*notices your infant son* Owo~~ what's this?

1  2019-02-12 by Eric_Style

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I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.

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Maulings a good job mate. Challenging work, out of doors, I guarantee you won't go hungry.

It ain't much, but it's maulin' work

and you're obviously an ignorant piece of shit that has no idea what you're talking about. I've never met a single pitbull owner that acted like this in my entire life and just about everyone I've ever met either own pit bulls or has in the past... and no we don't live in a poor town, not by a long stretch.

oh yeah and just to add one more tidbit of information that just shows how fucking retarded you are - of the thousands of pitbulls I've known throughout my life, only two of them were aggressive at all and they were trying to be attack dogs.. the rest were nothing but huge babies. Contrary to that I can't even count the number of mean labs and other breeds I've met on two hands..

so this just goes to show that your extensive knowledge of pitbull aggression comes from TV and the internet and not from actual personal experience with responsible dog owner

Source on this?

God damnit

And here I was thinking you were above this Steve.

Don't be mad at me because you got gotted

Cool. Of the two pitbulls i met, both of them bit into my parents’ timid boxer/shepherd deep enough for him to have serious stitches. First time was because he nudged the dog when going inside at the same time, second time was because he tried playing with the pitbull’s buddy ( a poodle ) and got maimed for that too. No, the owners werent Caesar the dog whisperer, you could easily blame it on them. But i will always see pitbulls for what they actually are; animals historically bred for war and fighting. Those instincts will always be there, and any random event could trigger them.

T R I G G E R

that was the name of one of the pitbulls.

muh nanny dog!!

I support the breed of peace in low income communities. It's a self solving problem.

Nanny dogs need to drink the antifreeze outside the slums

Cause at the end of the day, long as there’s 2 toddlers left on the planet, someone’s gonna want someone’s mauled

I'm not a crazed hellhound, Animal Control, I'm a pibble.

Well the difference being one dinchew muffin and the others mental sickness.

I’ll be honest with ya, my pit mommies, do not care for it.

dinchew nuffin

You just had to go and make it racist.

No u, actually

dinchew nuffin

Which race are you calling animals? I'm curious

dinchew nuffin

Sorry that it racist sweaty 😙😙😙

i think the lolcow is mad that you're making fun of the race of peace mayos

I'm making fun of the breed of peace and those who say they do no wrong. Our brapo friend is trying to call some unspecified race a bunch of savage animals. I just want to know what race he's referring to.

Mayos are animals

True tbh

Peace mayos? Not chocolate mayos?

maximum cope

din, din, din, dinchu nuffin ♪♫

Parried.

It's true, I'm not the one comparing a race of people to savage animals

r/unexpectedtf2

I honestly though this was a u/darqwolff stab low key tbh

Yeah you’re right I’d rather the pibble maul me

Same tbh

A pitbull once mauled u/darqwolff. Sadly, he escaped before the local ASPCA could catch and humanely euthenize the menace to society. The pitbull, however, was given a medal for his heroism.

The Virgin Baby vs The Chad Pitbull

does your baby really need both hands and both legs?

It's beginning for stumpcels

It’s over for infantcels

dude it's over for ___cels lmao

I thought I could make one more ok

It never began for “dude _ lmao”cels

It's over for "it's over for -cels"-cels

6 months old

still a virgin

Suifuel for hopecels, those infantcels are not gonna make it bro.

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The virgin baby

Day of the DarqWolf is not yet upon us.

He did say 10 years old was his lower limit, but he also said he could be talked down even lower. So maybe not even infants are safe.

https://imgur.com/1amfqp5

he could be talked down lower

By who, a 7 year old?

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Baby talk is a legit fetish and who's better than it than an actual baby?

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😬 😬 😬

post it to /r/virginvschad lol

I found it from there.

Aww what a cute heckin pibbles. He’ll maul you to death with kisses 🥰🥰🥰😍

dae some bad owners != all bad dogs??

(you have to be a coder to understand that btw)

Poor buzzfeed journalists

Anyone who discriminates against a breed of dog must also be a racists at heart. The same thought process found in breed discrimination is found in racial discrimination. Studies have also found that discrimination of pit bull breed originated in racism toward blacks. Ignorance and hate is a prevailing factor in this page. This truly is a hate group. As a dog trainer I am considered an expert in the area of dog behavior with years of experience dealing with all breeds including pits. The ignorance displayed with groups such as this is astonishing. Clearly the people who run this page have no experience with the breed and should be dismissed. Through my years of training , I have come to realize pits are hands down one of the best breeds I have ever dealt with. I have grown so found of them I now have 3 as members of my family.

