I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut-in Chapo poster has in his whole fucking life. I might make jokes about women on /r/drama, but IRL I'm one of the fucking girls and fine with it.
When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy.
The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz.
Its ambiguous enough for him to deny and say he was speaking of just the campaign trail. The only way Warren can beat him is to make an even more offensive yet ambiguous joke. Maybe something about james town settlers being cannibals...that's too obscure. She should just call him a faggot
Most people know she fraudulently claimed to be Native American, presumably to gain some minority advantage and points for being part of a disadvantaged group. Trump will make sure they don’t forget.
Acting like I cant beat the absolute shit out of you at any time of the day. You're fucking lucky that I have the restraint to only insult your low IQ or else you'd be in a world of pain. Now, please leave, faggot.
If he didn’t he’s a fucking moron anyway for not knowing what people would assume he means. American history isn’t taught disproportionately where I’m from and it’s still among the global historical atrocities taught to like 10 year old kids.
He’s too stupid to reference something like that. He capitalized “TRAIL” because he’s a senile old grandpa who hasn’t had his internet privileges taken away like he should have a long time ago.
There's just no fucking way our president referenced one of the worst atrocities our government committed as a burn on another presidential candidate. I'd think I wouldn't be surprised at this point, but holy shit, this dude is nuts.
That's a powermove, why are natives still cucked in the reserves anyway. As if the politicians in north america arent masturbating at the thought of keeping an entire population neutered.
One of the most hilarious battles in history. They shot an explosive reserve within the fort and 270 of the enemy immediately perished. The fort was also on Spanish land (which Florida was at the time) so they baited fire with boats close to it. When the fort fired at them they already had a plan to destroy it. The 9th shot fired at the fort was heated to the point of smoldering, and it hit gunpowder. The inhabitants of the fort were a bunch of indians and fugitive slaves armed by some British dick.
Some Millennial went to one of his rallies, grabbed a gun off a security guard, and tried to shoot Trump (but got taken-down first). It was a pretty JV performance, but it still counts I guess.
That had to have been pretty embarrassing. He thought he was going to be the savior of the world but within a few hours every news outlet was publishing that we has a card-carrying sperg.
Trump likes Jackson so much because his face is on our money which is something that Trump badly wants for himself. He wants to create a 420 dollar bill and he wants his face on it.
It's actually genius because if it becomes a thing it will ultimately just be more focus on the Warren native american thing, with the left and the press just falling into his trap once again.
Lmao how can it be goalpost moving when I'm literally talking about the other side of the coin using your own words?
And if you want to see how active I am you should look through my post history, I'm sure you'll find something that indicates how much exercise I get. Then again, owning the evil republicans probably gives you a massive dopamine rush and you wouldn't want to risk that.
I'm appealing to all of you stupid idiots to vote Democrat in 2020. That is if you have the basic education enough to read a ballot, anyway. I understand the majority of you racist rednecks can't even read this post, though. But those who can, please pass my message on to the rest of your inbred family.
We Democrats are morally, culturally and intellectually superior to you in every way. I will qualify myself by noting that I have a Liberal Arts degree from a college, which you obviously have never been to, if you even know what one is. I also have a black friend. I have been told by several professors that everything you hold dear is terrible. Therefore you, personally, are also terrible.
I don't know you, but I know that you're racist. I also know that you hate gay people and still get scared during lightning storms.
The religion which you hold closely, greatly believe in, and which brings you comfort--you are wrong because I'm smarter than you and I'm telling you so. It is one of the many reasons why you are stupid and I'm better than you.
You see, us Democrats want a system which helps everyone in the world. Our system is designed around love and kindness to everyone. If you don't agree, I hate you.
It's not too late to change. If you knew your history, which of course you don't, you'll remember a time in America when Indians were dragged away from their homes and forced to assimilate into white society. Well, we want to change that kind of behaviour (sorry for my spelling, as I'm not from your country) by making sure you go to college and have a small apartment in a big, busy coastal city, where you belong. That will help you rid yourselves of your backward, incorrect culture and way of thinking. We'll do everything we can to make sure you agree with us and say all the right things and not be brainwashed against thinking the same way we do.
All of you stupid, backward, redneck, racist, homophobic, uneducated yokels need to realize we're trying to build a classless society where we all get to live in harmony with each other, where we're all equal. If you only understood that you wouldn't be so much worse of a person than I am.
So please vote Democrat. Help me help you, you worthless motherfuckers.
Yeah, believe it or not though, these things aren't instantaneous. His first campaign manager is now going to jail, as well as several important people him. You have to be being deliberately obtuse to think this is still a 'nothingburger'.
Trump is under a criminal investigation right now. Its going takes time for the Deep State to remove him from office. Right now the Deep State is working on indicting Daddy Jr. But before they do that the Deep State has to find him on a map.
Pretty much, just a "she done goofed bad". Just the same way they're now goofing with no repercussions as well, so you can assume BAU lol
And I wouldn't really say "the investigation is ongoing, oh yeah here's another indictment" is "no findings".... especially against the total joke of a show they had against killary. If she was actually criminally guilty of something (that they don't endorse fully, like killing brownies or selling to SA) they would have had her hook line and sinker.
Nixon had an actual investigation and he resigned before he was removed, but I'm sure your assassination wet dream will come true one day. Maybe you should take matters into your own hands?
Don't attribute to genius that which is adequately explained by stupidity. Trump, being a retard, kept saying outrageously retarded things during the campaign trail. The media covered it because, duh, that's what the media do, they live to report bizzare & outrageous events. His equally retarded fanbase just ate it up and became energized.
I mean, he is an idiot, but he is still pretty good at media manipulation, as evidenced by the fact that he, a twitter retard managed to get the presidency.
That's because Democrats scream loudly about this kind of shit, while Republicans don't care.
Democrats have to stick to their own standards or they'll be hypocrites. Republicans don't have those same standards, because they don't give a shit if someone did blackface 30 years ago.
Republicans care when Democrats wear black face, because the Democrats are the ones screeching about the horrible behavior or wearing black face. The Democrats need to be held to their own standards.
I’m pretty high off my superior farts honestly, cause I’m not retarded enough to gay up drama with seriousposting. If you donald loving mongs are gonna come here and stink up the joint at least be funny.
Nah, they don't care then, they just know an easy win when they see one. They don't have to care to hold the other side to the standards they claim to have.
At this point I'm not even sure if Republicans know if they're sarcastically fuck around or genuinely outraged when shit like this happens.
Remember when people kept saying the CNN reporter "put hands on the poor young girl" as if he'd backhanded her to the ground and unbuckled his belt? The tenacity of some people was fucking retarded in how hard they tried to drive the narrative that it was physical abuse.
It seems like the idea that Democrats are bleeding heart hypocrites is far more important than the actual things they bleed hearts about at this point and everything else is just noise.
They are genuinely outraged at Democrats and sarcastically fuck around at Democrats' standards.
Nobody, for example, on the Republican side of the aisle gives a fuck that Northam wore blackface for a stupid joke in the '80s, but they're realpolitik enough to realize that since he, his lieutenant governor, and his AG all have some kind of outlandish Democrat-values-violating shit going on, they could get the Republican Speaker of the House of Delegates in the governor's mansion.
Except when they pull this shit they drive home the outrage so consistently without bringing up double standards that it just looks like them getting angry at Democrats when they do thing that don't bother them/willfully ignore when Republicans do it.
I'm not sure how many times this has to be explained to you, but I'll give it another bash - they don't care if they look like hypocrites. What they are doing is holding Democrats to the standards that Democrats hold and live by, but Republicans do not hold and live by, in order to win easy victories.
It's the same reason I can eat bacon, but would laugh at a hardcore Jew/Muslim for eating bacon. I don't live by those rules, so I don't have to follow them. They do live by those rules, so they have to follow them. I personally do not care if someone eats bacon. Me pointing out that a hardcore Jew/Muslim shouldn't eat bacon is not the same as me being outraged at the act of eating bacon. It also doesn't make me a hypocrite for eating it myself.
I've made myself hungry for bacon now. I hope you're happy.
Why would republicans want to hold themselves accountable to democrat standards? That's letting your opponent decide how you can behave, whilst also knowing that half your opponents are wingnut SJWs who make up the rules as they go along.
