I mean, when you read her short wikipedia page you kinda feel bad for her. The guy basically saw her when she was 16-17, and a year later rolled in with lots of armed guys to (((announce))) he would marry her. Which he did, a day before she turned 18.
he's such a chad saying no to him wasn't even an option
take notes /r/braincels, all you need to do is start an international criminal syndicate, personally murder at least few hundred people and earn respect of all super-predators below you
Joaquín is the Spanish version of Joachim. A name which finds its origin in Hebrew יְהוֹיָקִים (Yehoyaqim) and literally means "lifted by Yahweh". Jojakim (originally Eljakim) was a king of Judah in the Old Testament.
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Mexican drug kingpin Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán has been found guilty on all 10 counts at his drug trafficking trial at a federal court in New York.
The trial provided shocking revelations about the Mexican drug lord's life.
Guzmán is the highest profile Mexican drug cartel boss so far to stand trial in the US. The drug war in Mexico - pitting the Mexican and US authorities against cartels smuggling drugs into the US and the cartels against each other - has killed about 100,000 people over more than a decade.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-12
You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.
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1 MarsBarSpaceBar 2019-02-12
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1 ThroneofTime 2019-02-12
I giggled
1 RedditRhodiumUser 2019-02-12
I chuckled
1 White_Dudeness 2019-02-12
I smiled enigmatically.
1 sevgee 2019-02-12
I smirked smugly.
1 TendiesAndMeth 2019-02-12
That's racist
1 sevgee 2019-02-12
I know. Whatchu gonna do about it?
1 TendiesAndMeth 2019-02-12
I'm going to dox you, harass you and get you kicked out of school, all with the help of the national media
1 sevgee 2019-02-12
Jokes on you, I'm not in school anymore.
1 foodnaptime 2019-02-12
We’re gonna start a GoFundMe to pay for your masters then harass you until you drop out
1 speaksamerican 2019-02-12
I always wanted to be a meme
1 umar4812 2019-02-12
I farded and shidded and camed my pants.
1 trappysaruh 2019-02-12
gay
1 umar4812 2019-02-12
like u
1 sevgee 2019-02-12
Mmmm
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2019-02-12
I saw
1 Ceremonial_Jujitsu 2019-02-12
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A bit old, no, el-chaporino? But no worries, his life goal is to end sex trafficking and achieve world peace so it's all good.
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1 ItsSugar 2019-02-12
I mean, when you read her short wikipedia page you kinda feel bad for her. The guy basically saw her when she was 16-17, and a year later rolled in with lots of armed guys to (((announce))) he would marry her. Which he did, a day before she turned 18.
It never even began for narcothots.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-02-12
he's such a chad saying no to him wasn't even an option
take notes /r/braincels, all you need to do is start an international criminal syndicate, personally murder at least few hundred people and earn respect of all super-predators below you
1 detroitvelvetslim 2019-02-12
El Chadpo
1 Glatavaton 2019-02-12
This is more within reach for incels than any adobe they’ve ever received.
1 Ceremonial_Jujitsu 2019-02-12
lmao
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-02-12
i think that's going to be rather difficult in supermax federal penitentiary but knowing Chapo he gets around
1 Chapocel 2019-02-12
Colorado is a legal state. The screws aren't even breaking laws
1 matt123hihat 2019-02-12
this have never been more relevant
1 JabroniMark99 2019-02-12
Jews are involved with this too?
1 Glatavaton 2019-02-12
Joaquín is the Spanish version of Joachim. A name which finds its origin in Hebrew יְהוֹיָקִים (Yehoyaqim) and literally means "lifted by Yahweh". Jojakim (originally Eljakim) was a king of Judah in the Old Testament.
Guzman translates to Goodman in English.
Connect the dots.
1 JabroniMark99 2019-02-12
God damn.
1 KingNothing305 2019-02-12
This man knows his jew lore
1 Glatavaton 2019-02-12
Takes one to know on 😎😎😎
1 carthoris26 2019-02-12
That is one busted 29 year old, damn.
1 azealiabantz 2019-02-12
1 high_side 2019-02-12
/r/ChapoBigHouse
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-02-12
I’m your first subscriber. Who do I brigade?
1 MacAndShits 2019-02-12
r/The_LSC
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-02-12
On it.
1 BlueLegoAstronaut 2019-02-12
How long til he's out?
1 ExilesReturn 2019-02-12
Chapo is about to get Kaczynski'd.
1 VapeOnYourNape 2019-02-12
I hope they are bunkmates and Chapo gets IndustrialSociety-Pilled
1 Chapocel 2019-02-12
🤔
1 calciu 2019-02-12
this is it man, it's over
1 Chapocel 2019-02-12
/the reason Trump won ?
1 munstersthompson 2019-02-12
sounds like it’s just beginning for chapo cells
1 Redactor0 2019-02-12
Well that one's pretty understandable, amirite?
1 ItsSugar 2019-02-12
Bet he missed the premiere of some capeshit movie and that's why he was so bussyblasted.
1 retarded_molecule 2019-02-12
No greater joy, than a fat bussy boi.
1 killallmessiah 2019-02-12
Hog in hell motherfuckers.
Marica, joputa, Pablo Escobar es el patrón.
1 autotldr 2019-02-12
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