About like 30 to 45 minutes ago I beat the fuck outta my dick so goddamn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb and my dick has also went totally numb to the point where it feels fucking weird when I take a piss.
I dunno the festival sounds a lot like playing FN.
I watch my son play. First, he checks out all the new dances and shit. Then he sets up the game with his friends. Then they have to go round finding loot llamas and loot lakes. Then he maybe fucks around on a golf cart or builds something. Finally, after about 20-30 minutes he is ready to actually play
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-02-18
About like 30 to 45 minutes ago I beat the fuck outta my dick so goddamn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb and my dick has also went totally numb to the point where it feels fucking weird when I take a piss.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-18
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1 killallmessiah 2019-02-18
Based snappy, zoomers on suicide watch.
1 westphall 2019-02-18
They targeted gamers.
1 burntout79 2019-02-18
Checked your account. You really just shitpost all day?
1 westphall 2019-02-18
Well...
1 killallmessiah 2019-02-18
Peak Zoomer nonsense.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-02-18
OP
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-02-18
Justt catch and release? Shame..
1 Chicup 2019-02-18
Fortnite is basically Candy Crush for zoomers.
1 Grimy__range 2019-02-18
Good, fuck Queernite.
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-02-18
Imagine caring enough about a video game to have an opinion on it and not just looking at it and the autists who play it with detached bemusement.
1 Honk4Tits 2019-02-18
That would have been an autism convention for sure.
1 WeenieHutJrSupreme 2019-02-18
The autism was there before it even began lol
1 BeiberFan123 2019-02-18
I don’t know why anyone would go. It would be awkward for me to be around all those kids who fucked my mom in the ass to be honest.
1 bareballzthebitch 2019-02-18
I dunno the festival sounds a lot like playing FN.
I watch my son play. First, he checks out all the new dances and shit. Then he sets up the game with his friends. Then they have to go round finding loot llamas and loot lakes. Then he maybe fucks around on a golf cart or builds something. Finally, after about 20-30 minutes he is ready to actually play
1 plurpnslurp 2019-02-18
Loot llamas eh? I was thinking about trying to get into LoL or Fortnite but I just can’t bring myself to do it
1 HardIsLife 2019-02-18
Why is this game still a thing?
1 mcnewbie 2019-02-18
i thought the whole idea behind fortnite was a bunch of people get dropped into an arena, form groups, and kill each other until only one's left.
why didn't that happen here? that is the real failure.
1 killallmessiah 2019-02-18
This is good for vbucks.
1 Fenneca 2019-02-18
Anything related to fornite is a money grab and anyone who gave money to the organisers deserves to be scammed
1 aqouta 2019-02-18
who would go to such a thing?
1 anonymous93 2019-02-18
It's over for fortnitecels.
Praise Allah.
1 BrokenConditioning 2019-02-18
The Fortnite Fyre Festival!
1 snow_bono 2019-02-18
Still not as funny as that tumblr convention with the ballpit that gave everyone an STD