every time I get summoned here, I have a quick look around and find that this place gets worse and worse, it's like a black hole which mangles everything that gets sucked into it. src
https://i.imgur.com/XesnLeJ.png -- one of my new friends had a minor flaw so i cast them out of my life forever! Ha! That omni scumbag will die from cancer he got by eating processed foods i bet.
the dude who fed the girl a burger was a complete and utter asshole but these guys are mainlining outrage like a heroin addict straight into their veins
We're probably viewing .01% of the vegan population, anyone who takes the time to browse /r/vegan is likely Hypervegan9000
However,
if someone serves me a veggie burger as a joke guess what, I ain't guna have them drawn and quartered, I'm going to have a good laugh
they're all in that thread going "omg people are sometimes vegan because of health reasons, they could have literally killed her by serving her meat what if she is allergic.."
yeah maybe.... Somehow I don't think this audience would shed much of a tear if someone allergic to soy or whatever was served a vegan burger and keeled over, many of them might be going "haha darwin wins again that filthy omni slut got what she deserved, mother Gaia's justice is swift"
"Chud" is the non-insult "insult" the chapofags use because things like "fag" or "retard" are discriminatory towards faggots and retards. It's a made up term from some completely unknown 80's B movie.
The same way you justify spanking an unruly child: they're stupid, their opinions are wrong, and sometimes the only way to knock sense into idiots is with force.
I'll stop seriousposting when the world stops being a bunch of snowflakes and I don't have to explain myself lest I be stoned to death in the streets mister.
it's really not. No matter how careful you think you are about your diet and getting the right nutrition you are more than likely going to fuck yourself up in the long term going vegan.
Even if allergies or whatever doesn't exist, still a dick move. They probably feel the same as we would if an Asian baits us into eating snake/dog meat. It might as well be the best meat we had in retrospect but it's still gross
Anyone with some sort of meat allergy is going to flat out say they have an allergy instead of admitting to veganism since it’s so embarrassing. The only people who self admit to being vegan are also those with a sissy fetish
Yup. Same. I could easily down a big juicy steak. But the cow's life is far more important than my 5 minutes of joy that I'll forget about immediately after finishing
This dummy thinks he could eat a whole cow in 5 minutes.
Sometimes it's hard to tell, one time I had lo mein with vegan pork replacement cooked for me and it about as good as real lo mein, which surprised me.
I tried one the other day and wasn’t that impressed. The texture was right, but it smelled pretty funky and was a lot sweeter than a real burger. I may have just cooked it wrong though.
I liked it but I can definitely see why people wouldn't like it. My girlfriend's mom is vegetarian so I get brownie points from her everytime I eat one.
It’s not terrible by any means, I think I’m just not a fan of imitation meat. I’m a vegetarian not out of ethical reasons, just because my thesis was on the environmental effects of factory farms on local environments. That led me down many roads of just how disgusting some of the meat we eat is which grossed me out enough to just swear off of it. It bums me out a lot and I do miss a good burger or fried chicken, but it would take a huge overhaul of our current laws for me to go back.
Impossible meat is also pretty decent. Not vegan but I’ll have it for lunch most days because two places on the same block as my office have it and it’s $2 cheaper than the meats at both of them.
im vegetarian and would be happy to be fed a real burger without my knowledge because i could have tasty meat and wouldnt feel guilty since i wouldn't be morally culpable
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-21
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1 NMJ87 2019-02-21
Here is the highlight reel:
https://i.imgur.com/hFEIYJd.png -- I'm sure that shuts them up real fast
https://i.imgur.com/a5MPLCz.png --- I learned a new slur for a majority population
https://i.imgur.com/XesnLeJ.png -- one of my new friends had a minor flaw so i cast them out of my life forever! Ha! That omni scumbag will die from cancer he got by eating processed foods i bet.
The best one imo: https://i.imgur.com/u4A1dhH.png --- serving meat to an unknowing diner = rape (is what i took from it)
Some clarification:
the dude who fed the girl a burger was a complete and utter asshole but these guys are mainlining outrage like a heroin addict straight into their veins
We're probably viewing .01% of the vegan population, anyone who takes the time to browse /r/vegan is likely Hypervegan9000
However,
if someone serves me a veggie burger as a joke guess what, I ain't guna have them drawn and quartered, I'm going to have a good laugh
they're all in that thread going "omg people are sometimes vegan because of health reasons, they could have literally killed her by serving her meat what if she is allergic.."
yeah maybe.... Somehow I don't think this audience would shed much of a tear if someone allergic to soy or whatever was served a vegan burger and keeled over, many of them might be going "haha darwin wins again that filthy omni slut got what she deserved, mother Gaia's justice is swift"
1 LongPostBot 2019-02-21
Have you owned the libs yet?
