A Selection of Overly Dramatic Outbursts Regarding the Recent UN Proposal to ban Loli

140  2019-02-17 by want-dick-in-butt-xd

Greetings, gentlemen. I am /u/want-dick-in-butt-xd and you may remember me from "A Selection of Overly Dramatic Outbursts Regarding the Tightening of Reddit's Rules Against Loli". This time I'm back with a similar selection with regards to the UN proposal to ban loli content.

Firstly, the background:

The major article most of the drama will be referring to will be this one, on oneangrygamer.net. This is the only article relating to it which I have found, but as it is a recent event I imagine more will appear shortly. Because this is the sole source, I went ahead and skimmed the actual UN proposal. It does in fact classify loli content as actual child pornography which should be wholesale banned. The full text is in a Word document available for download on the OHCHR website, so I've gone ahead and reuploaded the full text to Pastebin. To save space in this post, I have reuploaded the portion of the text we are concerned about to Pastebin as well.

Note: for the record, oneangrygamer.net is pretty dramatic on its own. It seems to have been created during GamerGate and the one angry gamer the title refers to, the owner of the site, is an outright poltard who thinks Cyberpunk 2077 will be shit because the protagonist in the gameplay preview has tattoos.

Now, my last collection was specifically relating to reddit. As such, all of the outrage was on reddit. Today, we will be looking at outrage from several websites.

We're going to start with a small appetizer of the normiest of sites: Facebook. Our first selection will be from the comments of the very article I mentioned earlier.

The Left loves censoring art when they get to do it.

Please note that the author of this comment has given themselves the name "Lindel Taylor" which I will spell out for the normal folks among us. Lind L. Tailor is also the name of a character from the popular anime Death Note.


No one is going to comply with this. We already fought against this kind of artistic censorship and won.


No matter how unsavoury, drawings are simply drawings & protected by a human's right to free expression. The U.N. is also an irrelevant, illegitimate, (im)moral swamp.


On today’s episode of “Things That Make No Fucking Sense,” moralizing busybody control-freaks crack down on fictional crime, again!

We will now move to various threads on various 4chan boards. I won't be linking to them out of fear of having this post removed.

Well...I didn't expect my life to end in idealogical warfare and crime.

The wars starting boys. Reddit is all in a huff about it...only some time before it becomes a big politics talking point. What happens now changes the future.


Have child prostitution rings run by your peacemakers in poor countries

"Hey, let's fix this non problem instead, because we need to protect our children."

I don't know if it's real, but it's really jewish.


We are going to put one of the worst things, real CP, on the same footing as one of the least harmful things, drawings...


The UN is a shithole where the winners of the second world war try to fuck every other country.


Modern "liberalism" is just totalitarianism in disguise.


If the choice is between siding with the pedos and SJWs I expect every morally upright person to side with the pedos.


I care more about how they're going to define what's considered loli. Everything is thrown out the window when the characters can have these proportions that doesn't match the age of the characters like big boobs loli body. Giving age to drawing is dumb in general when an artist can just be making a petite character


FUCK THE JEWS

[Several links to loli hentai which I won't reproduce]

Now for our main event and the moment you've all been waiting for, the reddit outrage.

/r/KotakuInAction

The second the UN tries to act like a world government, is the moment we leave.


More thoughtcrime. Great.

/r/anime

Literally no harm done.

Thought-crime is real crime now. Get on board everyone, next stop 1984.


The rabbit hole this will lead to... Fuck's sake. Bestiality is illegal, does that mean furries will be banned too? Sodomy is illegal in certain places, does that mean anal will be banned?


Save the Lolis!

FaltIsJustice


If nhentai goes down, I take my life.


I have no expaination for this story except this topic has really big importance for ZOG somehow

/r/manga

50$ on this thread ending up on subredditdrama or another meta sub in about an hour. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


- Does it harm anyone ?

No.

- Do you have proof it spread pedo. ?

No.

What next ? You interdict violence in manga because it turns people into savage ?

Fucking idiots.


Is the UN against freedom of speech and expression now ?


First they came for Loli/Shota porn, and I did not speak out—because I was not a pedo.


shiiiiiiiit what the hell else am I supposed to get off to?????


