Hoaxcels BTFO by Chicago PD.

1  2019-02-15 by Quietus42

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I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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Eddie Johnson has contacted @ABC7Chicago to state on the record that we have no evidence to support their reporting and their supposed CPD sources are uninformed and inaccurate.

So this is a slam? Feels more like a soft pat on the shoulder.

True. I was expecting some journos vanishing and being tortured at Homan Square. Disappointed.

Yea this feels like a "we told the press but we'd be fired if we admitted it"

Chicago PD MACES and TASES abc before LITERALLY MURDERING their dogs over news report.

And that’s a good thing.

So there's no evidence it happened but also no evidence that it didn't happen. Schrodinger's hate crime.

News station UNDER FIRE as Chicago PD OBLITERATES racist haters reporting facts from suspected alt-right source.

Look at this chooch. This is just detective speech for "we don't want them details out there yet". After 30 years on the force you can read through the lines real easy like. It's only a matter of time until they reveal this mulignan was lying, mark my words.

-Special Detective Gabagool

It's gonna be interesting hearing the details on this. We got Jussie saying in his interview the people on camera were the assailants, we got the cops verifying that the people on camera are ex-Empire actors and brothers, and I believe they also said something about Jussie having removed their numbers in his phone before handing over records.

How does this add up to anything but that?

Also how sue happy celebrities are these days whenever it comes to defimation, the silence from the supposed victim is deafening

I read somewhere that they recovered maga hats and bleach from the brothers' apartment.

Also, listening to Tim Pool the other day, the offical story given to police was jussie had a noose put around his neck, he left it there, went to his friends hosue, where his friend convinced him to report it to the police. When they they arrived he still had the noose around his neck and the cops are like wtf? and he says he was "preserving evidence"...... for a crime he had to be convinced to report.

Story is just full of holes.

Yeah but Tim Pool

Tim Pool looks like that one neighbor kid who wasn’t really good at anything and everyone forgot about after leaving for college. And then his name pops up and you go, “oh yeah, Tim. I wonder what he’s up to these days...” but you don’t mean it because he’s not your friend. He’s not anyone’s friend. He’s just a bald kid in a beanie who pretends to be things he isn’t.

IIRC he's a high school dropout, which fits perfectly with your scenario

Since this keeps flipping back and forth, I think I'm just going to wait for the end of the Investigation before I make any judgements.

I only posted this because I know it'll cause some drama here.

Bruh this is definitely not a time where you should wait for the investigation before making judgements.

Not a single element of his story makes any sense. It's actually impressive that he came up with such a bad lie.

Nah I've been possibly burned once by initial reporting so I'm going to be more skeptical all around

Centrism Intensifies

Yes let's keep jumping the gun on making assumptions because we agree with them. That always goes well.

It's not about jumping to assumptions because you have some weird political axe to grind, it's just the entire concept of a couple of Nigerian guys wearing maga hats and doing a shitty LARP of a 1950's lynching is so fucking bizarre I'd sooner believe that women willingly sleep with Andy Dick.

It's not about jumping to assumptions

Proceeds to jump to assumptions based on media rumors.

It's my understanding that the police haven't said anything about Nigerians, though if you have a statement from then saying otherwise I'll retract my comment.

Read the article you posted fag

I did. You obviously didn't. It says nothing about Nigerians. Though new reporting has said that two Nigerian were arrested, but this article was written before that story broke.

MSM running a story before having all the facts

🤔🤔🤔

I'm mean, sure. But this article was just relaying the official police statement before the police made an arrest. No mention of Nigerians in the article.

So you're dumb.

Are you saying you believe the Nigerian brothers are neo nazis/ magacels quietus?

Are you saying that two Nigerian brothers can't be MAGAcels? That's racist.

Lol how awesome would that be. The media would be so pissed they would either not cover it anymore or do a bunch of fake news style hit pieces on jussy.

Nigerian Trump supporters attack black Empire actor. It wouldn't surprise me in this fuckin timeline.

You said it brother, this time line can’t be stopped. So don’t hate me, but I was at a drunpf rally and saw a group called ‘Haitians for trump’ they were singing cover songs, very poorly I might add. I actually got some really funny video of them talking smack to reeeesisters. Moral of the story, is Nigerian magacels likely exist, so this story could get super juicy fast, pardon the pun.

I kinda want to go to a Trump rally. Just to see the insanity. Dress up like a MAGAcel and just take in the what the fuck.

The people watching was amazing. I dressed unassumingly, and I got to see a 7 year old call Jim accosta “fake news”. It was concerning and hilarious all at once, but of course my phone wasn’t recording. I tried to see Bush and Clinton in college. I got some Marsha Blackburn cultists that we’re campaigning for her at the time, super annoyed. One of them thought it was a slam dunk, I asked them if they were at all concerned about her ties to big pharma and pushing the opiate epidemic. They were brain washed Hs kids, I thought this one dood wanted to fight after I said I couldn’t support her, in good conscience. All in all, it was a good time, and the amount of security was crazy.

See that sounds like some crazy shit to see. I'm in Florida, and he does his rallies here pretty often. About how much did it cost?

Lol I wouldn’t have ever paid. It’s free but I had to wait in line for two hours. Well parking downtown was 10 bucks, and I bought a pint of woodford lol. 10/10 it was amazing for anyone regardless of politics. Lots of mayos and surprisingly a good amount of minorities, at least compared to what I was expecting.

Okay I'm sold. I'll dress normal and just soak in the insanity. You only live once so why the fuck not?

It’s 100% worth it imo. Honestly all the people are super civil and cool, but there’s def a bunch of closed minded zealots. Take the good with the bad

The only African immigrant I talked to about Trump was a Trump supporter.

Nah the story is as over the top as they get, and it's completely fine to be skeptical, but you should be also skeptical about media reports that do fit your narrative (and reasonable though) - CPD denied the claims they said it was hoax AND the claims that he's supposed to be written off from the show were denied too.

Sure this can be just damage control after all the shit leaked, but as a true radical centrist I'm not gonna trust any information 😎

I only truly believe things I see with my own two eyes, and even then I second guess myself given im schizophrenic. 😏

He got what he really wanted

character not being off we totally stand behind him

Is there going to be a last minute save? Will Jussie make a three point shot or is he a hoaxing bussy?

The plot thickens

Cope post.

I'm glad you can admit it about yourself.

Some better start learning to code.

Isn't this the same pd that didn't see that much of a problem in 4 dindus torturing a retard.

I dunno. Is it?

It is

Torturing retards is bad and all, but at least they didn't smile at some old Navajo codebreaker while wearing red hats.