Probably because they'd look like abject shit. They don't even measure up to their own standards. I personally never thought I'd see the day a USA president attempts felliato on the dictator of North Korea but here we are, and he's a Republican.
It's not that simple though, is it? He also called him short and fat on twitter and then insinuated it in person. Didn't they end up acquiescing to all of his demands too?
Whereas under Clinton (the relevant one), it went the opposite way, and America got completely cucked by them after giving them everything they demanded.
Weird hill to die on. I would've gone with the Saudis or something, but then I guess Democrats fellating the Saudis aren't exactly in short supply.
No. Trump unconditionally accepted them as a nuclear state and now even though we know they're making more fissile material missiles, Trump can't admit he fucked up so the USA isn't taking any actions against them for doing so.
Clinton had a GOP HoR for much of his presidency.
Trump is the guy selling Saudis weapons, who ignored the CIA when they told him they murdered a permanent American resident.
You can't be geniunely this stupid and a waste of oxygen. Quit the fentanyl or do more of it.
Wow Trump completely fucked up his greatest foreign policy "achievement" but I didn't realise because I've been nodding for a year. Guess I should be completely on board with this.
I'm not even American m8, my position on the political spectrum is so far left it doesn't even register with American mainstream politics. Are you one of those comical American liberals who think you're left-wing?
He is truly the greatest, how long until some unhinged libs try to blame the trail of tears on him personally? Every time I think Trump has peaked he proves me wrong, there really is no limit to his power!
I honestly doubt he meant trail of tears. He probably meant trail like in the Lone Ranger with her being Tonto. It's not like the Trail of Tears is on a lot of people's minds.
It's kind brilliant, how can anyone hurt him in 2020 race when nothing sticks to him. They call him lazy or bad President, he points all the things he has done peace in Korea, if he leaves in Afghanistan so end of war in middle east and how unemployment is down and stock is up. If they attack him for saying horrible things be just shrugs and says so what, his voters Cleary dosent care. Russia thing is only one that can hurt him but he propaly go to war whit Venezuela and throws some sanctions to Russian so his bullet proof in that front.
Yeah because now her response basically has to be "I'm not native american don't call me Pocahontas anymore" which undercuts her career for the last 35 years.
I shared this on my group chat last night, which has both former slave owners & genderfluid art history majors (republics & democrats) and everyone thought it was funny because we're not a bunch of faggots that get our feelings hurt over a joke.
Elizabeth Warren likes to think of herself as a Native American, but a DNA test Trump suggested and she took showed she's only like 1/1024th indigenous. It's like Amerimutts who are totally (1/16th) Irish, but it allowed Warren to get some PoC brownie points.
Pocahontas is nothing new for Trump, but in his infinite wisdom he managed to reference Trail of Tears so some bombastic drama is bound to develop.
I remember when her results came out and there was an article at the top of r/news which triumphantly proclaimed “Elizabeth Warren releases DNA results - She’s Native American” and people were making smug unironic ‘heh.....drumpf btfo.....how will he ever recover.....’ comments. That was a weird one.
Omg one of the Krassenfuck's sent three response tweets and they're just "RACIST!!" "BIGOT!" "LIAR!!" lmao. Guarantee'd he was so hyped up after sending those he needed to jack it.
these retards get so mad because trump is immune to any kind of backlash. If it was a normal citizen they would be able to dox them ect. But with trump he just gets away with it and they can't do shit about it.
Does this chink actually believe Warren is a native or something? Mind-bogglingly racist lmao, just wait until he learns some people (not me) call blacks the n-word.
Eugene Gu aka Kaepernick Doctor Kneeler may be the most pathetic and sad person in America. It's astounding how he has 10 tangentially related tweets just waiting to be unleashed each time Daddy says something.
I dont really get the whole /#resist thing anyway.
Trump is like a dude from a silent movie era, stumbling about and making a fool of himself. But instead of pointing and laughing,they act like he's literally Hitler.
Remember all the trannies who said they're gonna be stuck in some half transitioned body because Trump is gonna make their meds illegal if he's voted president?
The ratio of people actually calling Trump literally Hitler vs meth'd out Trumpoids bitching about people calling Trump literally Hitler must be like 10:1000 by now. This meme got stale by early 2017.
Well akshually dont you see the similarities between the concentration camps and when he says fake news == lugenpresse? Nazis didn't start with the Holocaust btw 👏👏👏
O Prophet! Tell your wives and your daughters and the women of the believers to draw their cocks all over their bodies. That will be better, that they should be known so as not to be annoyed.
I'll let you know that if you refuse to stick you tongue and dick into a somewhat aesthetically pleasing open wound, you are in fact a bigot and a transphobe.
Remember all the trannies who said they're gonna be stuck in some half transitioned body because Trump is gonna make their meds illegal if he's voted president?
This 👆🏽 would have made me actually vote for him TBH.
Well he got fired from residency for being an idiot so he isn’t practicing anything and doesn’t have nurses unless he has them locked in his basement. Which he might.
id still say "i have never seen a thin person drinking diet coke" is the top one, followed by the one where he warned someone in 2013 that he was gonna be president/
Is this guy retarded enough to make a Trail of Tears joke on Twatter or did he genuinely meant 'campaign trail', but is retarded enough not to realise the bad PR using that word, in this context, would bring?
This. I don't like Trump but the man is wicked good at mud-slinging. He knows how to label people and make it stick. Guaranteed that this native american stuff is going to dog Warren the entirety of her (probably short-lived) campaign.
Honestly, Trump has said so many things that if others were to say it would've completely destroyed their lives and their employability and he just shrugs it off like a fart in a train full of people.
It also helps that media and himself is constantly creating new scandals so no single blemish has time to fully soak in other than long term stuff like the investigation
Not to mention that even though there are many, many things you can criticize daddy for, the media just HAS TO keep him in the news cycle 24/7, so they publish some petty shit and occasionally even lies or misleading articles, which is just a simple ammo for him to use and call them "FAKE NEWS!!".
In a desperate attempt to paint Trump as an enemy of the people at every single opportunity, they just allow him to call media the enemy of the people.
She won't since Warren has a pathological need to put her foot in her mouth. What kind of idiot is goaded into taking a DNA test by some Twitter banter?
Even though not releasing would've looked bad, it wouldn't've been so godawful retarded. Even some spin could have been put on it, "I'll release my results when you release your returns".
What is up with that Eugene MD guy always at the top of Trump's Twitter replies? Is he a real doctor or LARPing? Because I'm pretty sure a real doctor does not have the time or interest to constantly reply to Trump's tweets
I know DailyDot blows, but the Duke and Vanderbilt news articles on him were absurdly biased in his favor and weren’t objective in the slightest. They basically overlooked his scuminess and lionized him because he “stood up for diversity” and “opposed white nationalism” while completely sidestepping his flaws. He isn’t renowned enough a figure to merit a piece in a bigger news site, so... DailyDot it is.
What they think- Trump is Hitler who weaponized twitter and used it to Blitzkrieg Dems so now they are appropriating his technique and using it against him.
What it is - Some retarded faggot chimps shrieking flinging shit at each other
Yeah but he was right tho. Not my first choice either. Then like all the other woman who accused Daddy, when he pulled out his big legal dick and threatened to sue them for slander/libel or whatever they disappeared into the wood work
The way I see it, the country seems to be running pretty well on auto-pilot plus we get a massive amount of drama straight out of the oval office. I'll never vote for a non-retard again.
I mean once Ginsberg kicks it, and daddy gets another SCOTUS appointment, the supreme court will basically be the right wing christian version of the Supreme Council of the Cultural Revolution in Iran.
Not Trumps fault that Ginsberg is having health issue. DNC better contract a golden throne and get thousands of psykers to be sacrificed if they think it is really going to be that grim.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-09
I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut-in Chapo poster has in his whole fucking life. I might make jokes about women on /r/drama, but IRL I'm one of the fucking girls and fine with it.
When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy.
The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz.
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1 10IphonesIcarlyyyyyy 2019-02-09
Maybe I’m looking into this too much, but did he capitalize TRAIL as a reference to the trail of tears?
1 sendmethrow 2019-02-09
You're not, we're in for some juicy drama.