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Great pasta

n a n n y d o g s

A mod actually told me this when I got banned from r/aww for pibble stats

I love dogs and pit bulls but that is the stupidest thing ever. Even if the dog is loving they are large, clumsy animals.

I'm going to choose this hill to die on and say I disagree with them being the best......

I don't hate Pits; I hate hood-hounds.

Except for the ripping the throats out of toddlers thing theyre amazing.

I’m banned from r/pitbulls for posting a video of a horse stomping a pibble that was attacking it

You aren’t a true dramatard unless you’re banned from r/pitbulls

I got banned from /r/trashpandas the other day, does that count

r/pitbulls ban or gtfo

i'll work on it, thanks

Were you the guy who stood your ground against the dumpster raider and popped it with a .22 and caused a shitshow?

no but i implied that guy did the right thing because raccoons are garbage animals and i was quickly banned

racoons would be great r/drama users, they fucking love garbage

popped it with a .22 and caused a shitshow?

First time I ever fired any form of gun was to shoot a racoon, use to catch them in the grain silo in these cages.

took em out back to the bush, just a bit away from where the sugar shack is, then shot them in the cage.

I remember the first one was likely not even near a year old, one of the cutest animals I had seen, but i also knew that one getting into your grain bags could fuck up a shit ton of product. So i shot it.

Next day was a 2 year old one, this fucker was less cute, and bloody vicious, kept trying to bite the barrel, in the end i got it though.

I remember one three year old one, super aggressive, proper violent, wouldn't sit still.

finally it kinda accepted its fate, but then went for the barrel when i pulled the trigger, so now it was still alive and bleeding, my uncle sorted that one out quick as it was better an experienced person finish it then me risk fucking it up more.

It was strange shooting them, but kinda made sense given the harm they do to farmland, and how city people think they are quite cute, yet often they just get taken from the city to rural areas, dumped, and then farmers have to put up with them.

Worst thing about racoons is that they can swim, and they will lure a dog out into water that is too deep for a dog, then begin drowning it, full on shoving its head under water until it is dead

So yeah, there's a story, if you see a racoon and your dog follows it near a body of water, then bring your dog back, because the fight will hurt your dog and if it gets into the water then your dog is getting anti waterboarded or outright drowned.

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I don’t have that but I am banned from /r/SubredditDrama. How’s that?

thats actually just as good, fuck SRDines

Me too lol they’re a bunch of pussies

Unlike you, the toughest dude on the Internet.

That’s right bitch

/r/UpliftingNews and /r/Awww both banned me for toddler mauling related posts.

I’m b& from MGTOW

Luckily, both pets got away with no injuries.

What a faggy video. I thought I was going to see [this].

That horse has bigger balls than the human holding a 5 foot pole

Damn, that dog just doesn't know when to give up, surprised it kept going for that long.

Yeah, you'd think after getting yeeted into a wall then stomped into the concrete three times it'd get the message.

Pitbulls are dangerous because they're so damn stupid and don't care about getting hurt.

BASED and DRAMAPILLED horse, MOD IT NOW

The Chad Equine vs. The Virgin Canine

That horse took the pitbull pill

Literally

That’s a classic. I think it was actually a mule or donkey tho. Horses are pretty dumb and get killed by Mr. Pibs on the daily.

The video I had was a horse, let me see if I can find it again

Wow smart horse. Normally they just get their faces ripped off and eventually get disembowled, he yeeted the fuck out of that dog. Love the giant anti-wrongthink disclaimer at the top too.

I like the mule one a bit more tho. Poor pit had never encountered something that uses its size and brain against it properly. 😞😔F

blame the training not the breed

What a retarded video, i like the one on liveleak better

lol, 'the breed is bred to bait bulls and be tenacious, but it's the owners" what a retard.

I like how the German Shepherd is basically just trying to end the confrontation and makes sure everything is okay, while the pitbull immediately tries to maul the horse.

I think some people actually have donkeys to help keep their livestock safe from predators.

Cause they know predators go straight for the ass.

Yeah donkeys will fuck shit up.

Horses are pretty dumb and get killed by Mr. Pibs on the daily.

