Reddit admins reinstate pedo's suspended account

1  2019-02-13 by thirteendozen

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In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.

We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:

The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.

Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.

I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.

Pop!

In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.

In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.

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Is the bot stealing pasta from /jazz/ now? Sad!

OwO 5000 year old vampire win

Please be aware that whenever possible, when evaluating reports of minor sexualization pertaining to known anime characters, we will first make an effort to check the canonical age of the characters.

Wait, this is legit now?

Looks 10 years old, but her canonical age is 5000. It's all good.

Based and adminpilled.

That loophole is so easy to exploit

Among other holes... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

OwO

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I mean if you try this IRL and cross state lines you'll become well acquainted to the Mann Act.

No it isn't:

Edit:THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT "LEGAL LOLI" LEWDS ARE OK. "Legal lolis" are still lolis, and sexual or suggestive content involving lolis or shotas still will not be tolerated.

Going forward, the best piece of advice I can give is to reiterate something the admins said in this message.

if you are in doubt about a piece of content, DO NOT POST IT.

“Yes, she looks like a toddler and acts like a toddler, but her canon age is 20,000 so it’s ok”

Kanna from dragon made is a good example of this. You've got adults being attracted to a literal 2d first grader. For awhile I thought anime subs were being ironic about it, but apparently not.

So who is this? And why does there coming back post have over 9k upvoted?

Some weeb loser who posted like 70% of the content on r/animemes, anime and a couple other subreddits.

He’s basically a celebrity in the reddit pedo anime community.

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Ma'am we've been over this before. You need to stop.

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look im gunna have 2 ask u 2 keep ur giant dumps in the toilet not in my replys 😷😷😷

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u/LightUmbra thank you for not letting Dramatard's death not go in vain...

😔

O7

and they just permanently suspended mine for an ironic weebocide comment, lol.

ironic

Why weren’t you sincere?

👆👆👆

based ed

not dedicated enough, unlucky, especially when i see way worse and more serious calls for violence all across this website every day lol.

Finally we have proof reddit is ableist

discriminating against retards :(

wait wtf, seriously? I just saw you post

yeah and they linked the weebocide comment as their reason lol "calling for violence"

wow, that's bullshit

are we seriously going to start permabanning folks for trashing weebs on this website? that's half the reason I signed up

i mean it really doesn't matter cause it took 2 seconds to create an alt, like honestly who cares lol, but if they are gonna permaban for "gas all weebs" they need to permaban a lot of other people calling for violence.

if they are gonna permaban for "gas all weebs" they need to permaban a lot of other people calling for violence

Like, the whole of chapo and chapo accessories, for example.

Who even needs to reinstate an account, r/drama is being modded by 2 suspended accounts nbd

Because suspended accounts are at risk of becoming r/drama mods, and the world doesn’t need more of those

Wow, this looks like really big news based on the reaction. Is there some previous drama post I can read the backstory?

It’s all part of the lol I ban drama that is going around. Dude posted a picture of an anime character in a bikini and got permanent banned. The character is in high school.

Oh, ok. I’ve been ignoring any “loli” “pedo” etc. stuff because I thought it was all TiA bullshit

You mean KiA..

Oh yup, you’re right

Wow there's some grade A handwringing going on in there and agonizing over how will we ever know if our 'art' is legal or not?

How hard is it to not draw sexualized children? Like literally just dont do it lmao

Stilgar withdrew a step. He had neither Bene Gesseret training nor offworld experience to prepare him for what Paul now showed freely. "Shai Hulud! A true grandfather of the desert!" The Fremen took up the chant, and Paul surged with Terrible Purpose.

so dont expect to get unbanned just cause shes a 5000 year old demon lord in the body of a 10 year old while sucking off her 23 year old human love interest.

You, uhh, got some art of that?

motherfuck

Weebs, they targeted weebs.