Cis? Mayo? Join Dramas privilege trading competition

105  2019-02-22 by REDDIT_IN_MOTION

This thread is to gather users for our special privilege trading competition. Comment with your skintone for a special "Mayo Privilege" flair (only given if you don't have a flair already, optional).

We will be sending out invites for the privilege trading competition later in the week, only to those who have commented.

Please note:

  1. Privilege trading only for those with with cis privilege, or those of you who are mayo. If you are trans or are non-mayo and you comment on this thread, you will be banned forever.

  2. This thread is for the comments I've referenced above, ONLY. Any other comments will result in a ban.

For everyone else that is trans/not mayo, please disregard this thread and do not comment. Any meta comments will result in ban. Rest assured, We have something very special planned for everyone else later in the week.

Thanks!

119 comments

1  XXhornykitty 2019-02-22

Very white (4 on the Von Luschan chromatic scale!)

1  Turtle_shell_wok 2019-02-22

I've been looking for some advice about pegging IE is that a good gateway kink?

1  UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-02-22

I wouldn't use Internet Explorer for surfing the web, let alone pegging.

1  capthazelwoodsflask 2019-02-22

Wh*te enough that the veins on the back of my hand are darker than the skin.

Also white enough that I don't have black friends. Like I know more trannys than black people.

1  Zeriell 2019-02-22

Wh*te enough that the veins on the back of my hand are darker than the skin.

Wait, that's not how everyone is?

1  throwaway-familyhelp 2019-02-22

Wh*te enough that the veins on the back of my hand are darker than the skin.

I've never noticed this b4, but this is me irl

1  Chapocel 2019-02-22

I identify as Black (below the belt)

1  Dramaste 2019-02-22

No you don’t

1  Chapocel 2019-02-22

What did you say to me?

1  Dramaste 2019-02-22

I said you don’t have a large penis.

1  Chapocel 2019-02-22

Nice try dicklet. Maybe gallowboob will share his with you if you are young enough.

1  keeeeshawn 2019-02-22

I identify as black (below the knee)

1  cochnbahls 2019-02-22

I listen to classic rock channels on the radio, and host board game nights with other married couples. Also, I prefer my alcoholic drinks to be "small batch" and "hand crafted".

Will that do for proof?

1  capthazelwoodsflask 2019-02-22

I just threw up into my mouth a little bit.

1  Plexipus 2019-02-22

ITS A TRAP YALL

(And not the sexy waifu kind)

1  Tzar-Romulus 2019-02-22

Very white. I have blue eyes and black hair and a German gf. 🤭

1  Crumps_brother 2019-02-22

White people don't have black hair!

BAN HIM!!!

1  cmakk1012 2019-02-22

Wh*te enough that I went to a middle school where everyone had to learn a string instrument and perform in Chamber quartets

1  Morristron2099 2019-02-22

I'm the kind of white that the USSR starved to death. That's either the whitest or the least white, depending who you ask.

1  windupcrow 2019-02-22

White-virgin

1  sam_zissou 2019-02-22

I’m so white I didn’t need to get student loans. My parents just paid for me to go to Christian college because we ain’t poor

1  Leifs 2019-02-22

Obvious trap, bring the ban

1  cmakk1012 2019-02-22

Of course, but it is deserved for us m*yoids

1  Turtle_shell_wok 2019-02-22

All white people should be forced to wear a uniform that has "I'm sorry" emblazoned on like the front, and again in a tiny font on the shoulders.

1  totally_not_ac3 2019-02-22

Wh*te enough to still have a Dad.

1  theassholette 2019-02-22

White, cis, woman, semi attractive. Did I hit the privilege lottery?

1  AlveolarPressure 2019-02-22

semi attractive gussy

posting on drama

Oh hon

1  theassholette 2019-02-22

I only frequent r/drama to feel less bad about my own mental issues.

1  OnionBits 2019-02-22

Classic gussy cope

1  ShitpostingAccount_1 2019-02-22

to feel less bad about my own mental issues.

Sending positive vibes ٩( θ‿θ)۶

Can't wait to hear about your struggle with Crippling Depression and Anxiety™ on ytube.

1  wow___justwow 2019-02-22

fake, gay and possibly retarded

1  theassholette 2019-02-22

Hey, I'm not fake and gay. Taking it too far there, buddy.

1  wow___justwow 2019-02-22

Oh I was talking about myself.

1  theassholette 2019-02-22

Don't be so hard on yourself then. You're a nice person deep down and you should treat yourself better.