1 10IphonesIcarlyyyyyy 2019-02-09
Oh it’s fucking lit
1 charming_tatum 2019-02-09
Its ambiguous enough for him to deny and say he was speaking of just the campaign trail. The only way Warren can beat him is to make an even more offensive yet ambiguous joke. Maybe something about james town settlers being cannibals...that's too obscure. She should just call him a faggot
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-02-09
What's Trump a descendant of? Plenty of material if he's Irish or Italian.
1 Gugulen1 2019-02-09
His mom's Scottish.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Anne_MacLeod_Trump
1 Singulaire 2019-02-09
He is Trump MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod.
1 aPocketofResistance 2019-02-09
Except he didn’t troll her ancestors, she is a faux Native American. It’s her fraud that’s been trolled.
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-02-09
Yeah, but it can only be trolled by treating it like it's legit. He couldn't say the same thing to Hillary Clinton and get that effect.
1 aPocketofResistance 2019-02-09
Most people know she fraudulently claimed to be Native American, presumably to gain some minority advantage and points for being part of a disadvantaged group. Trump will make sure they don’t forget.
1 thetinguy 2019-02-09
Y I K E S
1 aPocketofResistance 2019-02-09
I was trolling those faggots.
1 YEET_ON_THEM_LIBS 2019-02-09
Please leave, faggot.
1 djlewt 2019-02-09
Actually you toxic fucks are the unwelcome ones.
1 YEET_ON_THEM_LIBS 2019-02-09
Shut the fuck up you idiot.
Acting like I cant beat the absolute shit out of you at any time of the day. You're fucking lucky that I have the restraint to only insult your low IQ or else you'd be in a world of pain. Now, please leave, faggot.
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-02-09
Please leave faggot
1 EternallyMiffed 2019-02-09
Buy extra strength bleach
1 TheDameLillard 2019-02-09
Holy fuck, moralposters OUT OUT OUT
1 thetinguy 2019-02-09
2004 called and they said that aint it chief
1 YEET_ON_THEM_LIBS 2019-02-09
Listen dude, I just come her to laugh with the bros and say slurs. If you can't accept that then I need you to leave.
1 Glatavaton 2019-02-09
Hey everyone, don’t listen to this guy, he browses the hate-sub known as r/MillionDollarExtreme . He is literally a Nazi-Russian-Troll
1 thetinguy 2019-02-09
nope.avi
1 RecallRethuglicans 2019-02-09
He is attacking her Native American ancestry.
1 aPocketofResistance 2019-02-09
She doesn’t have any Native American ancestry, BECAUSE SHE IS NOT NATIVE AMERICAN.
1 charming_tatum 2019-02-09
We're all native American on this blessed day
1 funkeepickle18 2019-02-09
Doesn't matter, Dems can't bantz. Or they're afraid to.
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-02-09
They go high, we go low
1 EternallyMiffed 2019-02-09
They go low, we go even lower.
1 Happypumkin 2019-02-09
They already tried to make fun of his family's original name with drumpf
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-02-09
Well that is a pretty stupid name, as someone with a stupid name myself.
1 Happypumkin 2019-02-09
Yeah but making fun of a name that a person's family changed generations ago as some kind of insult is pretty retarded
1 Red_of_Head 2019-02-09
Wasn’t the whole point that he called some journalist or actor by their changed surname?
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1 EternallyMiffed 2019-02-09
The whole thing was exceedingly weak.
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2019-02-09
German-Scottish
1 alexmikli 2019-02-09
German and Scottish
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-02-09
Not to mention he has literally already written out Trail of Tears in a previous insult tweet.
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-02-09
Without a doubt.
1 imajustgo 2019-02-09
Channeling Andrew Jackson, my favorite president 😍
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-02-09
this, but unironically
1 Glatavaton 2019-02-09
He also seems to constantly butt heads with the Federal Reserve
Trump is a reincarnation of Andrew Jackson confirmed
1 GIANT_BLEEDING_ANUS 2019-02-09
lmao
Thanks for catching that for us non-burgercels
1 punkstarbitch 2019-02-09
If he didn’t he’s a fucking moron anyway for not knowing what people would assume he means. American history isn’t taught disproportionately where I’m from and it’s still among the global historical atrocities taught to like 10 year old kids.
1 tcpip4lyfe 2019-02-09
Jesus what an asshole. This is going to be great.
1 mcantrell 2019-02-09
Yes, you're looking into this too much. Your DNC membership package will be in the mail next week.
1 itsCaffeine 2019-02-09
He’s too stupid to reference something like that. He capitalized “TRAIL” because he’s a senile old grandpa who hasn’t had his internet privileges taken away like he should have a long time ago.
1 ObsessedAussie 2019-02-09
1 DistortedLines 2019-02-09
Oh my god 😭😭😭
1 Fletch71011 2019-02-09
There's just no fucking way our president referenced one of the worst atrocities our government committed as a burn on another presidential candidate. I'd think I wouldn't be surprised at this point, but holy shit, this dude is nuts.
1 _-ctrl-_ 2019-02-09
There is some striking similarity between Jackson and Trump. Glad to see it’s finally being embraced.
1 sendmethrow 2019-02-09
He's got a picture of Jackson in the Oval Office, he knows.
1 NoahHaders 2019-02-09
There was like an Indian recognition photograph in the Oval Office, and they moved the Jackson painting so it was in the background. What a douchebag.
1 ubermanwolf 2019-02-09
U mean ultrachad
1 Dildokin 2019-02-09
That's a powermove, why are natives still cucked in the reserves anyway. As if the politicians in north america arent masturbating at the thought of keeping an entire population neutered.
1 couchlox 2019-02-09
Virgin daddy attack force strikes again
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-02-09
You'd have to be retarded to think Jacson was like Trump
Both of them have had attempted Assassinations and Jackson just fucking caned the dude.
Like the verb, to cane, Jesus stopped bullets twice from hitting him.
Maybe if Trump reveals by saying "have mexico pay for it" he meant putting mexicans into the Wall or some horrible atrocity
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-02-09
Nope. That would be the Chinese
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-02-09
jackson famously murdered 30 dryads to make his witch beating cane of hickory
hickory is famous for it's magical properties dating back thousands of years, he's the most famous wizard in America
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-02-09
And that's why his biggest fan is known as Grand Wizard.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-02-09
Jackson was a veteran of Negro Fort he has a right to murder everyone ever who didn't support him.
It was the Remember the Maine of the time, even Quincy Adams supported that fight.
1 porygonzguy 2019-02-09
That...can't be a real thing, can it?
1 ubermanwolf 2019-02-09
One of the most hilarious battles in history. They shot an explosive reserve within the fort and 270 of the enemy immediately perished. The fort was also on Spanish land (which Florida was at the time) so they baited fire with boats close to it. When the fort fired at them they already had a plan to destroy it. The 9th shot fired at the fort was heated to the point of smoldering, and it hit gunpowder. The inhabitants of the fort were a bunch of indians and fugitive slaves armed by some British dick.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-02-09
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negro_Fort
1 libelecsBlackWolf 2019-02-09
What? Who tried to kill Trump?
1 IllustriousQuail 2019-02-09
Some Millennial went to one of his rallies, grabbed a gun off a security guard, and tried to shoot Trump (but got taken-down first). It was a pretty JV performance, but it still counts I guess.
1 Patsy02 2019-02-09
When you're against guns, but you need one to assassinate the POTUS
1 DoesntSmellLikePalm 2019-02-09
iirc it was an autistic britfag who thought he would be a hero but didn’t know that holsters are designed to not let random people grab out of them.
1 Redactor0 2019-02-09
That had to have been pretty embarrassing. He thought he was going to be the savior of the world but within a few hours every news outlet was publishing that we has a card-carrying sperg.
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-09
britbings don’t give a shit about guns
1 Patsy02 2019-02-09
More worried about butter knives and bike wheels
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-02-09
An Illegal Immigrant
1 Plexipus 2019-02-09
A Britbong
1 Mikeavelli 2019-02-09
I hear Jackson wore blackface in college and never apologized for it.
1 SpeakLikeAChild04 2019-02-09
Trump likes Jackson so much because his face is on our money which is something that Trump badly wants for himself. He wants to create a 420 dollar bill and he wants his face on it.