Doubt, horses are fucking assholes and loving kicking dogs around the place.

Check out r/dogfree

It’s a good sub

I love my dog though

I do too, but it’s a good sub in the same way menslib or gendercritical is a good sub

Easy trolling grounds but also interesting to read

I have already been banned and muted from /dogfree for posting the following comment:

https://youtu.be/XZ0AeIE1Gzw

Can’t see the comment lol

Puppies are way cuter looking than human babies, this is a fact.

More than half of human babies are ugly, 100% of puppies are cute. Even if you hate dogs

That was the comment you can check for deleted comments by replacing the r in reddit to c

Lmao

Wheres the lie?

I'm home. Thanks.

If there's something more I hate more than dog owners are cat owners.

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notallrotties

#notallpitbulls

Are dead, and that's a bad thing

this but unironically

You're still alive,and that's a worse tragedy.

Pit owners go the same way as the shitbulls

I don't own a pit, but I can recognize a cruel mistake of nature when I see one. r/dogfree posters are unironically worse than SRDines. Soon someone will let the dogs out.

Dogfree posters will go the way of the pit

Gimme dAt baby

what's up with burgers and popularity of pitbulls?

burgers took the adopt not shop pill and shelters are almost all pitbulls or rottweilers... almost like theyre undesirable pets hmm

Yeah that's all great but what are your thoughts on this

based

Oddly enough haven't noticed many problems with Rottweiler mixes. Such violent dogs, feels weird when you see one mixed with like a retriever and it's chill as hell.

Don't lump Rottweilers in with Mr. Pibs, they good dogs, they dindu nuffin

It's not just burgers, sadly.

Poverty

Vaccines and prozac.

American males have an obsession with masculinity signaling.

takes a little pibbles nibble

Goes pibbles once.

Despite making up 13% of the dog population of the US, pitbulls make up 50% of maulings 🤔🤔🤔

It's almost like trashy people tend to own pitbulls because of their reputation, thus perpetuating this myth 🤔🤔🤔

"Its almost as if"

Fuck off with this plebbit shit

Also pitbulls were bred for killing bulls. Its we made them toddlervores.

Nice work quoting me incorrectly, dicklet.

they were bred for pitting bulls, read the name stupid

Half the fucking breeds in existence were bred for killing a specific type of animal.

Yeah, but those people back then had common sense to keep the hunting dogs outside and not in their Brooklyn studio apartment next to a toddler.

Do you drink Soylent by any chance? Innocent question.

/v/irgin detected

It's all socioeconomic factors

Libtards owned

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I bet you anything poodles and other yappy shit dogs bite way more than pitbulls. They've just been genetically neutered to the point it doesnt do anything so people just sweat them away. That's also why they bite so much, cause of the deep seated hatred.

Now a pitbull, that's a real dog. Loves you always, secure in itself, protects you, gets all the bitches. Real chad dog

Chow Chows are super aggressive, but the worst they can do is bite off a fingertip.

Chows kill bears. If a Chow wants you dead, you're fucking dead. It's just the hoodrats think a big fluffy dog with a black tongue ain't "street" enough.

I believe chihuahuas were the number 1 aggressive dog but since they can’t do shit no one cares. Also a lot of it is improper training because most people who get them don’t think they need it.

Yes and I bet more kids are shot by nerf guns every year too.

75% of fatalities is the unmeme percentage

Except this is wildly inaccurate because any dog with a slightly blocky head gets labelled as a pitbull. If we had a way to truly see how many were American pit bull terriers, it would be more even.

No, I'm pretty sure the 1 drop rule applies.

What

learn2post

Pitts do no wrong. But if they did, they're not even a race. But if it were, the stats are wrong. But if they are right, it's always the trainers fault.

That's not what I'm saying, my guy. Pit bulls are a breed, it is short for American pit bull terrier in the way lab is short for Labrador retriever. It's just massively misused is all. and it's rarely them doing this awful shit. I'm not a dumb pibble mom, I do not deny their genetics. But people have this shit all wrong. Dog aggression is in the breed standard, but does not equal human aggression, it's a different part of their brain. True APBT are very rarely human aggressive. Nobody wanted a dog that turned on their handler in the pit. Genetics matter.

I wish trashy idiots would stop breeding blocky headed genetic timebomb mutts and ruining the reputation of an amazing historical breed.

The niggers of the dog world

Quite part loud

Based and breed-of-peacepilled

Don’t forget the babies and crippled kids.