No!!!! Not my hentai!?! Umu...


Now, as this is developing drama, there will surely be more to collect. I will update this post every couple of hours with new outrage.

P.S. sorry snappy

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Because someone trying to defend their unreasonably hated interests is just soooooo fucking funny. I'm only here for this post. Sorry kid, but I don't get off on laughing at other's expense so I'm going to gtfo of this degenerate cesspool asap. People wanna get rid of furries. Well how about places like this instead? The world would be infinitely better without drama. This sub is like the young people version of watching the Hallmark channel.

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UN Proposal to ban Loli

Fuck Yes

Conservatives: The left is destroying the family unit and promoting degeneracy.

Also conservatives: Here is a list with my favourite child rape cartoons to jack off.

Except for the fact that, y’know, /r/manga is mostly comprised of liberals, like most other subreddits.

ok pedo

Then why is like 8/10 twitter conservatives picture of some anime person?

I think weebs lean right and furries lean left

LetThemFight.gif

Bored third shift idea:

Pit the furfags and loli pedos against each other in a gladiatorial death match. Tickets will be a few bucks a pop and merch will be sold as will concessions. Should one of the brave warriors live long enough to become disabled/unable to carry on fighting they will be set free in the ass end of the Saharas where they will form a society of degenerates exiled from the rest of the world

send both off "camping" tbh

Ehhh, I've seen a lot more right leaning images from the furry people.

Incongruity is humorous is the best explanation I can think of.

making any judgment call on real life based on twitter account pics is a mistake

although the nu-male smile is real...

fine i take it back, I find your reasoning to be reliable & accurate.

Anime PFPs are part of the horseshoe

The vast majority of these people are liberals.

sure they are pedo

Tell that to KiA.

alt right != all conservatives, let alone most of them. Have you ever looked into any anime subs? You have to be blind to think they aren't liberal. They are very progressive.

Have you ever looked into any anime subs?

Yeah, filled with conservative KiA trash.

You're living in a fantasy world dude.

And you're awful defensive. LPT: Don't masturbate to child rape cartoons.

Pointing out the objective reality isn't being "awfully defensive" lmao

Stop jacking off to incest porn while you are at it.

Nah, I'm white.

Massive cope. If the left gets stuck with antifa retards conservatives get KiA.

Leftists get stuck with antifa. Conservatives get stuck with Trump. Alt right gets stuck with KiA. Liberals get stuck with anime.

It's the anti-theist "intellectual" crowd. They tend to be very liberal

youre conflating boomer conservatives with millenial/gen z """conservatives"""

UN proposal that's barely related to loli and will not go anywhere as it's the fucking UN.

We will write a very angry letter telling you how disappointed we are.

rDrama is an emerging world leader. Pls do.

They'll ammend it with a condemnation of Israel and then it will pass with flying colors

And thats a good thing!

It is absolutely over for boku no picocels.

After your fellow SRD mods get rounded up by the UN black helicopters can I be mod?

I don't know if the admins would be happy about you modding a drama sub 🤷

Gallowboob has been implying that sodypop is going to step down because she hates the Chinese and they just bought reddit. Apparently she keeps calling them dicklets, which I find racist but I can't control the admins.

Good point! Now we just wait.

The Chinese did not just but Reddit anymore then they bought Snapchat

I didn't claim racists were reasonable. I'm all about general tso's chicken myself.

Are you actually pregnant?

Its rude to ask a lady that

I need to know if the gussy is ready for another tenant.

no

"Do ya want jackbooted thugs breaking in your door to seize your pictures of 50000 year old dragons that take the shape of girls in middle school? Do ya?"

"Well since I lack those sorts of Chinese cartoons this seems like a 'you' issue, really"

First they came for the pedophiles, and I applauded

And then they came for the pedophiles in denial, and I applauded more

And then they came for the pedophiles in denial, and I applauded more

Libertarians on watch

Mr. President

We got em.

👨‍👧

🙅🏻‍♀️

Better but hard drive stock now.

Terabyte external hard drives are gonna be flying off the shelves for pedo library archives as the prepare for the end of days.

High quality content. Literally better than the Washington Post.

