day 589 of trying to get /r/drama and the rest of reddit shut down. Captain's log:

0  2019-02-17 by DarqWolff

it's working

43 comments

Were the fbi nice?

Only until they found out I'm not a pedophile

its unfortunate the FBI haven't locked you away in SUPERMAX yet

You fool, this is clearly an fbi agent that's taken over darq's computer after they arrested him. They're trying to infiltrate r/drama don't listen to their lies

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So none of that going in your bussy in prison?

When is your pedo ring gonna get busted?

Aiming for Q2 2021

Here's the thing. You said a "Ephebophile is a Pedophile." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a Ephebophile, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls Ephebophiles Pedophiles. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "Pedophile Family" you're referring to the fetish of Pedophaila, which includes things from Pedophiles to Ephebophiles to Hebephilies. So your reasoning for calling a Ephebophile a Pedophile is because random people "call the ones who like kids Pedophiles?" Let's get Lolicons and Shotacons in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a BDSM Lover or an Fetisher? It's not one or the other, that's not how fetishes work. They're both. A Ephebophile is a Ephebophile and a member of the Pedophile family. But that's not what you said. You said a Ephebophile is a Pedophile, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the Pedophile family Pedophiles, which means you'd call Hebephiles, Lolicons, and other Fetishers Pedophiles, too. Which you said you don't.

You guys never even figured out Unidan was my alt lol

wanting to be unidan.

my sides

wow I was gonna have the gullible people thinking Unidan was my alt but instead with this shit you'll have them thinking I sincerely want to be Unidan. This is worse than being accused of pedophilia. Fml

So where's your evidence?

/u/snallygaster You know you can demod pedophiles without any backlash, right?

You think I won't put up any backlash if they demod me? Clearly you've never heard of me

You don't matter

Nice sparkly username you got there... oh wait that's me

Nice permissions you got there 😹 😹 😹

Nice removed comment you got there. I live for these permissions. Make fun of me again, I dare you.

You're a faggot pedophile, you make fun of yourself every time you open your mouth 😹 😹 😹

Wew, you really fucked up now. Watch your back

Let me make it up to you with this image of a hot young piece](http://littlefun.org/uploads/524d9625e691b22622c44293_736.jpg)

wtf is littlefun.org that doesn't even sound safe

Um excuse me I broke many laws to link this image to you and this is the thanks I get??

UNDERAGE PUSSY ALERT

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based and also red pilled

reapproved 😎

Lmao Pedowolff BTFO.

What would you do??

Children probably.

Lol.

I'd backlash. Yknow, bitch, boycott, etc. The usual stuff.

did you actually get a visit from the FBI?

This is the only place he posts in regularly, i.e. the only place he talks about all of the potentially illegal stuff he does. I think the FBI visit and the /r/drama takedown is a joke, but if he's not joking, at least we'll be able to keep up with what he's doing. Plus he's plenty dramatic.

why is this noncery being tolerated

What do you find most attractive about children?

You fool. You're not going to shut down Reddit unless you have the stones to do it irl. You can keep messaging spez ur gonna have sex with his mum, but until you actually visit granny and videotape orgasm into her to then upload onto Reddit, no one's gonna take u srsly.

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/u/snallygaster /u/ComedicSans why do you and the mods support pedophilia? Is it some sort of eyes wide shut cult thing you got going on?

Yes. So be quiet about it.