About like 30 to 45 minutes ago I beat the fuck outta my dick so goddamn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb and my dick has also went totally numb to the point where it feels fucking weird when I take a piss.

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What if, instead, you could pop on something about the history of colonization, the challenges of workplace hierarchies, or socialist feminism?

Wow, that sounds hella relaxing.

yes and the youth are clamoring to pay for that shit.

cuz they love paying for shit. with all the loot they have. after paying for student loans and caviar.

They would have more loot under socialism

Perfect noise to suck my girlfriend's dick without roommates hearing.

https://pics.me.me/3-january-at-22-58-o-so-i-went-to-the-39832467.png

This can't be real lol

🤡🌎

It must be real because it's too bizarre to be made up. Fiction has to make sense, reality is not so constrained.

Bruh just pop on the literal documentary that is the handmaids tale. 💪

What a gay show

socialist feminism

Hmm.

Yup

>What if, instead, you could pop on something about the history of colonization, the challenges of workplace hierarchies, or socialist feminism?

https://media.giphy.com/media/fuHdUls1uGRtS/giphy.gif

im not

The platform will take no money from corporations or advertisers, relying instead on monthly subscriptions.

It's not capitalism because they only privately profit from individuals. Capitalism is when evil corporations are involved.

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

And that's problematic.

Absolutely amazing that someone is using capitalism and saying it's not capitalism to collect money from idiots. This is why capitalism is great.

Lmao then it's already DOA

Capitalism has just found another group of suckers.

Pay money to watch the same 3 hour YouTube videos that commies link to but nobody watches?

MFW: 🧠🤯🔫

What is the absolute limit I could get away with saying about what I want to happen to the creators of this without catching a ban?

Nothing. Mods are gay and will ban so that the admins don't shut down this subreddit.

I really hope the creators of this are all shot in the back of the head repeatedly (during a fun watergun fight at the office)

Nothing implying death. No "in Minecraft" etc. Non-lethal bodily harm is kind of a grey area, so best to make it witty. Prison, IRS audits, and contracting non-lethal diseases are all fair game.

What about wishing people to be set adrift upon the Endless Ocean? Or to be plunged headfirst into the Endless Void?

Secondly why is everyone such a goddamn pussy?

Three very good questions that I don't have the answers to. Let's ask the lawyer.

/u/ComedicSans

The mods are capricious monsters who'll ban you if they feel like it. And the test is whether it's such a blatant threat that the admins would close the sub over it.

I for one hope that their platform becomes famous and well-known. This is good for dramacoin.

Burton says the “post-capitalist, subscription-based streaming platform”

> post-capitalist

> subscription-based streaming platform

Pay me so I can show you how exchanging money for services is evil

lol the author of this article is a trans socialist satanist.

Don't let your memes be dreams, folks.

Not judging people on their appearance was unironically a mistake. Imagine this being arguing with you irl.

I don't shop at GameStop

Holy fuckin wew lad

American socialism is just a hip new trend for youths to express themselves, like grunge rock or the sock hop. The faster you understand that, the more the American left makes sense.

Paying to be brainwashed. Capitalism really is beautiful.

Paying to be brainwashed with communist propaganda nonetheless.

This is what peak post-irony looks like

I mean to be fair anti-communism brainwashing is a lot more prevalent

to be fair

Do you know what sub this is?

I can’t wait for this to branch off into children’s programs. Big hits such as “Finding your Fursona”, “You aren’t the gender you were born with” and “why you need to seize toys from white children”.

But I was told Gen Z is actually more "conservative" (using the US meaning of the word) than the previous generations! Which one is real?

Shh, it's an article of faith that The Youth belong only to the lefties.

post-capitalist,

okay

subscription-based

wait, that's no-

streaming platform

oh

😴😴😴

Chapos Podcast also makes bank

“Am I just gonna become some crusty old dude who's like, ‘Yeah, I used to be a socialist, and then I woke up to the real world?’” Hayes says. “I think that the people we hear that coming from are a generation where they weren't facing any real crises. They weren't facing climate change, they weren't facing 17 years of occupation in the Middle East.”

Yup, generations before had no challenges, not like there were military drafts, fear of nuclear war with the Soviet Union, terrible economic conditions with double digit unemployment and double digit inflation, actual institutional racism.

I hate the "woe is me" attitude of these people

“Am I just gonna become some crusty old dude who's like, ‘Yeah, I used to be a socialist, and then I woke up to the real world?’”

God, can you imagine? I bet that would be just awful. 🙄

“I think that the people we hear that coming from are a generation where they weren't facing any real crises. They weren't facing climate change, they weren't facing 17 years of occupation in the Middle East.”

Imagine thinking you're the first generation to endure a crisis. WW2 is nothing compared to us having a couple of soldiers in the Middle East.

“post-capitalist, subscription-based streaming platform”

is this a meme?

Netflix for the left

Umm