I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.
Was gonna post this to r/confession, but since this is related I might as well post it here. I jerked off to orgasm to Tulsi Gabbard, and I plan on doing so again and again for the near future. Btw that link is an absolute goldmine if you have a fetish for political babes in powerful positions. And men too in case you want to embrace your inner homosexuality once and for all.
Do you want some blonde bimbo who is going to lose those youthful good looks in a few years as she is replaced by the next generation of 18 year olds, or do you want a woman who can impact the lives of millions of Americans by sucking the right dicks in Congress?
How much time have you spent there yourself? I mean I don't care much about Blonald Blumpf anymore, don't really give a shit about politics in general outside of the REEEEposting that comes from it. But after starting on Reddit as a stupid retard who would post in LSC and S4P and r/collapse and other faggy shit like that, I went over there after the DNC no lubed Bernard, and I don't find it's as horrible as people make it out to be. I don't think it's any edgier than this shithole.
Then again, I guess r/Drama is about as low as humanity can go too.
That's what it was like during the 2016 primaries (and it was hilarious). Now they're serious. They get legitimately mad about things instead of coming up with salty nicknames for random liberals interviewed on CNN (e.g., "AIDS Frodo").
She'd go away if they stopped giving her attention. They're doing the same shit the left did with Trump and that ended up with us electing a retarded person to the highest office in the world.
I fully embrace that tbh. Trump and the Republican will get to shoulder the recession that is coming and after another 4 years of rightardyness the pendle will swing back hard and boom, commie mama is president
Is that why, when she released the draft for the green deal, Fox News went nuts. Washington Post clearly provides the links in the article, which shows conservatives going a little crazy about her BF.
This whole AOC drama is a hilarious reversal of 2016 when MSM gave Trump all the free publicity in the world.
Now the idiots in right wing media are doing the exact same thing with someone who isnt even in a position to accomplish much. They are literally building her up.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-16
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1 vtesterlwg 2019-02-16
tfw paywallcel also no drama
1 MG87 2019-02-16
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1 MG87 2019-02-16
Clear your cookies
1 WillNeverBeAMod 2019-02-16
Was gonna post this to r/confession, but since this is related I might as well post it here. I jerked off to orgasm to Tulsi Gabbard, and I plan on doing so again and again for the near future. Btw that link is an absolute goldmine if you have a fetish for political babes in powerful positions. And men too in case you want to embrace your inner homosexuality once and for all.
1 ProtectYourNecks 2019-02-16
Fucking degens
1 somegurk 2019-02-16
WTF she does not look 58.
1 RealJackAnchor 2019-02-16
Well that's because it's all plastic
1 IllustriousQuail 2019-02-16
I bet she does when she takes that half-inch of foundation off.
1 RealJackAnchor 2019-02-16
Cultist Mommy 💞💞💞
1 IllustriousQuail 2019-02-16
That link is why people call DC "Hollywood for ugly people." The 50 "hottest" people in DC average around a charitable 6.
1 WillNeverBeAMod 2019-02-16
Do you want some blonde bimbo who is going to lose those youthful good looks in a few years as she is replaced by the next generation of 18 year olds, or do you want a woman who can impact the lives of millions of Americans by sucking the right dicks in Congress?
1 BCUOSPSEY 2019-02-16
Open in browser
1 homosexisgaylol 2019-02-16
Who on Earth would willing give money to the Washington Post lmao
1 Spurdospadrus 2019-02-16
if you have prime it's super cheap. totes worth it
1 Brumaired 2019-02-16
https://github.com/iamadamdev/bypass-paywalls-firefox
1 do_a_humanflag 2019-02-16
she isn't even cute. face kinda like a horse
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-02-16
Shes hot for a politician, that's all. Sarah Palin wasn't gorgeous either but everyone acted like she was because she didn't look like Hillary.
1 dankie_tankie 2019-02-16
She was great in "Who's Nailin' Paylin?: Adventures of a Hockey MILF" though
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-02-16
In the same vein when they make AOS porn she'll have to get gangbanged by a bunch of rich white men.
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-02-16
They will capitalize on the commie aspect. I'd expect a multicultural gang bang scene with a few homeless guys.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-02-16
Shut up, you’d still stick it in her spicy 🌶 bean pocket and hate fuck her.
1 ABannedIncel9 2019-02-16
She's just a congressman why are they so obsessed?!
1 WreckingYourHome 2019-02-16
She seems to have the Trump-spirit.
