r/drama: Chapotards are crying over the pigs arresting Jussie Smollett lying about a racial attack. Reddit is imploding everywhere, r/politics and r/blackladies aren't handling this very well. #RaceCardDenied

evolution falls under the scientific definition of a theory which is different than the context the word theory is used with the phrase "conspiracy theory"

1 Mikeavelli 2019-02-21

How very convinient.

1 tathrowaway666 2019-02-21

Fucking retard, that’s like saying watergate is a conspiracy theory.

I guess words only have one meaning now

1 Mikeavelli 2019-02-21

Woosh!

1 totally_not_ac3 2019-02-21

allfugees out!

Out!

OUT!

1 tathrowaway666 2019-02-21

Damn okay I severely missed that one 🙄🙄 I’ll go help the mayocide now and commit sudoku

1 Chapocel 2019-02-21

Its only a #theory because we haven't achieved whole ass yet.

1 mukumukum57 2019-02-21

IKR. I just posted in a thread nothing but "black people are human."

AND THIS WAS THE RESPONSE:

https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/asxeat/tucker_carlson_loses_his_shit_in_unaired_interview/egxi1g1/

1 cr_e_a_m 2019-02-21

wow that thread is ridiculous, I’m not really surprised but they might just hate carlson more than trump lol

1 Gusfoo 2019-02-21

all pigs hate blacks

All cows hate the brown ones too.

1 Mayor_of_tittycity 2019-02-21

Theories are actually rigorously tested and proven. It should be conspiracy hypothesis.

1 Karllobo 2019-02-21

Idiots will cite this example to back up their own conspiracy theories. If it turns out he lied about this, he should have the book thrown at him. Like rape accusations, the vast majority made have an actual basis. But people won't step forward for fear of not being believed. This will be used as a citable example for the "they could have made this up" crowd. Anyone who fakes a hate crime should see the inside of a cell.

1 telandrias 2019-02-21

Imagine obsessing over pigs in a post-hog world created by AOC.

1 Gil-Gandel 2019-02-21

Post hog?

1 telandrias 2019-02-21

Where swine and bacon doesn't exist. A fantasy world if you will

1 Gil-Gandel 2019-02-21

Ah, sorry, I was confused there for a moment.

1 telandrias 2019-02-21

What else could post hog mean?

1 joshhawley2018 2019-02-21

Reallt makes you see the danger of censoring "conspiracy theories" on Facebook YouTube and Reddit.

1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-02-21

Not really. You need to pick the corn from copious amounts of shit when it comes to conspiracy theories on the internet. Also, you presume internet "discussion" is anything but a waste of time.

1 Matues49 2019-02-21

Reddit is imploding

😒😒😒

1 Coonass_alt 2019-02-21

>snoozeposting literally every Jussie thread

C O P E

1 Matues49 2019-02-21

lmao this is like your 6th random reply to me on different threads

A B S O L U T E L Y R E N T - F R E E

1 Coonass_alt 2019-02-21

>snooze-post is 3rd highest comment

>have the pattern recognition of a 6 year old

>drop a drive-by C O P E comment

not that hard to figure out tbqh.

1 newcomer_ts 2019-02-21

I always thought that rapper paying to be shot at by Bobby Baccalieri in The Sopranos to increase his street cred or value was a it of an exaggeration.

Turns out, it's a cultural thing.

1 Metal_Charizard 2019-02-21

Jussie’s story would have been a lot more believable if he had gotten someone to shoot him in the fleshy part of the thigh.

1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-02-21

Bobby was such a good guy, he was a good husband and he helped out the black community.

1 SaveMyElephants 2019-02-21

Roadies!?!?

1 CordialCalamity 2019-02-21

DUDE

1 CordialCalamity 2019-02-21

JUSSIE

1 CordialCalamity 2019-02-21

LMAO

1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-02-21

Post Jussie

1 FrankVillain 2019-02-21

Put him in jail, we will send him a medal and cookies. Drama never forget those who served drama.