1 lostvoicescallingout 2019-02-09
someone get that man a wheel of cheese
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-02-09
fuck off andrew jackson is unironically the greatest president in american history
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-02-09
wrong, the greatest president was Samuel Huntington
Cyrus Griffin and George Washington are tied for worst
1 Redactor0 2019-02-09
Yeah, let's let a bunch of retarded hicks run our banking system with no regulation. I wonder who would suggest that? 🤔 🤔 🤔
1 chameleon_stain 2019-02-09
Except Jackson wanted to abolish the Electoral College 🤔🤔🤔
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1 grungebot5000 2019-02-09
“finally”? he’s openly called him his idol since before he took office lol
he gave a bunch of speeches in front of a Jackson portrait, including that one for the natives
i mean i still think that tweet was worth it, but goddamn dude he’s just inviting the genocide comparisons now
1 KingNothing305 2019-02-09
Its the shitty hair right?
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-02-09
He's truly based and redpilled
1 ne_cleveland 2019-02-09
It's actually genius because if it becomes a thing it will ultimately just be more focus on the Warren native american thing, with the left and the press just falling into his trap once again.
1 Turtle_shell_wok 2019-02-09
Not sure how to be offended by it
1 Matues49 2019-02-09
Imagine falling for the 'Daddy is le master media manipulator' meme after 2+ years of spegalicious twitter posts lmao
1 oss_spy 2019-02-09
Imagine falling for the 'Daddy is owned by le Russians' meme after 2+ years of no findings lmao
1 Matues49 2019-02-09
all things considered, this goalpost moving is probably the most exercise you had in years
1 oss_spy 2019-02-09
Lmao how can it be goalpost moving when I'm literally talking about the other side of the coin using your own words?
And if you want to see how active I am you should look through my post history, I'm sure you'll find something that indicates how much exercise I get. Then again, owning the evil republicans probably gives you a massive dopamine rush and you wouldn't want to risk that.
1 theivoryserf 2019-02-09
Republican politicians are unironically evil though
1 oss_spy 2019-02-09
Dear Sub-Human Filth,
I'm appealing to all of you stupid idiots to vote Democrat in 2020. That is if you have the basic education enough to read a ballot, anyway. I understand the majority of you racist rednecks can't even read this post, though. But those who can, please pass my message on to the rest of your inbred family.
We Democrats are morally, culturally and intellectually superior to you in every way. I will qualify myself by noting that I have a Liberal Arts degree from a college, which you obviously have never been to, if you even know what one is. I also have a black friend. I have been told by several professors that everything you hold dear is terrible. Therefore you, personally, are also terrible.
I don't know you, but I know that you're racist. I also know that you hate gay people and still get scared during lightning storms.
The religion which you hold closely, greatly believe in, and which brings you comfort--you are wrong because I'm smarter than you and I'm telling you so. It is one of the many reasons why you are stupid and I'm better than you.
You see, us Democrats want a system which helps everyone in the world. Our system is designed around love and kindness to everyone. If you don't agree, I hate you.
It's not too late to change. If you knew your history, which of course you don't, you'll remember a time in America when Indians were dragged away from their homes and forced to assimilate into white society. Well, we want to change that kind of behaviour (sorry for my spelling, as I'm not from your country) by making sure you go to college and have a small apartment in a big, busy coastal city, where you belong. That will help you rid yourselves of your backward, incorrect culture and way of thinking. We'll do everything we can to make sure you agree with us and say all the right things and not be brainwashed against thinking the same way we do.
All of you stupid, backward, redneck, racist, homophobic, uneducated yokels need to realize we're trying to build a classless society where we all get to live in harmony with each other, where we're all equal. If you only understood that you wouldn't be so much worse of a person than I am.
So please vote Democrat. Help me help you, you worthless motherfuckers.
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1 Penguinproof1 2019-02-09
The goalpost has always been if Trump is le owned by Russia with peepee tapes, he'll get impeached any second now.
1 theivoryserf 2019-02-09
Yeah, believe it or not though, these things aren't instantaneous. His first campaign manager is now going to jail, as well as several important people him. You have to be being deliberately obtuse to think this is still a 'nothingburger'.
1 oss_spy 2019-02-09
They're not instantaneous nor true
1 theivoryserf 2019-02-09
we'll see
1 oss_spy 2019-02-09
We've seen
1 theivoryserf 2019-02-09
great you have nothing to worry about then
1 oss_spy 2019-02-09
Yeah I'm not
1 Penguinproof1 2019-02-09
Well, they better not take any more time, or else they'll start to impeach Trump when he's two years out if office.
1 redblaze17 2019-02-09
Trump is under a criminal investigation right now. Its going takes time for the Deep State to remove him from office. Right now the Deep State is working on indicting Daddy Jr. But before they do that the Deep State has to find him on a map.
1 Talran 2019-02-09
lol, investigation ongoing, constantly hitting people from the campaign.
but hilldawg was hounded for ages and they found.....??? (LOCK HER UP!)
1 oss_spy 2019-02-09
Two years, no findings. Didn't Mueller say something similar?
Didn't her investigation state that she wouldn't go to jail but were it up to them she would have been fired from her position of Secretary of State?
1 Talran 2019-02-09
Pretty much, just a "she done goofed bad". Just the same way they're now goofing with no repercussions as well, so you can assume BAU lol
And I wouldn't really say "the investigation is ongoing, oh yeah here's another indictment" is "no findings".... especially against the total joke of a show they had against killary. If she was actually criminally guilty of something (that they don't endorse fully, like killing brownies or selling to SA) they would have had her hook line and sinker.
1 oss_spy 2019-02-09
Yeah so don't you think they should've had Trump hook line and sinker?
1 Talran 2019-02-09
If he did something criminal, and it wasn't just about bringing down as many people as he could that boned him? sure.
1 I_Fap_To_Zamasu 2019-02-09
Do you know how difficult it is to remove a president without a bullet?
1 oss_spy 2019-02-09
Nixon had an actual investigation and he resigned before he was removed, but I'm sure your assassination wet dream will come true one day. Maybe you should take matters into your own hands?
1 I_Fap_To_Zamasu 2019-02-09
I'm kiwi and couldnt give a shit about Trump I am just here to point and laugh at faggots like you
1 oss_spy 2019-02-09
>posts like he cares
>claims he doesn't
1 I_Fap_To_Zamasu 2019-02-09
Go project somewhere else.
1 oss_spy 2019-02-09
Struck a nerve, did I? Don't tell me you're upset. Take a bar and chill bro
1 I_Fap_To_Zamasu 2019-02-09
You done sperging yet or are you going to continue? I must say I am impressed with your dedication to the rules of this sub.
1 oss_spy 2019-02-09
"We need to impeach trump but we can't, assassination is the only way"
"lmao shut up retard"
"bro i odnt care WTF"
1 I_Fap_To_Zamasu 2019-02-09
I was just pointing out that it's difficult to remove a president retard. Still I have to applaud you for attempting to make this dramatic.
1 oss_spy 2019-02-09
"I don't care"
>proceeds to care immensely
1 I_Fap_To_Zamasu 2019-02-09
I still dont care no matter how hard you try. All those burgers are clogging up your brain.
1 oss_spy 2019-02-09
"I don't care"
>still cares
1 I_Fap_To_Zamasu 2019-02-09
Keep trying maybe one day your dad will come home.
1 oss_spy 2019-02-09
"I don't care"
>obviously still cares
1 I_Fap_To_Zamasu 2019-02-09
You got boring fast.
1 oss_spy 2019-02-09
I'm trying to imagine what it's like to care so much while also claiming not to
1 I_Fap_To_Zamasu 2019-02-09
Maybe look inside yourself?
1 oss_spy 2019-02-09
I don't recall claiming not to care
1 I_Fap_To_Zamasu 2019-02-09
I dont recall caring.
1 redblaze17 2019-02-09
Imagine falling for the 'But Her Emails' meme after 2+ years of no findings.
1 oss_spy 2019-02-09
Hey, if you don't believe that she knew about the Benghazi attacks and failed to act then that's on you.
1 redblaze17 2019-02-09
Imagine falling for the 'She knew about Benghazi' meme after Republicans grilled her for 11 straight hours.
1 oss_spy 2019-02-09
lol ok dude
1 redblaze17 2019-02-09
You should be laughing at yourself for believing that Hillary knew about the Benghazi attacks in advanced.
1 employee10038080 2019-02-09
But he is, isn't he? The media coverage he received during the 2016 campaign was a huge reason he the election.
