Jews did this

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things that never happened

TwoX posts

Like peanut butter and chocolate.

Part of their balanced breakfast

TwoX is so boring at this point 😒

To the drama poster that called me boring..

Thanks.

You helped me realize how strong I could be

if you're going to make up a story at least make it good

"Christmas cake" is a Japanese term to describe an unmarried woman older than 25, as in, no one wants to eat old Christmas leftovers after the 25th of December

combine this with the fact that Japanese women age more gracefully than white women and the Western equivalent would be 20 at best ...

2x poster? Her expiration date was 300 pounds ago

Even if it did happen, imagine crying and running away when some ancient old grandpa tries to give you 1940’s advice.

Does everyone under 30 have autism? Or is it just reddit?

Only reddit attracts this many

I wonder what dried up faster, her tears or her vagina?

I was walking down the street yesterday and some homeless guy started cat calling me. I ignored him and he said "one day you're gonna wake up and WISH you had a man because you're gonna be alone and no one's gonna want you"

tfw homeless people are a font of infinite wisdom

This just confirms my stance that the average foid has the mental fortitude of a chicken nugget.

plus he had my glasses so I couldn’t see

I grabbed my glasses and prescription and left in tears

How did she find her glasses? 🤔🤔🤭