I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.
I'm pretty sure she isn't dead because that seems like information that is impossible to contain. However it's still pretty suspicious.
Among the cognoscenti of the Supreme Court Bar, RBG has long been known as "Schroedinger's Justice," a jurist who is both alive and dead at the same time. Some have theorized that it will take the perfect cert petition -- potentially involving disparate-impact sex discrimination against an unlawful-combatant detainee -- to collapse the probabilistic waveform and determine once and for all whether she's still alive.
Now that she's feeling better, it's time for me to tear through that cobweb infested, liberal leaning slit with my sandpaper like tongue 👅 I want rbg to hit my ass with her gavel
And her car drove her into the building? Seriously, you'd think there would be a picture of her getting out of her car and going in. If CNN can get pics/video of a Trump flunky getting arrested, why couldn't they capture this?
No I mean just not saying anything about it. As wild as her actually being dead would be, I think it’s more likely her PR team (or whatever, idk) is trying to make conservatives look crazy by vaguely hiding her. It honestly wouldn’t be that hard.
It’s actually kind of funny watching the conspiratards spaz out.
Republicans in congress and on the Supreme Court have a lot to gain by proving she is dead and yet they haven’t yet. If she were really dead why would republicans also be in on the gig when they could add another Justice to the bench?
It’s almost like she’s used the judges enterance and went from court(no cameras allowed) to their offices/chambers for most her career like every other justice.
lmao yeah nobody could possibly see the 85 year old in a wheelchair and surrounding entourage or know about the other doors, let alone take a picture or video
maybe shes invisible now because radiation gave her super powers
You know pretty much every courthouse has private parking garages for employees connected to them and ways to get to and from the court rooms without having to be on the general population side. Have you ever been in the employee side of a courthouse?
Theres one thing I gotta hand to you and thats being able to consistently come up with the dumbest fucking takes humanly possible with every subsequent comment
Because thats not just what you said you absolute spacker, you actually think theres a government conspiracy to cover up her death because of the democrats sinister plot of keeping control
How do you expect me to react to QAnon level of retardation? Respect, is it respect that you want? Please tell me
There's a very popular kid's book about her. Aimed at maybe 3-5th graders, but someone gave my 18-month-old daughter one for Xmas. It was like thanks but we're still on Hop on Pop here—she only not stopped eating books a couple months ago.
The guys who directed the first one aren't directing the sequel, could you tell? They actually have a habit of bailing right before things turn into complete shit, having worked on Solo and then leaving when the writing was on the wall. And having rejected complete control over Sony's animation dept the year before the email links because it was such a shitshow behind the scenes.
Bigger and better things now. Like that recent Spider-Man animated flick
I don't know why but all of a sudden she's everyone's fucking hero. I think they only care because she almost died and gave trump a third justice, which you think would make them pissed at her for not resigning under obama.
No way she makes it until the end of Trump's term though. I keep seeing people talk about how within a year they can hold up the nomination like the Republicans did, but they don't seem to recall that the Republicans were able to do that because they controlled the senate. They still do.
And that is going to be the most dramatic thing to ever happen.
The Dems could only stall if they had the 51 votes to refuse to confirm (as the Reps had in 2018). There's no longer any real procedural mechanism to stall a vote. (Unless there are some sort of obscure committee shenanigans of which I'm unaware.)
Idk, I think there will be enough R senators up for reelection that would at least be reluctant to be so openly hypocritical and to give the D's an easy PR win.
They can't stall at all though. They can't filibuster a SC nom anymore, they can't keep it from coming to the floor, and they can't win the vote. They can't stall at all.
If there's one thing the 2016 elections proved, it's that the Dems have the best necromancers on the planet. I have no doubt that RBG is vividly animated at the moment.
Wow, RBG is back? just in time for the Dems law suit against Potus and his administration. Not a chance. She will not survive her days are numbered. God will handle this one.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-16
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1 corprethar 2019-02-16
she ded
1 ConfuseTheJews 2019-02-16
Just tired and shagged out after long squawk
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-02-16
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1 Barrack-HusseinObama 2019-02-16
No, this lady is a warrior. You are no match for her SUPERJEW cancer eliminating abilities.
1 bareballzthebitch 2019-02-16
pics or she's still dead
1 UnprovableTruth 2019-02-16
I mean, I'm pretty sure she isn't dead because that seems like information that is impossible to contain. However it's still pretty suspicious.