1 Grimy__range 2019-02-21

My left nut has a high I.Q than all Chapocels combined.

1 a-corporate-democrat 2019-02-21

Boy this comment won't age well. By the way Empire is a pretty damn good show and those of us that have been watching for the 5 years it has been on know that Jussie Smollet is a national treasure. Man's just plain talented.

1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-02-21

imagine being a viewer of Empire.

1 Chapocel 2019-02-21

Imagine thinking watching teevee for 5 years is something to be proud of.

1 iansmith223 2019-02-21

Now this is bussyblasted

1 Grimy__range 2019-02-21

Every time I finish reading a Chapocel thread I feel like I need to go to a Library in an effort to regain my I.Q back from their rampart stupidity.

1 AllocatedData 2019-02-21

Post hug chod

1 IllustriousQuail 2019-02-21

I had a dude come at me about the assholes who tortured the white guy in Chicago. Like yeah, they were assholes, black people called them out for the terrible people they were and they were immediately charged with a hate crime and locked up.

Those charges were quietly dropped a couple of weeks later. Great example.

1 uniqueguy263 2019-02-21

Uh, no they weren't. One of them had four years of probation, which was dumb, but the others got years in prison

1 IllustriousQuail 2019-02-21

The prosecutor dismissed the (more serious) hate-crime charges. I am sure that they ultimately were convicted of something.

1 911roofer 2019-02-21

There's no Justice for ugly white retards in Chicago.

1 KingWayneX 2019-02-21

It was just some filthy pollack from the north west suburbs.

1 unbanwoodser 2019-02-21

They were charged with a hate crime because the victim was retarded, not because he was white.

1 munky82 2019-02-21

Even though in the video they took they kept referring to his race and not his handicap.

1 sneakpekoe 2019-02-21

Four suspects were arrested and charged with aggravated kidnapping, aggravated unlawful restraint, aggravated battery, and hate crime. Two were 18-year-old males, Jordan Hill and Tesfaye Cooper, and one was Brittany Covington, an 18-year-old female; her sister Tanishia Covington was a 24-year-old female.[3][7][8]

On February 10, 2017, all four suspects pleaded not guilty at their arraignment.[9] On May 16, 2017, a judge set bail for the four individuals: $900,000 for Hill; $800,000 for Cooper; $500,000 for Brittany Covington; and $200,000 for Tanishia Covington.[10] None of the four defendants were able to post bail.[11]

On December 8, 2017, Brittany Covington plead guilty to the charges of committing a hate crime, intimidation and aggravated battery. Additional charges, such as kidnapping, were dropped as part of her plea deal. Covington was sentenced to four years of probation and 200 hours of community service. Cook County Circuit Judge William Hooks said that he could have sentenced her to prison, but did not because "I'm not sure if I did that you'd be coming out any better."[12][13]

On April 19, 2018, Tanishia Covington plead guilty to the charges of committing a hate crime, intimidation and aggravated battery and was sentenced to three years in prison.[14]

On July 5, 2018, Jordan Hill plead guilty to the charges of aggravated kidnapping and committing a hate crime and was sentenced to eight years in prison.[15][16]

On July 12, 2018, Tesfaye Cooper (20yo) plead guilty to a hate crime and aggravated kidnapping[17] and has been sentenced to seven years in prison.[18]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Chicago_torture_incident

Sorry for lack of formatting, I'm on mobile

1 LongPostBot 2019-02-21

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1 IllustriousQuail 2019-02-21

You must be right. I remember right-leaning news outlets freaking-out about the hate crime charges being dropped, but it certainly wouldn't be the first time those sources misunderstood some legal nuance.

1 sneakpekoe 2019-02-21

Srs post again for a sec but yeah, we live in a world where shitposting is actually part of the political parties' conversation and methods. It's madness.

I don't know if I've just become too aware of shit that's always gone on or if the west has actually gone mad, but SHIT IS FUCKED. I'm shook.

