Cosmology of Nu-Enlightenment

109  2019-02-20 by Voltairium

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Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.

The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.

Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.

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Children of Kennedy

I'm tired of all this (((paddy))) spam. Day of potato-famine when?

☝this user is WOKE on the Hibernian question

The Potato Solution to the Hibernian Question

Hibernia more like Ibernia. The kennedies are black Irish and are more Spaniard semetics thsn real Irish

soyboys

cardio advocates

I'm a gymcel and in the name of Allah I want you to delete this immediately!

I think it means literal cardio, not lifting.

Schizotechnitians Cardio Advocates Brits People who think this image is a joke

Unironically great pic, the Time Cube guy did a presentation at my university that's pretty great

Are you MIT

good uni yes? i have 2 friends there who were big time nerds in hs

I got a CS degree there, I think it's a great school

how could you exclude midwest emo fans and plastic users

There are too many good ones to pick them all.

How can this include lower vibrational astral beings and not once mention credo mutwa?

Also what's so soy about hard water users? Shouldn't they be slimy filtered water additive users?

Twitters are so dense literally a rock has a higher vibrational astral body. Why bother with something that hardly even exists?

Hard water contains high amounts of calcium or compounds such as naturally occuring fluoride which tricks the body into producing excess amounts of calcium and concentrating it. The main concern here relates to calcium concentrating in the brain, primarily in the pineal gland. This process is known as the "calcification of the pineal gland." The effects of calcified pineal gland have been linked to multiple symptoms, that include; depression, docility, disrupted fight/flight response, decreaesed production of adrenaline, testosterone, serotonin, decreased sex drive, third eye closening, among many others, in other words, it turns you into an antifa.

Galaxy brained post

literal gold

There is literally no difference between radical centrists and nazbols you imbecile, you fucking moron.

I study this image for hours every day.

I believe it is about to talk to me.

schizotechnitian confirmed

schizotechnitian

If you google this, this thread is one of the three links that google finds.

radical centrists not in Enlightened circle

In to the trash it goes.

Can't find zionists

Agents of destruction lowest plateau

Protestants are in the void section

bog gang rise up

Quick rundown on the Bogdanoffs:

  • Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
  • In contact with aliens
  • Rumored to possess psychic abilities
  • Control France with an iron fist Own castles and banks all over the world
  • Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
  • Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
  • Own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
  • First designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
  • Both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
  • Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
  • They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
  • You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
  • The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
  • They learned fluent French in under a week
  • Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
  • The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human
  • In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Bog bang to the end of the universe
  • The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

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Bogdanoff COPE

the creator of this image was surely a SubGenius, am i wrong

I love that they had to differentiate alien abductees who were anally probed and not anally probed.

It's an important distinction.

Also, if the alien said "no homo" or not.

There is no world where the Orthodox are enlightened and we are not. And what about Mahayana Buddhists?

I only use baby smash for my augury, kid pix does not contain a pure enough world from which to read.

Excellent post; very cool.

Are you really reposting a retarded u/mukumukum post? Really?

Someone put effort into this JFL

Damn, this makes me nostalgic

This makes me hard πŸ’’πŸ‘‡β­

irony abusers

It's over for dramacels

I sexually identify the Cluck as a moloch.

Really proud of my placement because of my affinity with Varjrayana Buddhism.

Whoever made that image must have som sort of late-stage advanced terminal flesh-eating autism.

Kid Pix Augurs

Mine negro.

I'm a Kid Pix augur, I'm enlightened

imagine unironically thinking this is realv