The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.
Maybe I wasn't clear. Behind every post in that linked picture is a person posting it. Every single one of those people should be rounded up by the UN and hacked to pieces with machetes.
Now I'm not an expert couchfucker, but isn't that pussy kinda low? The legs are not very long, and while it doesn't look "unfuckably" low, I feel like putting it 5cm higher would make the couch coitus more comfortable.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-18
The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.
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1 finesserphd 2019-02-18
This bot never fails to comment the best stuff
1 BasicallyADoctor 2019-02-18
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/ampfzd/umasterlawlz_disgusting_fetish_uncovered/
1 aWYgdSByZWFkIHUgZ2F5 2019-02-18
Don't think you're safe either pal. I know your secret-
https://www.removeddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/1frx25/want_to_increase_ios_battery_life_dont_let_the/
1 aWYgdSByZWFkIHUgZ2F5 2019-02-18
Don't think you're safe either pal. I know your secret-
https://www.removeddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/1frx25/want_to_increase_ios_battery_life_dont_let_the/
1 BasicallyADoctor 2019-02-18
delete facebook
1 aWYgdSByZWFkIHUgZ2F5 2019-02-18
whatever you say apple salesperson
1 Charleeek 2019-02-18
Eh 8.3/10. I'd bang.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-02-18
Why?
1 Matues49 2019-02-18
Why not?
1 aWYgdSByZWFkIHUgZ2F5 2019-02-18
https://www.removeddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1uu5bi/everyone_thinks_about_this_sometime_in_their_life/celofak
1 ManBearFridge 2019-02-18
Why would he delete such a masterpiece?
1 aWYgdSByZWFkIHUgZ2F5 2019-02-18
cause he probably wasn't joking
1 WarSanchez 2019-02-18
How old is this couch exactly?
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2019-02-18
antique
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-02-18
Over 100 tbh
1 ComradePotato 2019-02-18
It's actually a 1000 year old Dragon so it's cool
1 Particle_Man_Prime 2019-02-18
Here's more
1 Xurker 2019-02-18
I dont know what prompted you to post this but please stop that
1 Particle_Man_Prime 2019-02-18
no u
1 PM_ME_UR_NIPPLES_BAE 2019-02-18
No actually we need more
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-18
The UN should ban the people who post that shit.
1 cmakk1012 2019-02-18
t. still butthurt cuz of a kiddie porn ban
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-18
Maybe I wasn't clear. Behind every post in that linked picture is a person posting it. Every single one of those people should be rounded up by the UN and hacked to pieces with machetes.
1 cmakk1012 2019-02-18
based UN
1 umar4812 2019-02-18
https://s2.desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/d/image/1527/21/1527217695584.jpg
Ching chong fucky time
1 DistortedLines 2019-02-18
Allah was right 🤢🤢🤢
1 Woolgun 2019-02-18
Now I'm not an expert couchfucker, but isn't that pussy kinda low? The legs are not very long, and while it doesn't look "unfuckably" low, I feel like putting it 5cm higher would make the couch coitus more comfortable.
1 Duce_Guy 2019-02-18
Um excuse me, what the fuck?
1 aWYgdSByZWFkIHUgZ2F5 2019-02-18
https://www.removeddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1uu5bi/everyone_thinks_about_this_sometime_in_their_life/celofak
1 drtoszi 2019-02-18
I...what
1 aWYgdSByZWFkIHUgZ2F5 2019-02-18
https://www.removeddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1uu5bi/everyone_thinks_about_this_sometime_in_their_life/celofak
1 HardIsLife 2019-02-18
Wow. I have no words
1 cmakk1012 2019-02-18
Forgot about that vintage Lawlzpost lmao
1 PM_ME_UR_NIPPLES_BAE 2019-02-18
I've masturbated to worse
1 AzusagawaKaede 2019-02-18
what the fuck
1 zhcyiD9 2019-02-18
1 umar4812 2019-02-18
Put a backslash at the start of your comment and the up arrows will all appear.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-02-18
Delete this
1 WeenieHutJrSupreme 2019-02-18
Tsunade is hot but this is not
1 Kyoki64 2019-02-18
volcel if you wouldn't
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-18
What did he mean by this?
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-18
Volcel if you wouldn't
1 Ferocetis 2019-02-18
/d/rama, oh dear...