Tldr: 😿😿😿😿😿😭😭😭😭😠😠😠😠🌞🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

1 NapoleonBonerpart5 2019-02-21

So much coping lmao. Mod Jussie now!

1 Zac1245 2019-02-21

You can sum all these links up with; yeah Jussie might have faked it but the real problem here is conservatives.

1 geeses 2019-02-21

Pence forced him to do it with his electric brainwashing powers.

1 Burnnoticelover 2019-02-21

Oh no, "Deus Volt" Pence is at it again.

1 Coonass_alt 2019-02-21

Mike "AC/DC to the LGBT" Pence

1 grep_var_log 2019-02-21

Mike "Homo Medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence.

1 CountFire 2019-02-21

Mike "If you like bumming, your chair is humming" Pence

1 libelecsBlackWolf 2019-02-21

Mike "mister thinks he's a sister, become a human resistor" Pence

1 KingNothing305 2019-02-21

Mike "Like It in the Crapper? You Get the Zapper" Pence

1 Chapocel 2019-02-21

Mike "Your ass is Loose? You get the Noose" Pence

1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-21

Mike "Literally Shaking Right Now" Pence

1 Chapocel 2019-02-21

Mike "gaping rear orafice? lethal injection it is" Pence

1 Chernozhopyy 2019-02-21

Fucking chapocel...

1 Chapocel 2019-02-21

Fucking Chernozhopyycel

1 Chernozhopyy 2019-02-21

You don’t even know what my name means.

1 Chapocel 2019-02-21

Do you know where we are?

1 Chernozhopyy 2019-02-21

I’ll be honest, I am just jealous you got the username Chapocel before me 😭😭

1 Chapocel 2019-02-21

👍 maybe;

Jussycel

AOCel

Berniecel

Are still availabe?

1 Chernozhopyy 2019-02-21

Jussycel maybe

1 Lehk 2019-02-21

Don't whiz on the Electric Pence

1 Pinksister 2019-02-21

Or "the worst part is that now real hate crimes won't be believed!"

The only "real" hate crimes in the last three years that I can remember are when that lady was pancaked by that autist and the dude with the shitty mail bomb who couldn't even kill one person, and that's with the entire media begging for it. I could list like fifteen anti-constervative incidences off the top of my head.

1 Pinksister 2019-02-21

Or "the worst part is that now real hate crimes won't be believed!"

Imagine if a white dude lied about being beaten by some of BLM guys and he did so for the sole purpose of drumming up hatred against blacks, and everyone was like "white people are the real victims here!"

1 CadicalRentrist 2019-02-21

Are we still quarantined? If this got gilded, would it show up to everyone?

1 LightUmbra 2019-02-21

We've never been quarantined.

1 KingWayneX 2019-02-21

The seething white femcel thread is getting out of control right now. They may close the border again.

1 Pinksister 2019-02-21

Don't give me gold pls, it supports reddit and this website is a scourge on mankind. I appreciate your appreciation tho, namaste.

1 Elite_AI 2019-02-21

Well no shit bruh. One person doing something stupid isn't going to suddenly change your entire worldview.

1 XXhornykitty 2019-02-21

jussie "started a conversation". Isn't that the important thing?

1 tathrowaway666 2019-02-21

“Conservatives POUNCE on innocent mistake by gay black man, denying his humanity and lived experience. More on this at 11”

1 pm-me-weird-stuff 2019-02-21

His location is still unknown. Calling it now: half-hearted suicide attempt incoming.

1 ElectraUnderTheSea 2019-02-21

Nah, he must already be at some fancy rehab center

1 brixtonslag 2019-02-21

He now intends to live life as a gay man.

1 JurijFedorov 2019-02-21

The OJ Simpson trick.

1 KingWayneX 2019-02-21

Ed lover said he surrendered to police this morning.

1 Chapocel 2019-02-21

During his transition, he asks for privacy. Leave him alone.