Anyway, I again emphasize that gamer-Americans are a threat to the entire human species - we need to be realistic and admit that the time has come for us to deal with the Gamer Problem once and for all.

I for one welcome the UN super-state’s recognition of this serious issue.

/u/want-dick-in-butt-xd is truely the pentagon papers of loli gate

Uh oh... Really hope there isn't a reading on the house floor... though it would be hilarious to have that entered into the Congressional Record

The United Nations has become my favorite organization now holy shit

Is there a way to like, donate my entire life savings to the UN?

you can buy lots of copies of black panther on blu ray

You can donate to UNICEF or the UNHCR if you want

Just get gud at drawing and make your own ffs

If it makes loli fans angry I upvote.

Same thing.

No, all loli fans are pedophiles, but not all pedophiles are loli fans. Know the difference!

Nooooo. I tell I am not a pedo I swear stop calling me that! I'm a lolicon, I like drawn children, real children are eewww.

This but with gussy

Quality post. Was it worth it?

i brought the joy of laughing at pedo tears to the masses so yes

You're right, and I love you for it

Feels good

The second the UN tries to act like a world government, is the moment we leave.

...Leave what to where ? The world ? To mars ? Good luck buddy, don't forget to write you're a pedo' when you send your resume to the NASA (Or Spacedaddy, but considering his drama with the rescue team guy, he might not like it).

They think UN resolutions are automatically binding law or some such nonsense. Not surprising that people who get worked up about the UN have no idea how it works.

The sewers.

The scum will finally go where it belongs.

US and Japan won’t do anything about it really.

Maybe some local governments in the US with the resources but never on the federal level. The ACLU has been actually waiting to appeal a case of it for decades but the ones who are caught and charged with it always go for pleas to get out of going to prison.

Japan kind of knows that there’s a subculture that is too deeply rooted to do anything about it.

So it would basically just be the Europeans. Who ironically have more lax laws on age of consent than most other places.

Australia already has it as illegal I think. In Canada we kind of have something prepared just in case if I remember it right.

Leave reality for good.

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who thinks Cyberpunk 2077 will be shit because the protagonist in the gameplay preview has tattoos.

Such a sensible person obviously.

bless this post

holy shit this site has unironic titty mouse ads.

UN proposal to ban Loli

Truly we are blessed to live in such a time.

2 things: I have no vested interest in this btw. I've read Loli manga and determined that it wasn't for me. 2. I'm not a KiAcel either considering that I'm banned from there.

So, what's the biggest reason child porn gets so much shit(rightfully) again? Because it exploits children physically and mentally, more often than not scarring them for life.

Does that happen with Loli manga(which is basically handrawn representation of fictional characters who commit sexual acts)? No. It doesn't. It's entirely harmless, and the people who are against it are only in it for the self righteous feeling that mindless groupthink generates when reactionarily going after easy targets with nary a thought. Sorta reminds me of SJWs and alt-right behaviour really.

G'night.

Not KiAcel

Says this

Sorta reminds me of SJWs

Aight, yeah. That's fair. I wrote that at like 1am so I didn't think much about using that word unironically

I've read Loli manga and determined that it wasn't for me.

How long did it take for you to figure that out?

A couple of reads that's it. I read them when I was 17 tbh.

I have no vested interest in this btw

"I don't care so I am going to waste my time arguing about it!"

Don’t man it’s a lost cause. If you like cute anime girls (even non sexually like me) you are now a pedo in there eyes. It’s fucking insane how stupid and ignorant that thinking is.

“Kill yourself you actual child predator”

If the choice is between siding with the pedos and SJWs I expect every morally upright person to side with the pedos.

I wonder what non-degenerate rightoids think about this "euthanizable" segment of the population.

I also wonder how likely one of these degenerates is to start ranting about how pride parades attempt to normalize pedophilia.

I mean, how out of touch with society can one get?

>represents any person appearing to be a child

Banning adult women from performing in porn? Outstanding move UN.

lucky for American lolicons the US ain't never ratifying this shit lmao

the Holy See

Catholic leaders: "We are trying to erase our reputation as pedophiles because we aren't pedos."

Also Catholic leaders: ...

