r/drama: Hapas on suicide watch in /r/TodayILearned. My wife? She's Asian.

It's why mayos are the worst btw, they can't be bothered to excel or be terrible. Wait a minute... are mayos the radical centrists? I think I have to go self crit.

1 cochnbahls 2019-02-22

This is the kind of meaningful, thoughtful comments i come to this sub to read.

1 Osterion 2019-02-22

Believing the mayo jack of all trades cope

🤣🤣🤣🤣

1 keeeeshawn 2019-02-22

White people are the Jews of the races

1 aqouta 2019-02-22

Whitoids are good at innovation, especially in ways to be evil and conquerer. Chinacels had gun powder forever and never figured out how to conquer the whole world with it.

1 witemalesnowflake 2019-02-22

That's where whitoids step in.

1 HardIsLife 2019-02-22

Of course, she won’t divorce the white husband because she needs that green card 🤭

1 yourverywelcomedenny 2019-02-22

Maybe your wife bud. My little lady loves me, and loves America just as much as she did six months ago and she's become a great supporter of our greatest ally too. sips - Sent From My Iphone

1 HardIsLife 2019-02-22

Little lady

Should I contact FBI?

1 alphetasauce 2019-02-22

She's just considered 3D loli

1 a-corporate-democrat 2019-02-22

yass queen secure the bag sis

1 STEMCel69420 2019-02-22

And the green backs 💵

1 Pepperglue 2019-02-22

Plus she can display her trophy husband around her girl friends. Think how many envy eyes will be at the parties.

"Wow, you married a foreigner? So lucky~ I bet he does all the chores."

1 HardIsLife 2019-02-22

Yeah, a lot of Asians get impressed when you’re dating someone who’s white.

1 Pepperglue 2019-02-22

I personally don't consider this a healthy kind of relationship, but it sure seems like a win-win situation to me.

1 mukumukum65 2019-02-22

c o p e

1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-22

Life fuel for supreme-gentleman-cels

1 sokolovey 2019-02-22

But Elliot wasn't white, he was a mongrelized bastard.

1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-22

Yeah but he was a hapa

1 sokolovey 2019-02-22

Yeah that's the point. A pure and honorable Asian bloodline sullied by the filth of the gaijin devil.

1 ImJeeezus 2019-02-22

Mustardcide is after Mayocide

1 automatic_cluck 2019-02-22

Before

1 Alicesnakebae 2019-02-22

Damn waifus really are the future

1 Tentacle_Schoolgirl 2019-02-22

Once holographic waifu sex robots are a mainstream consumer product, the global fertility rate will drop.

If anyone bitches about overpopulation, just point them to this handy fact.

1 do_a_humanflag 2019-02-22

WMAF is the original OTP. Though you got consider the counselling costs if you have a boy.

1 hungarianmeatslammer 2019-02-22

Aren't HAPAS always on suicide watch? /r/aznidentity is one of the most mentally fragile communities on Reddit.

1 kabutoredde 2019-02-22

We really dont see enough aznidentity posts.

1 sam_zissou 2019-02-22

They’re trail nuts crazy

1 glorica 2019-02-22

I’m glad I didn’t have this Internet nonsense going on when I first had kids or I’d be more concerned about my children turning into these lunatics that shit up every conversation about Asians and hapas

1 ParticularDrummer 2019-02-22

Lmao, I've bullied literally all my 2 friends who have been into Asians.

If you're into Asian women you're a spineless loser, and likely a pedophile too. No ifs and buts.

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-02-22

They really do be loving you long time.

Ok this is actually epic

1 killallmessiah 2019-02-22

Didn't know that racemixing was this BASED and REDPILLED!