r/drama: Checkmate Dinocels

Nah, there's a link to a other article about animals that showed "evolution was drunk". There's some creepy fucking alien head looking thing and then a terrifying starfish.

1 demotecontrol 2019-02-15

Pigbutt worm?(not kidding, that's apparently what it's called).

1 umar4812 2019-02-15

Yes, that green one. I can't look at the last two for some reason.

1 White_Dudeness 2019-02-15

Found /u/annoysthegoys lmao

1 umar4812 2019-02-15

Lmfao

1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-02-15

This is airtight

1 Chernozhopyy 2019-02-15

This is the truth dinoposters don’t want to accept, they could have never reproduced and hence could have never existed.

Plates are a real tangible thing that we can touch today.

1 RandolphCox 2019-02-15

honestly there is a lot of shady stuff with dinosaursa nd if they existed..did you know we havent found 1 fully intact "dinosaur skeletal system"?.. lil weird. there was a period in time where these 2 scientists "discovering" them and a lot have come out as fakes/made up. look it up.

1 Chernozhopyy 2019-02-15

Oh I know, then you have shills like cdace saying they existed and didn’t go extinct, but evolved beyond us and moved on the the “plasma fold”.

What a crock of shit.

1 WiggityWatchinNews 2019-02-15

Ha right that totally couldn't be true. Right?

1 Chernozhopyy 2019-02-15

🙄

1 DistortedLines 2019-02-15

Are you only pretending to be retarded?

1 RandolphCox 2019-02-15

like i said look it up

1 DistortedLines 2019-02-15

🤔

1 YHofSuburbia 2019-02-15

This is Randy, we all know he isn't

1 Tagesausbruch 2019-02-15

Not a single one

1 RandolphCox 2019-02-15

is that Sue? it is not 100% skeletal system...and there is absolutely no records showing it is real bones..they only let you see mods...odd..

also you are telling me out of all the dinosaurs there is JUST 1 that is almost 100% (but not full)?.... odd.... these are the alleged kings of the world... not even 1 complete skeleton....

1 YHofSuburbia 2019-02-15

Mother fucker do you realize how long ago they lived?

1 RandolphCox 2019-02-15

yes..unlike all the naysayers i am actually well read on this subject because i could not believe the hoax. now it is undeniable. millions of dinours for a long time... not even 1 full skeleton..which no one can see.

1 robev333 2019-02-15

tbh I've never seen your full skeleton either, so I'm not entirely sure you exist.

1 RandolphCox 2019-02-15

your mom saw my big bone n orgasmed a lot

1 zenicaone 2019-02-15

you leg-fucked her?

nice

1 kdbisgoat 2019-02-15

I'm not at all knowledgeable on the subject so have they found any intermediate between bird and dinosaur since birds are said to have been evolved from dinosaurs?

1 TooLateRunning 2019-02-15

is that Sue?

Is this bait?

1 Do_a_pushup 2019-02-15

Birds are dinosaurs. Therapods, to be precise. It's thought that chickens are closer to the Tyranosaurus Rex than just about any other famous dinosaur. Your trendies are made from dinosaur meat.

1 Chernozhopyy 2019-02-15

That is a fucking bat, look at the fingertips that developed into wings. And if it is a pterosaur they aren’t dinosaurs, but flying reptiles.

1 teamsprocket 2019-02-15

👏EDUCATE👏YOUR👏SELF👏

1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-02-15

Dinos got it on probably in the spring. Just search birds mating.

1 Chernozhopyy 2019-02-15

Birds don’t have giant ass tails tho.

1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-02-15

Doesn’t matter. Male birds don’t have a penis so it could be the same mating ritual for dinos. Basically they could get pregnant with some heavy petting. 😳

1 Chernozhopyy 2019-02-15

Birds don’t have gigantic tails though, just feathers that can easily move.

Are you suggesting this is accurate?

1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-02-15

I was thinking a couple of love birds. Dinos probably mated like crocs and got snappy

1 Chernozhopyy 2019-02-15

So on their backs and in the water? 🤢🤢🤮

1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-02-15

crocs on a rock

I feel as though I’m participating in the discovery channel. Just admit dinos fucked and call it a day. Deal?

1 Chernozhopyy 2019-02-15

Jesus no one wants to see that 🤮