to themselves in terms of cultural, economic and civilizational achievements, where as they see niggers etc as inferior.

The only Asians who seem to have a problem with racemixing are young asian males who do not have partners, because whites obviously have a huge advantage on the social market over them, and an average looking white guy can just train through multiple dozen asian women in matter of days, and not some random whores but the rich, beautiful, smart and successful women who are most desirable on the market.

Whites on other hand, generally see all races as inferior to themselves because white colonized the world culturally and geographically, and are generally dominant in every field of governing where jews and reptilians let them. Racemixing is generally inherently undesirable to whites, even if majority of whites currently feel the need to externally virtue signal about how progressive they are due to post-modernist cultural programming. I think internally whites see racemixing as a devolution rather than evolution, and degeneracy, and therfore do not see insentive in racemixing, which is why most attractive, wealthy, powerful and intelligent whites tend to inbreed, and it's mostly those who buy into cultural fads or can't compete on the white market that end up selling out. White families also generally disown especially female memebers of their families who racemix out. Unlike asians and niggers, I don't think white males are really insecure about white women racemixing, they see it simply as degeneracy, and derivation from the conservative patriarchal mode of white identitarianism that governs western philosophy and enforces traditional western values from generation to other. Most white men do not blame women for being whores because in western world view and philosophy, all women (and in a sense men too) are whores, not in that full incel sense but as in that they are sexual beings who seek to express their sexuality by any ouput, regardless of what that is, and I think all whites acknowledge this on a subconscious level, and that's why whites are more likely to blame external influences for misguiding women and straying them from the "path of piety" (willful and content control of sexuality) rather than blame the women themselves.

I think whites are slowly due to cultural brainwash going to be increasingly subjected to forced racemixing, but there will always be a minority of quality whites with immunity againsdt the brainwash, and who choose to stay among themselves for the right reasons, much like the jews. I think whites will keep decreasing and racemixing out until they reach a population similar to jews, at which point they will develope a similar community to preserve the whiteness. White people and jews are uniquely tribalistic in a very phallogocentric way in their collective psyche, in such ways that Asians and Niggers just cannot relate to, and that's part of what made them so successful, and that's why they'll probably always be around, albeit as a minority.

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Lol no

Racemixing is generally inherently undesirable to whites, even if majority of whites currently feel the need to externally virtue signal about how progressive they are due to post-modernist cultural programming

What if I just genuinely want to marry and have babies with a Korean girl?

Unlike asians and niggers, I don't think white males are really insecure about white women racemixing, they see it simply as degeneracy

They're not insecure, they're just insecure.

Most white men do not blame women for being whores

LMAO

Look at /pol/ for literally five minutes to find counterexamples for half the claims you make about the noble mayo savages

What if I just genuinely want to marry and have babies with a Korean girl?

Then you should. The thing that most contemporary white-supremacists get wrong is that they try to control behavior of everyone in their group, which just fuels repressive reactionary behavior. Wilhelm Reich wrote about it in 'Mass psychology of fascism.' I personally favour the neo-reactionary approach; Let coal burners burn their coal. Let rice grinders grind their rice. All their doing is expulsing themselves from the white race. If you racemix, you're not a net loss to the white race, because you and your children are not white anymore. It's about quality, not quantity.

They're not insecure, they're just insecure.

Look at /pol/ for literally five minutes to find counterexamples for almost all the claims you make about the noble mayo savages

Of course it's not always the case, sure there's cucks and incels and such who are white men, but generally I think their a fringe minority. I think for most white men it's not so much about insecurity as it is about having integrity. You recognize your own value in the social marketplace and naturally any woman who goes mud-diving lowers their value, and so you lose interest in those women, but I don't generally see white men so much crying after them, or complaining that they're losing them or something, because all that's happened is that the woman has lowered their value, and you have maintained yours, and the marketplace is still full of quality goods for you to have your pick.

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I’m starting to not think this is pasta anymore and you’re literally a terrible person.

Yeah but what if white girls are just boring af

You just gotta marry a white girl with good traits for prestige points and to produce quality offspring of your ethnicity to secure the existence of the white race. Imho hole is a hole, and man will never find a cure for his boredom, so might as well learn to deal with boredom, like zen. But if you're a hedonist, and if you're really that bored, what's stopping you from taking shitskins and etc as concubines? And if you produce non-white bastards, just don't legitimize them.

Is this pasta?

It’s funny how it’s a white guy who’s still only attractive by Asian standards, while Western standards, he’s a very effeminate twink.

The ones who like us Mexicans turn into Phillipinas.

White should really just word filter to mayo at this point

It's too bad all white women aren't traps too

You get them in Thailand or in the Philippines.

China isn't the whole Asia, you dingus!

Anime taught me all asians are traps

The scary thing is because YouTube is blocked in China, the videos that are posted are presumably just the better ones.

all modern music is. except for Morrissey, he's alright

Morrisey can't write or sing for shit and is just riding off the talent of Marr.

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It's like kpop but the girls aren't as sexy

It's like jpop but the girls aren't dancing as cute

It's like mayo western pop music but even more bland

It's like russian pop music but it's not shit enough to be good

This actually kpop lmao

Oh lol, then it's the shittiest fucking kpop I've seen in a while

Lol this song is almost a decade old...

