The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.
Why did Chris Hansen go through all that trouble of creating complex stings? Finding a child molester is as easy as saying "people who fuck underage teenagers are pedophiles" and just wait for the "ACKSHULLY!!!" to show up
The show was cancelled in 2008, in part because Louis Conradt, an assistant district attorney in Rockwall County, Texas, shot himself after he was caught talking to and exchanging pictures with a Perverted-Justice volunteer posing as a 13-year-old boy. When Conradt did not show up for a prearranged meeting, NBC and local police tracked him to his home. He committed suicide as police and an NBC camera crew entered his home.
In the United Kingdom, columnist and television critic Charlie Brooker wrote of the show that "when a TV show makes you feel sorry for potential child-rapists, you know it's doing something wrong". He also commented on the "overpowering whiff of entrapment" and the potential for viewer complicity. Brooker also mentioned the selection process for the actress as being disturbing by adding "Presumably someone at To Catch a Predator HQ sat down with a bunch of audition tapes and spooled through it, trying to find a sexy 18-year-old who could pass for 13. They'll have stared at girl after girl, umming and ahhing over their chest sizes, until they found just the right one. And like I say, she's hot. But if you fancy her, you're a paedophile
Here's the thing. You said a "Ephebophile is a Pedophile." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a Ephebophile, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls Ephebophiles Pedophiles. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "Pedophile Family" you're referring to the fetish of Pedophaila, which includes things from Pedophiles to Ephebophiles to Hebephilies. So your reasoning for calling a Ephebophile a Pedophile is because random people "call the ones who like kids Pedophiles?" Let's get Lolicons and Shotacons in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a BDSM Lover or an Fetisher? It's not one or the other, that's not how fetishes work. They're both. A Ephebophile is a Ephebophile and a member of the Pedophile family. But that's not what you said. You said a Ephebophile is a Pedophile, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the Pedophile family Pedophiles, which means you'd call Hebephiles, Lolicons, and other Fetishers Pedophiles, too. Which you said you don't.
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
As much as the situation is fucked up, it's so clear that legal advice is full of Google wizards and not people even legal-adjacent.
What would be hilarious is some sort of fallout where someone who gets bad advice on the sub turns around and sues Reddit for "impersonating a lawyer" or something. That subreddit really shouldn't exist
There were at least a handful of actual lawyers on /r/law the last time I checked. I don't think legaladvice or its bestof spinoff has anyone with a bar card there.
It's my understanding that lawyers specifically cannot give "legal advice" to people that are not their clients or some other shit like that, especially if they call it legal advice/counsel. That's why the disclaimer says "This isn't legal advice (formal), it's advice on legal matters (informal)"
It's honestly such garbage. Like 90% any thread is just moralizing. It's more "room temperature takes" than "legal advice".
No one needs a legal sub to tell them its gross for 30 year olds to fuck teens. The guy is here asking if he has a case not whether you personally approve or not you morons.
Though I guess this is better than the alternative of pre-law freshmen giving people bad legal advice based on guesswork.
Paying for your step daughters counseling for "anxiety" and "lack of friends" while she hooks up with 30 year olds for weed must be some kind of living hell. Also knowing your step daughter is an idiot since she told that story to her counselor.
Yeah immediate red flag at "counseling for anxiety".
Might as well say, "My daughter is a lazy and rebellious due to our lack of discipline, which is why she skips school and bangs middle aged men, so we have to pay some Jewish guy to pick up the slack in our parenting."
Someone from Michigan said that their step daughter is 16 and was picked up from school by a 32 year old guy from some app she met him through and that they don’t what they can do if anything because the age of consent there is 16.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-21
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1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2019-02-21
Isn't he at least due the bride price?
1 ralphbrenting 2019-02-21
yeah a dowry is owed
1 MrWalrusKing 2019-02-21
That 32 year old is def a pedo.
1 wealthy_piano 2019-02-21
Well who the fuck let /u/darqwolff coach a children's soccer team?
1 mayocideisamyth 2019-02-21
C O N S E N T
1 RandolphCox 2019-02-21
they said 16. not a pedo. it is called hebephilia
1 MrWalrusKing 2019-02-21
Pedo cope.
1 ItsSugar 2019-02-21
Straight from the pedo dictionary.
1 trilateral1 2019-02-21
isn't that when you like hebrews?
1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-02-21
Why did Chris Hansen go through all that trouble of creating complex stings? Finding a child molester is as easy as saying "people who fuck underage teenagers are pedophiles" and just wait for the "ACKSHULLY!!!" to show up
1 RandolphCox 2019-02-21
ya and look how many people hansen got convincted...zero...not a crime
1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-02-21
Yeah but he got a few of you guys to eat their own bullets so some good came of it
1 -OrganisedChaos- 2019-02-21
Jesus.
