On 9/5/18 I met my best friend. Nearly 5 months later she gave birth to a healthy baby boy. Just a reminder that being a father is not about “blood” but about being available with unconditional love and support
What a world. I can get the wait til marriage part because it was short (heh), but how'd she not get suspicious that she didn't feel anything when he was grinding up on her?
A female friend once told me that she almost had sex with an otherwise super popular guy.. and then his dick was like 6.5 inches or so. She could not do it.
A man’s ego is so connected to his dick size or more accurately, how others perceive his size that you should only say it’s small when you intend to hurt that man deeply because he will very likely remember you saying that for the rest of his life.
I never disclose the exact size of any man I’ve dated to anyone. Not even to my closest friends. There’s a line you should not cross. Like how would you feel as a woman if your boyfriend complained how small your tits are to his friends?
I once said to one my exes that his dick was small. I wasn’t being serious and I wasn’t trying to hurt his feelings. I thought the joke was so obvious because his dick was very far from being small. It was pretty above average but he took it to the heart and felt insecure. I tried to reassure him that it was only a joke but I don’t think he really believed me.
Lesson learned. Never say that to a man you care about 🙅🏻♀️
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1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-02-21
Lol I totally forgot about this guy. He deleted all his posts.
1 Femicide 2019-02-21
ahahahaha that's fkn hilarious
1 OfHyenas 2019-02-21
Oh shit, that's new, and I remember that post too.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-02-21
Wait, that post was actually real?
1 Myra_Wreckabitch 2019-02-21
That was my thought exactly!
1 ManBearFridge 2019-02-21
What a world. I can get the wait til marriage part because it was short (heh), but how'd she not get suspicious that she didn't feel anything when he was grinding up on her?
1 Chapocel 2019-02-21
proper gentlesirs don't "grind up" on anyone, you heathen.
1 ladfrombrad 2019-02-21
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/arxwi6/aita_because_my_husband_saw_my_post_and_says_he
1 PPP_Your_Boat 2019-02-21
Mother of white knight
1 CordialCalamity 2019-02-21
Must the first ever non-bait, non-larp post on that sub.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-02-21
Totally fake as hell. It was a "the sun" article
1 CCAlkie 2019-02-21
Right. The extent of this article was just saying what the posts said. True journalism.
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-02-21
Still not sure. The article only seems to reference the posts so it looks like they are taking it at face value without any independent research.
1 aalamb 2019-02-21
What?! No, that can't be right...
1 HardIsLife 2019-02-21
I, too, thought it was someone practicing their writing or some shit.
1 Stop_Whining_Dude 2019-02-21
It is.
1 Stop_Whining_Dude 2019-02-21
Nope. News org got suckered in just like the relationship sub.
1 Chicup 2019-02-21
No read the article they are taken reddit as the source.
1 Osterion 2019-02-21
Of course its not real. There is no court deposition or interviews in that link. its just summations of Reddit comments.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-02-21
No proof that any of this is real. It's all based on Reddit posts.
The absolute state of journalism in 2019.
1 Denny_Craine 2019-02-21
Australian journalism has always been tabloid trash. There's a reason that's where Rupert Murdoch comes from
1 TruthPains 2019-02-21
Lol, probably not. Would not be the first time these 'news' sites have taken the bait of a reddit troll.
1 cleverseneca 2019-02-21
And lucky for us it won't be the last 😎
1 SamWhite 2019-02-21
Lol, no.
1 Chapocel 2019-02-21
Mod that op NOW
1 goonygorilla777 2019-02-21
Lol imagine having a micropeen haha why even live smh
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-02-21
Haha yeah 😢😢😢
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-02-21
Hey it's ok buddy. God made boys have micropenises so they could become traps.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-21
Cope. I'd still be ugly
1 2Poop2Babiez 2019-02-21
i used to wish my penis was really small
but then I learned that your dick size affects how deep your vagina goes after getting the surgery
1 killallmessiah 2019-02-21
This but unironically.
That girl's former husband should consider HRT and transitioning.
1 Alpha100f 2019-02-21
His dick would be to small to make a fake vagoo out of it.
1 wealthy_piano 2019-02-21
>wanting traps with surgical gussy
Allah give me strength
1 fakemicropenis 2019-02-21
the second update that the mods removed was that he wanted a phalloplasty
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https://www.removeddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/asux75/aita_for_telling_him_its_not_ok_to_take_out_a/
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even /r/drama fell for this bait
1 tschwib 2019-02-21
A female friend once told me that she almost had sex with an otherwise super popular guy.. and then his dick was like 6.5 inches or so. She could not do it.