1 Potatoe_away 2019-02-21

He in jail now,but I’m sure his agent will claim substance abuse issues or depression.

1 wow___justwow 2019-02-21

33% upvoted on /r/politics!!!

overwhelming cope lol

1 Magehunter_Skassi 2019-02-21

Why, Jussie, WHY?! Was this to elevate his acting career? His singing career? He had a steady role...what was there to gain from this?

yeah idk what the motive was here when he claimed that the attackers were white guys in trump hates yelling "this is MAGA country"

i've been pondering this for a while and had a niggling of a suspicion but i dont want to jump into wacky conspiracy theorist territory. just have to wait until more facts come out

1 muck4doo 2019-02-21

Boring. Share your thoughts.

1 Magehunter_Skassi 2019-02-21

listen dude i just wanted to say niggling in a sentence

1 muck4doo 2019-02-21

Don't we all.

1 Lier_X_Agerate 2019-02-21

You really shouldn't talk about Jussie like that.

1 Pro_Extent 2019-02-21

Proper nomenclature is niglet, so sayeth Donald Glover

1 KingWayneX 2019-02-21

My dad once called some bad neighbor kids niglets.

relevant cause we black.

1 Gil-Gandel 2019-02-21

Go for it. Don't be niggardly.

1 allanmes 2019-02-21

nigger

am I doing it right?

1 TothB 2019-02-21

Attention

1 Magehunter_Skassi 2019-02-21

Have you ever cum inside a cock cage?

1 TothB 2019-02-21

1 Aroniense21 2019-02-21

How do they feel?

1 TothB 2019-02-21

tight

1 Raven0520 2019-02-21

This is like when Redditors ask themselves why Islamists want to kill them.

1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-02-21

>Yeah but what about WHEN WHITE PEOPLE MAKE STUPID CLAIMS ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE DOING ABSURDLY CRAZY RACIST ATTACKS!!!

Do what everyone does and don't believe a fucking thing they say until there's an investigation, retard.

1 DayyyTripper 2019-02-21

Translated: Republicans are pissing their collective panties over Kamala Harris and Cory Booker.

Fuck me if this isn't the most soy-infested galaxy-brain take they keep repeating over and over, really activates the prostate.

Yes, calling out politicians for being dumb-fucks obviously means those politicians are really good 🙄

1 Coonass_alt 2019-02-21

especially when they used this to push a do nothing bill to pad their 2020 resumes while one of them literally launched their 2020 campaign

1 KingWayneX 2019-02-21

Republican commentators refer to it as "Republicans pounce", it really seems like someone coordinates the response of the vocal left.

1 ConfuseTheJews 2019-02-21

christ. fuck the pigs

Guess hog is off the menu

1 jubbergun 2019-02-21

I'd like to propose that /r/Drama discard "bussy" and adopt "Jussie." It's the least we can do for civil rights and the great hero who "started a conversation."

1 OpticalJesu5 2019-02-21

Given the month we could afford it at least the next week and a half.

1 Arbys_Official 2019-02-21

Bussy = boy + pussy

Jussie = Jew + pussy

1 jubbergun 2019-02-21

That's gonna be a hard "No" from me, Dawg.

1 munky82 2019-02-21

Yep. Be a cunt to people who choose to be a cunt, not because of their race/sex they were born with

1 vtesterlwg 2019-02-21

no difference

1 Chapocel 2019-02-21

Dude. Jewsie LMAO

1 Fletch71011 2019-02-21

I had a dude come at me about the assholes who tortured the white guy in Chicago. Like yeah, they were assholes, black people called them out for the terrible people they were and they were immediately charged with a hate crime and locked up.

You didnt see black people making excuses for them.

This is just blatantly false.

1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-02-21

The why is interesting. I’m guessing recreational drug-fueled mania.

