A friendly guide to Zoomer buzzwords

498  2019-02-19 by HarryD52

122 comments

I did a research paper this summer on this subreddit and there was a published study that found that 74% of attacks on Reddit came from 1% of source subreddits. I assume that subs like r/Drama are the 1%.

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cringe

yikes

seethe

cope

Unbased

cope

cringe

seethe

fake news, zoomers dont have a culture.

I think they do grow in petri dishes though.

If 6 year olds imitating video game taunts and eating laundry detergent isn't culture, then I don't know what is.

I'll have you know I can legally drink and am still a zoomer

This made me sad

Then tell me about millennial culture that isn't just getting fucked in the ass by colored people

"problematic"

That is so 2015.

that’s millennial

oof - your age is showing

But what's yeeting?

Wild card

Lol I mean literally what's the definition?

It has a definition?

I would assume so. Are there words that don't?

I just always assumed that it was a word that would be thrown around randomly to confuse clueless boomers.

If that's what it was, it worked on me. I'm the 30 year old boomer meme come to life.

Think it means to throw something, or you say 'yeet' while throwing something

Let them grow up - older zoomers don't do that kind of crap.

Get yeeted faggot lmao

I bet you unironically use twitch.

zoom zoom

holy fuck i’m dying 😂😂😂

It's just a generic positive form verb.

"We were yeeting around." -> "We were fooling around/goofing off".

"Do you want some cake? Yeet!" -> "Yes."

"Get the yeet in here biaaaatch!" -> "Hurry up and come over here Susan."

It's essentially just one of those things that people flavor their speech with in order to seem cool, but come off instead as incredibly desperate like a nerdy kid in 5th grade whose parents won't buy him a members only jacket so he has to wear a cheep knock off from Kmart's "MAN'S CLUB".

can't tell if this is ironic toomany boomers in thread

Take out the weird elementary school PTSD and he’s right

I know, right? They are so unlit and spazzatronic.

Wait is apex legends what the fly cat's are playing now

It's just a generic positive form verb.

"We were yeeting around." -> "We were fooling around/goofing off".

"Do you want some cake? Yeet!" -> "Yes."

"Get the yeet in here biaaaatch!" -> "Hurry up and come over here Susan."

Are the Smurfs the originals yeeters?

Yes.

"yeet" [holds up spork]

Yeet

This is why no one likes zoomers.

The best explanation I've found is, it's like when you throw a wad of paper into a trashcan, you do it with finesse you yell "Kobe!". When you just power throw it you yell "Yeet!" At least that's what the kids told me.

Dale

-sent from my iphone

It means to throw away that which you deem worthless. Observe.

A mind virus

Nobody knows.

Yeet is to throw what yoink is to pull

Best one line definition I've seen

Oof

That pentagram can summon an incel soyboy MAGA tumblrina sperg demon

It's a useless demon as it will just try to murder itself.

Hopefully it learns to COPE

toxic

I drew this on my floor and now there's some bitch named pazuzu sitting there talkin bout my mom sucking cocks in hell.

Oh no.

a new challenger has entered

COMMIE MOMMY PISS TAPE WHEN

Hmmmmmm that's hot

But is she doing the peeing?

Doesn't matter. Hot either way.

She'll piss on Warren and Trump will watch

Yes please?

SQUIRT 👏 ISN'T 👏 PISS 👏

Trump piss tape: ew yikes yuck

AOC piss tape: yes yum yass queen

Change to "will win" please

Change to "will win" the kentucky derby please

ftfy

Fuuuuuuck yeah

She won because no one voted in her district lmao

C O P E

Y I K E S

Y I K E S
I I
K K
E E
S S

U N B A S E D

C R I N G E

S E E T H E

C O P E

C R I N G E

She's so hot

Won what though?

I have a feeling this novelty account isn't going to be as long lived as /u/the_reason_trump_won

Those are all millennial bud

I have no idea what words mean.

Sweaty

Ooo 5 element theory

This whole time I thought that zoomers were really old people.

Based boomer

No. I'm a millennial, I'm just shitty at it.

exactly

T. 30 year old boomer

I heard if you use all five in the same paragraph satan himself shows up and congratulates you on your aggressive stupidity.

Seethe is the best in the current meta. Nearly no-one uses unbased.

Yikers

Never seen "unbased" used in my life.

What an unbased life you must live.

Cringe

I'm seething from my cope at this cringe. I guess what I'm trying to say is it's pretty unbasted and bluepilled. All in all, that's a yikes from me.

BRO NO!

Do I have to learn what a Zoomer is now?

I swear this sub has more terms than the BBQ community.

Gen Z. The current highschool kids.

Boomer, Gen X, Millenial, Zoomer. Is this correct?

Boomer, Xoomer, whiny faggots, "millenials hold my vape pen"

Found the millenial

How dare you sir!?

I refuse to add this to my lexicon. Well mayby cope, but nothing else. Also yeet. Yeet is good word.

Yikes

Can someone explain cope?

When someone comes up with a shitty excuse to the fact that they got BTFO.

They make a star out of it

You need Nazi card in middle, it beats everything.

Cringe- Been semi popular since probably 2014. Only broke to the normie soc media masses about a year ago. Still good to use post or uninronically because it most accurately describes the feeling we are talking about. Not a zoomer term.

Cope- From incel culture. Been popular maybe a year or two. Ok to use sometimes, in particular when dismissing others arguments to make way for your own point, e.g., You: “OMG we’re like totally destroying the environment! OMG like black people cause crime!” Me: “Cope. You only care about that stuff because you can’t fuck hot teen pussy (legal).” Rightfully considered a zoomer term.

Yikes- Gay AIDS shit. Very effeminate thing to say, even ironically. Zoomer term for college girls. Means you like to suck cock.

Seethe- Never heard or seen. Presumably some more hip zoomer shit for college white girls and instagram black guys. Probably also related to sucking cock.

Unbased- Not commonly used. Totally unacceptable. “Based” alone however, was popular from like as far back as 2010 through Lil B. Probably peaked in 2012 and was later adopted by the “alt right”. “Based” or “based and redpilled” are still cool to use both ironic and unironically in moderation. Particularly funny when approving of something immoral or autistic, e.g., You: “When I was a kid I jerked off the family dog.” Me: “Based.” If anything it’s a doomer or 30 year old boomer term though.

Personally, when I see something lame, gay, retarded, cringe, etc. online I just refer to it as being “reddit.” As for which of these you should use in your real life, if you want normal go “stupid” or “lame”. If you want pseudo-intellectual (nobody will ever see you genuinely intellectual) go with “obtuse” or “inane”. And if you are cool like me and want to go edge use “gay” or “retarded”. Then again, don’t go outside much so can’t be sure.

Sorry ma'am, looks like his delusions have gotten worse. We'll have to admit him,

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You realize these are all actual words whose only change for their dictionary definition is that people are using the infinitive form incorrectly?

You realize that’s how all languages evolve, right?

In other words, It's not like "yeet" which is an entirely new word, and it's not like "literally" which changed to mean it's opposite. The words aren't "zoomer" words cause they aren't unique slang to the new generation, if anything using the infinitive incorrectly is a "zoomer" thing not the words themselves.

The words themselves aren't really zoomer, but using them as single word replies to somebody else is a very zoomer thing to do.

Zoomers are just NPCs that are programmed by the creators of Fortnite.

yikes

Whem will Zoomers gain the ability to gatekeep?

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Smoke meth, hail Satan, gas Zoomers.