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I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.

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Volcel if you wouldn't. Also, I want to see Snallys pregnant mommy-gf body RIGHT NOW 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

Her Mormon-Baby-Daddy isn't a sharer. 😭😭😭

Is her husband actually Mormon? I wonder if he knows who the bull is (it's either Pizza or a black guy)? I hope he'll at least post Snallys gape once the baby arrives.

u/Snallygaster pls report

/u/snallygaster mormon?

BIG YIKES

Lmao as if any woman would voluntarily go near pizza and his whispy pedostache

HOW DARE YOU INSULT PIZZA IN THIS SUB. MAY ALLAH BURN YOUR DISEASE RIDDEN BODY IN HELL

Don't forget his misshapen head and soft feminine body

Snally here

I would

Vile

Imagine not hiring an autistic lawyer.

This but unironically

Hi, you seem like a well-adjusted person who isn't going to pour over caselaw and obsess over my case for 18 months in order to secure a not guilty judgment. I'd like to retain you.

Said no accused ever.

autists can't even convince someone to fuck them, why would i trust them to convince people i didn't murder 7 people.

she sometimes forgets to do her laundry

She doesn’t clean her room, color me surprised.

So is she autistic or trans

Is there a difference between these two terms?

Troons are autismo but not all autismos are troons

She's gonna come to defend you with a piss stained Sanic shirt and a model train

The truth hurts

Death to snally thirstposters

You got off easy bud

Browsing this hellhole will do that to anyone.

And somehow, you still know it was all worth it OwO

The real comment.

i wish she would marry me i mean snally lmao amirite

u rite

Coming out as autistic? LMAO

Good job on you and OP for being massively insensitive to the struggles of those different from you. Autistic people have to, in some sense, come out thanks to the pathetic behavior of places like /r/drama.

Not as much as yours needs a throbbing cock to put you in your place.

like many of us, she still sometimes forgets to do her laundry

What does that even mean?

“like many of us, she sometimes pull tufts of hair out of her scalp when strangers on the internet spread lies about Sonic the Hedgehog”

“like many of us, she can recite the entire Harry Potter book series in Klingon from memory”

“like many of us, she sometimes recites the entire Harry Potter book series in Klingon from memory”

Shit man any way you could hit any closer to home? 😭😭😭

Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam

Day of the killing curse when

lives independently

Thank you, very cool!

honestly who does not want an autistic attorney? just make sure the court room has no loud noises

Lol, at least a quarter of my graduating class in law school was on the spectrum. They are probably fantastic tax lawyers or something now, though autism would definitely be a problem in trial work.

serious question: how fucked up are law schools right now and the graduating class? i hear they are incredibly liberal/progressive. shit like they cried when kavanaugh was voted into supreme court.

They are terrible, better play it safe and stick with Burger King for now.

I'm the wrong person to ask. I went to a pretty infamously conservative law school (only 2/3rds of our faculty were Democrats), so our students were not representative.

...what kind of conservative.. "patriotic act was a good thing" or "everyone should have guns" conservative?

Little bit of the former, lots of the latter.

autistic people can't even convince a jury that they're normal. why would i trust some autist to convince people i didn't steal people's credit cards.

Have you been cyber-bullied? Brigaded? Target of a globalist plot to take away your Chinese Cartoon girls? Slip and fall? Retain the Law Offices of Toast, Gaster, Goldman, and Lookinat... We'll serve your interests with the same passion and detail as our hatred for how shirt tags are itchy.

You cut those tags out when you buy the shirt, duh

Mom keeps hiding my favourite scissors...

Wrong. Use a thread ripper to loosen the seam, they re-stich you pleb.

Dude Snallygaster lmao

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It's OVER for yurocels

You need your loiscene first.

why the fuck are so much thirsty snallyposters? You don't even know how she looks like

Ass kissers and mod wannabes. I heard she was legit cute tho so maybe they're on to something

Janitor legit cute? Not buying it.

I do actually. There was a photo of her by a pickup truck at night.

I'm also not a thirsty snallyposter because I'm a gentleman who respects ladies' boundaries.

That's a pretty old pic at this point. What if time has transformed me into a hideous monster??

Hmm, do you like Bailey's?

Post the picture, i dont want to see it unless it comes from you 😍😍😍

Where pic?!

You don't even know how she looks like

Speak for yourself

put your money where your mouth is

>not knowing that the mystery makes it that much hotter

vanillacels smh

You know it's a good poop. When your sunglasses fog over and the mirror in the gas station.

we would consider neurodiversity in our country

Short form for 'we can't wait to see more literal retards'.

Implying I would ever live in Fl*rida 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

But the beaches.

What, were there no murders in Milwaukee to report on today?

From the Username I'd guess /u/Snallygaster is from the Maryland or DC area, not Florida.