1 Matues49 2019-02-09
Don't attribute to genius that which is adequately explained by stupidity. Trump, being a retard, kept saying outrageously retarded things during the campaign trail. The media covered it because, duh, that's what the media do, they live to report bizzare & outrageous events. His equally retarded fanbase just ate it up and became energized.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-02-09
I mean, he is an idiot, but he is still pretty good at media manipulation, as evidenced by the fact that he, a twitter retard managed to get the presidency.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-02-09
Even a retarded sperg knows how to set the political equivalent of a box propped up by a stick.
1 chunk_o 2019-02-09
Is that not a good thing?
1 funkeepickle18 2019-02-09
The craziest thing about this - you already know there's going to be next to zero political fallout for this. Nothing fucking sticks to the guy.
Meanwhile, Democrats debate whether they should chuck their Virginia governor for wearing blackface is HS 30 years ago.
1 doublenuts 2019-02-09
That's because Democrats scream loudly about this kind of shit, while Republicans don't care.
Democrats have to stick to their own standards or they'll be hypocrites. Republicans don't have those same standards, because they don't give a shit if someone did blackface 30 years ago.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-02-09
Lmao Republicans care about people wearing Blackface how deranged are you.
How high off of sniffing your own superior farts are you?
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-02-09
Republicans care when Democrats wear black face, because the Democrats are the ones screeching about the horrible behavior or wearing black face. The Democrats need to be held to their own standards.
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-02-09
they literally forced a republican sos to quit last week for an old blackface picture
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-02-09
Ertel, there's another one who dressed up as his BFF for celebrity day or something, dunno if he's quit yet.
the Amount of Cope in my inbox lmao
1 onenight1234 2019-02-09
Tfw you got into politics 2 years ago after an epic sjw meme on pol
1 thedeevolution 2019-02-09
I’m pretty high off my superior farts honestly, cause I’m not retarded enough to gay up drama with seriousposting. If you donald loving mongs are gonna come here and stink up the joint at least be funny.
1 doublenuts 2019-02-09
Not gonna lie, I was pretty high before, but watching you type like you're retarded just made it even better.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-02-09
Go back to /r/Politics seriousposter who thinks republicans don't care about blackface when they literally just fired 2 guys for wearing blackface.
I know you think literally every good thing Repubs do is because of Dems so it's pointless to talk to you.
1 doublenuts 2019-02-09
I'm a Republican, you fucking retard.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-02-09
You can be a retarded /r/Politics serious poster and still be Republican, I bet you are raising shit about the "New Green Deal" or the new york thing
1 Woolgun 2019-02-09
Unless it was a Democrat. A lot of conservatives and even Trump supporters suddenly cared. Even Daddy tweeted about it a couple of times.
Although I guess he never really condemns the blackface, just says it's a horrible picture and that he was lying.
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-02-09
they literally forced a republican sos to quit last week for an old blackface picture
1 doublenuts 2019-02-09
Nah, they don't care then, they just know an easy win when they see one. They don't have to care to hold the other side to the standards they claim to have.
1 Pro_Extent 2019-02-09
At this point I'm not even sure if Republicans know if they're sarcastically fuck around or genuinely outraged when shit like this happens.
Remember when people kept saying the CNN reporter "put hands on the poor young girl" as if he'd backhanded her to the ground and unbuckled his belt? The tenacity of some people was fucking retarded in how hard they tried to drive the narrative that it was physical abuse.
It seems like the idea that Democrats are bleeding heart hypocrites is far more important than the actual things they bleed hearts about at this point and everything else is just noise.
1 doublenuts 2019-02-09
That's easy.
They are genuinely outraged at Democrats and sarcastically fuck around at Democrats' standards.
Nobody, for example, on the Republican side of the aisle gives a fuck that Northam wore blackface for a stupid joke in the '80s, but they're realpolitik enough to realize that since he, his lieutenant governor, and his AG all have some kind of outlandish Democrat-values-violating shit going on, they could get the Republican Speaker of the House of Delegates in the governor's mansion.
Republicans want to win. That's it.
1 Pro_Extent 2019-02-09
Except when they pull this shit they drive home the outrage so consistently without bringing up double standards that it just looks like them getting angry at Democrats when they do thing that don't bother them/willfully ignore when Republicans do it.
I.e. literally exactly the same kind of hypocrisy
1 InboxMeYourButthole 2019-02-09
I'm not sure how many times this has to be explained to you, but I'll give it another bash - they don't care if they look like hypocrites. What they are doing is holding Democrats to the standards that Democrats hold and live by, but Republicans do not hold and live by, in order to win easy victories.
It's the same reason I can eat bacon, but would laugh at a hardcore Jew/Muslim for eating bacon. I don't live by those rules, so I don't have to follow them. They do live by those rules, so they have to follow them. I personally do not care if someone eats bacon. Me pointing out that a hardcore Jew/Muslim shouldn't eat bacon is not the same as me being outraged at the act of eating bacon. It also doesn't make me a hypocrite for eating it myself.
I've made myself hungry for bacon now. I hope you're happy.
1 totalrandomperson 2019-02-09
Holding people to their own standards is a good thing.
Especially if those standards are retarded.
1 DentonDan 2019-02-09
if your standard is to fire someone for a yearbook photo 35 years ago. Those standards are shit.
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-02-09
they literally forced a republican sos to quit last week for an old blackface picture
1 Hemingwavy 2019-02-09
It's because Republicans aren't interested in holding themselves accountable while Democrats want to hold everyone accountable.
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-02-09
they literally forced a republican sos to quit last week for an old blackface picture
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-02-09
Alright, we heard you.
1 Matues49 2019-02-09
https://i.imgur.com/aRy76Vh.png
1 seenten 2019-02-09
Usually their programming is at least good enough to vary the response a bit
1 BeerGunsCamping 2019-02-09
Oh hey, I know you
1 Hemingwavy 2019-02-09
In the 1970s Trump was sued by and settled with the DoJ for running for segregated housing.
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-02-09
ok? my reply was actually relevant.
1 InboxMeYourButthole 2019-02-09
Why would republicans want to hold themselves accountable to democrat standards? That's letting your opponent decide how you can behave, whilst also knowing that half your opponents are wingnut SJWs who make up the rules as they go along.
1 Hemingwavy 2019-02-09
Probably because they'd look like abject shit. They don't even measure up to their own standards. I personally never thought I'd see the day a USA president attempts felliato on the dictator of North Korea but here we are, and he's a Republican.
1 InboxMeYourButthole 2019-02-09
It's not that simple though, is it? He also called him short and fat on twitter and then insinuated it in person. Didn't they end up acquiescing to all of his demands too?
Whereas under Clinton (the relevant one), it went the opposite way, and America got completely cucked by them after giving them everything they demanded.
Weird hill to die on. I would've gone with the Saudis or something, but then I guess Democrats fellating the Saudis aren't exactly in short supply.
1 Hemingwavy 2019-02-09
No. Trump unconditionally accepted them as a nuclear state and now even though we know they're making more fissile material missiles, Trump can't admit he fucked up so the USA isn't taking any actions against them for doing so.
Clinton had a GOP HoR for much of his presidency.
Trump is the guy selling Saudis weapons, who ignored the CIA when they told him they murdered a permanent American resident.
You can't be geniunely this stupid and a waste of oxygen. Quit the fentanyl or do more of it.
1 InboxMeYourButthole 2019-02-09
Admittedly, I had no idea about the nuclear weapons stuff.
Well yeah, because he's the dude in charge now lmfao
I beg to differ.
1 Hemingwavy 2019-02-09
God right wing people are gross.
1 InboxMeYourButthole 2019-02-09
I'm not even American m8, my position on the political spectrum is so far left it doesn't even register with American mainstream politics. Are you one of those comical American liberals who think you're left-wing?
1 Hemingwavy 2019-02-09
Eugh.
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-02-09
they literally forced a republican sos to quit last week for an old blackface picture
1 letter_of_resignatio 2019-02-09
It's all about choosing at what hill to die at. Dems are really bad at that.
1 onenight1234 2019-02-09
Except republicans very much cared about the black face thing you absolute retard.
1 DentonDan 2019-02-09
Good. The joke was funny and a perfect jab at ole Pocahontas.