1  wow___justwow 2019-02-22

THIS is why I come to r/drama! ;)

1  1999-2017 2019-02-22

Did you break up with your altright or was that fantasy writing

1  theassholette 2019-02-22

Nah, I'm going to marry him probably. He's an unironical /pol/tard, but you can't be picky about men these days.

1  HardEctoCooler 2019-02-22

Lol, trying to pull a /r/wallstreetbets style purge. It's too early. Wait till people forget about it.

1  AlphaToasteBoi 2019-02-22

Dude white lmao

1  Voltairium 2019-02-22

Tfw cishet brown

😉

1  Dr_Cocker 2019-02-22

Now we know who all the mayos are. Idiots made it easier.

1  kentuckyfry 2019-02-22

I am literally the whitest fucker on the planet. Dude bussy lmao

1  ElTripperino 2019-02-22

Wonderbread white boi. My white progenitors were poor (but obviously still superior). My mom drives a 2016 Volkswagen Passat TDI, and listens to Amy Winehouse.

1  Kentuckyfry1 2019-02-22

Wh*te boy good in the hood- call me Easy E

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1  CountFire 2019-02-22

100% WHITE German ARIAN Genes

1  Glatavaton 2019-02-22

Cis, white enough where I would be privileged in my home country but not white enough to fit in Am*rica.

1  alphetasauce 2019-02-22

You're Brazilian huh?

1  Glatavaton 2019-02-22

Nah, I’m from a failed Banana Republic in Latin America.

1  Gulags_Never_Existed 2019-02-22

Pretty much albino, and epicly cis. I’d like my privilege cashed out in USD please

1  MatronaMakes 2019-02-22

Cis and mayo here. The worst combo of priviledge

1  brlove0915 2019-02-22

I know my father and speak to him regularly, I also own a minivan and I itemize my deductions

1  FullPoet 2019-02-22

Snow

1  MargarineIsEvil 2019-02-22

White enough that my grandparents actually did apartheid

1  OverSocialization 2019-02-22

White male/Asian female

1  Tentacle_Schoolgirl 2019-02-22

FFFFFF

1  tenebrous_cloud 2019-02-22

White, but i have an N-word pass from a black dude i know

1  Cone_heath 2019-02-22

Ghostly white mayo mongrel descended from some of the worst stocks of wh*te people known to history. Also a cissy.

1  MastaBlastaz 2019-02-22

I'm a fucking white male. I apologise for this.

1  SaltSchool 2019-02-22

Eternal Anglo checking in

1  Duce_Guy 2019-02-22

I'm white enough to be racist to other whites, over my dead body will I ever call a Polish person white

1  capthazelwoodsflask 2019-02-22

Calling a polack a person is even too much. They're more like a breed of talking dog.

1  wealthy_piano 2019-02-22

I'm white to the point that you can see my shoulder veins despite me being at 18-20% bf

I also yell about the government wanting to take my guns during Thanksgiving dinner, ruining it for my family

1  JohnKnott 2019-02-22

I wear sunscreen even in the cloudy days in England to keep this skin looking as white as the cum I guzzle

1  jax_jaguars32 2019-02-22

Cis Mayo male

1  iansmith223 2019-02-22

I bask in my white privilege.

1  gigi-has-issues 2019-02-22

I’m so white I make Marilyn Manson look like he has a tan.

1  GeauxHouston22 2019-02-22

french mayo

1  PoopShowPass 2019-02-22

The cajun mayo claim is almost worse than people with 1/1024th indian blood claiming to be part of the community.

1  GeauxHouston22 2019-02-22

tell that to FAFSA baby

1  FrankVillain 2019-02-22

I'm mayo as white. Cis as cis can be.

1  Kat_B0T 2019-02-22

What exactly does CIS even mean? I asked in GC once and got banned.

1  totally_not_ac3 2019-02-22

It means you dont have mental health issues, and are happy with the genitals you were born with.

1  Kat_B0T 2019-02-22

Ok no, I have ROGD super bad. I post on discord

1  totally_not_ac3 2019-02-22

No that's what Cis means. I wasnt necessarily referring to you.

1  ElonMuskarr 2019-02-22

It's an acronym for the Russian commonwealth region.

1  PM_ME_YA_TATTAS 2019-02-22

Confederacy of Independent Systems

1  cmakk1012 2019-02-22

space capeshit

🤮

1  SJCards 2019-02-22

Commonwealth of Independent States, you disgusting radlib filth.

