I might have miscommunicated, I meant that I look way better at 225, which I guess is obese at my height, than I did at like 170-180. Maybe just my frame?
Trump’s driving license, issued in May 2012, stated his height as 6ft 2in. Yet according to the report issued by the White House physician on Tuesday, Trump is 6ft 3in.
What I wouldn't give to be obese. To look down at night and see a perfect spherical orb of life-nourishing, body heat-insulating paunch jiggling slightly in front of my shriveled pisscock. To be able to smack my calves and feel the satisfying perpetual motion of my excess adipose. To spread my gigantic ass cheeks and coat the entire toilet seat to create a pressure chamber for my daily donation of fart paste. To shift my weight and feel the inevitable momentum of globular tissue swing my body out of equilibrium, depositing me onto the cold cold ground at the KFC. I will do anything to be fat.
Jackson recommended last year that the president lose 10-15 pounds and put him on a diet and exercise plan. The White House acknowledged last week that the president has not followed the plan closely.
Trump, the oldest U.S. president in history, has a reputation for guzzling diet coke and eating steak and fried food.
nigga, if I make it to 71, you can be damn sure I ain't eatin no Kale and quinoa.
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1 Coonass_alt 2019-02-14
Was there ever any doubt trump wasn’t obese?
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-02-14
I love this is news.
1 furrthur 2019-02-14
Holy shit he's 6' 3"?
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-02-14
Shit I feel fat being 6’3 and 200lbs, it’s over for obesecels.
1 Scarytownterminator 2019-02-14
Imagine feeling like a man with a BMI under 25.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-02-14
It will happen to you too! 20-30 beers a week add up pretty fast.
1 Scarytownterminator 2019-02-14
If you don't have to use deodorant on your man tits than how can you ever expect to support a family?
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-02-14
It all goes to my ass and kidneys. No man tits here. Just THICC.
Just weighed my self I’m surprised I weighed in at 196! 24.5 BMI... right on the edge of THICC, I guess.
1 DannyLee90 2019-02-14
My weight keeps going ever so slightly up, but my waist size keeps creeping down.
Idk where it all goes.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-02-14
Huh, I always bounce between a 32 and 33 waist depending on the brand of jeans.
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-02-14
Imagine not being practically guaranteed to be able to welcome the sweet release of death before you turn 30.
1 duckraul2 2019-02-14
I thought I would feel fat at 225 at 6' but instead I'm just a brick shithouse
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-02-14
At least we’re not manlet’s ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1 duckraul2 2019-02-14
A fate worse than banned lolis
I might have miscommunicated, I meant that I look way better at 225, which I guess is obese at my height, than I did at like 170-180. Maybe just my frame?
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-02-14
I hear you.
1 Coonass_alt 2019-02-14
manlet chapocels on suicide watch LMAO
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-02-14
There is zero chance he’s 6’3”. DPRK style fake news.
1 headasplodes 2019-02-14
Lol cope
1 preserved_fish 2019-02-14
So you know he's probably 6' flat.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-02-14
It's always the manlets who speak up about this sort of thing.
1 xXEpicGamer69Xx 2019-02-14
He’s big boned okay?
1 Cleverly_Clearly 2019-02-14
Excuse you. Daddy is healthy at any size.
1 ConfuseTheJews 2019-02-14
No he fat
1 ImJeeezus 2019-02-14
Hes thicc not obese
1 GandalftheChromatic 2019-02-14
The man makes a banquet out of McDonalds, Burger King, and Wendy's and you think he's as healthy as a horse?
1 Pepperglue 2019-02-14
I don't think I need a doctor to tell me that Trump's obese.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-14
What I wouldn't give to be obese. To look down at night and see a perfect spherical orb of life-nourishing, body heat-insulating paunch jiggling slightly in front of my shriveled pisscock. To be able to smack my calves and feel the satisfying perpetual motion of my excess adipose. To spread my gigantic ass cheeks and coat the entire toilet seat to create a pressure chamber for my daily donation of fart paste. To shift my weight and feel the inevitable momentum of globular tissue swing my body out of equilibrium, depositing me onto the cold cold ground at the KFC. I will do anything to be fat.
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-02-14
Trump, the oldest U.S. president in history, has a reputation for guzzling diet coke and eating steak and fried food.
nigga, if I make it to 71, you can be damn sure I ain't eatin no Kale and quinoa.
1 rnjbond 2019-02-14
Obese but somehow in very good health?
1 tHeSiD 2019-02-14
Whoa fat shaming is now ok? Also daddy ain't fat he just tall and curvy 😍
1 RollBread 2019-02-14
Wow, imagine my shock.