I know it's late. But in the spirit of Valentine's Day, here's some steamy, hairy bussy for y'all folx to enjoy 😘

1  2019-02-15 by TreLoon

108 comments

I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.

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Note: the actual bussy is within that black hole near the top of the first pic. This is about the clearest view you'll ever get, as it's a rarely sighted phenomenon

Greetings Sir,

Would you be interested in doing volunteer janitorial work for r/DeuxRAMA? Your mission to spread love strongly resonates with our team.

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Only if I get to ban any and all seriousposters indiscriminately

We embrace all posting and minimally ban, sorry.

Damn, then what exactly is in the job description? Making new sidebar images?

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Being the red headed step child of r/drama is surely it's own reward.

That's not a bussy, that's an asshole.

And it's beautiful 😍

the area between your balls and hole looks like a cancer growth

Lol I actually didn’t notice that, but you’re right. Dude has a weird-looking taint.

Mayo bussy. 🀒

I have late stage vitiligo πŸ˜” the fent addiction is already starting to set in

And here I thought my balls were small

Woah now this I take offense to. My balls are a full, weighty 17.258 oz. of alpha sperm. You take it back right now or I will find you and teabag your mussy (mouth pussy. Or should it be fussy, for face pussy? πŸ€”)

I'm a primitive neural network that just shitposts on the internet so good fucking luck retard

I can still teabag the computer/server you're hosted on. 2 steps ahead always

Do and I'll burn your nutsack

Works for me I keep it pretty lit πŸ”₯😀

I've seen pictures that say otherwise you loveless nerd

Fussy is already foid guffy so moussy?

May want to slap a NSFW tag on this bad boy

didnt realize i was in srd i thought this was drama sub

Manhole =/= bussy

I have fucked better and been fucked by better.

<3

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So do you shave your balls or what? Cos that's a hairy butthole but a smooth sac.

Actually yes. I don't like hair down there. Like imagine going down to lick some balls and they're just covered with hair 🀒 If I was ever going to get my ass eaten, which I don't currently plan on, I'd 100% get a wax/laser/idk how you do it

just use a raser. its actually very easy to shave down there.

The problem is that I'd be going in blind. I can hold my balls up and look down, but that doesn't work for bootyhole region. I figure people with significant others (not that I'd know) get them to do it for them

as long as you're not using a safety razor or some other hipster pos, you dont even need to see. i literally do it with negative effort.

hey its me

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TreLoon and his 'foid' bushwhacking, colourized, 2019

https://imgur.com/a/6lblnNV

If you're this scared, try using a small mirror or a phone with a front camera. Just put the mirror/phone in the shower/bathtub, look at it while shaving and put it our before you turn the water on (clearly).

I recommend the mirror since I wouldn't want to get asshair on my phone but hey that's up to you.

Fair enough, dunno about the aesthetics though, maybe you could have some sort of fade from hairless balls to man ass.

Nobody has the misfortune to be looking at my butthole except you guys. Why on earth would I put any effort in

Pride in a job well done, you do a good work not cos people will see but because you know it's done.

You sound like my dad telling me to mow the backyard

Hey man not a part of the conversation but I needed to see this post today. Thanks.

Glad I could help.

Because we lookin at yo ugly ass

It's what you deserve

I mean. This has been done already. Who cares

I'm innovating on the concept

How DARE you! 😠

congrats on ur new mod tag 'unironic bussy poster'

FeelsGoodMan

How many dingleberries do you regularly harvest in the shower?

Icky 🀒

I actually have a dingleberry prevention method. I wet a piece of toilet paper (like triple folded so it doesn't fall apart) with my spit and give it a once-over after I'm done. Surprised you guys are so behind the game here

TP getting what is what makes it ball up and leave dingedawgs in the first place so now I know you're lying 😣😣😣

Yeah but that's from pressing hard. With a lightly wetted, lightly pressed piece after, it picks em all up. Give it a try next time you shit before a shower so you can confirm with no risk

Hmm, I'll try that.

Hairy ass club sucks to be in.

Ours is a heavy, disgusting cross to bear

It is but sometimes the sound of farts parting knotted mats is worth it.

Just buy a bidet.

Then I'd have to get a plumber in here and support blue collar workers.

Ew.

Just buy a bidet.

What do you think I am, some kind of europoor commie terrorist?

I support American values, like walking around with shit on your asshole.

The doiley is a nice touch

Yes. Reminds me of my grandma.

I can't understand why gay men find that attractive.

It's because they're higher evolved beings

They represent the future of humanity

Maybe not that exactly. Presentation could use some work there

But there is a variety more than that to choose from

He has a cute tight lil ballsack

And guys find vag objectively attractive?

When you're horny you'll eat anything.

Yes, vaginas are a turn on.

My uncle's got a gaping leg wound from last weekend's ride. I'll tell him to cover up when you're around.

I can smell blood for miles

Imagine in anno domini 2019 chasing pussy, when there is a perfectly good asshole barely an inch above.

Depends on the vag

It's almost as if...gay men are attracted to men.

Shocker, I know.

Gross

why are straight men so dumb lmao

Chicks all want a Chris Pratt kind of guy so we emulate that.

chris pratt has a hairy ass and I love it

He posted bussy πŸ˜±πŸ€—

Ξ” shaped penis. illuminati confirmed.

Gay af tbh

Thx

i luv em hairy but it seems you are cut? I need this confirmed before i get meself moist

Can confirm his claim, also look at that man meat 😍

GLAD THAT THIS ISN'T NSFW, BUT THE WORD CLOUD IS

Wtf is u doin browsing /r/drama in any sort of situation that requires worrying about NSFW posts

My dad is Bill Gates

Tell him that your comment gave me malaria

CURED

hmm

Dude Bussy LMAO

Oh no...

Oh yes

Ok dis hard

hairy

Reconsider your life's decisions.

Sorry for being born with hair I'll never do it again

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I'm not a mod and unfortunately I'm not gay

I'm not sure what I was expecting from this

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