"imagine being this asshurt because a fish that's been dead for over 30 years is even more dead 🙌👌👌👌👌" - drama as spergs rage out when they find out a long since decaying shark is finally being disposed of

4  2019-02-18 by AugustusTheWolf

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbandonedPorn/comments/arf19f/rosie_the_shark_back_in_her_prime_daysabandoned/?sort=controversial

"I don't want to sound rude, but you should've marked this as NSFW. I did not need to see a dead shark staring me in the face at 2 am." -60

"Alright, enough with the fuckin shark" -172

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbandonedPorn/comments/arptg7/rosie_the_shark_to_be_disposed_of/?sort=controversial

"POOR ROSIE! 🙁

The absolutely SINGLE DIGIT IQ meth-head vandals obviously have no idea how toxic formaldehyde is, and what would have happened to them if that sledgehammered glass had completely collapsed and they inhaled/swallowed a wall of CH2O.

Methanol isn't the METH your searching for, dumbasses.

Reports say it leaked all over the damn place and I'd bet they inhaled a goodly amount of fumes/got it on their skin.

Enjoy your cancer, tweakers. Honestly, gotta love Darwinism at work." +349

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbandonedPorn/comments/arptg7/rosie_the_shark_to_be_disposed_of/egoudk5/

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/apgvkx/decaying_great_white_shark_left_to_rot_at_an/?sort=controversial

"Decaying white guy, left to rot in a abandoned spacelife park in New New York. How fun !" -4

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1  SnapshillBot 2019-02-18

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1  Andlat_Vard 2019-02-18

imagine putting something you said in a shitstorm thread in your dramapost title 🙌👌👌👌👌

1  AugustusTheWolf 2019-02-18

Do your part to keep our community healthy by blowing everything out of proportion and making literally everything as dramatic as possible.

read 👏 the 👏 sidebar

1  LitPimpinDuck 2019-02-18

We get that tard just don't put it into the title

1  AugustusTheWolf 2019-02-18

We get that tard just don't put it into the title

imagine being this low iq you resort to name calling

1  ManBearFridge 2019-02-18

Is Augustus The Wolf your fursona?

1  AugustusTheWolf 2019-02-18

is man bear fridge yours?

where the fuck is /r/fatpeoplehate when you need them

MOM GET THE JENNY CRAIG

1  ManBearFridge 2019-02-18

Nah, that's Akiem Hicks. I wish I was him.

1  AugustusTheWolf 2019-02-18

Akiem Hicks

wanting to be a mediocre ballfoot "player"

1  ManBearFridge 2019-02-18

Psh, he's no Donald, but he's an elite interior lineman on the #1 defense.

1  AugustusTheWolf 2019-02-18

that's why he plays for a team that hasn't won the championship since 86

1  ManBearFridge 2019-02-18

Alright? Still the best defense this season.

1  AugustusTheWolf 2019-02-18

Still the best defense this season.

I was gonna say tell that to the pats but i fucking hate the pats

1  ManBearFridge 2019-02-18

It also wasn't the Pats. Can't argue that it wasn't amazing during post season though.

1  AugustusTheWolf 2019-02-18

you're not a pats man, are you?

1  ManBearFridge 2019-02-18

I have a soul if that answers your question.

1  aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-02-18

Nah his name is Le Epic Reference xd

1  ManBearFridge 2019-02-18

ePiCL3EtNaMe

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-02-18

no u

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-02-18

☝☝☝

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-02-18

Blaaaaa the one guy thinks this was a living shark that was alive in that tank. I get that people don’t aquarium-cel like me but come on, you gotta know how decomposition in water works. At least a little.

1  DeathBahamutXXX 2019-02-18

You’re just upset you didn’t get to fuck it.