Iβm not denying it doesnβt happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.
Note: the actual bussy is within that black hole near the top of the first pic. This is about the clearest view you'll ever get, as it's a rarely sighted phenomenon
Woah now this I take offense to. My balls are a full, weighty 17.258 oz. of alpha sperm. You take it back right now or I will find you and teabag your mussy (mouth pussy. Or should it be fussy, for face pussy? π€)
Actually yes. I don't like hair down there. Like imagine going down to lick some balls and they're just covered with hair π€’ If I was ever going to get my ass eaten, which I don't currently plan on, I'd 100% get a wax/laser/idk how you do it
The problem is that I'd be going in blind. I can hold my balls up and look down, but that doesn't work for bootyhole region. I figure people with significant others (not that I'd know) get them to do it for them
If you're this scared, try using a small mirror or a phone with a front camera. Just put the mirror/phone in the shower/bathtub, look at it while shaving and put it our before you turn the water on (clearly).
I recommend the mirror since I wouldn't want to get asshair on my phone but hey that's up to you.
I actually have a dingleberry prevention method. I wet a piece of toilet paper (like triple folded so it doesn't fall apart) with my spit and give it a once-over after I'm done. Surprised you guys are so behind the game here
Yeah but that's from pressing hard. With a lightly wetted, lightly pressed piece after, it picks em all up. Give it a try next time you shit before a shower so you can confirm with no risk
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-15
Iβm not denying it doesnβt happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.
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1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
I love you, /r/drama.
Note: the actual bussy is within that black hole near the top of the first pic. This is about the clearest view you'll ever get, as it's a rarely sighted phenomenon
1 rsrfy 2019-02-15
Greetings Sir,
Would you be interested in doing volunteer janitorial work for r/DeuxRAMA? Your mission to spread love strongly resonates with our team.
Looking forward to hearing back,
rsrfy
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
Only if I get to ban any and all seriousposters indiscriminately
1 rsrfy 2019-02-15
We embrace all posting and minimally ban, sorry.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
Damn, then what exactly is in the job description? Making new sidebar images?
1 879251_23 2019-02-15
X
1 urgoingdownbitch01 2019-02-15
Being the red headed step child of r/drama is surely it's own reward.
1 Jas0nJewnova 2019-02-15
https://i.imgur.com/9rJQab1.jpg
1 ason 2019-02-15
https://media.giphy.com/media/jRXiOiJCL8yKA/giphy.gif
1 killallmessiah 2019-02-15
That's not a bussy, that's an asshole.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
And it's beautiful π
1 dingdong_bannu 2019-02-15
the area between your balls and hole looks like a cancer growth
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-02-15
Lol I actually didnβt notice that, but youβre right. Dude has a weird-looking taint.
1 Lokamayadon 2019-02-15
Mayo bussy. π€’
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
I have late stage vitiligo π the fent addiction is already starting to set in
1 shaneoffline 2019-02-15
And here I thought my balls were small
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
Woah now this I take offense to. My balls are a full, weighty 17.258 oz. of alpha sperm. You take it back right now or I will find you and teabag your mussy (mouth pussy. Or should it be fussy, for face pussy? π€)
1 shaneoffline 2019-02-15
I'm a primitive neural network that just shitposts on the internet so good fucking luck retard
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
I can still teabag the computer/server you're hosted on. 2 steps ahead always
1 shaneoffline 2019-02-15
Do and I'll burn your nutsack
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
Works for me I keep it pretty lit π₯π€
1 shaneoffline 2019-02-15
I've seen pictures that say otherwise you loveless nerd
1 Dr_Cocker 2019-02-15
Fussy is already foid guffy so moussy?
1 RollTide09 2019-02-15
May want to slap a NSFW tag on this bad boy
1 RandolphCox 2019-02-15
didnt realize i was in srd i thought this was drama sub
1 DeweaponizedAutism 2019-02-15
Manhole =/= bussy
1 jewdanksdad 2019-02-15
I have fucked better and been fucked by better.
1 skyrimporn64 2019-02-15
<3
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
π
1 somegurk 2019-02-15
So do you shave your balls or what? Cos that's a hairy butthole but a smooth sac.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
Actually yes. I don't like hair down there. Like imagine going down to lick some balls and they're just covered with hair π€’ If I was ever going to get my ass eaten, which I don't currently plan on, I'd 100% get a wax/laser/idk how you do it
1 trappysaruh 2019-02-15
just use a raser. its actually very easy to shave down there.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
The problem is that I'd be going in blind. I can hold my balls up and look down, but that doesn't work for bootyhole region. I figure people with significant others (not that I'd know) get them to do it for them
1 trappysaruh 2019-02-15
as long as you're not using a safety razor or some other hipster pos, you dont even need to see. i literally do it with negative effort.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
Well damn if it works this well I'll have to give it the ol college try
1 trappysaruh 2019-02-15
hey its me
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
πππππ
1 Dr_Cocker 2019-02-15
TreLoon and his 'foid' bushwhacking, colourized, 2019
1 Woolgun 2019-02-15
If you're this scared, try using a small mirror or a phone with a front camera. Just put the mirror/phone in the shower/bathtub, look at it while shaving and put it our before you turn the water on (clearly).
I recommend the mirror since I wouldn't want to get asshair on my phone but hey that's up to you.