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1 texanapocalypse33 2019-02-21
This one keeps getting better every time I read it
1 Mayor_of_tittycity 2019-02-21
"Omni" is right up there with "chud" in terms of how pathetic you come off as when saying it.
1 NMJ87 2019-02-21
Are you calling me pathetic you fucking omni chud?
1 Matthew94 2019-02-21
/r/drama's newest foe
1 OmniChud 2019-02-21
No I’m not.
1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-02-21
Yes, even knowing about vegan drama makes a fucking joke. You're also definitely white
1 NMJ87 2019-02-21
I identify as black you racist fuck
1 Zica_Laser 2019-02-21
ALL MUST BOW BEFORE OMNICHUD
1 nomad1c 2019-02-21
bootlicker is p bad
1 Mayor_of_tittycity 2019-02-21
No kinkshaming people with feet fetishes.
1 BKindYall 2019-02-21
It's not an insult. It's just a label when discussing nonvegans. You're thinking of 'bloodmouth,' 'cheesebreath,' 'murderer,' 'animal abuser,' etc.
1 Mayor_of_tittycity 2019-02-21
Chud isn't an insult either, despite some mentally ill basement dwellers screaching it.
1 BKindYall 2019-02-21
Well this is the first time I've ever heard the word chud so what do I know.
1 Mayor_of_tittycity 2019-02-21
"Chud" is the non-insult "insult" the chapofags use because things like "fag" or "retard" are discriminatory towards faggots and retards. It's a made up term from some completely unknown 80's B movie.
1 BKindYall 2019-02-21
What chuds
1 Mayor_of_tittycity 2019-02-21
You can say faggot
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2019-02-21
Sounds like something an omni would say
1 Chernozhopyy 2019-02-21
Post 🐖
1 -6x- 2019-02-21
What the fuck is a "level 5 vegan"?
1 nomad1c 2019-02-21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_Yaa_LMDcs
what's it like being 6 years old
1 Mexagon 2019-02-21
Omni sounds pretty cool though.
1 rnjbond 2019-02-21
Lol lying and serving meat to someone who doesn't eat it is wrong, how in the world can you justify it?
1 NMJ87 2019-02-21
You almost got me Mr. Clever Troll
1 carthoris26 2019-02-21
The same way you justify spanking an unruly child: they're stupid, their opinions are wrong, and sometimes the only way to knock sense into idiots is with force.
Alternative, vegans aren't people so who cares
1 want-dick-in-butt-xd 2019-02-21
It's not fine to be vegan
1 NMJ87 2019-02-21
I'll stop seriousposting when the world stops being a bunch of snowflakes and I don't have to explain myself lest I be stoned to death in the streets mister.
1 BKindYall 2019-02-21
That minor flaw by that one pizza sneaker is pretty major. That's a big violation of trust.
1 Metatron58 2019-02-21
it's really not. No matter how careful you think you are about your diet and getting the right nutrition you are more than likely going to fuck yourself up in the long term going vegan.
1 mariaschicklgruber 2019-02-21
I like how the screenshot clips the last line. Even the vegan OP stopped paying attention halfway through her diary entry.
1 NMJ87 2019-02-21
Got tired, couldn't carry on, needed to energize with a black bean energy bar.
1 Gfuel_Alex 2019-02-21
The beef probably wasn't even halal, smh
1 Grimy__range 2019-02-21
That fuckin meat eating chud...if I saw that stupid carnivorous chud do that to a vegan queen I'd snap him like a fuckin cucumber
1 Gfuel_Alex 2019-02-21
based and greenpilled
1 Ajmcin123 2019-02-21
The dad is a cunt, even if you dont agree with vegan shit you cant force your lifestyle on someone.
It used to be the non vegans complaining about vegans forcing there lifestyle on them. Now its the other way round lol.
1 NMJ87 2019-02-21
https://i.imgur.com/A8rNNKl.png
1 throwaway_999912 2019-02-21
Even if allergies or whatever doesn't exist, still a dick move. They probably feel the same as we would if an Asian baits us into eating snake/dog meat. It might as well be the best meat we had in retrospect but it's still gross
1 Edgar_Allen_Toe2 2019-02-21
Speak for yourself, this is funny as shit
1 watermark03alt 2019-02-21
Some people are naturally born proletariat, you are among them
1 Edgar_Allen_Toe2 2019-02-21
Some animals are more equal than others, but they all end up in my toilet as brown mush.
