Gaymer Convention in glorious Nippon has 'core values' jeopardized.

1  2019-02-15 by AStat321

This weekend in Fukuoka, Japan, the second EVO Japan is taking place. For those not in the know EVO is the largest fighting game tournament of the year, and this is the second recent attempt to host a Japanese version of the tournament. This has already been rife with drama in itself due to the absolutely abysmal communication leading up to the tournament, but today's events pushed it over the edge.

During an exhibition for the upcoming Dead or Alive 6, the world famous Razer booth girls started getting frisky.

https://clips.twitch.tv/ViscousSavoryGarageNomNom

This convenient lead to some 'Technical Difficulties' and the stream going down.

One of the head organizers, and world famous Mc. Rib enthusiast tweeted out the following now deleted message.

https://i.redd.it/memaf2i8jog21.png

This has lead to many people noticing that EVO doesn't have a problem showing someone's face gruesomely ripped off, but boobs are just too far.

https://i.redd.it/g2skji8suog21.png

For more the phrase 'core values' on Twitter is quite a fun read right now.

https://mobile.twitter.com/search?q=Core%20values&src=typed_query

77 comments

core values

Its about ethics in punching other people virtually! Also, isn't doa like 90% tits and 10% game? Who the fuck would be surprised at an ad like that?

doa like 90% tits and 10% game?

nigga DoA > Street Fighter any day, fight me

fight me

that means shaking our tits at each other in doa lingo right?

yes.

but the games legit have better fighting mechanics than SF. also dinosaurs and rocket launchers and shit.

street fighter is the etch-a-sketch of fighting games

None of you noticed the egg yoke mayoess with the extra boob padding under her bra?

I mean if you don't expect an Asian with big tits to be wearing 3 bras or have implants, I'm not sure what to tell you.

skin being ripped off and people beong saw in half

ok

women jumping around and being flirty

disgusting filth

Peak fucking mayo shit.

peak american mayo shit

europeans love tits everywhere, especially english speaking ones

Oi, you got a loiscence for your porn sir?

Britbongs aren't euros, most American mayo nonsense came from Britbongistan.

And yet the Euros desperately want the bongs to stay

it's like that uncle that nobody even likes and he sometimes oogles at your sister's ass when she picks ups something but he's the richest of the family and gets you most expensive presents so you put up with him

Good analogy, you forgot the part where the uncle had spent his younger years terrorizing the rest of the family to prove dominance

the only country in Europe England ever gave a fuck was France and they were both terrorizing themselves for centuries with no winner coming out

well and Scots and Irish but who gives a shit about them

Well England also fought a war against Russia to keep them away from the Bosphorus, then fought against the Turks in Bosphorus to save the Russians. Fought the Germans because the Kaiser dared to claim he was an equal. Fought a war against the Germans again becuase they were reconquering Central Europe. Betrayed the Polacks and the other Central Europeans by handing them over to the Russians and making the whole war pointless.

Who else are we forgetting?

They owned Hannover for a bit, just for laughs

They had a dick measuring contest with the Dutch for a good hundred years.

Wooo It's your 3rd Cakeday Arthanias! hug

Bad bot

Who the fuck cares

They got driven out of their new highly profitable territories by the first mayoid Americans and currycels.

The real farce here is the part where the crown lost most of its hemispheric foothold to a mob of primordial hillbillies.

That's the only reason I like him tbh

It is rather market issue.

US has over saturation of tits so artificially limiting the access to increase the value.

Europeans has burkas so tits are in limited capacity thus allowed anywhere possible.

the most tits/movie ratio is in Eastern Europe and burkas there are beheaded on sight

le liberated euro meme

Euros are just as prude as Burgers.

I don't think you live in europe

I did for 5 years

This. European art-house (and not only) is a cradle of boobs, sex and teasing.

*peak burger shit

I want to argue with you dummies about the difference but I forgot the policy on seriousposting.

the west needs a few nukes, I think

Pretty sure the head of EVO is a brown guy.

Or maybe Mayos appropriated 'Cuellar' too.

tfw you think you're watching EVO but it's actually JAV

too high boob volume for it to be JAV

Wrawng

are you telling me there are JAV categories besides "mini"?

I mean almost all Jav I've watched were medium to big tits unless of course you search terms included "School uniform" or "Joshi".

what's Joshi? School uniform ... that might be included occasionally

I am not an expert on weeb but I am pretty sure Joshi kosei means highschool girl.

excuse you, sweaty, but it's actually joshi kousei 女子高生, a contraction of joshi 女子 (woman) koukousei 高校生 (high school student).

You're right but you're going to get beat up for being a weeb not me.

ah, shit.

This fag doesn't even hitomi tanaka.

🤮

Ladies and gentlemen, I am so sorry for allowing this lurid sex act to taint an otherwise delightful day of family-friendly violence.

-Abner Doubledeal

FUCK CONSERVATIVES FUCK PROGRESSIVES

SEXUALIZATION NOW SEXUALIZATION FOREVER

FREEDOM AND TIITIEEESS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hippety hoppity women are tits and property

Fuck you commie. Free titties.

This but unironically.

Women are only good for three things.

I do have a cause. It is obscenity. I'm for it.

-Tom Lehrer

Just send ultra-weeb Kenny Omega over there to knee everyone in the face. He's probably there anyway and people will love it. Problem solved, dweebs.

I'm disappointed that nobody decided to bring up the homophobia angle. Why did a cishet patriarch shut down the stream of two women being flirty with each other?

Those were 2 chicks just being themselves what a bunch of homophobes smh

methinks american puritanism is genetic.

Foids ruining my vidyagames as usual 😡😠😡

Can't an oppressed G A M E R watch some gruesome torture and violence without having to see bobs?

This but unironically tbqh

wtf the chick on the left is practically balding. little tip hun if you are thinning out do not part your hair so strongly.

Let's be real, this isn't any different than your normal, run of the mill twitch streamer, except there's probably more (and better) gameplay to be seen here.

Here are some more video samples so you can be the judge BTW 😏

>twitch.tv/ViscousSavoryGarageNomNom

😍

twitch.tv/ViscousSavoryGarageNomNom

Sorry. Unless you’ve got a time machine, that content is unavailable.

It doesn't have clips before twitch. It's the exact same link in the OP. You can step away from the computer now grandma, the mean AOL won't hurt you.

Or maybe don't fuck up the formatting of your URL, then get cunty and passive-aggressive with people.

Wasn't my URL to fuck up.

this was how dsp got famoud

isnt dead or alive specifically about tits anyway why would they even be concerned

The main games in the series are fighting games with more fanservice than your typical fighting game. There are spin-off games though where you literally do just look at tits.

They're trying to move away from it with this girl since they milked all the weirdos that bought it for big boobs

/r/kappa is going crazy

Ameritards were a mistake.

I love how they cant own it two girls playing with each other enjoying themselves they have to hide it like its mom walking in on you watching midget porn

Looks like two tipsy single mothers

american wokesphere

being attracted to women = BAD

being gay and going to a gay bar to stare at 10 year old boy erotic dancing = GOOD

cage the burgers