Level headed and humorous video outlines the pitfalls of going poly without outright condemning it. Polyfreaks flip out on each other in the comments over how everyone is doing it WRONG!

52  2019-02-21 by Nom_Chompy

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Fuck you dude. You don't just get to believe what I'd been thinking the whole time now that it's convenient for you. First apologize to me for your original opinions, shithead.

And look: the fact that you just very recently had those problematic opinions does not just mean that you get to be woke within a matter of clicks; you still have a lot of rethinking to do. So shut up. Say you're sorry, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and start listening: the adults are talking, and what we have to say will impact generations to come.

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lmao snappy, I'm sorry your polycule fell apart and left you with only 55 year old orbiters you can barely stand.

Poly is like socialism. You’re always doing it wrong.

I meant it more like it only works well in theory lol

Agreed. I do think it can work for certain people but 9/10 it ends in disaster. At least in my experience.

Yeah, I’m actually pretty poly myself. I find it very difficult to get jealous and possessive. I’ve always dreamed of having two boyfriends. Ideally, twins 🤣

However, in reality, I never tried it because almost everyone that I have been with values monogamy. I will not disrespect that.

I’m also quite skeptical of others who say they are open to poly. I dated one guy who wanted to do poly. He had like 3 other girlfriends that I knew of but as soon as I wanted to date this girl, he went full psycho and abusive. Then, I realized that he wasn’t poly. He just wanted to stick his dick in every girl but didn’t want any of the girls to be with anyone else 🙄

I knew a woman who was poly for a few years but was lowkey looking for someone new and ditch her husband. And that's exactly what happened. RIP.

That happened with a friend of mine as well. His girlfriend was into getting railed by other dudes but would sabotage his attempts to get some tang. Eventually she stopped caring but then she left him for another dude.

Sad!

Many such cuck cases

Poly and open relationships are a death trap for men because women have a lot of more options and opportunities to get laid on average. Any guy thinking he’s gonna have the upper hand to go open relationship in a marriage signed his own death sentence.

date me and i'll totally let you cuck me.

No, thank you! I’m already dating a black guy lol

but imagine this... you could be the first girl in history to cuck a black guy with a white guy, just think about it.

How would that even work? You can’t cuck someone who has a bigger dick than yours 😅

well you don't know how big my dick is...what is the darkie packing?

I don’t think someone who randomly asks women out on Reddit is packing much. Hence, you’re a mayo. I just put 2+2 together.

darkie

Please recognize perfect bussy and treat it with respect!!

"lol my bf is totally big, not gonna post the number though !!".

let me guess, this tyrone goes to another school right?

He’s from Canada!! 😤

read this comment for serious answer

so you refuse to say how small it is to protect his ego, i got it.

lemme know if you want some great white shark instead of a little black sardine bb.

You just made me think of that baby shark song. Ughh

You're are an absolute degenerate and I hope you get AIDS

Thots like you belong on a cross

See. That's not really polyamory.

lol.

True Polyamory has never been tried. C'mon guys.

based and monogamously Asian pilled. Only mayos do the degenerate poly thing

this just a fancy way of being a thot?

Yes.

they're trying to make bring a whore socially acceptable.

im down with the thotties

It may not be for everyone, but my girlfriend's boyfriend says it's for us.

I’d trust him, he has your best interests in mind.

it's why I gave him my PIN

Oh dear...

Unironically this is the majority of polyamorous relationships.

who would ever object to having your wife dicked my multiple other dudes? seems small minded

But you get to dick other girls...

At least in theory, but it's kind of your problem if you're a loser who can't get laid

why would you even want to sleep anyone but your wife who you love more than anything in the whole world?

also it's pretty heavily tilted in women's favor since there's a lot of guys who would be okay with just something casual while most women if anything don't want just sex but a relationship.

Maybe if you're very handsome and have a great body but at that point you're too busy with training, eating, and sleeping than to constantly pursue pussy who's way below your league.

Poly is just cucks in denial as usual

Harem or bust

Polyamory is like communism - no matter how many times people try it, some retard out there will still claim that it'll surely work next time.