1 shitpersonality 2019-02-16
How many times has she fucked ivanka?
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-02-16
More times than Lawlz has nearly committed suicide
1 FTFallen 2019-02-16
Have you heard her talk?
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-02-16
I'm cumming from just thinking about it
1 ABannedIncel9 2019-02-16
Yes, but after listening to trump talk, everyone sounds like a genius in comparison so i'm not sure anymore.
1 Spurdospadrus 2019-02-16
speaking of which, this is pretty fantastic
https://snew.notabug.io/r/The_Donald/comments/ajj3re/and_the_libs_somehow_find_ways_to_love_her/
1 RealJackAnchor 2019-02-16
HAHAHA holy fuck, that little hook caught a massive whale.
1 coldfirerules 2019-02-16
I swear half of that sub is just trolls trolling trolls.
The other half is about as low as humanity can go.
1 RealJackAnchor 2019-02-16
How much time have you spent there yourself? I mean I don't care much about Blonald Blumpf anymore, don't really give a shit about politics in general outside of the REEEEposting that comes from it. But after starting on Reddit as a stupid retard who would post in LSC and S4P and r/collapse and other faggy shit like that, I went over there after the DNC no lubed Bernard, and I don't find it's as horrible as people make it out to be. I don't think it's any edgier than this shithole.
Then again, I guess r/Drama is about as low as humanity can go too.
1 Spurdospadrus 2019-02-16
no joke, I'm not even into butt stuff or bdsm but your post kind of makes me want to cornhole you
1 RealJackAnchor 2019-02-16
Daddy please
1 IllustriousQuail 2019-02-16
That's what it was like during the 2016 primaries (and it was hilarious). Now they're serious. They get legitimately mad about things instead of coming up with salty nicknames for random liberals interviewed on CNN (e.g., "AIDS Frodo").
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-02-16
She's huge on social media and that matters now. Obama was a completely inexperienced nobody turned freshman senator turned president.
And they should be worried. I'll vote for Commie Commy in 2024.
1 5sharm5 2019-02-16
I’m still writing in Jeb! because I feel bad for him 😞
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-02-16
You're a good person
1 Heydammit 2019-02-16
Please clap.
1 Tobans 2019-02-16
🐢🐢slow and steady🐢🐢😊😊😊
1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-02-16
Based JEB! absolutely DESTORYS BLM activist with FACT and his FISTS
1 ShamesMainName 2019-02-16
I hate how big this has gotten.
All the people tripping over her only being a congresswoman are the same ones frothing at the mouth when they heard about her.
1 Fletch71011 2019-02-16
She'd go away if they stopped giving her attention. They're doing the same shit the left did with Trump and that ended up with us electing a retarded person to the highest office in the world.
1 ab_ra_ca_dabba 2019-02-16
But Garrison has the hots for her now.
1 icefourthirtythree 2019-02-16
Ben Garrison has hots for anything with legs.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-02-16
u/LightUmbra get your fucking wig, I have a plan
1 LightUmbra 2019-02-16
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1 LightUmbra 2019-02-16
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1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-02-16
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1 Grimy__range 2019-02-16
Imagine paying for news in 2019
1 The_DHC 2019-02-16
Dont give your NEETbux to journalists, they'll just spend it on a Superbowl commercial
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1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-02-16
>some random Chad
Neckbeard and fag glasses
I'm not sure "chad" means what you think it means
1 CherryKirsche 2019-02-16
Cope
1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-02-16
FRY.GIF
Can't tell if retarded...
...or memeing
1 CherryKirsche 2019-02-16
You know, the last time people had this question it was for Trump supporters and look where we are now. So, yeah, commie mama for President 2024
1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-02-16
LOL well at least you admit there's 0 chance Trump doesn't get re-elected in 2020
1 CherryKirsche 2019-02-16
I fully embrace that tbh. Trump and the Republican will get to shoulder the recession that is coming and after another 4 years of rightardyness the pendle will swing back hard and boom, commie mama is president
1 Zozbot 2019-02-16
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1 Zozbot 2019-02-16
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1 Zozbot 2019-02-16
zozzle
1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-02-16
Can't tell if memeing as a retarded...
...or is an actual retard trying to meme.
10/10 would chortle again
1 CherryKirsche 2019-02-16
You know I am right ;)
1 ChipotleMayocide 2019-02-16
She will just be the millennial’s Trump
1 Fletch71011 2019-02-16
Dude is like a prototypical nu-male. I'd be excited if AOC had some "Chad" boyfriend instead of exactly who I'd expect her to be dating.