1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-02-21
Only tragedy is we couldn't take his paedo body and turn it into a piñata as per Sharia
1 -OrganisedChaos- 2019-02-21
In the United Kingdom, columnist and television critic Charlie Brooker wrote of the show that "when a TV show makes you feel sorry for potential child-rapists, you know it's doing something wrong". He also commented on the "overpowering whiff of entrapment" and the potential for viewer complicity. Brooker also mentioned the selection process for the actress as being disturbing by adding "Presumably someone at To Catch a Predator HQ sat down with a bunch of audition tapes and spooled through it, trying to find a sexy 18-year-old who could pass for 13. They'll have stared at girl after girl, umming and ahhing over their chest sizes, until they found just the right one. And like I say, she's hot. But if you fancy her, you're a paedophile
1 Ghdust2 2019-02-21
1 MG87 2019-02-21
Trump lovers and diddling kids name a more iconic duo
1 RandolphCox 2019-02-21
republicans understand witch hunts..
1 manbra 2019-02-21
It's not possible to remember that word and not be a pedo
1 iansmith223 2019-02-21
That’s ephebophilia you mong.
1 RandolphCox 2019-02-21
i messed that up on purpose to catch the real pedo here
1 iansmith223 2019-02-21
You wish. You’re actually just an idiot.
1 do_a_humanflag 2019-02-21
want, I thought that was younger.
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-02-21
Here's the thing. You said a "Ephebophile is a Pedophile." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a Ephebophile, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls Ephebophiles Pedophiles. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "Pedophile Family" you're referring to the fetish of Pedophaila, which includes things from Pedophiles to Ephebophiles to Hebephilies. So your reasoning for calling a Ephebophile a Pedophile is because random people "call the ones who like kids Pedophiles?" Let's get Lolicons and Shotacons in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a BDSM Lover or an Fetisher? It's not one or the other, that's not how fetishes work. They're both. A Ephebophile is a Ephebophile and a member of the Pedophile family. But that's not what you said. You said a Ephebophile is a Pedophile, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the Pedophile family Pedophiles, which means you'd call Hebephiles, Lolicons, and other Fetishers Pedophiles, too. Which you said you don't.
1 2938_throwd 2019-02-21
Props for reaching into the way back machine for this.
1 lifesbrink 2019-02-21
Only if it is his primary sexual attraction
1 do_a_humanflag 2019-02-21
I doubt most guys could even always successfully tell between a sixteen and an eighteen year old.
Though I'll say if you go after school kids you probably have issues.
1 princess_y_fronts 2019-02-21
incel father seething at chad 32 year old banging his stacy daughter
1 heretobefriends 2019-02-21
Is there anything more cucked than having a daughter?
1 Always_Shy 2019-02-21
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
1 totally_not_ac3 2019-02-21
I bet you could get away with actually posting this on Braincels
1 StingAuer 2019-02-21
I think that's where it came from
1 heretobefriends 2019-02-21
Pretty sure it was /pol/.
1 OfHyenas 2019-02-21
It's a /tv/ pasta.
1 orangetato 2019-02-21
No it isn't, it's been around for years
1 DespisedByWomen 2019-02-21
I was there when the original was posted on braincels lmao
1 sleepingexpert 2019-02-21
A gay son, he’s getting it as well then
1 MrWalrusKing 2019-02-21
🤔
1 somegurk 2019-02-21
For clarity.
1 MrWalrusKing 2019-02-21
Based, that's what I get for not reading the whole post.
1 somegurk 2019-02-21
It was the first sentence. I'm not going to judge you for just reading the title here but don't lie to me.
1 MrWalrusKing 2019-02-21
Ehh I just skimmed it and then went to the comments.
1 Pinksister 2019-02-21
Oh he wants to fuck that kid, I can feel it in his words.
1 check_fugazi_bro 2019-02-21
Imagine being a cuck and then watching your 16 year old daughter get fucked.
1 killallmessiah 2019-02-21
I don't that is how this works...
1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-02-21
1 do_a_humanflag 2019-02-21
he wanted to tap her pussy himself obviously
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-02-21
As much as the situation is fucked up, it's so clear that legal advice is full of Google wizards and not people even legal-adjacent.
What would be hilarious is some sort of fallout where someone who gets bad advice on the sub turns around and sues Reddit for "impersonating a lawyer" or something. That subreddit really shouldn't exist
1 manbra 2019-02-21
What do you mean, they said it wasn't legal advice before giving legal advice. Surely that absolves them from all responsibility.