1 RandolphCox 2019-02-16
it is not. we still do not know motive for las vegas mass shooting either..sheeple willl forget tho
1 ManBearFridge 2019-02-16
Because they didn't find one, because he left no evidence of one. You want them to make one up?
1 heretobefriends 2019-02-16
He obviously hated Jason Aldean.
1 preserved_fish 2019-02-16
A true fan of outlaw country.
1 IllustriousQuail 2019-02-16
Among the cognoscenti of the Supreme Court Bar, RBG has long been known as "Schroedinger's Justice," a jurist who is both alive and dead at the same time. Some have theorized that it will take the perfect cert petition -- potentially involving disparate-impact sex discrimination against an unlawful-combatant detainee -- to collapse the probabilistic waveform and determine once and for all whether she's still alive.
1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-02-16
seriously
1 MG87 2019-02-16
This is what retarded people actually believe
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-02-16
no u
1 Maple28 2019-02-16
Probably just don't want a photo of her looking like she's on death's door getting out.
1 Yes_he_swan 2019-02-16
Fuck yessssssssss Mami is BACK ON THE BENCH
Now that she's feeling better, it's time for me to tear through that cobweb infested, liberal leaning slit with my sandpaper like tongue 👅 I want rbg to hit my ass with her gavel
1 DeliciousExit 2019-02-16
And risk her having a heart attack? We need to sew that thing shut.
1 Barrack-HusseinObama 2019-02-16
RBG is back!!!
no source picture provided
1 wiking85 2019-02-16
People are prohibited from taking pictures or video inside the building for some reason.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-02-16
And her car drove her into the building? Seriously, you'd think there would be a picture of her getting out of her car and going in. If CNN can get pics/video of a Trump flunky getting arrested, why couldn't they capture this?
1 freet0 2019-02-16
MAGAcels really think there's a vast conspiracy to fake RBG being alive for 2 years lmao
1 TreLoon 2019-02-16
I thought the theory was just that they've been covering it up since her cancer surgery?
1 freet0 2019-02-16
I mean for the 2 years between when she got sick and the 2020 election
1 IllustriousQuail 2019-02-16
The reason is that all Supreme Court Justices are vampires, as stipulated by Art. III, sec. 4, and they do not show up in photographs or on video.
1 wiking85 2019-02-16
If only that were the case, someone snuck a video camera in and they all showed up and he got arrested. https://petapixel.com/2017/10/06/two-photos-us-supreme-court-session/
Besides everyone knows they are werewolves.
1 Xurker 2019-02-16
This is what the_Donald users actually believe
1 Barrack-HusseinObama 2019-02-16
Blumpf!!!!
1 holditsteady 2019-02-16
fake news, this is a clone
1 Think_Once 2019-02-16
It's Hillary in her RGB cosplay costume.
1 plurpnslurp 2019-02-16
Ruth ginger bansburg
1 Think_Once 2019-02-16
Immortal.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-02-16
She puts it on for Bill once a quarter.
1 melokobeai 2019-02-16
Hillary is locked up in Guantanamo
1 yeliwofthecorn 2019-02-16
No, this is some Weekend at Bernie's shit.
1 captainpriapism 2019-02-16
haha have they still not got any proof
this is going to backfire so hard for them when someone finds her corpse
1 Matues49 2019-02-16
Cope
1 ChipotleMayocide 2019-02-16
In fact I’m pretty sure Team RBG is doing this to just fuck with conservatives.
1 captainpriapism 2019-02-16
breaking all your ribs and having cancer to own the repubs
sHe RuNs a mIlE a DaY
1 ChipotleMayocide 2019-02-16
No I mean just not saying anything about it. As wild as her actually being dead would be, I think it’s more likely her PR team (or whatever, idk) is trying to make conservatives look crazy by vaguely hiding her. It honestly wouldn’t be that hard.
It’s actually kind of funny watching the conspiratards spaz out.
1 captainpriapism 2019-02-16
theyre constantly saying unverifiable stuff though if they just kept quiet it would actually be more convincing
bit of a stretch
1 ChipotleMayocide 2019-02-16
Less so than Weekend at RBG’s?
