That was worse than I thought it would be. They even singled out a certain user.

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Ryan Adams is like the mid twenties foid aphrodisiac. God I can't wait to make jokes about this to a few foids. People that are more clever than me, please give me some Ryan Adams song names world play with metoo.

No one can name any Ryan Adams songs.

Yeah cuz he hasn’t been relevant since 2001

I got a bone to pick with you and I think you know it's true

I had never heard of him before this article. I went onto youtube and looked up a song of his out of curiosity, and had to turn that shit off after ~10 seconds. How is this guy famous? He can't play or sing for shit.

I know man I can’t wrap my mind around it. Tons of bands that I hate out there but I can respect that people like them. Not him and his generic country rock, shitty songwriting, and pretentious voice. He’s the kinda guy who plays at open mic’s just to get chicks

"When the Stars Go #metoo" seems like the obvious one.

A Grope Before I Go

Summer of sixty nine

Note To Self: Don’t Text; excuse me {while i whip my dick out and flash you on skype}; losering (patiently) ; when the stars go neon cause you’re 15 and have them taped to your ceiling; everybody knows (I’m a piece of shit)
oh my god, can i see your ID (whatever, etc)
dancing w/ the underage women (not at a bar)
Go easy (i’ve never had a black cock in my arse) - prison acoustic version
kindness (not something i’m good at)
to be young (is to be 15, is to be 16)
damn sam (i love a woman that is young, impressioable and easy to manipulate)
sweet lil gal (very little) B-side demo prison acoustic jail cell version
my dick is harder now that it’s over
now that you’re 18 (prison demo ultimate sessions version)
somehow, someday gonna see you’re ID (just kidding, i don’t care enough to actually follow through, i’ll tell myself you’re 18 even though i know you’re not but hey don’t tell your mom)

When Adams began corresponding online with a fan, Ava, in 2013, she was a 14-year-old bass player already forging a career. But their correspondence about music turned into graphic texting. Eventually, Ava said, they conducted video calls on Skype, where Adams exposed himself during phone sex.

Wew, total darqwolff move bro.

sexting with a 14 year old girl has to be one of the most retarded things you can do. You don't even get to fuck her and you leave blatant evidence of doing shit that can get you jailed.

Bryan adams > Ryan Adams(literally who?)

Thank you.

I thought I was going fucking crazy for a minute.

when they spurned him spurn

Why don’t people use spurn more? What a great word

I'm a big time fan of alt-country and Americana music and i really like Ryan Adams. That being said I'm not gonna feign surprise at the news that some musician is either a junkie or a pervert or some combination of both. I'm also probably not gonna stop buying his records just because this came to light.

would it shock you to know James McMurtry set a homeless woman on fire on a dare

It might surprise me a bit but doesn't necessarily mean I'd quit grooving to Choctaw Bingo.

For him, it was Tuesday.

Ryan Adams has always been a terrible dude. Got Albert Hammond Jr. hooked on smack.

Add him to the pile of guys I won't quit on along with Kevin Spacey and Louis CK.

He's just too good.

cool. very noble of you!

Unrinocally who?

Equal parts punk-rock folk hero and romantic troubadour, Adams, 44,

If he's 44, punk was already dead by the time he was a teenager.

Yup

“Oh the night, here it comes again It's off with the jeans, the jacket and the shirt How'd I end up feeling so bad For such a little girl”

An oldie but a goodie..