Coast Guard member gets tired of his fellow Aut Righters being shitty at terrorism, attempts an uprising, gets caught.

131  2019-02-21 by MG87

59 comments

A downvote from a commie is the equivalent of an upvote from someone with braincells. So thanks, man.

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It's over for Coast-Gaurd-Lieutenant-cells

Feb 2019 - Feb - 2019

Cells are what make up your body.

Cels is the spelling you’re looking for.

Proper spelling is postmodern bullshit.

That's the opposite of what is right

Breivik took steroids and narcotics, believing it would heighten his abilities to carry out attacks. When law enforcement raided Hasson's apartment, they said they found a locked container loaded with more than 30 vials of what appeared to be human growth hormones. He has also ordered more than 4,200 pills of the narcotic Tramadol since 2016, along with synthetic urine to allegedly bypass possible random drug screenings at work, they said.

Becoming Thor IRL to own the shitskins 😲😲😲

I really want to see a picture of this drug-addicted Ubermensch who thought building suppressors and getting swole would start the uprising

Well, what have YOU done to get things started?

Founded a radically centrist underground cell focused on smug denouncement of anyone with earnestly held beliefs

Oh so you're the guy who created r/drama?

How do they know the urine is synthetic?

Taste test of course.

It triggered me when the original report said “the HIGHLY ADDICTIVE painkiller tramadol!!!”. I know journalists legally don’t have to get context, but come on. Every pill seeker in Burgerland would yeet that shit out the window even with no alternatives offered.

Yeah, Tramadol is pretty fucking mild and its a weird synthetic too

I didn't think the Coast Guard had guns.

Oh well no one would expect insurrection by sea!

The Coast Guard is a part of the US Armed forces, of course they have guns.

I mean real guns not super soakers.

we actually have both 👌🏻

And unlimited life jackets? That's so cash!

Slippery seamen

They have to shoot drug smugglers somehow.

Coast Guard, not surprised. They are the most Mayo of the branches.

Not really. Ton of Spanish and Filipino dudes when I was in

Most mayo is the Navy. It's also the most gay.

So qit's gay2 ?

You am retarred

Coast Fags btfo

Dude coast guard lmao

When Mueller’s investigation confirms Trump’s investigation was up to some bad stuff I would love for him to blankpost then.

But he would be too busy shaking with rage

But he would be too busy shaking with rage

He's a Democrat mongoloid.

“”””Democrat”””””

Oh right everyone who makes fun of retards can't possibly be on the same "team" as them

Lmao You must be visiting from Chapo

Guy literally blank posts on anything a liberal does and has made some pretty non-democrat posts.

But you’re just a newbie who doesn’t know that I’m dumb enough to have been posting here longer than you’ve had an account, so what would you actually know of /r/drama regulars.

My god bragging about how much time you spent on /r/Drama and bragging about knowing /r/Drama regulars

Wow good thing I can't post what you deserve to do any more.

Hey retard why don't you go ask him what he thinks of Abortion since you don't believe me.

pretty non-democrat posts.

Lmao

i cant tell which one of you is more retarded

Prob the guy who got so assblasted he looked up the age of my account without looking at my username, I lurked here forever before making a Reddit but wow what a thing to brag about.

brag

Lol

You’re the one implying I’m some chapo refugee excuse me for pointing out how wrong you are, didn’t know you were so fragile.

And if you had any reading comprehension you would have noticed I already pointed out how dumb it is to bring up seniority on drama, you were the spaz who brought it up.

Also lol at assuming being pro abortion is the defining stance of democrats.

Wow no wonder you were so mad you looked up how old my account is.

Sure you aren't a deranged chapo at all you just believe that everyone who disagrees with you isn't a real democrat

stop sperging and go actually talk to him instead of telling me about your creepy as stalking of him

Lol first I was “”””bragging”””” and now also “”””stalking””””

That fent must spruce up that short life.

> I'm not mad I just looked at your post history and have been ranting at you for literally 2 days because i know more about Reddit "culture"

k keep telling people who make fun of Democrats when they act retarded they aren't real democrats it sure worked out swell last time.

u da mad 1 bcuz you replyd 2 each of my replys

Lol, literally no self awareness.

Also I’m glad you realized how dumb it was making clicking your username to check account age as some monument is task that only a dedicated computer tech could do. I guess one of your grandchildren showed you how it’s done.

Too bad changing the accusation to user history stalking without editing your past comments kinda exposes your stupidity.

k

Magatards are getting more pathetic by the sec

searched the internet using phrases such as "best place in dc to see congress people" and "are supreme court justices protected."

lol who does these searches on their home pc

Alexa, how do I kill my wife without being caught?

*Now playing Despacito

Siri, Alexa knows too much, how do I kill her?

you'd be surprised how many people send death threats from their work e-mail, then act surprised when they get caught.

The same day that he made the list on his computer, he searched on Google "best place in dc to see congress people." About two hours later, he searched "civil war if trump impeached."

A search of Hasson's home revealed 15 firearms and over 1,000 rounds of ammo along with a hit list of targets that included including prominent Democratic politicians — including Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, House Speaker Nancy Pelsoi, Democratic newcomer Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez — and media personalities like MSNBC's Joe Scarborough and Chris Hayes.

Hey Siri, google search “how to do crimes.”

15 guns 1000 rounds of ammo

Pathetic, that’s like half a days worth of range time.

It was hilarious seeing people all scared over his massive arsenal.

I read it on stripes.com so it must be true

This guy has big, pointy boobies.

Literally everyone is a trap in current year.