SO CUTE OMG WE DON'T DESERVE DOGGOS

In my country a Stafford just got got. The owner said that "she never did anything to anyone" and that she only "went over there to greet them" lol

Planned Parenthood’s employees for late term abortions

What a good looking puppy!

Cute doggo!

Pit Bulls are the most radical centrist dog breed. Prove me wrong.

Left: "pittbulls are a danger in many slums and ghettos because their aggressive nature"

Right: "pitbull realeased in high-income suburb as a means of evading impound fee injurs child at playground"

Radcen: "Pitbull's found to be great for karma, says long-term"

now THATS a heckin good doggo! 😎

Y my pp hard ?

This sub's getting more and more Redditty by the day.

Pibblecide when

I must say that I am truly appalled with some of the things I have read on this forum. It just so happens that by the grace of God I have my emotional support animal (that's right- my doggo) here to nurture me through the difficult ordeal of having to read these comments that undermine my entire existence. It took me awhile to read through this awful trash since I had to get up several times to stop my furbaby from chewing my underwear and scratching my furniture. You people will never understand the companionship that comes from owning an animal that is forced to love you. I have a majestic husky, bred for bounding through snow-covered fields and racing around evergreen forests, that I keep in my apartment for eight hours a day while I go to work. The 20 minutes I spend with him on our walk when I get home are a sublime mixture of companionship, fulfillment, and love. Each time I bend over to pick up his shit, I relish the strain in my back and the waft of excrement that fills my nostrils. This, my psychopathic wretches, is love- something you will never understand. I undertake these duties with joy, not suffering. It is a small price to pay to have an animal that doesn't know any better get excited when you come home. My pupper also LOVES to play. We love to play this game where we wrestle- he always gets the upper hand. Sometimes he almost seems like he's capable of killing me- imagine that! There have been a few occasions where my wrestling matches have gotten him so riled up and brought his primal instincts to the fore, that he even tries to play with other people! They should feel lucky for being bestowed the honor of having an animal that is only one step away from being a wolf- one of nature's most vicious predators- deign to try to maul and bite them. I love bringing him into stores, restaurants, and bars- anywhere where large groups of people are really! I vicariously enjoy the thrill of every pet and rub he receives since I myself am so empty on the inside. Every so often I will see one of you sad, pitiful pyschopaths bypass my beloved doggo without even so much as a smile and to you I say: FUCK YOU, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! When you insult my dog this way, you insult me. My life is at a point where the most important thing I derive validation from is an animal that drools and shits indiscriminately and relies on me for survival. I didn't drive with my dog in the car (which he shit in, but that's ok) all the way to Home Depot where he could easily be crushed by a forklift or lick up some dangerous chemicals so you could just try to get on with your day and ignore him. I will also say that it is so great that I see so many women on my dating apps saying things like "I like your dog more than I like you," "Must love dogs," "I probably swiped right for your dog," and "I would probably fuck my dog if it were socially acceptable." The attention my dog, and by extension myself, gets from these women makes all the work of furparenthood worth it. Scoff all you want at the fact that two people could connect over something so shallow as dog ownership, but I have been on over 50 dates with fellow dog-lovers. These never materialize into anything since my lack of personality beyond owning a dog must eventually be dealt with, but whatever- still have my doggo! I will end by saying this: you will always be in the minority. Like the pillow I bought as a present to myself at HomeGoods says: "It's my dog's world and you're just living in it!" You non-dog-loving freaks will be exposed for the subhuman filth you are and my doggo and I will be there laughing (I'll probably be restraining him from mauling a two-year old too) as the law that requires that every single person on Earth must own a dog is signed into law by President Cesar Milan. Have a good day.

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Pitbull-haters are worse than the tayposters. Also r/drama loves it when a pig eats a baby, but Pitbulls are monsters for doing the exact same thing?

pig eats a baby

It’s called revenge.

Im gonna completely seriouspost for a scond here...

I hate that they banned /casualanimalabuse and /animalgore

I'd love to see a dogfight to the death or baby mauling

Tfw ur peoplebblrs is givin you the bedroom eyes 😍😍😍💦💦

Y'all couldn't pick a real pit out of a lineup of mutts and you trying to act like u know shit 😂

People are ignorant on staffies v pits is true

I'd just throw a baby to the line and see who bites first

Mutts and pit mixes are the ones more likely to bite people than purebred APBT because the mutts are not responsibly bred and genetics play a huge role. APBT are genetically dog aggressive but any human aggression is a fault and man biters are not bred. Obviously there's wild cards with every breed but true APBT are not man biters. They're not even recommended as guard dogs because it is so against their nature to bite someone.

