Bussy Smollett apparently staged the whole damn thing because he was being written off his show

1  2019-02-15 by GandalftheChromatic

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You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.

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I’ll take “No Shit” for 500, Alex.

Literally fake and gay

Can we amplify this?

FALSO Y G A Y O ¡QUE GAYO, CABRÓNCOÑO !

Genuinely funny.

i know you are talking about smollett but you are potentially right

and the original variety tweet in the other post has been deleted.

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Twentieth Century Fox Television and Fox Entertainment released a statement saying, "The idea that Jussie Smollett has been, or would be, written off of EMPIRE is patently ridiculous. He remains a core player on this very successful series and we continue to stand behind him."

Chicago police said they "cannot confirm any of those reports." No charges have been filed.

Earlier, police said the two persons of interest are not suspects and have not been charged.

so, sounds to me like literally nothing has been confirmed, he isn't being written off the show and the two people being questioned aren't even suspects.

where's all this shit about it being staged coming from, why are rightoids so retarded

Do you actually buy this story though? Because that would be even more retarded lol

i can't even begin to tell you how little i care one way or the other.

but all the "REEEEE IT WAS A HOAX, IT WAS ALL STAGED, THROW THAT NIGGER IN JAIL" posts in r/drama right now are annoying. and not even right.

This is a seriouspost. Stop.

you can't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad

you're not my real dad

Subtly pointing out that everyone in this sub is an incel. Nice.

You’re like the only one sperging out on the other thread but now there’s 50 of these shits and I’m already bored.

You’re like the only one sperging out

lmao what are you even talking about you retard

Are you for real? Your last post is sensationalized as fuck but calling your sperg out a sperg out is incredulous? What a dumb autist lmao

making one post consisting of information from the article linked in the thread counts as sperging

rofl yes i'm the sperg, not you, the idiot who literally decided to come back and argue with me like 10 hours after i made the post.

one post

What? You’re delusional lol but yes one post can constitute a sperg out. See below for an example

i can't even begin to tell you how little i care one way or the other.

but all the "REEEEE IT WAS A HOAX, IT WAS ALL STAGED, THROW THAT NIGGER IN JAIL" posts in r/drama right now are annoying. and not even right.

How much of a sperg are you when you actually care about something?

literally tries arguing with someone 15 hours later over one post

no YOU are the sperg

ok

one post

Lmao doubling down on you only making one post? And stop crying about how I didn’t call you a sperg fast enough you loser. Also I’m not arguing with you I’m making fun of you. Sounds like a sperg problem tbh

oh sorry, two posts.

sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg

good god man, buy a thesaurus or something

Lmao even two posts is wildly off. You are legitimately retarded. Sorry that word bothers you so much spergboy.

oh wow you're still going on about this. ok i'll bite.

Lmao even two posts is wildly off.

please point out all the posts i've apparently made about this topic outside of this retarded argument you started.

Your “who can look like the bigger autist” competition with that commy mommy guy lmao. You’re so stupid. And yes as long as you continue to reply I will continue to make fun of you.

so i'm a sperg for calling someone a pussy a few times.

and yet you've been sitting here going "sperg sperg sperg" at me for like 3 hours.

mmm, irony.

Nice pivot from “I didn’t say anything!” to “those don’t count!”

NO YOU!!!

lol. Getting chapped from all the milking?

none of those posts you're talking about even remotely mention smollett, how does that count as "sperging out about it"?

i was calling him a pussy for unironically being afraid of a race war.

all the milking

you sure have been showing me how much of a sperg i am and how much you totally aren't one.

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C O P E

Haha cope good one

Haha cope good one

This is the truest cope

If you ask an autist I guess.

I'm putting you in my "suspected normie" booklet, and will follow your future posts closely. Be careful or I WILL end you.

It's probably fake but I'd rather just wait and see this unfold so I don't look like an asshat for saying "It's confirmed fake/real!"

my theory: it was a paid hit, funded by one of Smollett’s co-stars

but Smollett misheard the attacker, who actually said “This is MADDEN country” in reference to his past support of simulated ice hockey

I thought the issue was that the plan on the show was to write off 1 of 3 people and Jussie was one of them people potentially on the chopping block. So there wasn't a plan to get rid of him yet and this was to create publicity so that he would be sure it wasn't him.

Called it.

Bussy smolls

sm gosh darn h

another example of straight white male potstickers*

*I meant to write privilege, but I like SwiftKey's interpretation better.

When this first happened, I figured it was either money, boyfriend or job.

r/news mods are already heavily censoring this story, hiding threads etc. No hate crime hoax here, bigot.

Neighbors described them as friendly and possibly body builders, and said they have long wanted to be actors.

LMAO, we need to mod them

Apparently no one read the whole story? They took all the suspects electronics, shoes, and belongings after raiding their house with dogs and swat. Their lawyer is refusing comment and they are investigating everything. Technically you could say they are investigating if Batman did it, since technically they are searching for ANYONE who is the guilty party. Lets all see how this plays out.

y’all really rushed into this one, huh