1 Matues49 2019-02-09
If you're a pubescent /pol/ cavebeast or a fent'd out boomer, maybe
1 EternallyMiffed 2019-02-09
What's the matter? Don't you have somewhere better to go be genocided?
1 bearshark713 2019-02-09
Rule one of leadership: Never Apologize
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-02-09
He should have just called her Horsenigger and be done with it 😹😹😹
1 TooLateRunning 2019-02-09
He is truly the greatest, how long until some unhinged libs try to blame the trail of tears on him personally? Every time I think Trump has peaked he proves me wrong, there really is no limit to his power!
1 flotus_scrotus 2019-02-09
☝️☝️☝️
Imagine being unironically triggered by Daddy-tier Boomer Bait.
😂😂😂
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-02-09
I honestly doubt he meant trail of tears. He probably meant trail like in the Lone Ranger with her being Tonto. It's not like the Trail of Tears is on a lot of people's minds.
1 seenten 2019-02-09
Let's be honest, what percentage of burgers do we think actually learned about that little black mark on US history in school? 50%?
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-09
Um excuse me, I think you meant to say "African-American mark on US history." it's 2019 buddy
1 DentonDan 2019-02-09
I hope he did. That would be awesome.
1 theivoryserf 2019-02-09
ORSUm
1 DentonDan 2019-02-09
how was it an atrocity?
1 satanismyhomeboy 2019-02-09
No saloons along the way
1 y4my4m 2019-02-09
The natives were in their spiritual golden age, they were only a century away from discovering basic sanitation if it wasn't for evil wypipo
1 crg339 2019-02-09
Wow, I thought he meant campaign trail. Shit
1 letter_of_resignatio 2019-02-09
It's kind brilliant, how can anyone hurt him in 2020 race when nothing sticks to him. They call him lazy or bad President, he points all the things he has done peace in Korea, if he leaves in Afghanistan so end of war in middle east and how unemployment is down and stock is up. If they attack him for saying horrible things be just shrugs and says so what, his voters Cleary dosent care. Russia thing is only one that can hurt him but he propaly go to war whit Venezuela and throws some sanctions to Russian so his bullet proof in that front.
It's like 2016 all over again.
1 AsianVinylEnthusiast 2019-02-09
This truly is the dankest timeline
1 bunkerman11 2019-02-09
He made a genocide pun and it wasnt even funny.
14 year olds with did Nazi that coming memes do a better job.
1 MajesticReveal 2019-02-09
I just saw people on instagram freak out for calling a meeting a "pow wow", so this is actually great.
1 oss_spy 2019-02-09
Between that and "huddle", that's a common term used for meetings in the army. Maybe we're all deranged racists?
1 Nebor 2019-02-09
if_they're_brown_shoot_them_down.copypasta
1 gigi-has-issues 2019-02-09
It’s funny bc Elizabeth Warren contributes to a cookbook called Pow Wow Chow.
1 arandomloser21 2019-02-09
Was one his tard wranglers out to lunch or something. Holy fuck.
1 charming_tatum 2019-02-09
At some point high functioning retard turns into genius
1 Dr_Cocker 2019-02-09
Yeah because now her response basically has to be "I'm not native american don't call me Pocahontas anymore" which undercuts her career for the last 35 years.
4d
1 DentonDan 2019-02-09
how was this retarded?
1 zwiebelhans 2019-02-09
Seriously it was: mean, provokative, some will say racist. It was not dumb.
1 JakeArrietaGrande 2019-02-09
There's no way he wrote it himself. Referencing a history event without anything that looks like subtlety is way beyond his writing ability
1 MyAliasWasTaken 2019-02-09
Barron wrote it. We all know he’s really the one pulling the levers behind the scene.
1 vjaY619 2019-02-09
Just when I thought he had hit his shitposting peak he comes out with this. He's the gift that keeps on giving.
1 MtheDowner 2019-02-09
This tweet should be the litmus test for all humans.
If you start laughing uncontrollably, you're worthy of living.
If you unironically cheer or actually get buttblasted, you get the bullet.
1 MyAliasWasTaken 2019-02-09
I second this. Seriouscide now!
1 DentonDan 2019-02-09
wouldn't cheering and laughing be the same?
1 Pro_Extent 2019-02-09
No dipshit cheering and laughing would not be the same
1 Neon_needles 2019-02-09
What if you fist pump with one arm but fist your butthole with your other arm and let out a cry of joy?
1 Pro_Extent 2019-02-09
Still not the same but it's impressive.
1 JakeArrietaGrande 2019-02-09
hahaha, me too, fellow radical centrists. People who strongly believe things should be executed.
/r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-02-09
fuck off this is /r/RadicalCentrism territory
1 MyAliasWasTaken 2019-02-09
/r/dirtbagcenter is better.
1 cheers_grills 2019-02-09
Aliven't yourself faggot.
1 JakeArrietaGrande 2019-02-09
no u
1 Nebor 2019-02-09
I shared this on my group chat last night, which has both former slave owners & genderfluid art history majors (republics & democrats) and everyone thought it was funny because we're not a bunch of faggots that get our feelings hurt over a joke.
1 80BAIT08 2019-02-09
This is the best timeline. Hilarious
1 WatermelonMcNuggets 2019-02-09
absolute madman, holy shit. He takes 0 victims
1 ConfuseTheJews 2019-02-09
Warren will only have to travel 1/1024 of the distance though
1 sendmethrow 2019-02-09
Elizabeth Warren likes to think of herself as a Native American, but a DNA test Trump suggested and she took showed she's only like 1/1024th indigenous. It's like Amerimutts who are totally (1/16th) Irish, but it allowed Warren to get some PoC brownie points.
Pocahontas is nothing new for Trump, but in his infinite wisdom he managed to reference Trail of Tears so some bombastic drama is bound to develop.
1 aPocketofResistance 2019-02-09
Warren 1/2020th
1 JiggetyBiggety 2019-02-09
I remember when her results came out and there was an article at the top of r/news which triumphantly proclaimed “Elizabeth Warren releases DNA results - She’s Native American” and people were making smug unironic ‘heh.....drumpf btfo.....how will he ever recover.....’ comments. That was a weird one.
1 dingdong_bannu 2019-02-09
Those twitter comments are like some twilight zone or black mirror dystopian shit.
But then again... fucking based
1 sendmethrow 2019-02-09
How can they be so retarded and cry over some bantz when Trump literally referenced Trail of Tears in the tweet they're replying to?
1 cheers_grills 2019-02-09
You are overestimating their knowledge.
1 ComedicSans 2019-02-09
Christ, I'm not even an American and I got that reference.
1 1999-2017 2019-02-09
But he tweeted about that as wellk
1 TehAlpacalypse 2019-02-09
Cause the teeets are prewritten and bottled up to the top
1 ObsessedAussie 2019-02-09
Hahaha funny as fuck m8
1 Chukril 2019-02-09
Nothing makes me lose respect for an attending faster than them posting scrubbed in pictures on social media.
1 Feedbackplz 2019-02-09
Oh it gets better my friend. That particular guy, Eugene Gu, annoyed his fellow medical staff so bad with his constant unending REEEEEing against conservatives that he was actually kicked out of Vanderbilt University.
1 retupmocomputer 2019-02-09
Even better he was a resident (and got fired for his kerrurfle with trump)
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-09
kek
1 SSBB08 2019-02-09
Omg one of the Krassenfuck's sent three response tweets and they're just "RACIST!!" "BIGOT!" "LIAR!!" lmao. Guarantee'd he was so hyped up after sending those he needed to jack it.
1 ne_cleveland 2019-02-09
I've never read a trump twitter thread before. That's a LOT of boomer posting
1 DentonDan 2019-02-09
these retards get so mad because trump is immune to any kind of backlash. If it was a normal citizen they would be able to dox them ect. But with trump he just gets away with it and they can't do shit about it.
1 OnePercentOfMonster 2019-02-09
Does this chink actually believe Warren is a native or something? Mind-bogglingly racist lmao, just wait until he learns some people (not me) call blacks the n-word.
1 JurijFedorov 2019-02-09
How is it racist?
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-09
Eugene Gu aka Kaepernick Doctor Kneeler may be the most pathetic and sad person in America. It's astounding how he has 10 tangentially related tweets just waiting to be unleashed each time Daddy says something.