1 sadderreborn 2019-02-21
Based and apex predator pilled
1 BKindYall 2019-02-21
We got a cannibal over here.
1 degorius 2019-02-21
Whats wrong with long pig?
1 siempreloco31 2019-02-21
Not really
1 watermark03alt 2019-02-21
It's 99% fake
1 NMJ87 2019-02-21
I love it more if its fake, so many of these snowflakes im sure said their "day was ruined" because of this thing they saw in this thread
1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2019-02-21
It's obviously fake, you can't possibly confuse the two of them. They are textured differently and the meat one would be greasy.
1 PMThousandYearDoor 2019-02-21
Yea but he's a funny cunt.
1 dramasexual 2019-02-21
Nah it's always gone both ways.
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-02-21
Anyone with some sort of meat allergy is going to flat out say they have an allergy instead of admitting to veganism since it’s so embarrassing. The only people who self admit to being vegan are also those with a sissy fetish
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-02-21
Also not a lot of people are allergic to meat.
1 degorius 2019-02-21
Not a lot of people are allergic to anything, IIRC its about 4% of the population but around 27% claim they do.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-21
Who knew that meat tastes infinitely better than "meat"
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-02-21
This but unironically
1 watermark03alt 2019-02-21
Let's just impale ourselves on the most obvious bait possible.
1 rnjbond 2019-02-21
I thought vegans were supposed to be the annoying one, forcing their morals on others?
1 dramasexual 2019-02-21
They still are
1 DoesntSmellLikePalm 2019-02-21
Day of the meat when?
1 HumongousGentleman 2019-02-21
It's day of the grill, and SOON
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-02-21
This dummy thinks he could eat a whole cow in 5 minutes.
1 queerjihad 2019-02-21
How tf is someone unable to tell the difference between meat and shitty vegan replacements? Are vegan people's taste buds really that terrible?
1 teamsprocket 2019-02-21
Sometimes it's hard to tell, one time I had lo mein with vegan pork replacement cooked for me and it about as good as real lo mein, which surprised me.
Usually it's trash, though.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-02-21
Beyond Burger is pretty convincing but even then it's covered in a bunch of Thousand Island Sauce and I can still tell.
1 Dr_Octagonapus 2019-02-21
I tried one the other day and wasn’t that impressed. The texture was right, but it smelled pretty funky and was a lot sweeter than a real burger. I may have just cooked it wrong though.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-02-21
I liked it but I can definitely see why people wouldn't like it. My girlfriend's mom is vegetarian so I get brownie points from her everytime I eat one.
1 NMJ87 2019-02-21
Only reason I dislike it is because it costs approximately a small fortune compared to 70/30 ground chuck, at least in Texas
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-02-21
It costs two dollars more than a famous star.
1 NMJ87 2019-02-21
A fast food burger? Expensive as hell compared to 70/30 ground chuck at the grocery market.
1 Dr_Octagonapus 2019-02-21
It’s not terrible by any means, I think I’m just not a fan of imitation meat. I’m a vegetarian not out of ethical reasons, just because my thesis was on the environmental effects of factory farms on local environments. That led me down many roads of just how disgusting some of the meat we eat is which grossed me out enough to just swear off of it. It bums me out a lot and I do miss a good burger or fried chicken, but it would take a huge overhaul of our current laws for me to go back.
1 dramasexual 2019-02-21
lmao imagine being this much of a pussy
1 Mayor_of_tittycity 2019-02-21
Are you trying to fuck your girlfriends mom or something? What does it matter.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-02-21
🤭
1 5sharm5 2019-02-21
Impossible meat is also pretty decent. Not vegan but I’ll have it for lunch most days because two places on the same block as my office have it and it’s $2 cheaper than the meats at both of them.
1 MyAliasWasTaken 2019-02-21
There is some fake chicken out there that’s really convincing.
1 Magehunter_Skassi 2019-02-21
its actually pretty hard to tell with certain fast food burgers
1 jax_jaguars32 2019-02-21
Imagine not eating meat
1 Ferocetis 2019-02-21
AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa
1 Coonass_alt 2019-02-21
Based Boomer
1 Blank-Cheque 2019-02-21
https://www.reddit.com/r/LateStageCarnism
1 want-dick-in-butt-xd 2019-02-21
https://www.reddit.com/r/LateStageCarnism
1 Magehunter_Skassi 2019-02-21
im vegetarian and would be happy to be fed a real burger without my knowledge because i could have tasty meat and wouldnt feel guilty since i wouldn't be morally culpable