1  thisishardcore_ 2019-02-22

You're one of those dudes with the droids that fought against the Republic in the Star Wars prequels.

1  Kat_B0T 2019-02-22

Imagine bringing up a Star Wars prequel for an analogy. 🤢

1  thisishardcore_ 2019-02-22

But that's literally what the people I'm talking about are called. Confederacy of Independent Systems - CIS.

1  Kat_B0T 2019-02-22

Oh lol, nice!

1  car_tire 2019-02-22

another datamine thread?

1  VanOldenbarnevelt 2019-02-22

I'm a ginger.

So very white

1  MacAndShits 2019-02-22

I am grossly disgustangly incandescent

1  actualstrawman 2019-02-22

Mayo enough that I was the inspiration for Powder

1  ElonMuskarr 2019-02-22

white enough that I'm not considered a person of color

brown enough that if I made a mayo joke IRL someone would bust my ass for racism

1  Gfuel_Alex 2019-02-22

I'm black and transgender, yep, sometimes it be like that.

1  Errrnestoo 2019-02-22

Does Polish count as white?

1  automated_russian 2019-02-22

White enough to wear New Balance. Gay, but still cis, so I think I’m in.

1  bott04 2019-02-22

So white, blond haired and blue eyed my friends thought I was a long term result of Mengele’s breeding program. German immigrant family to boot.

1  CaliggyJack 2019-02-22

I'm a Straight, White, Male, CENTRIST.

Boom

1  Finaldude 2019-02-22

i lived in the suburbs and listen to death grips

1  -Hill-La-Hill- 2019-02-22

I have a loving/supportive family and ugly Irish skin that dries out and starts to crack in the winter

1  Everettk9 2019-02-22

Forgive me for I am as wh*te as the pool of mayonnaise my mother birthed me in.

1  SJCards 2019-02-22

Wait a moment. I swear I saw a bunch of autistics just fall for this...

1  le_epic_xd 2019-02-22

I'm not going to gib my informations away this easily, Deepstate!

1  rbsh123 2019-02-22

How does middle eastern work into the Mayo equation here?

1  FunkyFreshMeme 2019-02-22

full gypsy jew so I am vampire passing

1  RonPaulsDragRace 2019-02-22

Are people of Sicilian descent white?

Asking for a friend.

1  texanapocalypse33 2019-02-22

Is this a ploy to b8 w certain demographic into outing themselves then banning everyone like wsb did?

1  Gayboi69420hillary 2019-02-22

Cis man mayo passing mexican

1  JennyDied4This 2019-02-22

Unabashed Mayo

1  axolotl___peyotl 2019-02-22

Are Irish people considered white?

1  Wololol0w 2019-02-22

I am descended from the only white's of substance. Alexander the great. While you aryans were flinging shit on each other and smearing it on your bodies so that you wouldnt get raped by bears He was conquering the world.

1  clubby789 2019-02-22

Extremely mayo 😥😥😥

1  Patyrn 2019-02-22

I don't see color and believe in meritocracy.

1  Do_a_pushup 2019-02-22

AdmiralAckbar.gif

1  quality_bratwurst 2019-02-22

Im a cis mayo thats left handed

1  thisishardcore_ 2019-02-22

I'm Jewish from my mother's side so count me in among my fellow white people.

1  transoceanicdeath 2019-02-22

I said "hello" to a group of black fellows once, while passing them in a park, and instead of returning the greeting, they just mocked my whiteness.

1  sup3r_hero 2019-02-22

White and gay but cis

1  MrWalrusKing 2019-02-22

Looks down at snow white complexion

Eww fuck that, mayocide can't come soon enough.

1  TehAlpacalypse 2019-02-22

So white I’ve been sunburned while driving

1  ItsLoganWarner 2019-02-22

White, my friends and I play Mr. Brightside on repeat in the summer on the way to our tee time reservation at the golf course that's part of the country club our friends dad is a board member of. We wear pastel blue and red clothing and Oakley sunglasses while playing.

1  MascforRH 2019-02-22

Mayo enough that arab and darker overlords tell me how much they like white guys as they lick my bussy. It may not be much, but submitting to their big melanated cocks is my way of contributing to the mayocide.

1  MrGoodieMob 2019-02-22

I’m a white cis make over six feet tall from the upper middle class who went to catholic school and okayed basketball/football/rowing who wants a piece?

1  Nova-slime 2019-02-22

I’m an ol*vecel, please flair me as “greasy boy.”