/r/wallstreetbets has gone private

98  2019-02-16 by FTFallen

42 comments

leave that place it isn't worth it

a lot of them are the alt-right mirror images of our tankie edgelord teens, and a lot of people there are broken, toxic people and their parasites who exploit and humiliate them for sociopathic fun

just a really bad community all around

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Snappy as woke as ever

but snappy, how else will I learn how to lose all my money in the fastest way possible!

every premium snapchat that you can find

Discord autists claim SEC conspiracy to regulate tendie acquisitions.

It's over for tits-up-cels

But it was risk free.

How in the fuck am I supposed to lose my last cent without WSB's advice?

Cocaine

Heroin is faster

Speedball is more

Cocainia

Cuckaine

I mean, the markets are closed right now so you couldn't do that anyway.

But I could be reading about which credit card to apply for and get a cash advance to buy box spreads with right now if they weren't closed!

That sounds really dumb

Money never sleeps.

That'll change when Robinhood supports after hours trading.

It does, but it's the weekend

PUTS ON WSB LITERALLY CANT GO TITS UP FREE FUCKIN MONEY BOYS. SUB COUNT DOWN TO 300 SHORT SHORT

GOT LONG PUTS ON BERKSHIRE A BOYS, YOLO

did someone do something stupider then box spread?

I got a few PMs from people to come to their discord for guaranteed (900%) returns. All I had to do was pay them first.

Could be related.

They're all over the investing subs right now. I've had to ban a bunch of them.

Yes, writing "then" instead of "than" when comparing things

oh shit where?

New picture of Lawlz leaked?

They do this more often than we do

Yesterday I sold my SPY 268 calls and made a pretty penny thanks to wsb. What do I do with all this money now 😡😡

Buy SPY 268 puts

Cocaine

Reup 75% of it for more spy calls you dumb dumb

Load up on the faggy Ds negro

Buy me guns and booze

I can't believe they approved you for options

It's free you just have to click a box or something. Idk

actually caring about this when the market is closed until tuesday

oh wait where are we going to get more shitty ironyman memes now?

Awwwwwwwwwww shit I actually like that sub

You're acting as if they don't do this more often than we or r/4chan do

Shhhhh