Self-identified *rolls dice* "anarcho-monarchist" complains that the government doesn't protect him from literally eating shit

114  2019-02-23 by axolotl___peyotl

37 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2019-02-23

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1  axolotl___peyotl 2019-02-23

I'd say it's bait, but he's a r/conspiracy reg who's been around for half a decade so it's probably just schizophrenia.

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-23

Former r/conspiracy mod /u/RMFN specifically

1  axolotl___peyotl 2019-02-23

Oh shit is he on the ping list.

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-23

He's visited before

1  Quietus42 2019-02-23

Do you want to debate?!??

1  killallmessiah 2019-02-23

Good.

/u/RMFN

1  axolotl___peyotl 2019-02-23

/u/RMFN

1  speaksamerican 2019-02-23

/u/RMFN

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-23

Settle down, nerds.

1  nio151 2019-02-23

Yall can't behave 👏

1  axolotl___peyotl 2019-02-23

It's worth noting, by the way, that RMFN (and the mod team) are claiming he wrote this article himself lol.

1  Marcus_McTavish 2019-02-23

Lmao, I thought you were the OG axo

1  killallmessiah 2019-02-23

I feel like like drama from r/conspiracy is cheating, it is way too easy, also:

r/conspiracy fears the Chink soy

1  GigoloJuggalo 2019-02-23

Broke: ancap

Woke : anprim

Bespoke: ANMON

1  totally_not_ac3 2019-02-23

True Woke: AnFash

1  AromaticWitness 2019-02-23

The Anarcho-Fascist Kyiarchy is stopping me from getting a job. Goddamn Kykes!

1  Crankyoldhobo 2019-02-23

Wokewoke: Anan

1  alexmikli 2019-02-23

Portuguese Kingdom anthem plays

1  RocketSurgeon22 2019-02-23

There should be a reality show about this guy.

1  ineed750bucks 2019-02-23

"Who else but Anmon", it's funny cause his name is Anmon and he's an anarcho-monarchist.

1  KarlMannheim 2019-02-23

anarcho-monarchist

Ah! Hermann Hoppe gang.

1  westofthetracks 2019-02-23

lol imagine wanting a crackdown on "degenerates" while posting on r/conspiracy

1  Firnin 2019-02-23

Fun fact: Tolkien was an unironic anarch-monarchist

1  dootwthesickness_II 2019-02-23

Tolkien was based as fuck

1  PM_ME_YA_TATTAS 2019-02-23

but he also wanted the monarchy to be elves

1  Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-02-23

I'm down for a monarchy if it could be the qt all-female elves like in the films.

1  alexmikli 2019-02-23

Anarcho Monarchism? What is this, Kaiserreich?

1  YourLocalMonarchist 2019-02-23

Fucking disgusting. he will be beaten along with the other peasants when me and the hall go out for our daily peasant beating march through the poor people sectors

1  capthazelwoodsflask 2019-02-23

Anarcho-monarchist

How does that work exactly? I mean, other than being massively mentally disabled.

1  verybadquitegood 2019-02-23

basically belgium without a council of ministers or a constitution.

1  DodgeIvan 2019-02-23

People do what they want unless its against the kings laws I can only assume

1  allendrio 2019-02-23

I knew it was a /r/conspiracy poster as soon as you said anarcho-monarchist that sub is a special place considering the mods ban people who debunk literally anything.

1  degorius 2019-02-23

Holy moly, fuck the drama, that article. That pos author is very literally the reason shit like AIDS became an epidemic. I hope to god thats fake ass bait.

1  melokobeai 2019-02-23

One of the comments told him to stop eating ass and the reply was that it’s unreasonable to ask someone to be celibate.

1  nope_no_ 2019-02-23

I feel like, at some point, you should stop doing the thing that makes you sick. Like when I eat eggs, I get a headache, so I don’t eat eggs.

1  melokobeai 2019-02-23

That article was actually disgusting.