1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-02-21
Open and shut case, Johnson
1 Karma-Means-Nothing 2019-02-21
It's like uploading an entire movie to YouTube and crediting the director in the description.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-02-21
1 employee10038080 2019-02-21
Now you're starting to understand...
1 DoktorSteven 2019-02-21
It’s the same with r/law, just add in a bunch of left political opinions.
1 IllustriousQuail 2019-02-21
There were at least a handful of actual lawyers on /r/law the last time I checked. I don't think legaladvice or its bestof spinoff has anyone with a bar card there.
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-02-21
the people on legal advice are cops and failed law students.
1 GayRadFemMuslimJew 2019-02-21
Read sidebar; "The advice given here is not to be considered final or legal counsel"
No dice
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-02-21
Eh I feel like in a civil case a judge might not give a shit what the sidebar says
1 GayRadFemMuslimJew 2019-02-21
It's my understanding that lawyers specifically cannot give "legal advice" to people that are not their clients or some other shit like that, especially if they call it legal advice/counsel. That's why the disclaimer says "This isn't legal advice (formal), it's advice on legal matters (informal)"
1 freet0 2019-02-21
It's honestly such garbage. Like 90% any thread is just moralizing. It's more "room temperature takes" than "legal advice".
No one needs a legal sub to tell them its gross for 30 year olds to fuck teens. The guy is here asking if he has a case not whether you personally approve or not you morons.
Though I guess this is better than the alternative of pre-law freshmen giving people bad legal advice based on guesswork.
1 SassuWunnu 2019-02-21
Do the mods over there have a fetish for deleting comments?
1 JumbledFun 2019-02-21
If you're picking up 16 year olds as a 32 year old, getting them high and fucking them, you deserve to be castrated
1 Sauceman240 2019-02-21
I think you meant awarded.
1 FromRussiaWithIove 2019-02-21
Tfw i Would be considered a pedo in America for banging 15 year old girls but here in Scandinavia I am a chad respected by everyone
1 JumbledFun 2019-02-21
it's part of your religions, inshallah
1 check_fugazi_bro 2019-02-21
Based
1 QinEmperor 2019-02-21
Stop being salty, you wrinkly foid, fucking just legal teens is the best high you can get.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-21
/u/Steve-French will hunt them down.
1 lifesbrink 2019-02-21
Let's be honest, that guy probably isnt moving from his couch to do much of anything except grab another bag of chips.
1 Femicide 2019-02-21
imagine not only failing to fuck women in their prime, but being so bitter that you want to stop other men fucking women in their prime.
1 Sauceman240 2019-02-21
She will make a nice piece of property in the future. That's the way a bitch should act.
1 goemon45 2019-02-21
Lol stepdaughter
1 headasplodes 2019-02-21
He's just salty he isn't the one fucking her
1 a-corporate-democrat 2019-02-21
this is why im child free
1 ProtectYourNecks 2019-02-21
Vapocide when, too many innocent casualties are happening
1 cragfar 2019-02-21
Paying for your step daughters counseling for "anxiety" and "lack of friends" while she hooks up with 30 year olds for weed must be some kind of living hell. Also knowing your step daughter is an idiot since she told that story to her counselor.
1 Lier_X_Agerate 2019-02-21
Yeah immediate red flag at "counseling for anxiety".
Might as well say, "My daughter is a lazy and rebellious due to our lack of discipline, which is why she skips school and bangs middle aged men, so we have to pay some Jewish guy to pick up the slack in our parenting."
1 unlikethegarden 2019-02-21
I bet this is referencing a post from earlier, and if it is, you’re an a$$hole.
1 QinEmperor 2019-02-21
Elaborate
1 unlikethegarden 2019-02-21
Someone from Michigan said that their step daughter is 16 and was picked up from school by a 32 year old guy from some app she met him through and that they don’t what they can do if anything because the age of consent there is 16.
1 QinEmperor 2019-02-21
That's situation exactly what this post is linked to about the slutty daughter getting pumped and dumped by 30 year old Chad.
1 ChipotleMayocide 2019-02-21
If this doesn’t scream “bait” idk what does
1 GayLordMcMuffins 2019-02-21
What? You don't do the weekly hymen checks on your daughter to ensure her chastity?
1 Lier_X_Agerate 2019-02-21
OP is pretending to be the dad but he is actually the pedo and is trying to get legal advice to see if he's in the clear.
1 Pinksister 2019-02-21
Hhlbfd
1 do_a_humanflag 2019-02-21
Did he drive a Chevrolet Chevelle SS? Did he use the word "alright" a lot? Did his looks resemble those of Matthew McConaughey?
I aspire to be a cool guy in his 30s one day like the dude in this post?
1 Vladith 2019-02-21
Let me reiterate: everything on advice subs is pathetic bait for pedos & cucks