1 captainpriapism 2019-02-16
lmao what do you mean weekend at rbgs nobodys seen her
1 ChipotleMayocide 2019-02-16
Damn you really want this conspiracy to be real 😂😂😂😂
So much C O P E 😂😂🤣🤣😂
1 captainpriapism 2019-02-16
yeah haha tinfoil ahoy the tiny frail cancer having old woman with a broken ribcage nobodys seen for 2 months might be dead? yeah right
wacko alert
1 ChipotleMayocide 2019-02-16
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object_permanence
1 MG87 2019-02-16
Too complicated for him
1 captainpriapism 2019-02-16
yeah she didnt disappear just died the corpse still exists in some form
whats with these hot takes
1 Silented 2019-02-16
You're actually too fucking brain dead to realize that your hot takes are at the level of r/conspiracy. Seriously impressive.
1 captainpriapism 2019-02-16
lmao at how angry you are for no reason
just deal with it abortions are going to get banned
1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2019-02-16
Republicans in congress and on the Supreme Court have a lot to gain by proving she is dead and yet they haven’t yet. If she were really dead why would republicans also be in on the gig when they could add another Justice to the bench?
1 captainpriapism 2019-02-16
lol would have to find her first probably easier to just offer proof of life
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-02-16
It’s almost like she’s used the judges enterance and went from court(no cameras allowed) to their offices/chambers for most her career like every other justice.
1 captainpriapism 2019-02-16
lmao yeah nobody could possibly see the 85 year old in a wheelchair and surrounding entourage or know about the other doors, let alone take a picture or video
maybe shes invisible now because radiation gave her super powers
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-02-16
You know pretty much every courthouse has private parking garages for employees connected to them and ways to get to and from the court rooms without having to be on the general population side. Have you ever been in the employee side of a courthouse?
1 captainpriapism 2019-02-16
oh that explains it entirely nobody could possibly see her then
weird how nobody saw her at that play either even though the whole thing was dedicated to her and livestreamed
1 wootfatigue 2019-02-16
No they don’t. They’re civil servants and therefore must use public transportation to and from work.
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-02-16
Well that’s not correct in the slightest.
1 wootfatigue 2019-02-16
How so?
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-02-16
Civil servants don’t have to take public transit to and from work.
1 wootfatigue 2019-02-16
Citation Needed.
1 MG87 2019-02-16
COPE
1 MG87 2019-02-16
COPE
1 captainpriapism 2019-02-16
lmao pretty sure pretending shes alive is the real cope here
can you imagine when trump gets another pic lol going to be the best drama and that shit will last 50 years or whatever
are you opposed to infinite drama or something
1 MG87 2019-02-16
Seething
1 Mexagon 2019-02-16
1 DistortedLines 2019-02-16
Keep coping babe
1 HeresCyonnah 2019-02-16
It's honestly fun to watch.
1 captainpriapism 2019-02-16
lmao weird how youre just obsessed with me and dont say this to everyone else that says the same thing
1 DistortedLines 2019-02-16
Cope
1 ConfuseTheJews 2019-02-16
It's funny to joke about being an animated corpse, but you know she's really alive
1 captainpriapism 2019-02-16
i didnt say anything about animated
1 ConfuseTheJews 2019-02-16
I think she can fill enough of definitions that you could call her still living by most standards
The odds are not good for her living much more because of age, but it would be greatly exaggerated to think she is dead
1 captainpriapism 2019-02-16
how do you figure nobodys seen or heard anything
when you have a terminally ill injured 85 or whatever tf year old and then she goes awol for two months it kind of makes people suspicious
especially when the people who claim shes alive have also said what a disaster itd be if she died and oh no we cant let trump pick another judge
1 Plexipus 2019-02-16
She's gonna at least make it until the beautiful mixed race baby in your av comes to term
1 captainpriapism 2019-02-16
do you mean until the black guy inevitably hits her in the stomach and miscarriages it
1 Xurker 2019-02-16
Theres one thing I gotta hand to you and thats being able to consistently come up with the dumbest fucking takes humanly possible with every subsequent comment
1 captainpriapism 2019-02-16
lol how is "old woman probably dead" dumb you fag
i bet you just want to fuck her
1 Xurker 2019-02-16
Because thats not just what you said you absolute spacker, you actually think theres a government conspiracy to cover up her death because of the democrats sinister plot of keeping control
How do you expect me to react to QAnon level of retardation? Respect, is it respect that you want? Please tell me
1 wootfatigue 2019-02-16
Sure thing, corpsefucker.
1 captainpriapism 2019-02-16
lmao what do you even think i was suggesting other than shes dead tho
1 meoxu8 2019-02-16
Give your strength to the grim reaper to finish her off
\o/ \o/ \o/
1 strathmeyer 2019-02-16
This is a hilarious future we live in where kids know the names of Supreme Court Justices.