1 somegurk 2019-02-15
Fair enough, dunno about the aesthetics though, maybe you could have some sort of fade from hairless balls to man ass.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
Nobody has the misfortune to be looking at my butthole except you guys. Why on earth would I put any effort in
1 somegurk 2019-02-15
Pride in a job well done, you do a good work not cos people will see but because you know it's done.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
You sound like my dad telling me to mow the backyard
1 mattnotgeorge 2019-02-15
Hey man not a part of the conversation but I needed to see this post today. Thanks.
1 somegurk 2019-02-15
Glad I could help.
1 ObsessedAussie 2019-02-15
Because we lookin at yo ugly ass
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
It's what you deserve
1 879251_23 2019-02-15
https://youtu.be/Syx2g-H-q5U
1 imajustgo 2019-02-15
I mean. This has been done already. Who cares
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
I'm innovating on the concept
1 snallygaster 2019-02-15
How DARE you! π
1 trappysaruh 2019-02-15
congrats on ur new mod tag 'unironic bussy poster'
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
FeelsGoodMan
1 Dr_Cocker 2019-02-15
How many dingleberries do you regularly harvest in the shower?
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
Icky π€’
I actually have a dingleberry prevention method. I wet a piece of toilet paper (like triple folded so it doesn't fall apart) with my spit and give it a once-over after I'm done. Surprised you guys are so behind the game here
1 Dr_Cocker 2019-02-15
TP getting what is what makes it ball up and leave dingedawgs in the first place so now I know you're lying π£π£π£
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
Yeah but that's from pressing hard. With a lightly wetted, lightly pressed piece after, it picks em all up. Give it a try next time you shit before a shower so you can confirm with no risk
1 Dr_Cocker 2019-02-15
Hmm, I'll try that.
Hairy ass club sucks to be in.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
Ours is a heavy, disgusting cross to bear
1 Dr_Cocker 2019-02-15
It is but sometimes the sound of farts parting knotted mats is worth it.
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2019-02-15
Just buy a bidet.
1 Dr_Cocker 2019-02-15
Then I'd have to get a plumber in here and support blue collar workers.
Ew.
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2019-02-15
Just buy a bidet.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
What do you think I am, some kind of europoor commie terrorist?
I support American values, like walking around with shit on your asshole.
1 actualstrawman 2019-02-15
The doiley is a nice touch
1 pow-zap-bang 2019-02-15
Yes. Reminds me of my grandma.
1 Dramaste 2019-02-15
I can't understand why gay men find that attractive.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
It's because they're higher evolved beings
They represent the future of humanity
1 ConfuseTheJews 2019-02-15
Maybe not that exactly. Presentation could use some work there
But there is a variety more than that to choose from
1 songthatendstheworld 2019-02-15
He has a cute tight lil ballsack
1 Phazon2000 2019-02-15
And guys find vag objectively attractive?
When you're horny you'll eat anything.
1 Dramaste 2019-02-15
Yes, vaginas are a turn on.
1 Phazon2000 2019-02-15
My uncle's got a gaping leg wound from last weekend's ride. I'll tell him to cover up when you're around.
1 Dramaste 2019-02-15
I can smell blood for miles
1 killua098 2019-02-15
Imagine in anno domini 2019 chasing pussy, when there is a perfectly good asshole barely an inch above.
1 obsequium_ 2019-02-15
Depends on the vag
1 yo_you_need_a_lemma_ 2019-02-15
It's almost as if...gay men are attracted to men.
Shocker, I know.
1 Dramaste 2019-02-15
Gross
1 yo_you_need_a_lemma_ 2019-02-15
why are straight men so dumb lmao
1 Dramaste 2019-02-15
Chicks all want a Chris Pratt kind of guy so we emulate that.
1 yo_you_need_a_lemma_ 2019-02-15
chris pratt has a hairy ass and I love it
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-02-15
He posted bussy π±π€
1 double-happiness 2019-02-15
https://media1.giphy.com/media/3o72F7JZvhCdCi6iyc/giphy.gif
1 damaged_unicycles 2019-02-15
Ξ shaped penis. illuminati confirmed.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
https://i.imgur.com/IePnylb.jpg
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-15
Gay af tbh
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
Thx
1 slaytina44 2019-02-15
i luv em hairy but it seems you are cut? I need this confirmed before i get meself moist
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
No I'm uncut
Here's a better view of the frontbussy, posted on my alt
1 BeastTrinity 2019-02-15
Can confirm his claim, also look at that man meat π
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2019-02-15
GLAD THAT THIS ISN'T NSFW, BUT THE WORD CLOUD IS
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
Wtf is u doin browsing /r/drama in any sort of situation that requires worrying about NSFW posts
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2019-02-15
My dad is Bill Gates
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
Tell him that your comment gave me malaria
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2019-02-15
CURED
1 barbadosslim 2019-02-15
hmm
1 TheHeroReditDeserves 2019-02-15
Dude Bussy LMAO
1 BlacJeesus 2019-02-15
Oh no...
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
Oh yes
1 charming_tatum 2019-02-15
https://youtu.be/8c4jpGG8ew8
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
Ok dis hard
1 EternallyMiffed 2019-02-15
Reconsider your life's decisions.
1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
Sorry for being born with hair I'll never do it again
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1 TreLoon 2019-02-15
I'm not a mod and unfortunately I'm not gay
1 lillaroni 2019-02-15
I'm not sure what I was expecting from this
1 TheElitistDuck 2019-02-15
π©π©π¦π¦ Never change r/Drama, never change