/r/ politics basement dweller fantasizes what it's like to have a job.

95  2019-02-19 by O_u_blocked_me

34 comments

Promoting anarchofascism for 9 years and counting.

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right wingers

" yeah sure I don't mind people disagreeing with me. It's no big deal as long as they get their work done."

left wingers

"I will HUNT YOU DOWN if i get a WHIFF OF CONSERVATISM. YOU'RE DEAD KIDDO!'

Why are they so fragile?

White fragility.

Why are they so fragile?

Uhhh ackshully that's called "being rational" sweaty, because magacels are such horrible monsters that not attacking them on sight is basically inviting your own ruin.

BASH ~THE~ FASH

I think it has to do with what party is in power/who is president. When Obama was president his BBC was constantly on the mind of most right wingers, just like how Orange Daddy is constantly in left wingers minds now

Yeah, I was gonna say that's the main cause of it, but it's definitely gone to an extreme we haven't seen before this time. I think that may be due to the media getting more sensationalist than ever and the media being predominantly left-wing, so whereas they'd throw water on the madness if it was the other side they amp it up when they're the ones out in the cold.

This but unironically

don't worry. it sucks

Imagine thinking you’re hot shit for working in Human Resources. What’s next? I OWNED a MAGATARD by serving him slowly at the DMV!

I Owed a red hat by to singing to him when he tipped me at Coldstone Creamery

Jk, never worked there; and I bet they liquidate wage slaves that don’t shuck and jive for a nickel.

I started REEEEEING at the register when a man in a trump hat came into the vape shop I work at

“You want fries with that? WELL NAZI GUESS WHAT, YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY”

on the one hand, magacels not getting jobs is good, but on the other, this person is literally just lying for upvotes

works for me either way

Peopled stopped lying on the internet years ago

I think anyone who is into "politics" is a liability in the workplace, regardless of which side they fall on

The most red-state church-going queer-hating MAGA retard is no more stupid than the "transexual women are biologically female" leftist idiots

Every employer I've ever had has always said something along the lines of "Leave your politics and your religion at the door."

I do the same thing as OP just replace 'maga' with 'javascript'.

lmao nice

Python, Ruby, PHP, C#, Rust, Haskell, Erlang, Clojure too.

It’s over for stem cels

programming isn't stem, any more than MS Word is literature.

Don't forget about Java

Don't you dare fucking malign Java.

Javascript hate meme is so outdated, it's the only game in town for making a functional website and there are several good frameworks that make it powerful.

Is this r/standup?

It's rumoured Hitler's skulls reverberates with exultant laughter every time a fascist successfully infiltrates a purported liberal party and exhibits suppression of dissension tendencies. It's perplexed Russians so much that they have rationalized they must revere these remnants and reconcile with their Amercian brethren.

The enmity between them can finally be resolved by a self-aggrandizing HR worker. Praise be the fruit! We could see gilead's creation in our life time. Penance and retribution!

IRL I've only heard of one instance of a far right employee causing problems because he didn't shut up and was making everyone hate him. But the worst that happened was nobody wanted to work with him and he had to go.

I've heard of quite a few cases where far left employees caused problems. And some of them caused a lot of damage, the whole office's productivity falls because of the stress and toxicity, good people leave in droves and HR doesn't even learn the true reason why, because everyone's afraid to speak up. It's ridiculous.

Of course this is anecdotal.

FINDING PARENTS' MAGA HATS WILL ONE DAY BE EQUIVALENT OF DISCOVERING THEIR 'KU KLUX KLAN HOOD,' SAYS PROFESSOR

Fucking hell...

It won't. But no one in there cares. It's sooooo weird to see that sub push any piece of news to the top for days, then when it comes it out it's fake, or not true, or not as bad as it looks, or something meaningless, they literally forget all about it.

ACKSHULLY IT'S JUST ABOUT STARTING A CONVERSATION

A slightest hint coming from names/pictures/social

I understand pictures and social, but how is he determining this based on people's names?

You're telling me you don't stereotype against Jim Bob McGee?