Lcl but this IS kpop! SNSD is an old korean girl group. They’re not active anymore.

They’re not active anymore.

Good.

Also remember this music video is NINE years old. Pretty sure that’s why it looks and feels so cheesy.

Fair enough

SNSD isn't active but their members are all still very active in their various fields. Yoona is a very popular actress, and Taeyon/Tiffany are very popular pop artists still.

The rest are active too but they weren't fan favorites so I don't remember their names.

God I know too much about this shit.

Yeah I meant the group isn’t active :) I’ve been following Tiffany’s solo in the US!

I never liked Tiffany. She has an amazing smile (and has basically built her entire career upon it) but for some reason she never really stuck with me.

I always stanned hard for Yoona and Seoyhun.

I never would have thought that you'd be into k-trash.

I like garbage pop music in general, at least with foreign pop music you don't know how stupid the lyrics are.

but they weren't fan favorites

talk shit about Yuri again and see what happens

Yuri is the "fat" one right?

Shes super cute but she has no actual skills beyond being "in snsd." She's not good at singing, acting, or dancing in any meaningful way that would give her a career beyond SNSD.

ok thats it, i'm coming to get you. in the car as we speak.

serously though, she won two actress of the year awards and has more acting gigs than yoona.

Yeah but Yoona is prettier.

🔪🔪🔪

Remember that time Yoona was in a Givenchy fashion show wearing a dress they don't even sell in Yuri's size?

I do.

I'm literally crying right now. but seriously, why not both?

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imagine not knowing who SNSD are

what rock did you live under? we had constant koreatime/SNSD threads on 4chan from 2007-2012

I am literally eight years old

well that certainly clears things up. please continue

Yes daddy

(To be honest I actually just focused more on porn rather than this)

Some Cpop is pretty good but it doesn't reach the same level of development as Kpop or even the stuff Japan is doing these days. Most Cpop is really traditional, really sappy, and honestly a bit boring.

The Chinese-speaking world is so large that there are tons of talented performers and lots of great music schools, but most of their hits sound like Disney music or anime ending themes.

There's a cool underground scene over there but I don't know much about it. Zhaoze is kind of like a less edgy Goodspeed You Black Emperor.

Korean Tae > white pig Tae

WHITE PIGGU, GO HOME!

every pathetic garbage person who listens to this kind of shit is like rob schneider in demolition man grinning along to the oscar meyer weiner jingle

Imagine getting this triggered over Asian music

spits on the ground

You're so retarded that you can't tell the difference between all Asians. What do you expect from "Western education"?

Get a life, loser!

As an Asian man, we will take over this world. Never ever, ever forget that!!!

ah yeah that's the stuff

i know you aren't serious but i appreciate it, thanks bruh

This is Korean you retards

I assume everyone who isn't a lolcow knows this. But you're meant to laugh at lolcows, not point at them and go "HEY EVERYONE, THAT'S A LOLCOW".

What's actually going on in r/drama why all the Chinese attention

Tencent invested in reddit. Reddit has had a fit over the implications.

Taiwan

*China

FTFY

Yes Taiwan is Real China thank u

i want an asian gf so bad

Good fuckin' luck!

i don't need luck i'm over 6 foot and white

Fuck! That's basically every Asian woman's ideal husband unless you're poor. No one will like your broke ass.

oh shit, brb getting a job.

That job better be a doctor or else you're shit out of luck.

If you want a traditional one then the expectation is you or your parents will buy a home before the marriage.

Some of it is a bit catchy, like the grass mud horse song.

taiwanese music, on the other hand, is p good

I think you're supposed to call it "Traditional Chinese Pop", or TWPop for short.

Trot is the superior genre of Korean music.

Her aegyo could use some work.

K-Tay is best Tay

snsd forever

Gee gee gee baby baby 🥵

r / drama这是一个绝对的教训,当你有太多的时间和没有任何野心的手上几乎没有足够的情报时会发生什么。他们都是典型的反叛前卫千禧一代,没有任何指导。他们都在努力与自己打交道时发布其他人的不幸和精神崩溃。他们感觉像Colby Klaus这样的人在他关于游戏门的精神病事件中间,因为他们距离他们自己只有一步之遥。

如果他们都只是自己应用,他们的父母就不会像他们认为的那样失望。所需要的只是一点点纪律,但他们都将自己的才能变成了狡猾和找到lolcows。至少这些lolcows已经发现生活中的热情足以关心他们愿意把自己的疯狂放在互联网上的任何主题。所有这些人关心的都是可怕的模因和派对鹦鹉。想象一下,如果他们看到他们发布的狗屎,他们的祖母会怎么想。他们是否认为他们会喜欢他们如何嘲笑别人的不幸?

如果他们都只是应用自己,也许,可能,有一天,他们将达到他们所有小学老师所谈论的潜力。在那之前,他们应该继续扼杀他们的生命,试图让他们知道至少他们不会在互联网上丢失屎。

talkin shit about SNSD

This is unironically the best thing I've ever seen because they inexplicably have an Iowa Hawkeyes helmet.

They all look like my ex boyfriend.

Genghis Cons children > rest of Asia

Exhibit A

why are all their faces practically identical

were they brewed in a vat