/r/wallstreetbets has gone private

98  2019-02-16 by FTFallen

42 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2019-02-16

leave that place it isn't worth it

a lot of them are the alt-right mirror images of our tankie edgelord teens, and a lot of people there are broken, toxic people and their parasites who exploit and humiliate them for sociopathic fun

just a really bad community all around

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1  TheElitistDuck 2019-02-16

Snappy as woke as ever

1  Firnin 2019-02-16

but snappy, how else will I learn how to lose all my money in the fastest way possible!

1  Brumaired 2019-02-16

every premium snapchat that you can find

1  FTFallen 2019-02-16

Discord autists claim SEC conspiracy to regulate tendie acquisitions.

1  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-02-16

It's over for tits-up-cels

1  Exv0s 2019-02-16

But it was risk free.

1  GuillotinesNOW 2019-02-16

How in the fuck am I supposed to lose my last cent without WSB's advice?

1  bareballzthebitch 2019-02-16

Cocaine

1  Tar_alcaran 2019-02-16

Heroin is faster

1  automatic_cluck 2019-02-16

Speedball is more

1  KBSuks 2019-02-16

Cocainia

1  automatic_cluck 2019-02-16

Cuckaine

1  FakeBartReagor 2019-02-16

I mean, the markets are closed right now so you couldn't do that anyway.

1  GuillotinesNOW 2019-02-16

But I could be reading about which credit card to apply for and get a cash advance to buy box spreads with right now if they weren't closed!

1  LightUmbra 2019-02-16

That sounds really dumb

1  mohkohnsepicgun 2019-02-16

Money never sleeps.

1  Penguinproof1 2019-02-16

That'll change when Robinhood supports after hours trading.

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-16

It does, but it's the weekend

1  LaptopEnforcer 2019-02-16

PUTS ON WSB LITERALLY CANT GO TITS UP FREE FUCKIN MONEY BOYS. SUB COUNT DOWN TO 300 SHORT SHORT

1  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-02-16

GOT LONG PUTS ON BERKSHIRE A BOYS, YOLO

1  Welcome_to_Brotact 2019-02-16

did someone do something stupider then box spread?

1  Tyestor 2019-02-16

I got a few PMs from people to come to their discord for guaranteed (900%) returns. All I had to do was pay them first.

Could be related.

1  Fletch71011 2019-02-16

They're all over the investing subs right now. I've had to ban a bunch of them.

1  MacAndShits 2019-02-16

Yes, writing "then" instead of "than" when comparing things

1  Welcome_to_Brotact 2019-02-16

oh shit where?

1  MacAndShits 2019-02-16

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/ar9zpf/rwallstreetbets_has_gone_private/eglt3b5/

1  Welcome_to_Brotact 2019-02-16

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/ar9zpf/rwallstreetbets_has_gone_private/eglt3b6/

Is this it?

1  MacAndShits 2019-02-16

New picture of Lawlz leaked?

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-16

They do this more often than we do

1  BasicallyADoctor 2019-02-16

Yesterday I sold my SPY 268 calls and made a pretty penny thanks to wsb. What do I do with all this money now 😡😡

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-16

Buy SPY 268 puts

1  bareballzthebitch 2019-02-16

Cocaine

1  Tamrowski 2019-02-16

Reup 75% of it for more spy calls you dumb dumb

1  d4ddyd54m4 2019-02-16

Load up on the faggy Ds negro

1  -Steve_French- 2019-02-16

Buy me guns and booze

1  detroitvelvetslim 2019-02-16

I can't believe they approved you for options

1  BasicallyADoctor 2019-02-16

It's free you just have to click a box or something. Idk

1  A_bad_insult 2019-02-16

actually caring about this when the market is closed until tuesday

oh wait where are we going to get more shitty ironyman memes now?

1  Sir_Panache 2019-02-16

Awwwwwwwwwww shit I actually like that sub

1  32624647 2019-02-16

You're acting as if they don't do this more often than we or r/4chan do

1  Sir_Panache 2019-02-16

Shhhhh