1 cr_e_a_m 2019-02-21

nah he was method acting, preparing for a role as a deranged attention seeker

1 rosenbergstein 2019-02-21

"I-i-i was only pretending"

1 JumbledFun 2019-02-21

The blackladies thread is just them going "fuck him for doing this." Hardly cope

1 libelecsBlackWolf 2019-02-21

That's because they hate black men more than the KKK hates black men.

1 Chapocel 2019-02-21

At least the kkk supports their narrative. What do black fellas support besides the scip club?

1 Caqo 2019-02-21

I’m so happy

1 StumpyAlex 2019-02-21

This reminds me of a time when everybody shot on this one kid wearing a maga had and smiling while a native american dude was protesting, proceeded to witch hunt this racist lad's ass, and then the left got all quiet about it, once the full video of the incident started spreading around. Christ. How long ago was that?

1 Edgar_Allen_Toe2 2019-02-21

Like yesterday

1 StumpyAlex 2019-02-21

It sure does feel like it, doesn't it?

1 PM_ME_YOUR_ORGANICS 2019-02-21

MOD HIM NOW

1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-02-21

I just assume all hate crimes are made up, because mayos don't have the balls to start shit.

1 Flimfamgagazoo 2019-02-21

Ayyyy mayo lmao

😂😂😂😂

1 TheBaltimoron 2019-02-21

When are we going to get back to the real crime issue in America: white women lying about being attacked by black men?

1 RevolutionaryRule1 2019-02-21

https://twitter.com/gbefun_/status/1098515130973859840

1 2938_throwd 2019-02-21

looks at camera

So that’s it huh? We’re some kind of To Kill A Mockingbird?

1 KingWayneX 2019-02-21

Fags imitate the worst sort of white women. Incandescent take.

1 stduhpf 2019-02-21

Fake accusations make tasty dramas.

But fake accusations for attention makes the best dramas.

1 nicerredditaccount 2019-02-21

Is your username a reference to the "Love Roses" they sell at gas stations in the little glass tubes I've never smoked drugs out of?

1 Redmars 2019-02-21

jussie's bussy career will explode

1 KingWayneX 2019-02-21

Perhaps it was his plan all along. Tyrone wont give him the time of day on the outside.

1 JurijFedorov 2019-02-21

I just hope it’s not a hoax but we’ll see...

Yeah, this comment is from today. Seems like they are still refusing to fully believe it.

1 Ryand-Smith 2019-02-21

man I know my fellow nigerians hate gays but lol this was like its over for gayciels

1 Drackenstein 2019-02-21

What a world we live in

Damn. She stopped just short of “We live in a society.”

1 ErictheRedding 2019-02-21

It's all just people brigading the subs.

1 Chapocel 2019-02-21

Hey some of us are doing our part :(

1 ahGeb7eelo 2019-02-21

Gazi is coping too

1 hypernormalize 2019-02-21

Cognitive dissonance is one helluva drug.

1 its_never_lupus 2019-02-21

It is pretty disgusting that in 2019 gay men are being forced to pay for their own beatings.

1 _o_s_ 2019-02-21

The gift that keeps giving

1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-02-21

this lone example of a black person lying

El oh El muh dude

1 XXhornykitty 2019-02-21

I feel it necessary to mention here the statistic that only a sixth of African-Americans have a three digit IQ.

1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-02-21

/u/account4upvotestbh I'm retarded for thinking that it was a police force that has oppressed black people for decades? well if that makes me retarded you can call me Beetlejuice

Yes, you are retarded for not understanding the concept of independent events.

1 account4upvotestbh 2019-02-21

Then I’m beetle juice baby

1 Chapocel 2019-02-21

What about the black girl getting shot by a gangbanger the mom knew but tried to start a Lynch mob against a random white pickup driver while claiming that this was the crime Of our decade and highlights how white people need to do better that was conveniently memory holed?

Who did dis?

1 lannister_stark 2019-02-21

Anyone know whatever happened to that disabled kid that was tortured for the four youth's?

1 unrulyfarmhand 2019-02-21

I love going into a politics thread that dramacels are active in, it seems like a real place for once.