1 dingdong_bannu 2019-02-09
I dont really get the whole /#resist thing anyway. Trump is like a dude from a silent movie era, stumbling about and making a fool of himself. But instead of pointing and laughing,they act like he's literally Hitler.
Remember all the trannies who said they're gonna be stuck in some half transitioned body because Trump is gonna make their meds illegal if he's voted president?
1 Matues49 2019-02-09
The ratio of people actually calling Trump literally Hitler vs meth'd out Trumpoids bitching about people calling Trump literally Hitler must be like 10:1000 by now. This meme got stale by early 2017.
1 BCUOSPSEY 2019-02-09
Is this dr gu?
1 Penguinproof1 2019-02-09
Well akshually dont you see the similarities between the concentration camps and when he says fake news == lugenpresse? Nazis didn't start with the Holocaust btw 👏👏👏
1 _-ctrl-_ 2019-02-09
Implying they’re not stuck in a half-transitioned body anyway
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-09
Implying further that transitioning is a thing
1 Dr_Cocker 2019-02-09
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-09
the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between a penis & a vagina. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
1 Dr_Cocker 2019-02-09
O Prophet! Tell your wives and your daughters and the women of the believers to draw their cocks all over their bodies. That will be better, that they should be known so as not to be annoyed.
1 2938_throwd 2019-02-09
It’s a front bussy, and it’s magical.
1 Woolgun 2019-02-09
I'll let you know that if you refuse to stick you tongue and dick into a somewhat aesthetically pleasing open wound, you are in fact a bigot and a transphobe.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-02-09
Trump is a disk with a hologram stored on it, and #resisters are the projector.
1 DentonDan 2019-02-09
if only he did make transition illegal.
1 Glatavaton 2019-02-09
This 👆🏽 would have made me actually vote for him TBH.
1 what_he_has_had 2019-02-09
I bet his nurses can’t fucking stand him
1 Zac1245 2019-02-09
Well he got fired from residency for being an idiot so he isn’t practicing anything and doesn’t have nurses unless he has them locked in his basement. Which he might.
1 howcaniuseallthisroo 2019-02-09
He got fired for being loudly liberal in a very conservative field.
Source: I'm a surgeon and know how this shit works
1 dramallllama 2019-02-09
According to Wikipedia he beat his wife and molesting a girlfriend. Pretty safe to call the women he works with victims or future victims.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2019-02-09
That guy is convinced it's racist to mock someone who isn't native American for saying they were native american. I'm very confused.
1 DentonDan 2019-02-09
call them Indians.
1 Nebor 2019-02-09
Blanket-Americans.
1 DentonDan 2019-02-09
They all are, it's always the same idiots in his replys. The Doctor Chinamen those Krastein Brothers and a few other assorted retards.
1 EasySchmitty 2019-02-09
He got accused of male feministing his ex a while back.
1 jwil191 2019-02-09
This is on the Mount Rushmore of trump tweets
1 cheers_grills 2019-02-09
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1021234525626609666
1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-02-09
Maybe the secret to being a chad all along was to just embrace our inner tard
1 Glatavaton 2019-02-09
And remembering to have absolutely NO INHIBITION, even if what you say or do massively backfires
1 Aimless_Drifter 2019-02-09
all that's missing in that tweet is cyber police
1 Red_of_Head 2019-02-09
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/929511061954297857?lang=en
1 turtle_stank 2019-02-09
My personal favorite
1 MyAliasWasTaken 2019-02-09
https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948355557022420992
1 dildosaurusrex_ 2019-02-09
This is the best one
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2019-02-09
https://mobile.twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/257552283850653696?lang=en
1 HangryHenry 2019-02-09
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1090074254010404864
1 transoceanicdeath 2019-02-09
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/258640349872926720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/679506175239532545?lang=en
1 Glatavaton 2019-02-09
TRUMP IS TEAM JACOB CONFIRMED
1 MyAliasWasTaken 2019-02-09
S C H L O N G E D
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-02-09
id still say "i have never seen a thin person drinking diet coke" is the top one, followed by the one where he warned someone in 2013 that he was gonna be president/
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-02-09
The “nipples protruding, very disrespectful” one is pretty good.
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-02-09
i agree, plus fuck barney "let's roll the dice a little more" frank
1 GodOfComfyWorld 2019-02-09
‘Little Adam Schitt’ is my personal favorite. I was rolling when I saw that one.
1 theidiot221 2019-02-09
https://mobile.twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/954788467069870081?lang=en
my personal favorite
1 Mother_Jabubu 2019-02-09
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/179228808891731968
1 rsrfy 2019-02-09
Uh oh, looks like the Senator is about to go on the warpath
1 wootfatigue 2019-02-09
She’s sharpening her tomahawk at this very moment.
1 Glatavaton 2019-02-09
Lighting the smoke signals to gather all the surrounding tribes to the battle ground
1 Neon_needles 2019-02-09
Trump should give her a relief blanket to help with the pain of losing a primary.
1 SJCards 2019-02-09
Eugene is a massive try hard. Twitter needs to be eradicated.
1 Matues49 2019-02-09
Is this guy retarded enough to make a Trail of Tears joke on Twatter or did he genuinely meant 'campaign trail', but is retarded enough not to realise the bad PR using that word, in this context, would bring?
1 sendmethrow 2019-02-09
He wouldn't capitalize if that wasn't what he was getting at.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-02-09
It's obviously a trail of tears reference. Trump loves Andrew Jackson.
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-02-09
if you don't love andrew jackson, you're wrong
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-02-09
I guarantee you this will work out in his favor and Warren losing out on this exchange.
1 Feedbackplz 2019-02-09
This. I don't like Trump but the man is wicked good at mud-slinging. He knows how to label people and make it stick. Guaranteed that this native american stuff is going to dog Warren the entirety of her (probably short-lived) campaign.
1 Bentoki 2019-02-09
Its fucking brilliant how she has been btfo the campaign like an hour after announcing that she was running
1 Nebor 2019-02-09
You have to realize that the road to the presidency is a long and hard one, but she's 1/1024th of the way there.
1 vjaY619 2019-02-09
Honestly, Trump has said so many things that if others were to say it would've completely destroyed their lives and their employability and he just shrugs it off like a fart in a train full of people.
1 Named_NPC1 2019-02-09
It only destroys your life if you let it
1 hyledog 2019-02-09
It also helps that media and himself is constantly creating new scandals so no single blemish has time to fully soak in other than long term stuff like the investigation
1 Woolgun 2019-02-09
Not to mention that even though there are many, many things you can criticize daddy for, the media just HAS TO keep him in the news cycle 24/7, so they publish some petty shit and occasionally even lies or misleading articles, which is just a simple ammo for him to use and call them "FAKE NEWS!!".
In a desperate attempt to paint Trump as an enemy of the people at every single opportunity, they just allow him to call media the enemy of the people.
1 EternallyMiffed 2019-02-09
It doesn't help that the media is also and has been for a while the enemy of the people.
1 DuckSosu 2019-02-09
Ever since journalists conspired together to attack the most oppressed minority they have been the #1 enemy of the people.
1 EternallyMiffed 2019-02-09
Our patience has it's limits. One day we'll shut their dirty, lying mouths.
1 HangryHenry 2019-02-09
Warren should just ignore it and let him look like an idiot and not put her foot in her mouth.
1 IllustriousQuail 2019-02-09
She should. But I don't think she's going to.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-02-09
She won't since Warren has a pathological need to put her foot in her mouth. What kind of idiot is goaded into taking a DNA test by some Twitter banter?
1 chooxy 2019-02-09
And being retarded enough to release it when the results go against her narrative.
1 ioiidnsksi 2019-02-09
and she was proud that she's 1/1024. how the Dems think she's a viable candidate makes me laugh
1 CommaCommy 2019-02-09
Even though not releasing would've looked bad, it wouldn't've been so godawful retarded. Even some spin could have been put on it, "I'll release my results when you release your returns".
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-02-09
You must know a different Warren than I do.
1 ExtraSluttyOliveOil 2019-02-09
Lol that ship sailed the moment she posted her DNA results on Twitter and bragged about her heritage.
1 Wtfct 2019-02-09
bad PR?
rofl have you not been paying attention the last 3 years?
1 DentonDan 2019-02-09
trump is the opposite of retard in this case.
1 throwback31337 2019-02-09
It's bait.
