It's Chapo FREAKOUT time as the sub convinces itself that the bombs are about to drop on Vuvuzuela

113  2019-02-24 by ExtremelyOnlineG

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Shame on your toxic ways reddit. No, Netflix didn’t pay me and no I never got paid to post on reddit or rather accepted to post sponsored posts. But it’s heart breaking to see the amount of toxicity and threats you’re willing to spew at someone for using this platform as a 4 year old hobby now. Say what you will, we’re all on here together being bored and killing time.

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Most of the takes are either:

  1. I don't understand how the rest of the world isn't galaxy-brained enough to realize this is all a CIA murder plot

  2. omg daddy Bernie isn't taking up arms to stop the imperialist storm troopers

pls enjoy.

omg daddy Bernie isn't taking up arms to stop the imperialist storm troopers

Isn't it more like I can't believe Bernie would voice support for you instead of not supporting it

You don't know what the fuck drama is.

Hello, chapofriend!

Howdy

Post pig, choade.

I eat beans.

your bussy probably smells terrible. no thanks.

It smells like lavender, thank you.

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Hmmm... that wasn't a dick pic. I'm really confused.

Ewww i’m not gonna want those braps

Post hog, chapocel.

Imagine being an actual Chapo poster 😂😂😂😂😂

Let me guess: You're also horribly mentally ill.

I'm sure /r/TopMindsOfReddit will get right on this

I’m thinking that about 700,000 Venezuelans will die as a direct result of the coup and ensuing violence. Millions more displaced. But at least US companies will get to steal more of the stuff that’s killing the planet, so we’ve got that going for us.

where does that number even come from

7's a good number

It's more than 6 for sure

Thing is though, it’s less than 8

But less than 6 million

Lmao, millions of venezuelans have already been displaced by Maduro's incompetence.

That's at Venezuela needs a wall. Cant escape socialist paradise if there's a wall.

They were all kidnapped by Trump and the GOP.

legit don't get where people think Colombia wants Venezuelans to suffer. They don't want or need a refugee crisis on their hands so it's in their best interests for Venezuela to be better.

Hot take: It's not a CIA plot to overthrow Venezula but it ought to be.

Intervention should be a last resort, but only for pragmatic reasons.

1) Marudo still has a small but passionate minority who still buy his bullshit and some of them could turn into an insurgency. They look at this the same as when the US toppled regimes during the Cold War.

2) If the government peacefully gives up power it will give the new one more legitimacy than if they take it by force. Even if violence does break out it may not be best to intervene until the oppertune moment, but that's such a multifactored equation that it's hard to really predict what could happen and when to invade, if at all.

Stop.

No, I'm talking about behind the scenes cloak and dagger stuff, not a full on invasion (as tempting as that may be).

Chapocels: We need to stay out of Venezuela to preserve the socialist revolution! Long live Chavistas!

Meanwhile I'm sitting here nodding along, but only because letting most of them die from their own stupidity is the only way the survivors will learn anything. Eastern Europe got immunized against this retarded thinking for a generation only because of what they went through, bailing Venezuela out is just going to see them going back to their old tricks in a few years.

Either we invade and there's thousands of deaths or we don't invade and there's thousands of deaths. I'd rather not attach the U.S. to yet another foreign policy failure for nothing.

Anyone who thinks the US would do the same shit it did in the 70s is actually retarded

iran contra was in the 80s dude

Oh yeah well Iran isn't in South America 😎

damn, u got me

I feel like you might not have the best grasp of what went on there.

Burger tier education lmao

But I'm a burger too and I know hat the "Contra" part refers to. :(

I'm Australian

aka the Pacific Burger

Why? We invaded Grenada in the 80s and bombed the hell out of Libya just a few years ago.

We can yell and wave our red flags and proclaim that we know our cause is the just one but in the end it'll all be drowned out by the hooting cheers of the chuds and libs alike.

Even more so in this case. We can yell and wave our red flags and proclaim that we know our cause is the just one but in the end it'll all be drowned out by the hooting cheers of the chuds and libs alike.

I'm so fucking depressed right now. I should go offline for a while for my sanity but I probably won't.

centrism rocks!

Remember these are the people who think they'll lead a revolution 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

You fucking reactionaries, the CIA 😡 fascists are attempting to destroy the Venezuelan ❤ queer socialist 🇻🇳 utopia. Smh bootlickers 🙄, go to gulag.

Ahh! I spent hours last night high on mushrooms and drawing Bimbofied Sanders and now I have to delete it! Never put your faith in a filthy succdem.

lmao wtf

This is exactly how I imagine most chapocels spend their time.

Part of me really wants to see what they drew out of curiosity, but another part knows it’s probably best that such an abomination never see the light of day.

I haven’t been so conflicted before in a long time 😐

This is by far the most delusional CTH thread that I have ever seen. My favorite was the guy that guessed that at least 700,000 people will die. Even if it escalates towards prolonged countrywide violence, which I strongly doubt, the death toll won't even exceed 10,000. Still awful but those idiots are just extrapolating Iraq numbers without justifying them.

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As expected

Don’t know why lefties are obsessed with Cuba.

Don't you people get it? They WANT to starve to death!

cant wait to see the socialist Free for all land gets tactical nuked into become the Grand Canyon 2: trumps private pool