People downvoting me just proves they know nothing about real pit bulls and have never worked with them or gotten to know the true history of the breed. Dummies lmao

lmao

You won't be laughing so hard when we outlaw your breed of piece.

Never gonna happen. And again, I am highly doubting you even know what a real pit bull is. Mfs see any dog with a slightly blocky head and scream pit bull. How you gonna ban a breed when you aren't even talking about one breed? APBT are not human aggressive. Nobody wanted a dog that turned on their handler in the pit. You want to ban a breed? Ban chow chows and Akitas. Actual man biters. Learn your genetics.

Despite being 13% of the population pitbulls make up 50% of all maulings.

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How you gonna ban a breed when you aren't even talking about one breed?

The lawmakers will find a way.

Trailer trash.

Again, you are not talking about pit bulls. You are talking about badly bred mixes and mutts, many of which have little to no APBT in them. The mislabeling of bull breeds drastically skews bite statistics, making that invalid. People also are more inclined to report bites from bull breeds due to their own prejudice.

I do not believe the average person should own a pit bull or a mix of one. They are not a beginner dog, but that does not mean they should be banned.

Belgian malinois are not a beginner breed and can go very, very wrong. Should they be banned?

Every Akita I have ever met has been a bite risk to anyone but their owner. Should they be banned?

Rottweilers and German shepherds are also extremely prone to being over protective when badly bred or trained wrong. What about them?

What about heeler breeds that bite children regularly?

Just because a dog isn't a beginner breed doesn't mean they need to be irradiated. Should who can own them be regulated? Sure. But there is plenty of experienced, dog smart handlers who can safely own a pit without consequences.

I understand that your fear and disgust towards pits is not your fault and is deep rooted early on in many families, but you have your own brain and are perfectly capable of doing research on the subject and not staying ignorant.

Banning breeds is a slippery slope to losing important pieces of history.

And by the way, I live in a house, cunt.

I've known more coherent downies.

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no true pitbull fallacy

Just admit your post-natal abortion machine is part of a dangerous and vicious breed.

losing an important piece of history

Abortion has already been legalized, we no longer need pitbulls to maul babies.

Okay, clearly you didn't actually read what I said. And if you did, only absorbed what you wanted to. It's apparent you are not involved in the dog world! So funny when people who's dog knowledge doesn't extend past "adopt don't shop" propaganda and teaching your dog to sit for two seconds try to have any input on dog politics. Have fun being ignorant, I tried being civil unlike a lot of people when talking about this subject and was more than willing to properly educate you. but whatever. I hope the next fluffy yap machine you adopt bites the shit outta you 😘

who's

Whose*

I tried being civil

Unlike your dog.

Yeah correcting my grammar and assuming I own a pit just because I am educated on them is a great comeback nice job! You've done amazing at proving that people who are against bull breeds have nothing valid to respond to facts from people who have worked closely with them, and are unable to do their own research aside from propaganda articles 😊

You're still ignoring the fact that you are not talking about one breed. Those are not all pit bulls. That is fact. I'm done here, you are clearly not interested in reading anything I have to say or responding properly.

no true pitbull fallacy

A pitbull if it's a good boy, not a pitbull if it's a post-natal abortion machine.

that is fact

Still haven't seen any source.

Y'all

Y'ikes

That's a nice looking infant you have, it would be a shame If something happens to it.

maul me daddy

I mean, give the dogs alone, those kids were totally asking for it.

Is the son white? Perhaps we have a new weapon in our mayocide arsenal.

how is this sub gonna post this kind of content and complain about MDEfugees at the same time?

if you want scary looking dogs banned you're an authoritarian faggot

Ok, actually, I am no racist but also I have no intention of whiteknighting black people, but I mean, it's not their fault, those kids looks so fucking tasty.

Humble down, take the blackpill and recognise it: who does not want to maul a tasty baby once in a while?

Hypocrites.

Breed of Peace

Pibble ppl are so easy to troll, it's like taking fingers from a baby!

What the woof did you just fucking growl about me, you little toddler? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Child Mauler Acadamy....

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