1 Alimentas 2019-02-09
In what world are top level bantz "retarded"?
1 xGoldWizardx 2019-02-09
What is up with that Eugene MD guy always at the top of Trump's Twitter replies? Is he a real doctor or LARPing? Because I'm pretty sure a real doctor does not have the time or interest to constantly reply to Trump's tweets
1 SJCards 2019-02-09
Daddy broke people's brains.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-09
Basically he talks like a fag and his shits all retarded
1 hyledog 2019-02-09
Vote Camacho 2020!
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-09
True and factual
1 SlimjobDopamine 2019-02-09
You're a poet. 🤣🤣🤣
1 porygonzguy 2019-02-09
That's not helpful though, that describes 110% of /r/drama perfectly.
1 Gugulen1 2019-02-09
He was a resident at Vanderbilt until he got fired. He still has his M.D. license, but without a residency he can't actually practice medicine.
https://www.inquisitr.com/4944297/eugene-gu-doctor-known-for-anti-trump-tweets-loses-job-at-vanderbilt-university/
Alos, he was accused of sexual assault and domestic violence:
https://www.dailydot.com/irl/eugene-gu-accused-sexual-assault/
1 Penguinproof1 2019-02-09
Eugene Gu, former trainee.
1 TehAlpacalypse 2019-02-09
Oof
1 Gugulen1 2019-02-09
I know DailyDot blows, but the Duke and Vanderbilt news articles on him were absurdly biased in his favor and weren’t objective in the slightest. They basically overlooked his scuminess and lionized him because he “stood up for diversity” and “opposed white nationalism” while completely sidestepping his flaws. He isn’t renowned enough a figure to merit a piece in a bigger news site, so... DailyDot it is.
1 grep_var_log 2019-02-09
He's gonna be a medical celebrity when he's used as the case study for TDS in all the books.
1 EternallyMiffed 2019-02-09
OOoooof
1 Zac1245 2019-02-09
He got fired from residency so I assume he does nothing but sit at home and wait for Trump to tweet.
1 AntiIntellectual 2019-02-09
Smug chink doctor and Krassensteinbergblatt top of the comments as always
1 Firnin 2019-02-09
donnie sleeping on my boy Charles Curtis smh
1 RandolphCox 2019-02-09
RACIST!!
BIGOT!
LIAR!!
1 dingdong_bannu 2019-02-09
what goes through someones head when posting that? all caps and replying to yourself two times? Is there even a thought or is it just primal instinct?
1 RandolphCox 2019-02-09
the ironic thing is they started doing that to copy trumps writing style. which he does stuff like that. all caps, direct, and strong words.
if you stare into the abyss...the abyss stares back at you
1 tintin_i 2019-02-09
What they think- Trump is Hitler who weaponized twitter and used it to Blitzkrieg Dems so now they are appropriating his technique and using it against him.
What it is - Some retarded faggot chimps shrieking flinging shit at each other
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-02-09
Treezy wildin fr fr
1 ardasyenden 2019-02-09
You will never be this chad
Why even live
1 -Morgenstern- 2019-02-09
🤔🤔🤔
1 dissident87 2019-02-09
At this point the Dems should just nominate based on who Trump has the weakest roasting material on. If she’s nominated she’s toast
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-02-09
please jim webb
1 EternallyMiffed 2019-02-09
He'd probably call him a cuck.
1 roofied_elephant 2019-02-09
I can’t believe this is a serious point in the fucking presidential elections context.
1 Ung-Tik 2019-02-09
Dems, please nominate Warren. The first debate will be classified as a war crime.
Trump won't even prepare for the questions he'll just spend all night coming up with native American puns.
1 KBSuks 2019-02-09
“I’m going to wig-wham you so come Election Day so hard that you’re gonna Squanto back to that reservation.”
1 Nebor 2019-02-09
The war room is already working on making a whomp whomp joke work with "wampum."
1 Zozbot 2019-02-09
zoz
1 Zozbot 2019-02-09
zle
1 Zozbot 2019-02-09
zozzle
1 Mitson_Malak 2019-02-09
This comment should be remembered. I'll PM you once the debates come out.
1 Ung-Tik 2019-02-09
Quote me on this, he'll roast her so hard she'll start screaming "shire baggins".
1 JustStopDude 2019-02-09
I'm fairly sure that it means we are days away from Trump tweeting out the first presidential rape joke.
1 HangryHenry 2019-02-09
Didn't he insinuate a woman's sexual assault claims were fake, because she wasn't attractive enough to be sexually assaulted?
1 MatronaMakes 2019-02-09
Yeah but he was right tho. Not my first choice either. Then like all the other woman who accused Daddy, when he pulled out his big legal dick and threatened to sue them for slander/libel or whatever they disappeared into the wood work
1 PM_ME_YA_TATTAS 2019-02-09
fuck, now we're waiting for the holocaust joke
1 Nebor 2019-02-09
I don't think he'd burn the jews like that.
1 EternallyMiffed 2019-02-09
He has the best shekel shuffling jews working for him. The very best jews, let me tell you he has the most jewyest of jews.
1 modern_rabbit 2019-02-09
I wish Warren stood a chance in hell of winning, the cost of drama would plummet due to market saturation.
1 DentonDan 2019-02-09
she's an idiot.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-02-09
Having an idiot in the WH is exactly what causes loads of drama
1 bamename 2019-02-09
she does have gud chances tho lol
1 BasicallyADoctor 2019-02-09
He's really off the reservation with this one!
1 DentonDan 2019-02-09
I love the usual crying from the "woke" crowd in the responses to it.
1 libelecsBlackWolf 2019-02-09
MRW
1 KBSuks 2019-02-09
1 NoahLasVegas 2019-02-09
I mean in name yeah but with party ideologies switching it is kind of a mute point.
1 TendiesAndMeth 2019-02-09
Moot*
1 BlacJeesus 2019-02-09
Pocahontas rn
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1 BlacJeesus 2019-02-09
How does every shitpost of his beat the previous one of of the water? 😂
1 NoxiousToxic 2019-02-09
He called her this a while back and it caused an outrage, anyone remember?
1 Pepperglue 2019-02-09
When I thought he could not top his last bantz, and boy he did it.
It would be nice if he changed his shitposting skills to actually doing his job, but I sometimes think this ain't so bad either.
1 Nebor 2019-02-09
The way I see it, the country seems to be running pretty well on auto-pilot plus we get a massive amount of drama straight out of the oval office. I'll never vote for a non-retard again.
1 Pepperglue 2019-02-09
Good thing we are a democracy with a massive bureaucracy on its back.
It would suck if he really gets to decide whatever he wants. Yay for Separation of Powers
1 Nebor 2019-02-09
I mean once Ginsberg kicks it, and daddy gets another SCOTUS appointment, the supreme court will basically be the right wing christian version of the Supreme Council of the Cultural Revolution in Iran.
1 Pepperglue 2019-02-09
I doubt it would get that dramatic.
Not Trumps fault that Ginsberg is having health issue. DNC better contract a golden throne and get thousands of psykers to be sacrificed if they think it is really going to be that grim.
1 lickedTators 2019-02-09
That's not his normal shitposting hour. He didn't write this.
1 Larseetio 2019-02-09
This sub's trying pretty hard to be 4chan nowaday huh.
1 PixelatedFractal 2019-02-09
Fuck trump with a tire iron, but whatever that forever logical page is under his tweet can fuck a suck right off, too.
1 FromRussiaWithIove 2019-02-09
Drumpf officially finished
1 PixelatedFractal 2019-02-09
Le absolute state of trumpstruction
1 PM_ME_HUEY_MEMES 2019-02-09
Oof owie ouch my wounded knee.
1 InfiniteBumblebee 2019-02-09
Trail of Tears 2: Electric Chair Boogaloo
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2019-02-09
oh my fucking god
the way he’s going I’m taking bets on trump 2024
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-02-09
Based
1 AsianVinylEnthusiast 2019-02-09
Guys I found Trump's 2020 Campaign Slogan
1 ToTheNintieth 2019-02-09
Trump's a retard but he got bantz
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-09
Ok he normally comes out on too with her, but this one is kinda la-
ok fuck that got me
i mean, it’s not gonna play well, it’s is a joke about a genocide perpetrated by his idol, but goddamn if it wasn’t totally worth it