They did sign on, they're just not members of the UN

I'm a fucking idiot and can't read. Please downvote me

its ok

it’s really not

FaltIsJustice

Flat does not mean it has to be loli. This really got a lot of lolicons to slip.

sup yamete

Is he banned from this sub? It is not like him to stay silent on this topic.

I feel like he deleted his acct a while back, the German police finally caught up to him prolly

It doesn't harm anyone

I'll bet $5 that someone is drawing cp using real children as models.

I don't feel like looking for it but someone in one of the threads I searched through said that this has been known to happen.

You already got shadbase...

People have written crime novels based on crimes they actually committed. We should probably outlaw those too.

Probably a UN peacekeeper. They are already fucking children.

thats a separate issue though

Well damn, top tier effort post, almost made me look lazy

the day of the general assembly resolution is coming, pedo

I'm actually into big titty onee sans, but I think that the argument of looking at a drawing of a small anime character makes you a pedophile is retarded.

small anime character makes you a pedophile is retarded.

That's where your logic is flawed. I'm not one for outlawing it either. But it can't make you a pedophile, by getting turned on by it, it means you already were

It's you being a pedo that makes you look at a kid porn drawing, ya nonce

Now this is juicy. Totally worth.

Lolis don't look like children.

Change my mind.

Your mind can't be changed, you've probably never seen a child.

I run (or shuffle/roll if you want me thicc) down the toy isle with a print out of Uni in my hand and constantly cross reference, 9 years, no matches.

You are too far gone , even artists know they are depicting children. The word was taken from a novel about a pedo's crush on a child. They don't look exactly the same it's a cartoon, but they have the same features, small body, big eyes, flat eyes, lack of hips and chest, innocent nature, ages are given, whimsical characteristics. I could go on. UN is kinda dumb for wanting to ban it but they are right it depicts children. I'm not going to continue arguing cause I don't want to bother trying to change your mind when I clearly can't

Wtf is a flay eye lmao

I meant that face but you are right they don't look exactly like children but anime characters don't look exactly like humans either. Even cartoons don't look exactly like real life, that's why they are cartoons

I can't change your mind because you're correct. Anime in general doesn't look like real humans.

The UN can't even enforce a ban on actual child porn, how the fuck do they expect to enforce a ban on drawings

The idea is that member states will have to ban it.

pretty sure there are member states in the un who dont ban child porn, although they might not be member states i dont know who is and isnt

It's banned in all non-shitholes. Really though it would get Japan to ban it which is all they really need to do.

and those shitholes are legal loopholes which allow child porn to exist on the internet

Don't worry, I'm sure there's a way Interpol could be bribed motivated to hunt down Loli fags

Fuck's sake. Bestiality is illegal, does that mean furries will be banned too?

Yes please. Send those f*rries into the sea

banning furries

i mean a special furry camp in germany would do fine

Notice: I’m going to say right off the bat if you’re a Centrist™, if you’re a Moderate™, if you’re an SJW, if you’re a Leftist, if you’re a Liberal, if you don’t believe SJWs exist, if you don’t see anything wrong with SJWism, if you hate the Culture War, if you don’t like people criticizing games you obsess over, if you’re incapable of dealing with criticism, if you hate it when people point out the Leftist agenda in gaming, or if you don’t mind the propaganda-laden direction that the industry has gone in, go ahead and close out the tab and do something enjoyable for yourself.

New snappy quote?

This thread is a clear sign r/drama aren't radical centrist anymore with only one side being flamed

Lol pedo

Oh yeah, the center position between weebs who jerk off to kids and people who aren't weebs and don't jerk off to kids.

Smh r/drama has lost it's ways 🤦🤦

Ah, lolicons, the worst kind of weeb.

begun, the loli wars have

Best timeline.

No matter how unsavoury, drawings are simply drawings & protected by a human's right to free expression.

found the furry apologist

First they came for Loli/Shota porn, and I did not speak out—because I was not a pedo.

Yep. I won't speak out.

Actually if someone declares a fatwa on Loli/Shota porn fans, I convert and start the hunt.

if nhentai goes down, I take my life.

I really hope nhentai goes down

The amount of pedo defending on kia is pretty disgusting. "But its drawn and does no harm". Its the depection of literal children in sex activities. Fucking pedos everywhere.