1 plurpnslurp 2019-02-16
I forget who all the other ones are. Is some name like Alex Cortez there?
1 headasplodes 2019-02-16
It goes beyond that they're putting her in a fucking lego movie
1 JabroniMark99 2019-02-16
You're joking.
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-02-16
Article with trailer
1 DeliciousExit 2019-02-16
What the fuck
1 ChipotleMayocide 2019-02-16
-99.9% of kids watching
1 preserved_fish 2019-02-16
There's a very popular kid's book about her. Aimed at maybe 3-5th graders, but someone gave my 18-month-old daughter one for Xmas. It was like thanks but we're still on Hop on Pop here—she only not stopped eating books a couple months ago.
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-02-16
The guys who directed the first one aren't directing the sequel, could you tell? They actually have a habit of bailing right before things turn into complete shit, having worked on Solo and then leaving when the writing was on the wall. And having rejected complete control over Sony's animation dept the year before the email links because it was such a shitshow behind the scenes.
Bigger and better things now. Like that recent Spider-Man animated flick
1 keeeeshawn 2019-02-16
They still wrote the sequel
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-02-16
Well the director's the one taking credit for it in the article.
1 SuperObviousShill 2019-02-16
I don't know why but all of a sudden she's everyone's fucking hero. I think they only care because she almost died and gave trump a third justice, which you think would make them pissed at her for not resigning under obama.
1 uniqueguy263 2019-02-16
They made RBG before that
1 DoktorSteven 2019-02-16
It was supposed to be Hilary's SCOTUS appointment.
1 TheSubredditPolice 2019-02-16
We've managed to turn politics into reality tv
1 Zeriell 2019-02-16
Trump's greatest accomplishment if I'm being honest
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-02-16
That's a great point
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-02-16
No way she makes it until the end of Trump's term though. I keep seeing people talk about how within a year they can hold up the nomination like the Republicans did, but they don't seem to recall that the Republicans were able to do that because they controlled the senate. They still do.
And that is going to be the most dramatic thing to ever happen.
1 FTFallen 2019-02-16
We got six years to find out!
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-02-16
Nah, even if he wins a second term I bet he loses the senate. So we've really only got just under two years.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-02-16
Dems should be able to stall less than a year.
1 IllustriousQuail 2019-02-16
The Senate got rid of the filibuster for judicial nominees, so Dems can't stall unless they have 51 "nay" votes.
1 heretobefriends 2019-02-16
They only have to stall until January 1st 2020 so they can go all "but it's an election year tho???"
1 IllustriousQuail 2019-02-16
The Dems could only stall if they had the 51 votes to refuse to confirm (as the Reps had in 2018). There's no longer any real procedural mechanism to stall a vote. (Unless there are some sort of obscure committee shenanigans of which I'm unaware.)
1 heretobefriends 2019-02-16
Idk, I think there will be enough R senators up for reelection that would at least be reluctant to be so openly hypocritical and to give the D's an easy PR win.
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-02-16
They can't stall at all though. They can't filibuster a SC nom anymore, they can't keep it from coming to the floor, and they can't win the vote. They can't stall at all.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-02-16
I'm convinced she's brain dead on a ventilator.
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2019-02-16
Pretty sure Clarence Thomas is taxidermied.
I'm not the /r/drama expert on this subject, though.
1 ConfuseTheJews 2019-02-16
Googly eyes are the way you can tell
1 wootfatigue 2019-02-16
Imagine him on the bench during an earthquake and his eyes start spinning round and round.
1 KBSuks 2019-02-16
Still about another year.
1 Ultrashitposter 2019-02-16
If there's one thing the 2016 elections proved, it's that the Dems have the best necromancers on the planet. I have no doubt that RBG is vividly animated at the moment.
1 Plexipus 2019-02-16
I'm not so sure about that have you seen the republican congress it looks like a country club's sepulcher
1 heretobefriends 2019-02-16
We really do need a maximum political age.
1 carribbeanjimmy 2019-02-16
Are vaginas worth the hassle?
1 Secateurs 2019-02-16
HAHAHA, Now do Bader!
Bader? Baders old!, She should have retired years ago but she can't go home because she's fed by judicial unlife
1 MrsHarlan21 2019-02-16
Wow, RBG is back? just in time for the Dems law suit against Potus and his administration. Not a chance. She will not survive her days are numbered. God will handle this one.