I mean with 7 or 8 you can at least work with..
1 spergling_ 2019-02-21
lmao
1 tschwib 2019-02-21
What more blacked.com if you don't believe me. Sex starts feeling good for women at about 9 inches. That is where vaginal orgasm land is. Ideal is 10.
Of course women can have a "good time" with a 6 inch dick when she "really likes the guy" but it's like only ever getting hand jobs.
When the first 10 inches blows her back out, all that is erased forever.
Dicklets need to learn
1 TreLoon 2019-02-21
The only options for anyone under a foot are cope or rope
1 GoopSqwad 2019-02-21
Megacope
1 llofdddddt5 2019-02-21
Hardcore cope. Ideal is actually 12.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-21
Cope. They only a foot or more. It's over
1 spookey0188 2019-02-21
Isn't 6inch average tho?
1 queerjihad 2019-02-21
To get dicked by other dudes
Sone micropeen guys have nice bussies
1 2Poop2Babiez 2019-02-21
i used to wish my penis was really small
but then I learned that your dick size affects how deep your vagina goes after getting the surgery
1 corprethar 2019-02-21
Godspeed, tiny one 🍻
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-02-21
"Reposted from the Sun"
Jfc guys
1 WarSanchez 2019-02-21
MFW our own eat the spaghet
1 miranda865 2019-02-21
Just grow a bigger dick. Smh.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-02-21
I've been watering mine daily and it still hasn't grown.
1 HardIsLife 2019-02-21
Seriousposting.
A man’s ego is so connected to his dick size or more accurately, how others perceive his size that you should only say it’s small when you intend to hurt that man deeply because he will very likely remember you saying that for the rest of his life.
I never disclose the exact size of any man I’ve dated to anyone. Not even to my closest friends. There’s a line you should not cross. Like how would you feel as a woman if your boyfriend complained how small your tits are to his friends?
I once said to one my exes that his dick was small. I wasn’t being serious and I wasn’t trying to hurt his feelings. I thought the joke was so obvious because his dick was very far from being small. It was pretty above average but he took it to the heart and felt insecure. I tried to reassure him that it was only a joke but I don’t think he really believed me.
Lesson learned. Never say that to a man you care about 🙅🏻♀️
1 Pickled_Kagura 2019-02-21
My dick is 3mm when erect and I have all the confidence in the world.
I actually patented a tweezer/fleshlight called the Pinch-Pussy.
1 HardIsLife 2019-02-21
TMI
1 Pickled_Kagura 2019-02-21
The strange thing is I have a normal amount of ejaculate and an average nutsack.
1 HardIsLife 2019-02-21
🤮
1 Pickled_Kagura 2019-02-21
puke is actually the usual lube i get when someone sees my tic tac
1 FyourFeelings 2019-02-21
It may only be 3mm, but it smells like a foot!
1 lifesbrink 2019-02-21
Have you mentioned this product to lawlz yet?
1 Pickled_Kagura 2019-02-21
We don't sell an extra small, sorry.
1 tathrowaway666 2019-02-21
Post piglet, chud
1 massive_fckwit 2019-02-21
gimme those seriousposts baby
my micro is throbbing
1 whyamericanshatemen 2019-02-21
And yet you constantly hear women make repulsive comments about mens genitals from being near them.
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Pretty ironic considerings womens smelly ugly loose holes. I say we need to make more men shame womens nasty genitals.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-21
t. S E E T H I N G dicklet 🤣🤣🤣
1 Al-Rokers-BBC 2019-02-21
Nature already deemed them as lesser, they deserve all the shaming and grief they can possibly get
1 zwiebelhans 2019-02-21
seriouspost: You are smart. Keep it up. We can deal with small dick jokes all day coming from pretty ANYONE but our actual partners.
1 sterkekoffie 2019-02-21
Sorry about your tiny dick.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-02-21
Definitely still bait 😪
1 UseLotionOrGetHose 2019-02-21
“I’m sorry, Little One.”
-This man’s ex-wife’s apology letter, probably.
1 miranda865 2019-02-21
Getting divorced when you have a micro peen. Wew. 😅
1 RedesignIsShit 2019-02-21
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Micro Penises Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Grow A Bigger Dick Like Nigga Get A Dick Haha
1 retarded_molecule 2019-02-21
When your peen is so small. You owe your parents two inches.
1 Chapocel 2019-02-21
We did it Reddit!