John McAfee is getting sentient, drops and amazing hardpill

138  2019-02-18 by TheLastCrawler

66 comments

Bahahhaha. This is totally individualized. First of all. And people don't change, second of all. You should never ever ever get online and preach again. You don't understand reality at all.

People are the exact same they were 1000 years ago, you fucking psycho. People don't change kid. Grow the fuck up and stop whining so much. Your life is your fault. You've been given opportunity most everyone from the past 20,000 years could only dream of. You're a loser and we didn't do it. We tried to help. You did it. You are that

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Thanks man, I really apprwaciate that

This man has to win 2024. He even has a Jojo pfp

I'd vote for him based on his policy positions but realistically he has too much baggage. Although who knows, maybe in our Trumpian age baggage is no longer a deal breaker.

You see baggage where I see character, experience and hardiness. I dont want a sleazy president who doesnt even drink, I want a sleazy president that does coke off of hookers tits while explaining how to remove the antivirus software he made.

As I said, I'd vote for him. I'm just worried the average voter would not.

Trump has actual, well known ties to the mob. There are no limits now, dude.

Sweet, best news I've heard all day.

Are bath salts a policy position?

I have no idea who this guy is but I want him to be a president of something, that's for sure. In the meantime I would totally let him be the emperor of my asshole any time.

McAfee Joestar 2024

McAfee is the kind of lunatic who would start his own country with blackjack and hookers and proclaim himself emperor. Ill be the first to ask for citizenship

Nope, I'd be the first.

Not just a jojo, but the best jojo too

There is an awesome documentary called gringo about him, the dude is totally off his rocker

President material

I'd vote for him

If he runs, bitcoin might not top $500k but dramacoin sure will.

I think he'd be arrested the second he steps into a country that would extradite him. I haven't kept up to date on him but I believe he's a fugitive

I believe so too. He could run from his yacht in international waters.

and then pardon himself on the tax evasion charges once he's in the oval office

The real 4D chess.

implying there's not a McAfee Moonbase, protected by Windows Defender

Do you even know anything about anything

You believe in the moon?

not knowing about physical to hologram conversions to transport and store yourself on the hologram moon

I've never spoken to someone with negative IQ until now

someone

Lmao people aren't real.

That's the only thing that's really real man. Don't you even know what people stands for?

It's Latin. Peo = Really. Ple = Real

Latin is a Italian hoax. That's why nobody knows how to speak it.

Checkmate, stultorum Romani.

You say, using the Latin alphabet

šŸ˜ŽšŸ‘

That's what they want you to think.

Let's just agree that McAfee would dab on his opponents and would roll up the Constitution to do a line off his VPs forehead after winning

Oh for sure. He should be a mod here.

Lol this guy believes in material reality.

Doesn't he have a fart fetish.

No. He has a pay Guatemalan prostitutes to shit in his mouth fetish.

Based and brown-town-pilled

John McAfee is right. The Left and The Rught should team up against Centrists, Libertarians, and the Homeless.

Skid row has no fuckin idea what they're in for when antifa holding hands with proud boys comes strutting down the streets for them.

This but unironically. Critical support for red fash comrades against the centrist, neolib and neocon bourgeois.

That's some of the wokest shit I've heard in a long time. That pill he's dropping is so hard it should be called Viagra.

God I love McAfee so much. Heā€™s basically an IRL Far Cry villain.

I mean look at this motherfuckerā€™s campaign manager (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DokBmPjU4AAWwvE.jpg)

So if at his campaign rally he tells everyone ā€œhold on, gotta take care of somethingā€ and everyone just waits for 20 minutes then heā€™ll automatically win the presidency?

Is that big boss?

I was expecting an african warlord with a red beret tbh

James McAfee/General Butt Naked 2020

I was expecting something similar to Pagan Min

Hey guys, sseth here

I had to wear an eyepatch for 3 months and it's amazing how it completely changes who you ARRRRRRRR MATEYS

Jesus he is 73 years old.

Literally a walking corpse. Dude probably stood for 95% of Belize's drug consumption.

A true American hero who just happens to pay latin American to poop on him. But he's 100% on the money about the left & right.

and the best asses

I'm looking forward to when he eats his own dick.

The real question is, how based can one man be?

Hes so based hes literally a wanted man

Anyone who wouldn't vote for a whale fucker for president in Un-American. There I said it.

Prostitutes in suits.

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

TMOR user

OUT OUT OUT

I'd shit in his mouth.

Extreme left. Extreme right. Moderate left. Moderate right. Centrists. All the same, we need a complete change of this BS system. It starts with changing campaign finance laws. Abolish the Fed. Expel the Zionist bankers and Christian zealots. Break ties with Israel. End the wars.

Radical centrist and has a Jojo avatar. Mod this man.

This is about the best we could expect from an amateur bath salt chemist. . .

You see no difference with the last two presidents? We had Obama and now Trump.

Orange is the new black.

Based and redpilled.

BASED

Crazy man or Genius?