this tbh

1  2019-02-12 by Dramaste

7 comments

You are seemingly intelligent enough to think of a witty Reddit name and even put a little clever flair next to it, yet this escapes you? Sweaty, go to an evening class or something....

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I'm just drunk and remembering the bad things I've done in my life. You sociopaths can probably relate.

πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

I know. But it's not over for you-cels yet.

Yeah, I know. I'll probably live a long life and die old and weak like a bitch.

Just like 99% of humanity. There's nothing wrong with that.

Shitting yourself while some underpaid caregiver cleans you up. I won't let that happen to me.

You're still like 40 billion years away from that and a lot can happen in that time.

I’m 87 in space ghost years

Sorry fam. It's Gimme the Loot or nothing for me. πŸ‘πŸ’πŸ’°πŸ’ΈπŸ”«

Gimme the bussy

don't do it hodor bitmoji man