1 ab_ra_ca_dabba 2019-02-16
You mean Ben Garrison ?
1 Critonurmom 2019-02-16
Ehm. Her bf doesn't have glasses, or a neckbeard.
1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-02-16
(leans into mic)
WRONG
1 ChipotleMayocide 2019-02-16
I mean he’s a ginger, but I don’t see him with glasses.
1 cruelandusual 2019-02-16
It really bothers you, doesn't it?
You people are so invested in your "masculine" self-image, so why did you choose a character like Pepe as your symbol?
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-02-16
Nigga what?
1 Death_Trolley 2019-02-16
Was it somehow top secret until just now that she is getting railed by a whitey? Why did no one mention him before?
1 georgeapg 2019-02-16
Because nobody actually cares. This is clearly part of her PR campaign.
1 ab_ra_ca_dabba 2019-02-16
You mean the one Republicans are doing for her.
1 georgeapg 2019-02-16
I never really hear any republicans talking about her. All I hear is people on r/politics and r/news saying that republicans are talking about her.
1 Vladith 2019-02-16
Then you must not be FB friends with any college republicans. luck you
1 georgeapg 2019-02-16
What college student still uses Facebook?
1 Vladith 2019-02-16
normie conservatives
1 ab_ra_ca_dabba 2019-02-16
Is that why, when she released the draft for the green deal, Fox News went nuts. Washington Post clearly provides the links in the article, which shows conservatives going a little crazy about her BF.
1 shitpersonality 2019-02-16
/r/conservative 's front page usually has 2-5 posts about AOC at any given time.
1 Vladith 2019-02-16
she kept her personal life pretty hush-hush until she was seen with a tall white dude at her swearing-in and gossip mags jumped on it
1 Death_Trolley 2019-02-16
I guess I’d be ashamed to be seen with that guy, too
1 KarlMannheim 2019-02-16
Til that a badly groomed moth breathing mayo boy with glasses is chad.
1 MG87 2019-02-16
More of a Chad than u
1 KarlMannheim 2019-02-16
But still, not a chad and I never claimed that I am attractive either.
1 pawnedPonderings 2019-02-16
We need some ice over here!!
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-02-16
What's CTH take in this? She is dating a WHITE MALE and a CODER!!!
1 FTFallen 2019-02-16
The wall.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-02-16
impurifying the white race (males especially) through miscegenation is the next best thing after mayocide
1 BaguetteFetish 2019-02-16
>Pretending to support mayocide just so a THICC poc gf will want to fuck you
1 coldfirerules 2019-02-16
Who's pretending when the bar is set so high?
1 Vladith 2019-02-16
this is basically the whole point of CTH
1 Tobans 2019-02-16
Thanks but no thanks
1 Perrero 2019-02-16
Former journalist?
1 ConfuseTheJews 2019-02-16
She has had so much Irish DNA put in her, she might be half leprechaun at this point
How does the Chapo Traps feel about leprechauns? Are they like Chuds?
1 IllustriousQuail 2019-02-16
Leprechauns are known for hoarding gold, so I strongly suspect they get the bullet.
1 vtesterlwg 2019-02-16
doesnt apply to other ethnic groups tho
1 libelecsBlackWolf 2019-02-16
A white boy. How unusual of a Hispanic woman...
1 Vladith 2019-02-16
http://www.pewresearch.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/05/PST_2017.05.15.intermarriage-00-03.png
1 I_value_my_shit_more 2019-02-16
None of their fucking business.
1 confusedblues 2019-02-16
Trump gave everyone he knew a job, including a son in law. I'm sure that's not an issue with them though.
1 coldfirerules 2019-02-16
This whole AOC drama is a hilarious reversal of 2016 when MSM gave Trump all the free publicity in the world.
Now the idiots in right wing media are doing the exact same thing with someone who isnt even in a position to accomplish much. They are literally building her up.
1 MG87 2019-02-16
Hispanic Bernie with a vag
1 coldfirerules 2019-02-16
Almost feels scripted.
1 User_O7 2019-02-16
Hillary retired, a new boogieman is needed.
1 pausei144 2019-02-16
AOC is the only one worthy of beating Trump.
1 jorg_ancrath88 2019-02-16
Direct link to an article saying LOOK AT HOW MAD CONVERVSTARDS ARE
Totally organic post with zero drama.
1 what_he_has_had 2019-02-16
Black framed glasses, slim build, and beard. I’m convinced all progressive men just look like that.
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